Comments on: Menu Fail

By: Nick-I-Think

Nick-I-Think — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:55:29 +0000

I prefer the nice, cool, blah blah dish.

By: insectgirl

insectgirl — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:52:46 +0000

What doees unboiled nonsense tast like

By: Ian

Ian — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:03:28 +0000

Bonus fail – spelled aubergine wrong.

By: Sync'

Sync' — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:25:43 +0000

…and does consuming nonsense increase creativity by any means…? Hmm.. In case I want to be creative in weird ways, it would make… err… sense. Does anybody have a bit more knowledge in healthy living who could advise me?

By: Sinister Finister

Sinister Finister — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:13:53 +0000

I’ll have some boiled nonsense, with a side of herd vegetables prease.

By: hahaha

hahaha — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:00:12 +0000

oh yeah

By: frogman

frogman — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:26:34 +0000

fail

By: IronnonymnIntadsNaw

IronnonymnIntadsNaw — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:21:39 +0000

lkeeupmaivmryxodwell, hi admin adn people nice forum indeed. how’s life? hope it’s introduce branch

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:06:05 +0000

id like the sauted nonsense

By: Double_A

Double_A — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:26:39 +0000

I think they mean “savoy” and not “nonsense”.
Im sure that original recipe was german.

The german word for “savoy” is “Wirsing” but it sounds a bit like the german word “Irrsinn” and that means “nonsense”.

By: Feyn

Feyn — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:57:52 +0000

Wait a sec.
In german “brustwarze” is one possible word for nipple…
another one is simply “nippel” if that comforts you better

By: FARVA

FARVA — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:58:18 +0000

Shinanigans? You’re talking about Shinanigans, right?

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:48:04 +0000

Sow true, Dr. Hugh.

By: wubsie

wubsie — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:37:39 +0000

I think you’re right, babelfish FTW!

By: Odo Trip

Odo Trip — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:19:46 +0000

Substitute a Black Cuillen Ale for the Guinness and I’m right there with you! I first had Haggis on the Isle of Skye with about 6 BCAs and a couple of Taliskers to work up some cullinary courage. Now if I have Haggis without BCA, it just doesn’t seem right…

By: Odo Trip

Odo Trip — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:55:38 +0000

Substitute a Black Cuillen Ale for the Guinness and I’m right there with you! I first had Haggis on the Isle of Skye with about 6 BCAs to work up some cullinary courage. It was wonderful, but just doesn’t seem “right” without that beer now.

By: Dr Hugh

Dr Hugh — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:34:35 +0000

Me too. Do you think she may do food by email?

By: Njald

Njald — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:26:05 +0000

That’s not correct, the swedish word for nipple
(atleast the most commonly used)
Is “bananyttermittfältare”. Americans coming here often enjoy
learning that word condiering how close it is in
pronounciation to Banana the start of the word is.
(there you go all non swedish speakers, you learned somethign new)

By: darkweasel

darkweasel — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:12:33 +0000

I guess this is a German-English translation fail, as it was probably “-schmarren” in German (i dunno what this translates to in English, but there are some kinds of food that end in “-schmarren” in German, eg Kaiserschmarren).

(Yes, my first language is German =p)

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:31:46 +0000

300 FAIL.

You were supposed to type this:

Nonsense? *dramatic pause* THIS! IS! FAILBLOG!!!!!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:19:24 +0000

Red or golden?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:17:18 +0000

I prefer the nightly bang her.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:14:34 +0000

But the pumpkins would be simply smashing!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:09:59 +0000

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Keep those veggies rollin’

By: Siberias

Siberias — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:04:53 +0000

Would anyone like to start and meaningful and thought provoking discussion on how this menu’s use of English is using curious language to grab attention?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:04:13 +0000

I don’t know who Em is, but I’m pretty sure it was Jim who asked if this was posted at the wrong site.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:02:16 +0000

Not if it’s prepared correctly. Fried or boiled, nonsense is best paired with flibbertygibblets and some flimflam for dessert.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:53:23 +0000

*gets jiggy with it*

By: ErickB

ErickB — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:09:51 +0000

thanks .. I just toss it in the dishwasher (j/K)

By: ErickB

ErickB — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:08:17 +0000

Just give me some Haggis, neeps and tatties with a Guinness and I’m good

By: ErickB

ErickB — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:57:23 +0000

Remember to keep them frozen!
.
And I’m thinking we need to stop by Avis’ for some good home cooking!

By: ErickB

ErickB — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:55:10 +0000

I have heard it is quite dialectable.

By: Capt. Awesome

Capt. Awesome — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:17:12 +0000

No. THIS IS FAILBLOG!!!

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:45:19 +0000

Do you buy home made babies for that?

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:54:15 +0000

Is this the menu in Wonderland Resturaunt?

By: CzechJerk

CzechJerk — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:51:02 +0000

THIS is nonsense.

By: Cessnance

Cessnance — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:50:58 +0000

But only for 45 minutes, so that’s ok.

By: Cessnance

Cessnance — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:45:24 +0000

actually (since we’re having threads about informative posts and Swedes here) the Swedish word for “nipple” is “breast wart”, too (“bröstvårta”)

By: c-dub

c-dub — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:19:55 +0000

I would imagine it’s tripe.

And I would also imagine I’m right and smarter than all of you. First that!

By: Loz

Loz — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:39:21 +0000

Oh no, then the baby would have infinite sadness!

By: Loz

Loz — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:38:29 +0000

Oh Admiral, THANK YOU! That does clear it up. I’m glad it wasn’t a twisted joke. Although why on earth would an Irish car be sporting it? Bizarre.

By: Loz

Loz — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:33:11 +0000

*brushes back long ginger hair and does a jig for pob*

By: Loz

Loz — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:31:59 +0000

You show true dedication. You will go far in your task.

By: Loz

Loz — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:31:01 +0000

Not really, that sentence is easy enough to figure out.

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:58:35 +0000

puntastic.

By: Dr Hugh

Dr Hugh — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:56:54 +0000

I couldn’t relinquish my stereotype Dragon. They are easier to poke fun at from the inside. So don’t expect my to remove my jacket when dining.

By: Dr Hugh

Dr Hugh — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:52:28 +0000

Thanks Lennart. My own interest was only where on the planet you may be. As to my earlier comment was, is their translation of ‘auberines’ as bad as the translation of whatever ‘nonsense’ may have been and would it be wise to check first.

By: Avis

Avis — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:36:07 +0000

That is why I need a FryBaby. Need, I tell you.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:34:04 +0000

Oh, *drooooooooooooooooooool…*

Ahem…woops. Sowwy, let me get that…

*runs to get the mop and bukkit*

By: Avis

Avis — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:31:54 +0000

I have 4 words for you. Deep-Fried-Green-Beans.
Oh, my, GOD! They are so good! Batter dipped of course.