Comments on: Science Fail

By: Jimic

Jimic — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:38:04 +0000

well if anyone read one of the comments further up on the page you will see that this guy was pulling a prank on the news paper so in actual fact saying this man is dumb is incorrect and there for making you dumb.

By: no name

no name — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:41:12 +0000

*Darwin

By: m

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:40:24 +0000

it was actually written as an editorial joke.
you’re all dumb!

By: tkjtkj

tkjtkj — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:46:01 +0000

“.. required to retrieve the rocks we’ve thrown into the sea … “..to stop the rising ocean levels .. ”

i just couild NOT stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Zach

Zach — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:17:20 +0000

I live in Albury lol.

I hate daylight savings too but quite obviously not for the same reasons as this bloke.

By: flaminghobo

flaminghobo — Tue, 19 May 2009 15:02:39 +0000

hey maybe this is rainbow conspiracy lady again. or her husband. hell anyone in her vicinity probably loses 15 IQ points.

By: Nath

Nath — Mon, 11 May 2009 00:57:00 +0000

Oh god, he’s in my country. People like that make me wish it was legal to hunt idiots 6 months of the year.

By: David

David — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:19:37 +0000

This guy is simply too funny for this world… He has it alll figured out. The goverment must send rockets into space and destroy the sun before its too late!

By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:38:09 +0000

Ha! this is hilarious! love how dumb some people are!

By: Matias

Matias — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:16:37 +0000

Lol… you said it, Dustin.

By: Kerin

Kerin — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:03:08 +0000

If he can somehow kill himself with this theory….

By: bootothat

bootothat — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:58:16 +0000

hah. I read it twice too…I did a “wwwhhhaaaa???” double take on it…

By: Chibi Buizel

Chibi Buizel — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:23:04 +0000

Is this guy related to Frank_J?

By: Chibi Buizel

Chibi Buizel — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:20:15 +0000

But how would you say that in Portugese?

By: Wayfarer

Wayfarer — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:03:31 +0000

Must have been a born again christian who was home schooled.

By: Rae

Rae — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:35:43 +0000

I live in the circulation area of this paper. The letter to the editor was sent in as a tongue-in-cheek response to previous letters.

By: jessica

jessica — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:29:59 +0000

i’m actually from albury-wodonga and yeahhhh…. can’t wait until i move. :/

By: Globalwarminganalyst

Globalwarminganalyst — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:21:55 +0000

Yes!!! Ban volcanoes from putting off greenhouse gasses. They cause more global warming than cows, chickens, people, and flying reindeer put together!!!

By: sarahR

sarahR — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:13:35 +0000

ok how stupid are people getting? i mean even on plastic zipper bags they showed which side was open and which side closes it! if the tab is on one side pull it to the other DUH!!

By: fred

fred — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:42:01 +0000

are you kidding?

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Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:53:00 +0000

HAHA!

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Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:50:25 +0000

Roffle!

By: Abi

Abi — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:59:31 +0000

Excuse me?

Whats that suppose to mean about Albury people?
if you’re looking for dumb you must be mistaking us for Wodonga people…they’re the victorians!

By: Abi

Abi — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:54:44 +0000

I COULD NOT believe i actually found this..in HERE
I come from Albury [the town this newspaper is from]

and i have to say i was thinking WTF when i first saw this clipping, but its a Joke
The man who wrote this has done the same thing on several occasions using different names

i still can’t believe i found something from our town on here, its rather hilarious

By: chad

chad — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:23:03 +0000

i think i just lost a few iq points reading this….what a moron

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:04:31 +0000

*removes entire government*
so who should we put in?

By: M.A.

M.A. — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:30:29 +0000

I see that satire is lost on many.

By: Numer0us

Numer0us — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:11:50 +0000

He thinks DST adds an extra hour of sunlight. Some people are so stupid. This actually happened whe DST was introduced to Tasmania, there were a bunch of petitions and stuff, complaining about how it would bleach the grass and other crap.

By: Spanks

Spanks — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:20:32 +0000

Albury-Wodonga’s in Australia…

By: notasdumbasvics

notasdumbasvics — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:46:05 +0000

hahahahaha, just shows how dumb victorians from that side of the state are, hmmm, must be because of how close they are to New South Wales. what a genius.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:34:13 +0000

This is why we need to press for Intelligent Design in the classroom!

By: CurtainsFade

CurtainsFade — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:53:58 +0000

Not to mention that in Queensland, Australia the referendum for daylight savings didn’t pass because the farmers believed the cows would get confused and some others thought the curtains would fade…

By: Windeemer

Windeemer — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:32:45 +0000

Technically…that’s a little less than half the american population already.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:10:56 +0000

i 2dn taht

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:10:31 +0000

nope, definitly darwin award

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:09:52 +0000

I like dihydrogen monoxcide……

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:09:07 +0000

Darnwin?

By: serena

serena — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:05:19 +0000

… oh god

By: Shadow

Shadow — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:22:16 +0000

Wow… the longest book title on the planet.

By: lordmandarth

lordmandarth — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:16:28 +0000

To All Those Who Have Said That Person Lives In Canada, America, New Zealand, Russia, England and Scotland, This Man Lives In Australia. We Are Not Proud Of It, But I Hate People Not Knowing Where Our Country Is!

By: Ev

Ev — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 18:56:08 +0000

This is clearly a joke, which makes many of the comments here ironic fails. My life is complete now.

By: Slobberdowmmy cockyoubitch

Slobberdowmmy cockyoubitch — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:32:09 +0000

Wanker!
so the worms get big by eating the desserts do they??

By: Slobberdowmmy cockyoubitch

Slobberdowmmy cockyoubitch — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:27:22 +0000

Fucking tool, this guy actually thinks that it adds an hour of sunlight to the day. Incase you have not realised clocks do NOT control the sun.

By: verbalkint

verbalkint — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:08:13 +0000

And since we have an extra hour of darkeness, and more crime generally happens under the cover of darkness, in essence the government is to blame for the crime rate in this country.

By: verbalkint

verbalkint — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 07:00:39 +0000

misunderestimated? That sounds like a Bush-ism….

By: verbalkint

verbalkint — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:51:38 +0000

Billy Madison reference…..how perfectly fitting.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:13:23 +0000

Haha you mean COUNTRY Victorian, us city ones hopefully aren’t that dense

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:12:06 +0000

DESSERTS!? Fuck, I’m not looking forwards to being chased around by giant Pavlovas

By: FAILENERGY

FAILENERGY — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:57:29 +0000

and yet no one pays attention to the 2 and a half ton bag of fail I posted =( (am I trying to hard?)

By: Skeksis

Skeksis — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:25:44 +0000

……I am so embarrassed. I live in that town… we arent all tards like that though……