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Yeah, “firts” and “poo” sounds just awesome.
Fail. Farts Fail.
Wouldn’t this be an acting win?
Staying in character win.
Denial win!
Keeping character win!
Gravity Win!
typical hellen FTW
Oh, Helen!
*wah wah wah!*
I think this was just a win for painful falls everywhere!!
Helen Keller PWN, not fail.
Hellen of Troy or Hellen Mirren?
(juuuust kiddin’)
Well, it adds a sense of realism. Cool that she kept right on going.
is it me or did i hear that baby laugh at helen keller??
she immediately jumped up and was half on the stage before anyone was helping her…helen surely would have been stumbling everywhere.
Indeed. That’s how it’s done, my friends.
Maybe she was just getting REALLY into character!
That’s what I was thinking. Even though she fell off the stage, she never utters a sound and everyone just picks up where they left off. I don’t see the fail.
xactly! she didnt fail!
I agree. I’d call this a win.
authenticity win
*first
You Fail.
Bleeding knees.
Is that your indian name?
That’s her porn name.
I thought it was Squatting Dog.
That’s your MOM’S porn name!
Injun Joe?
Joe The Injun. An alcoholic relative of Joe The Plumber.
Someone doesn’t read Mark Twain.
or watch bugs bunny
Your knees ok or they Injun Joe?
Cotton-eyed Joe. (Where did you come from? Where did you go?)
Nice. Now that freaking song is stuck in my head…..thanks Blue!!!
No. Thank YOU blue.
My mind is like an iPod. It is very hard to earworm me.
I’m blue, da ba de da ba die
That’s what you get for asking if it’s my indian name.
Did you mail me something?
I just found it in my stack of junk mail. Thanks!
HELEN KELLER WAS BLIND SHE DIDN’T HAVE HER EYES SHUT!!!!
lol did you see that guy get up and leave after she fell?
No way. Give that girl props! She stayed in freaking character man. That’s hardcore.
WIN!
Respect.
seconded
Very call girl mail?
I lose. mmmmmmm fail hail
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, that seems like a win.
I have to second that
Method Acting WIN!
Lee is certainly smiling from beyond…
Not so much. Unless this actor is, for some reason, trying to portray her at age 2, there’s no way she’d be that clumsy. I mean, I can see feeling for the edge of the table, but groping around like she has no idea of how to navigate at all? That’s ridiculous, even an in an unfamiliar environment.
Yeah really, talk about being committed to the part.
[Chuckle Chuckle]. I don’t know why the others on the stage looked so upset. It would have been laughing during most of my lines well into other scenes.
that is why you can’t get an acting part….though, neither could I
Nor your face.
That’s what I was thinking too…WIN
I don’t get it. I couldn’t see or hear anything…
Definitely a method-acting win.
seconded.
I think it’s more of a set design fail, really. Did the table and the bed need to be so close to the edge of the stage?
Nah, it was a casting oversight. They hired a blind actress.
Hey, they wanted realism. Nothing like the real thing.
Uhh… no, no way. If they’d hired a blind actress, she’d be a lot more graceful than this obvious faker is.
That’s what I was thinking too. That this is actually a pretty good Helen Keller impression. LOL
that was more like a Helen Keller actress win. Because that’s something that the real Helen Keller would have done.
Way to break the 4th wall! The Tony Awards are calling!
You’re right. I think she was going for the realism. Notice how she didn’t even make a sound when she fell. She’s still in character.
… well, that, or she got the wind knocked out of her… lol
Reminds me of this one time… with a bucket of grapes… and a walrus…
at bandcamp?
spacebar fail.
No actually, at failblog.org.
Search for grape stomp fail. *sigh*
*hangs head in shame*
n00b.
*prepares for the public flogging*
I remember the video now, with the news lady.
*hangs head in shame some more*
It’s not called bailFLOG.org for nothing.
(I propose we all revisit Grape Stomp Fail; laughter is good for the heart.)
They say that red wine is good for the heart too. *stomps grapes to make his own wine* *falls* OW OWW OOOOOOOWWW OWWW OW OOOOOOOW OOOOOOWICAN’TBREATHE OOOOW OOOW OOOOOOW.
LOL.
Now, let’s watch that in slow-motion.
Ah, the great grape stomping fail. The thing I loved about that was she told the other lady to stop, and then keeps going for four or five more steps herself before failing. If she’d just followed her own advice, she would have been fine.
The part I loved is the extra bit about it was the two casters at the end: “Ooh. I think she’s hurt.” “Yeah, ouch. I hope she’s okay. Youch.”
I like the pause… “Hey, you just face-planted onto a hard surface from six feet up… I think I’ll just stand here and watch you for a few more seconds…. aaaaannnd, now I’ll jump down and find out how critically injured you may be”…
I lol’d
Ewww…why does my wine taste like Lamisil??
