Made in China, packaged for children. Guess they decided to stop wasting time with lead paint and melamine. Let the little tykes open each others’ arteries, instead.
“Just it time for Chirstmas, the razor set that every child wants. Your child will have hours of slashing good times. Order now and you’ll recieve a free non-leathal weapon of your choice….”
Government Warning:
Under no circumstances must you allow your children to consume Little Angel™ Super Happy Double Plus Fun Razor!! This product carries an 88.8% mortality rate among minors due to cases of inexplicable acute internal bleeding. Product may contain melamine.
I remember this Kid from awhile back, but haven’t seen him on the board in a while. He can take any Failblog post and turn it into an anti-American rant.
WOHOOOO I’m still remembered!
Actually this time I have nothing bad to say about America. Only the people that thinking that this is for kids. I mean what is the most probable?
A: A company makes cutters for adults who like cute stuff (in Japan for instance it is very common to make things overly cute for adults too)
B: They actually make cutters for kids to use.
I don’t say we should be very surprised if “B” is true…it’s just less probable. Which makes this a probable fail fail.
Ok, well what about the title “little angel”? I’m leaning towards C here. Honestly, what could “little angel” have to do with razors? Also, perhaps they’re obsessed with cute stuff in Japan, but considering that this was made in China and I would assume it’s being sold in an english-speaking country (hence the use of english labelling), I’m not sure the japanese had much to do with this.
I have to agree with A. I see that kind of thing a lot at 100 yen stores. It sometimes seems that there is nothing they sell that doesn’t come in a hyper-cute version, here. There is just no concept of the danger of small children wanting to buy/have it because it’s so cute.
It’s never too early to start girls on the path to self-destruction, is it?
“Susie, now you can cut your arms to express your emotional frustration, just like your teenage sister Judy. Later, you can learn to have an eating disorder, just like mommy.”
i actually bought a set of these at a everything 1 doller store thought the packaging was kinda odd for a utility knife because nothing says it can cut you like two penguins kissing
1th!
Kids start shaving at such a young age. I guess these are training razors.
the must-have for those young emo parents!
You can easily buy some over at Sweet Cheeks Educational Developmental Home Daycare.
*Looking at the future*
- Daddy, whats that?
- Its an Emo Kid son…
“You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.” – Inigo Montoya
If I wore a hat, I would take it off to you, sir/madame.
LETS CUT URSELVES!
yep for my lil girl
Yeah, from the fifties…..
Kids start shaving? More like kids start smuggling boxcutters onto transcontinental flights!
its so u can be a terrorist and be frickin adorable while doing it
They say they cut kids too. Now we know with what.
Fail
(another) Writing fail
it’s 1st not 1th dumbass
one-th?
one-st?
You put the wrong letters at the end. comment and first fail.
its 1st not 1th you idiot!!!
… fail -_- its 1st
haha MADE IN CHINA
I CUT YOU!
I FIR MAH LAZ0R!
IMMA FIRING MAH LAZER!!! >8^O========
IMMA FIRING MY lAZER
>8=D===========
im fire ing mah poop gun
Silence! I keel you!
Baby’s First Plane Hjacking Kit.
‘Cut the Children Day’, it must be official now!
watever! u r sooo not funny! nd how old r u 8?
Third!
forst
anyway are those knives really for kids?
Based on the packaging the cutters could be also for angels or penguins.
I sure hope they don’t contain lead.
Made in China, packaged for children. Guess they decided to stop wasting time with lead paint and melamine. Let the little tykes open each others’ arteries, instead.
Efficiency win?
I guess that’s why they call it “Youth In Asia.”
i like it!!!
lead is bad for angels?
I think it’s ment to make children into little angels.. Haven’t quite figured out the penguin part yet though >_<
…I think these are what Eskimo toddlers use when the start killing penguins.
*they
You’re off by a hemisphere and you correct “the” to “they”. Beautiful.
This product really puts the Emo in Eskimo huh?
S-K EMO?!
skiemo?!
ESKIMO?!?!
*confused
They’d have to toddle one hell of a long distance to find a penguin to cut.
Geography/Zoology-awareness WIN!
I’d go with ‘general knowledge win’… lol.
