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  1. loufail says:

    This menu makes no sense. But I would order the boiled one over the fried.

  2. Soulcrun says:

    Nonsense.

  3. SuShi says:

    Lol…give me a bucket of fried nonsense please

  4. MarkovChain says:

    No steamed nonsense? It’s so much healthier than fried and doesn’t lose nutrients like boiled.

  5. Odo Trip says:

    I like my nonsense sauteed in absurdity, garnished with non-sequitors, and served with a nice glass of Chateau Mirage.

  6. Korin says:

    Ever been to the Indiana State Fair? ANYTHING is good fried.
    So…
    I’ll have fried nonsense, kthxbai.

  7. Dr Hugh says:

    I think I would demand to view the “fried nonsense” before making a judgement… or trying to eat it.

    • ne0n says:

      I think I have seen many a dish of fried nonsense in my time.

      • cicili says:

        I’d like a Scotch Egg.

        • Odo Trip says:

          Mmmmm… Scotch Egg with an Orkney Ale on the side…. *salivary glands kick in to high gear*

        • kelti says:

          MMmmmm been a while since I had a decent Scottish egg! Maybe I will have to make some….

          • ErickB says:

            Just give me some Haggis, neeps and tatties with a Guinness and I’m good :)

            • Odo Trip says:

              Substitute a Black Cuillen Ale for the Guinness and I’m right there with you! I first had Haggis on the Isle of Skye with about 6 BCAs to work up some cullinary courage. It was wonderful, but just doesn’t seem “right” without that beer now.

            • Odo Trip says:

              Substitute a Black Cuillen Ale for the Guinness and I’m right there with you! I first had Haggis on the Isle of Skye with about 6 BCAs and a couple of Taliskers to work up some cullinary courage. Now if I have Haggis without BCA, it just doesn’t seem right…

  8. anonymous jerk says:

    Wow… Failiure to get first reply.

    SELF EPIC FAIL.

    Anyways….

    These people have been using babelfish. And cycling through it in random languages 30 times =P

  9. nonsense… does that taste anything like shenanigans?

    • Blue2thFairy says:

      “Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?”

    • anonymous jerk says:

      Yes. And doeth doth detecteth in thy fabric of the world concealed in small tubes reaching across the world, that thou calleth the internet, a new lord riseth in thy form that some may call a translation service, to dominateth the world! And this thy world’s new potential lord might be calleth: babelfish.
      His evil plan to conquereth the world results in him translatingeth thou text poorly as to agravateth your foreign freinds readeth it, resultingeth in a world war where he shall riseth!

      WORD WALL FTWETH

    • thepowerofblue says:

      Not if it’s prepared correctly. Fried or boiled, nonsense is best paired with flibbertygibblets and some flimflam for dessert.

  10. Jim says:

    “Visit Engrish Funny for more translation fails”?

    Did this get posted at the wrong site?

  11. spam says:

    yes, I want spam fried nonsense spam with no spam please.

  12. Blue2thFairy says:

    I wonder what the requirements are to herd vegetables?

  13. Blue2thFairy says:

    You can but I hear Cuclumber Spaniels work better

  14. Not_you says:

    i like my nonsense fresh, as delivered by cnn.com/politics

  15. Annie says:

    Enough with this nonsense!

  16. BillGama says:

    That’s exatly what I think about vegetarians. They are people who only eat nonsense.

  17. Tessie says:

    Fail indeed. I mean, seriously: stuffed peppers? EWWWW!!!

  18. ja fail says:

    Can I have an order of the nonsense please with nonsauce on the side?

  19. harpdevil says:

    Hey, at least they were honest.

  20. bugloaf says:

    I wonder what got translated as “nonsense”.

  21. Capt. Awesome says:

    Two kinds of veggies, (herd) and non(herd)? Huge fail.

    By the way, is the fried nonsense still free for 500 yen? Do I still have to wait while the whore children eat first? You know, before Virginia eats them first? I accidentally the boiled nonsense. What should I do?

  22. c-dub says:

    I would imagine it’s tripe.

    And I would also imagine I’m right and smarter than all of you. First that!

  23. CzechJerk says:

    THIS is nonsense.

  24. Dexaan says:

    Is this the menu in Wonderland Resturaunt?

  25. Siberias says:

    Would anyone like to start and meaningful and thought provoking discussion on how this menu’s use of English is using curious language to grab attention?

  26. darkweasel says:

    I guess this is a German-English translation fail, as it was probably “-schmarren” in German (i dunno what this translates to in English, but there are some kinds of food that end in “-schmarren” in German, eg Kaiserschmarren).

    (Yes, my first language is German =p)

  27. Double_A says:

    I think they mean “savoy” and not “nonsense”.
    Im sure that original recipe was german.

    The german word for “savoy” is “Wirsing” but it sounds a bit like the german word “Irrsinn” and that means “nonsense”.

  28. IronnonymnIntadsNaw says:

    lkeeupmaivmryxodwell, hi admin adn people nice forum indeed. how’s life? hope it’s introduce branch ;)

  29. frogman says:

    fail

  30. Sinister Finister says:

    I’ll have some boiled nonsense, with a side of herd vegetables prease.

  31. Sync' says:

    …and does consuming nonsense increase creativity by any means…? Hmm.. In case I want to be creative in weird ways, it would make… err… sense. Does anybody have a bit more knowledge in healthy living who could advise me? :)

  32. Ian says:

    Bonus fail – spelled aubergine wrong.

  33. insectgirl says:

    What doees unboiled nonsense tast like :P

  34. Nick-I-Think says:

    I prefer the nice, cool, blah blah dish.


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