I think a better question would be:
Why do you know what Lamisil tastes like in the first place??
Keeps inserting foot into mouth…
Indeed…I have foot-in-mouth disease and keep applying the medication to the wrong part…
Actually, the SpaceBar is a great place to get out-of-this-world drinks.
I hear the drinks are hard on Uranus.
Ba-dum-Tish!
Let’s go to Milliways for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters!
Damn, you beat me to it. I suppose I’ll just go and stick my head in a bucket of water, hmm? Would you like me to do that? I’ve got a bucket ready, right here.
*waits expectantly*
*sad gurgling noises*
There. I hope that was satisfactory?
Very much so. Thank you, Marvin.
LOL
OMG! :*) Thanks for that.
You beat me to it. Thank you.
I WANT your Icon! Gimme!
You’ll have to give him your nuts first.
Agreed
He wanted his money back…
thirded
sorry, no. good try, though!
She fell off the stage.
No, Sh!t. Really???
Wow huh, captain?
You rang?
No, you would be “Obvious, Captain”. The page was for “Wow huh, captain”. Pay attention. It’s the little things that trip you up…
…like falling off the edge of the stage.
That’s what she said.
Wait… that’s what she did.
Sorry I was late.
Funny.
Yep.
prove it!
Did you see it?
No, he just felt it with his hands.
Brail Video. Awesome idea.
I’ll take some braille porn plz…
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“Buxom Braille Bimbo’s 7″
Pay-Per-Touch?
Oh, wait…that’s available now.
‘Postrophe fail.
The 7 belonged to a Bimbo – you fail.
.. Now go brush up on your braille porn titles…
Ya, the entire film is about this innocent young blind girl, hunting & searching for her lost “7″. An erotic French odyssey.
How fast am I allowed to brush? … and do you have any spare?
I saw nothing, but I was empathizing with the character…
OW! Who hit me?
i dont know.. she didnt see the end of the stage and fell off… i think thats really a WIN!
DAMN!!!
She’s just playing to the audience.
Yup, she’s a real tripster
The dame in the play falls mainly off the stage.
Photoshopped… I mean, “Staged”!!!
LOL
Good one!
You forgot to change your name back!
In Soviet Argentina, name changes you back!
…was that deliberate or a fail?
Deliberate.
I lol’d.
By George,I think you’ve got it!
You rang?
Scene 5:
Doolittle: Give me my daughter back!
Higgins: Ok.
Doolittle: Actually, just give me money!
Higgins: Ok.
Doolittle: Hey, looking good, Eliza. *slaps butt*
Eliza: *shock*
Higgins: We should write to that man in America about him.
Pickering: You’re weird.
Eliza: The rine in Spine…
Higgins: Wrong bitch!
Pickering: Mmm cake.
Servants: WTF?
Eliza: The rain in Spain…
Higgins: Right!
Servants: WTF??
Pickering: By the way, I’m a cross-dresser because I know where to find a ball gown in London!!
Servants: WTF??!
Eliza: I think I’m in love with Higgins!
Servants: WTF??!!!
Scene 6:
Pickering: Your son is bringing a flower girl to the Ascot.
Mrs. Higgins: Shoot me.
Ah, the My Fair Lady parody. Good times. Good times.
What part of that was parody?
That’s pretty much what happens in the movie/stageplay, right?
The show must go on!
definitely an actress win, she should be proud, if she isn’t hurt.
I know she just jumped back up and trooped on. Good Job Helen Keller Actress, FTW!
That was funny as helen.
Whatever you do, don’t keller hel.
Keller stage performance eh?
I bet that actress was helen wheels at the cast party.
That was right after the Anne Sullivan show wasen’t it?
WAAWAA
Cmon, that’s good stuff.
Topo Gigio thought it was funny. Now keesa me goo’night, Eddie.
Was the CAST party was held in the ER orthopedic room?
Was your comment was typed on crack?
Oh, c’mon…give the girl a break.
Was my good intentions was not clear?
Meant no offense, Suzy!
*snork*
I thought we were going for a cast/break/crack pun run!
*casts shadow over ment and submits mend*
Oh snap!
I went once more unto the breach, dear friends, and fell off the stage!
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit to its full height. . .
You might be able to reach up and grab hold of my hand so that I may pull you back on stage.
*clambers back up onto the stage*
Ahem. I meant to do that.
The yearly actors “Break-a-leg Fun Pun Run”. Let’s go!
Oh shii…..
Can I blame the pregnancy brain?
I guess I should have seen that coming.
Oh, but she didn’t.
That is a complete actress win. She only broke character just enough to climb back on stage, and kept right on going.