General Knowledge owes a debt of gratitude to Private Lessons.
General Knowledge owes a debt of gratitude to Private Lessons.
Too many ‘private lessons’ and you’ll go blind.
Okay I’ll just take them till I need glasses.
Those penguins wouldn’t have happy feet anymore…
You made me lol, and, as a result, I almost got Pepsi on my husband’s computer.
Gump’s brother?
RUN FORST RUN!
6th!!
> first
Lawyers cut children, so children need to fight back. This is a business opportunity WIN .
It says layers and trims. Your comment was almost a win, but wasn’t quite there.
…down the hall, third door on the right.
Silly, that’s hairstylists. Not lawyers.
Sure those pesky hairstylist could do with a stab or three in their backs. Children are the future, cutting them shall have consequences.
“Just it time for Chirstmas, the razor set that every child wants. Your child will have hours of slashing good times. Order now and you’ll recieve a free non-leathal weapon of your choice….”
..there’s that extra ‘a’ I was looking for.
Ah! Thaat happens to me all the time.
Government Warning:
Under no circumstances must you allow your children to consume Little Angel™ Super Happy Double Plus Fun Razor!! This product carries an 88.8% mortality rate among minors due to cases of inexplicable acute internal bleeding. Product may contain melamine.
Product may contain trace elements of penguins. Penguins known to cause various ailments, viz. linux-fanaticism. USE WITH CAUTION
Counter-warning: Penguins are awesome.
I lol’d, “Super Happy Double Plus Fun Razor”
ditto
ditto
product also may contain trace elements of nuts
You can keep that product away from my nuts!!
Do you only have trace elements?
ohh. Burn. : D
That’s more than half!
Oh, this is just a children’s knife set. Great for Stephen King’s inspirations………mwehehehehehehehehe
mwehehehehehehehehe = evil giggle?
Awesome. Box cutters for toddlers.
Indeed Awesome.
Or should I say
Awesome Indeed.
Must be for Mexican or South American toddlers so they can get the skills they need to succeed at an early age. (Ouch, that was in such poor taste)
So these here razors are supposed to help them fit inside an SUV with thirty other people? Well, if you consider the possibilities…
I think if you had one of these you could demand a better seat. I bet the guys who didn’t have one had to sit in the middle seat.
Typical, the South Mexican American toddlers always get the good stuff.
Oh look, it’s a “My First Airliner Hijacking” set!
Realizing not all cultures think like Americans fail.
Putting some cute things on the package doesn’t necessarily mean it’s for kids.
…Then maybe you can explain why else they would put cute things on a package of assorted knives.
I remember this Kid from awhile back, but haven’t seen him on the board in a while. He can take any Failblog post and turn it into an anti-American rant.
WOHOOOO I’m still remembered!
Actually this time I have nothing bad to say about America. Only the people that thinking that this is for kids. I mean what is the most probable?
A: A company makes cutters for adults who like cute stuff (in Japan for instance it is very common to make things overly cute for adults too)
B: They actually make cutters for kids to use.
I don’t say we should be very surprised if “B” is true…it’s just less probable. Which makes this a probable fail fail.
God bless America!
C: The wrong packaging was used in the assembly process.
I’ll pick C over A.
I don’t think many people believe B is likely.
A is most likely,
They make hello kittie vibrators in Japan.
Go to Japan and then you’ll definitely think “A”
Ok, well what about the title “little angel”? I’m leaning towards C here. Honestly, what could “little angel” have to do with razors? Also, perhaps they’re obsessed with cute stuff in Japan, but considering that this was made in China and I would assume it’s being sold in an english-speaking country (hence the use of english labelling), I’m not sure the japanese had much to do with this.
I have to agree with A. I see that kind of thing a lot at 100 yen stores. It sometimes seems that there is nothing they sell that doesn’t come in a hyper-cute version, here. There is just no concept of the danger of small children wanting to buy/have it because it’s so cute.
Once again…Realizing not all cultures think like Americans fail.
Yeah, in some cultures it means that it was made by Kids.
