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Cheezburger Company Blog
Up to 45 minutes of unlimited time! sign me up!
Don’t! Verizon Wireless have just set up a new scam!
I NEED 50 minutes, What will I do?
pay more
I just with unlimited time what should i do?
Accidenty an action verb!
Hahahaha <3Dragonwriter
has not have
do you play neopets?
Up to 45 minutes of unlimited failure.
Doctor Who strikes again!
Oh and…
*In very, very small voice so no-one will hear*
Second!
Sounds like a really great service!
Its priceless.
Robert.
http://www.gitui.com
advertising lord as fail. will be spending unlimited time ignoring your website. peace and love, titmonger.
But that means in 45 minutes you have to pay attention to his website :s
Let’s face it, no one wants to have to do that.
*faces it*
…You’re absolutely right!
Free, for 500 Yen.
- I have good news and bad news.
- Oh?
- The bad news is that the cancer has spread to your brain.
- Oh no! What’s the good news?
- The good news is that you still have time. UNLIMITED TIME!
- Wow, that’s great!
- Yes, enjoy the next 45 minutes, they will be your last.
- …
Never before been so close to first !
Second comment fail.
I haven’t slept tonight. And now it is morning. How does that make me feel?
Er… 45 minutes away from having slept unlimitedly?
Well, I AM a GP, but if you’re asking for a diagnosis, it will cost you.
diagnosis is free
for $7.50
thats equivalent to 500 yen right?
right
also equivalent to unlimited minutes
so long as its no longer than 45
So…do I get 0 minutes for $1.49?
They’re having a 0% off sale.
not as good as their 0 for the price of 2 offer!
that was an EPIC WIN
time, and time again
I want to buy some of that time.
Sorry. Your 45 minutes of unlimited time have just passed…
À la recherche du temps perdu
Le temps avec tu n’est jamais perdu.
Still quite cheap for a prostitute.
you have to use the proxy, dude.
I prefer the doxy.
Reminds me of the 30 and 60 second ‘endless’ cassettes photo I submitted ages ago. *submission fail* :’(
(I realise it was probably a looped tape but I still thought it was funny that it was called “endless”)
For most, 45 minutes might as well be unlimited anyways, especially with the more experienced ones. (not those whore children, apparently they come first)
Yes, but can you please all fifteen of them in that unlimited timespan ?
You’ll have to. There won’t be a next time to look forward to.
TWENTIETH!!
YES!! THIS IS THE CLOSEST I’VE EVER BEEN TO BEING FIRST!!!! WHOOOOOO!
Too many Caps! My Eyes!!!
Quick ! Put your cap on !
Yes! The falling anvils are quite painful!
His Juses cap?
Quick, wash them with sprinkler water!
Shhh! The government are watching!
NOOOOO the rainbows are burning my eyes!!!!
Quick, wash them with vanilla flavored popsie!
That’s not the rainbow burning your eyes, it’s the extra daylight from Daylight Savings Time!
The dihydrogen oxide is singeing his retinas away.
Is that one of those dreaded metallic oxide salts?
Hey ! That’s MY line ! Or are you mocking me ?
yeah i think he doesnt like czuhc people
What makes you think there are more czuhces around ?
Stop pretending you are me!
We aaaare nooot alooone
I obviously be the real original, none other pretenders are me but me and all other are not me and false, fake and impostor look a like frauds.
We are legion.
Will the real czuhc please stand up….. we’re going to have a problem here.
Me are Legion!
But I’m the real me! A non-conformer. Follow my example.
Wow… uh… nesting FAIL.
the pleasure of unlimited time, you can have unlimited fun of unlimited time!
Wow ! Are you in the advertising business ?
…or where you just daydreaming ?
I admit it, I was daydreaming I had time like that :/
You’re blue da ba dee da ba die…
Clever! Unlimited win
so wait if i pay $15 then thats lik double unlimited which is infinity so then infinity is equal to 90 minutes and infinity is pretty much forever so when she said i’ll be with you forever….T.T
Is that what she said?
or is THAT wat she said
or was THAT what she said?
or is that WHAT she said?
No, that is what she SAID.
That’s what she said.
THAT’S what she said.
Yes, yesterday, but that was ages ago.
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday…
u f41L in rhymin
u f41l in recognizin f@mus Beatless 50n95
Perfect song for downing a beer or ten on a hard day’s night.
*Imagines BFF singing while drunk*
*snork*
BFF is about fourteen years old. I think we should wait a few years to be imagining that!
Maybe he could have hit the Nyquil a little too hard?
Suddenly, I’m 99% of the man I used to be (that’s more than half!)
There’s a shadow hanging over me
Oh yesterday came suddenly…
Why she had to go
I don’t know
she failed to say
I said something first
now I wrong and fail today
I said something wrong
now I long
for yesterday-ay-ay-ay
*yesterday i came suddenly*
*blows raspberry*
*rasberry then falls asleep*
a good urologist should take a look at that!
UNLIMITED FAIL
(Up to 45 fails)
OMG you posted a comment on the right fail. Congratulations!
Loz, this identity crisis is really getting out of hand…
I want to know how she gets her alternate name posts to show up. Mine always disappear as soon as I swich back to my regular name, and then it’s a crapshoot in regards to whether Failblog decides to put my alternate name posts up or not.
I love crapshoots! Mmm… crapshoots.
My browser covered the bottom half of the picture when the page loaded and I could only see the cat’s ear… they looked like… well go see for yourself.
Try posting this at the appropiate fail, and we might understand.
Leave him alone, it’s his only joy in life.
how du u know dat *jerk off*
I find a full stop much better at the end of a sentence than a jerk off.
*ignores latter part of 3Q’s comment*
She knows that because she has read the previous comments, on previous fails.
What? He was just signing his post. Now we know what to call him.
Appears I have stepped in it. I Apologize to 3Q. I have shaved and showered and am feeling less trolly now.
forget to change something there?
underpants?
yes she did!
only 1 impostor at a time please
(please check you local listings for correct time and channel)
*frowns @ Loz*
You should be more careful young lady!
oops!
[impostorizing myself fail]
Failblog fail! Why do the pictures no longer show up in the feed?
because they do, your computer is retarded. retard.
They still show for me in Google Reader.
unlimited photoshop doctoring fail
Oh, these easily photoshopped pics are all kinds of fail. Fail at the funnehs.
So why, exactly, am I supposed to vote for Obama when I can get the Change I need for only $7.50?
lol this is fake
It’s real. It is located in Rapid City, South Dakota. The name of the place is Valley Car Wash, and is located on HWY 44 next to the race track.
lolz i went here..such a scam!
Thank god some bloggers can write. Thank you for this blog!!!