I think she broke more than that.
She brought it on herself, staring at the ceiling like that.
Maybe that’s why Helen was blind in real life – looking up like that all the time at the sun would surely burn your retinas right out :B
Someone should have just told her to look down.
Yeah, she broke the 4th wall!
Damn method actors, can’t get them to break character for one minute.
“Shit I don’t break character till the DVD commentary”
I want to see the video of her standing in front of the door reading the braille sign as it opens.
She falls then, too.
Collapses backwards in a heap.
Method acting win.
Helen Keller is a muslim terrorist.
A LOTth!
Gotta admit- they played that off well.
I don’t have to admit anything to you, who are you and who sent you? Your one of them aren’t you? ANSWER ME!!!!
*shaking*
I was shouting “watch out, your going to fall” when I watched this video then I realized she couldn’t hear me
Nice… That was a good one.
What?
Is that you Marius?
No, it’s the coxswain.
Then I guess I should of been yelling “watch out, your going to crash”
Stop walking! Stop walking! STOP WALKING!
These boots were made for walking.
And that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days these boots are gonna fall right off the stage.
That’s because you weren’t shouting loud enough.
In space, no one can hear you scream.
On Failblog, no one can hear you scram!
On Failbog, we can all see you spam!
… we can all see you cram.
oppppssssssssss….
damn. that bitch really couldn’t see shit.
I vote actor WIN! what a tripper…I mean trooper
That’s an acting win. Way to just keep going.
That’s what she said.
I was playing The PatchWork Girl in ‘Talking With’ a few years back, I was wearing a ragdoll costume, complete with facial covering, just small eye holes in the face covering, I walked off the stage edge while pushing a vacuum cleaner.
The show must go on….
o ya..
that’s a definite helen keller win!
According to best week ever that is Jodie Foster doing the falling
link won’t work but it was headed ‘10 best celebrity pitfalls’
Hey I’d call that a win! Fall or no fall she stayed in character and kept going as if she hadn’t fallen.
Wait, are you arguing that she didn’t fall? Or that she DID fall? I’m confused. What’s your position on this??? WHO’S SIDE ARE YOU ON???
yeah Northy, who’s side ARE you on?
yeah what he said.
grab your torch and pitchfork!
Yeah! You’re either with us or against us, so let’s hear it.. Fail or no fail?!
Northy’s a witch! A witch! A witch! May we burn her?
Whose*
If you please.
Classic.
i give her realism a fcking 11
Shouldn’t this be called “Helen Keller Actress Success?”
Stage design FAIL, acting WIN
The EMO girl on the ads is scary.
I thought that was a guy
That’s because you’re livin’ a lie, Tim-MAH!
oh.. that soooooooooooo FTW
Best part is the collective gasp, and no one to help!
She certainly got into that role!
Haha! It’s very authentic!
I want to know how no one in the audience laughed. The actress on the right should have just played it off instead of putting her hands over her mouth.
I was thinking the same thing. If the one who bloody well fell of the stage can snap back into character, why can’t she?
I think this is a Professionalism WIN
That actress was so comitted to her role, that falling off stage wasn’t going to stop her playing her part as if nothing had happened afterwards
I guess it FAILed at FAILing, making it a WIN
two fails don’t make a right.
No, but three lefts do.
yeah, but three fails do.
I would have to agree. I mean..if she’s playing Helen Keller, she obviously didn’t see the end of the stage…therefore committed to her role, she fell. It made me believe she was really blind and deaf. bravo!
Haha that looked more like a Helen Keller actress WIN! LOL
oh my gosh! this is my video! i can’t believe its on failblog!!!! i know the girl who fell off the stage, this play was at my school
Break a leg!
Maybe someone mentioned that scottish play onstage that night.
LOL to cicili’s comment
yeah don’t say that name of that famous Scottish play XD
yah you can only not say macbeth if macbeth is the play you are currently putting on saying macbeth during any other play isnt the same thing
Many people disagree.
Out damned Spot *Woof*
I thought the fail was gonna be that she forgot to act blind and deaf. But, hey, she was pretty accurate.
Thats a truly good actress. Getting up and keep going
I’d say that’s more of a ftw!
That’s exactly what you’re supposed to do as an actress…if you mess up, roll with it. It’s not a matter of making mistakes…it’s how you recover from them.
akshuly… doin’ it kinda rite
huh. i expected her to say something. win!
lol
Set design fail. GOOD ACTING FTW.
I hope she was ok…
one-hundred-and-sixty-fourth!!!
This is failblog, so I’m sure you’ll find someone to confirm that for you. Or condemn you with a “Fail!”
I can confirm that Matt’s post is a FAIL!