What, haven’t you ever heard of “Youth In Asia?”
lol the ad that popped up along side this was the “ARE YOU EMO?” quiz. Well, I am looking at pictures of razors…
How to make deadly weapons look attractive???????????
http://mylifeiscrap.com
http://idontcare.com
Win!
http://howinsensitive.com/emoshavefeelingstoo
emo shave feelings?
Sure. They like to cut themselves.
Oooh! The world famous I Don’t Care website!
AWESOME. Now I know the theme for my nephew’s birthday party!!!
March of the Penguins?
Penguins cut children?
The Penguin cut Robin.
r u mad?wow u r soo not a good uncle
That’s for kids who can’t affordto go to the barber to cut themselves!
Zing
Last!!!!!!
Who needs five of those?
Perfect for your preschool production of “West Side Story”
Yes, the Jets and the Sharks need pink box cutters. They just aren’t gay enough as is.
It’s preschool. A little early to impose roles on them don’t ya think?
School kids in China use them for pencil sharpeners.
what is this? i don’t bealive , the chine kids are dangers
These aren’t knives. These are nail files.
I’m guessing that you aren’t quite sure why you don’t have any finger tips any more.
well… it could be a win, maybe it’s box cutters for the emo kids!
Proof that China really is tying to kill us all…
Well, maybe these are on sale at the salon where they cut children. For the emo kid in all of us.
Or maybe they’re for the kids at the Spankme building play center.
Yet another success story for child haters everywhere
It’s for siblings to enforce the one-child law.
What /are/ those?!
they’re box cutters. Definitely not for children.
‘ insert humours comment here ‘
Um…why do you want to say something about black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, and blood?
I lol’d
How very sanguine of you!
You have a knack for using florid language.
Hi! I’ve been melancholy without you.
If you were more phlegmatic, you just wouldn’t be you.
Aww…you always make me blush.
I know, right? It even stopped my runny nose!
Snot a cold then?
Maybe it’s cholera.
it’s mucus better now, thank you!
TB or not TB
That is the congestion
consumption be done about it
a cough a cough
but it would take a lung lung time
GREAT !
Thanks. I can not take credit for it. This has been around for many, many years.
Makes me think of this haiku (not mine, a friends’) :
Goddamn dirty glass !
I caught herpes labialis
at the Epstein bar
‘insert hummus comment here’
It’s never too early to start girls on the path to self-destruction, is it?
“Susie, now you can cut your arms to express your emotional frustration, just like your teenage sister Judy. Later, you can learn to have an eating disorder, just like mommy.”
I’m thinkin’ Emo. But that’s just me.
But they come in so many pretty colors.
“Featured in such television specials as: “A Very Brady Kidney Shiving” and ‘The Powerpuff Girls take on Tijuana’”
The penguins are the mascots of Tencent QQ, a popular instant messaging client in China.
I love the red “scarves” on the penguins. They look nearly-headless.
Dont worry.
They are set to Stun…
Ha ha… Made in China…
made in China…………………of course!
What every budding li’l serial killer girl needs
The packaging says “Little Angel”. Well, if the kiddies aren’t careful with these, they’ll become angels themselves.
So this is where Nevada-tan got her box cutter…
Is it just me or does the first penguin appear to be stabbing the second in the back?? If so the cute for adults angle goes right out the window…
“Box cutters for backstabbing”… how angelic!?!
omg! i have tha pink 1! (I’m emo)
they are not razors,only knives for cutting things.
Baby’s first shiv.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY my little angel – here’s your new CUTTING KNIFE SET! – but be careful!”
So much for good parenting…
Those are actually Chinese pencil sharpeners. I taught in a school in rural China. The kids use the shivs to shave the pencil to a sharp tip.
Notice the two “junior sized” razors to the right…
i actually bought a set of these at a everything 1 doller store thought the packaging was kinda odd for a utility knife because nothing says it can cut you like two penguins kissing
those look fun to play with! Swings and swallows *AHHHHH*
FAIL!
and here i thought kids did go emo til junior high
“Little angel suicide kit! Perfect for newborn toddlers!” lol.
Actually, these are the chinese equivalent of scissors. They probably are meant for children, and thus the packaging isn’t a fail.
i don’t understand the packaging concern.
crap! i knew i should have gotten that deal with the push-pins and really-unnecessarily-sharp butter knives.
Those are really cutesey pie!