Irony Win
booooooring I thought it was gonna be something about the actress giving away the fact that she could see/hear
ZOMG way to stay in character! GJ!
Acting win!
Yeah… Helen Keller fail not at all…
Total Staying in Character Epic Win.
100% Helen Keller portrayal WIN !!!
I want to nail that chick in the bed there, make it creak and groan and I’ll give her a hard enough banging up the back end that she’ll see.
I’m pretty sure that’s a WIN when it comes to acting! She not only fell off the stage like she’s deaf and blind, but stayed in character!
I agree. She fell off the stage but came right back on and finished her movements. She’s outstanding!
Helen Keller Actress WIN, but geez no one noticed SUPPORTING ACTRESS FAIL!
Ah heck it was all photoshopped. XD
Although when I watched this I kept thinking of Helen Keller the Musical.
Fail?! Are you KIDDING?! This woman KEPT THE SCENE GOING even after she FELL OFF THE STAGE! That girl deserves MAJOR FREAKIN’ PROPS! That is what acting is ABOUT! Brava lady! You are win!
Acting win
Method-acting WIN.
Why cant helen keller drive?
Because She’s a Girl!
HAHA
That’s like why she can’t read – because she’s a girl
Or that her foot gets road rash when she drives
was she really blind ?
whats fail is that someone actually wanted to watch this shit and decided to tape it
staying in character win!
LOL look at the expression of the actress beside
Teh show must go on win.
That actress is what it is all about. Major Props to her!
I’d say this is a Hellen Keller Actress SUCCESS!
~Manos.
The hands of fate?
Situational Awareness Fail…. But Acting Win!
I agree with the rest of LOL readers. She couldn’t have played that part better.
Thats a win for character acting! She totally stayed … HOLY CRAP PEOPLE! Do you need to say the same f*ckin thing as the other 100 people who have already posted? Yes we got it: situational/ character acting/ method acting/ staying in character/ accurate portrayal …. ALL the same damn thing … f*cking lemmings, read before you post…
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. Wry, so serious?
It’s okay, ErickB. Here, have this nice hug-yourself sweater. We have this funny old farm where you can stay.
*wipes foam from ErickB’s mouth*
*leads ErickB away*
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
that’s gotta be a win. Excellent commitment to the scene!
hey erick, don’t get your knickers in a knot, everyone’s entitled to a comment
Actually, she did a pretty good job of covering it up!
I have no idea who Hlen Keller is but I knew it was going to happen.
Sie ist gefallen im Keller.
Dedication to the character…?
Falling off stage sucks.
Actually…That’s Helen Keller Win.
Acting WIN not fail
Is this irony or karma?, i can’t decide.
i believe she is blind though
saw that coming a MILE away.
No way, this is win. Everyone knows Helen Keller was never not drunk
stop saying “method acting.” There is nothing in her performance to suggest she’s using the method. If you don’t know what you’re talking about, shut up.
She wins for being a dedicated actress, whatever her preparation is.
LOL at the guy that gets up and walks out of the play. Almost like he got up and said to himself “I came to see an artful performance not amatuer hour at the Apollo”….Newbs
This isn’t fail. Staying in character win.
She did fall, but they handled it very well and stayed in character.
Acting win.
Actually, I’d call that “pulling a Homer.” That was more like an epic success. She stayed in character the whole time and it even went well with the story! Not Fail.
I wouldn’t call that a fail, I’d call that a damned good acting job.
I wonder if that person you see walking past the camera was going out to laugh their ass off.
LOl I think she is dumb, I would laugh, but nobody idd.
Wait a second, she was playing someone who was DEAF, DUMB, and BLIND. Not only did she not see the edge of the stage, just like an actual blind person, but she didn’t break character for second, not even a quick “oh sh!t” or “ouch.” After all, “dumb” refers to people who can’t talk. How is that not an ACTRESS WIN?
sooo many wins.
[1] staying in character win
[2] “was that on purpose?” win
[3] failing when it actually worked with the part win.
that was full of wail… or fail-win.
HELLEN KELLER WENT TO TOWN, RIDING ON A PONY. STUCK A FINGER IN HER EAR AND CALLED IT “MRAWEMYA”
Staying in character WIN!
Yes!
I love the guy who gets up and walks out at that point…
That really is a win. It really hurtrs fall of stages and then she just stayed in charicter. Good job girl playing Helen Keller!
What was the best April fools joke ever played on Helen Keller
Moving the furniture
That was definitely an acting win though!
Quick recovery win.
This is SOOO not a fail. Mage acting win! All three staying in character is amazing! WIN!
Epic win! Oscar worthy.
0:29 that was helens yelling
that was some good ass acting i bet that actully happened to helen keller at least once in her life
ok…….
now she really got into her role.