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seriously you wont get a better job from that….
but thats fail
Knock knock…
who’s there?
I have snow Idea…
that is the worst pun ive ever heard
Yeah?Well I got the first comment…
yeah well i’ve got your family give me $500 in English yen if you want to see them again
“$500 in English yen”?
*head explodes*
i’m not cleaning this up
*Goes to get the mop and Windex*
not my job
It’s possible…just take $500 and go through a customs office in England, I suppose. Right?
hehehe
yer but who,s going to get the driver out
Hey now, be cool!
weren’t you suppose to say “I have snow day WHOO-OOO-OOO”..?
I think he left his door open…
I don’t. I think the doors were closed and this is magic snow that just miraculously appeared in the car!
*goes to call CNN and the Vatican*
Actually the doors would have been closed but the WINDOWS were open… you can see the doors were closed by how tightly packed in the snow is.
Hee…true.
I stand by my “magic snow” theory, though. :p
I think that somebody ticked off the wrong boy/girl friend. That or the air-conditioning needs adjustment.
Nah, you can see that the snow was pressed against the windows, if you lookin the back seat, you can see how hte snow was pressed against eh glass
this had to have been packed in…i live in winnipeg and work at a
compound for wrecked vehicles…even with no back or front window…
it wouldnt pack like this.
It’s a conspiracy!! We must never be allowed to know the cold cold truth!
I’d say it was the sunroof left open
I agree with this statement…
Yet, another problem with Windows…
ooops….wrong windows…..
Fail
doors on the other side were open maybe?
2222second
FIRS… shit
Blizzard WIN! Ugh, reminds me winter is around the corner!
i know. och.
Ok, I grew up in Minnesota, but I don’t know how the f#ck this happened. Somebody must have shoveled in there or something.
Noop…I grew up in Wisconsin and I’ve seen this before. Remember those blizzards with winds so high the snow is blowing completely sideways…?
Yeah, all the time, I’ve just never seen it fill up a car like that. For that matter, who leaves the windows open in the winter time?
Are you serious? You are on a website where this brand of stupidity is posted for our viewing and mocking pleasure! You ask who is stupid enough to leave their car windows open during the winter…I give you failblog.org. Without people like that, this website may never exist.
I’m sorry, you are incorrect. The answer to that question was southerners.
*puts away trivial pursuit card, picks up dice*
HA!!!! Bravo!
OWNED!
85% of the time Southerners are on here every time.
That’s more than half!
Well… we know that 99% is more than half (as per one of the previous fails).
99% is more than 85%.
Therefore, 85% is half.
My logic is flawless.
Flawless as a car full of snow and a sign saying ” That’s what she said”
i enjoy these comments soo much…
these comments are worth it to read, but the pic is OLD^^
i enjoy these comments soo much…
these comments are worth it to read, but the pic is OLD^^
I accidentally the whole car! what should I do?
Find the word you were missing to complete your sentence. It’s probably in the car.
Use an action verb.
i love those comments referring to other previous fails
referencing past fail win
Use an agreement that won’t offend an entire region.
^probably a Southerner
does anybody else just come on here to read the comments
i do i think they are funny as hell
i think most people read the comments… majority also post..
I think the majority just read and leave.
I think the majority just read Loz. I know I do.
You just read me?! Oh that is so nice of you
Well, 99% of the majority, anyway!
HI friends!!
*hugs*
That’s more than half!
All your Loz are belong to us!
*psst* Don’t let pob know ok?
That’s more than half, by the way.
That’s more than half!
At least, an argument that won’t offend the region where most of the guns are.
math fail. every time = 100%
failblog reference fail.
That’s more than half.
And no Spywares founded!
apparently that joke went right over your head.
Ahhh…that would be the “whoooosh”ing sound I heard…
Either that, or the snow filling the car.
OMG WIN!!! (and i’m a Texan)
Ah dear, a win and a fail in one comment.
Which is ?
Witches? BURN THEM!!!
“a win and a fail in one comment”
that would breech the time-space continuim
It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve screwed up the space-time continuum.
as long as I don’t have to go back to high school then I wont complain
*steals Crow’s breeches*
omg..I’m a bottomless crow???
!Bang! *shoots the crow*
Once more into these breeches, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English pants!
In peace there’s nothing that so becomes a man
As modest silliness and humiliation.
Modest silliness? Here?
can I have my breeches back, it’s cold with all this snow around
continuim is a weird word :]
xDD good show mate.
Assuming you are referring to the American south:
1: Considering the massive amount of snow involved, this probably happened somewhere fairly far north.
2: Idiocy knows no geographical boundaries, nor does it disproportionately target any particular subset of people. Except maybe Fundamentalists. And those are everywhere, not just in the South.
If you really need to know the answer to that question dig the driver out and ask him.
That would be the perfect revenge.. leaving the windows down in a car during a blizzard. I would be laughing my @ss off at the sucker who was on the receiving end
i dont ever want to be on the “recieving end” of anything
i do
Holy Shit
God does that?
Directly on those who incur His wrath.
^comment win
The new safety feature from honda, Snow bags!
WIN!
This is what happens when Sarah Palin gets pissed off at her husband.
political+Alaska joke FAIL
I don’t know, I kind of liked it.
I snickered.
me too, cuz I think it’s true…
i liked it
Lipstick
There is now way to express in text how hard I am laughing at that right now.
Except…
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ugh. spacebar fail.
Eye notice failure.
Failure.
Perhaps the car was missing its front and rear windows and it just snowed a lot for a few days? I can’t imagine the snow being so heavy that it broke the windshield, but I guess it’s possible…
Actually, this happened to a friend of mine. For some reason his car started rolling down it’s windows at unexpected times. One night he locked the car, and went into his house just to find a snow car in the morning. Luckily, it wasn’t a huge blizzard.
How is that a car fail? It’s more like a driver fail for leaving all the windows open or deliberately filling the car up with snow.
or snow win?
It’s a snow win situation.
You are snow full of win with this comment.
I snown’t think so.
Aw, you’re jus’ no fun any more
Snow fair, your comment didn’t have the word snow in it! S’ no doesn’t count.
so these pun games are about the look of things & not about how they sound? Or are you being snowty? Let’s settle on this!
Snowty? I snown’t think so.
Oh crap, Loz already used that one! You win, Cessnance. I’m snow match for your wit!
Oh snow! please don’t give up when the score’s a mere one-snowt!
I’m snowing to bed guys. Snown’t miss me too much!
I’ll count the snowly passing hours until your return!
Fear not. I am sure that she’ll snow up here tomorrow. She has most likely drifted off to sleep already.
I snow that its still early but snowly she will be here in a few morehours.
I wish Dilly was here for this. She’s in snow business.
And there’s snow business like…erm…snow business.
…
*hangs head in shame*
*pats dragon’s head*
I snow.. I snow…
Snow well. Better luck next time.
Snow worries mate, we still like ya.
What a bunch of flakey people!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf! how can snow inside a car?
You accidenty your sentence!
fail win!
Oxymoron?
nope, just moron.
not a member of MY family
nope, i think this is just another case of engrish…i suppose feRr is german, where the word “können”, which can mean “to can” can also be a shortened acion verb, meaning in this context “can get”….translating it directly into english is a crime and it hurts
is it time for some fruit loops?
How can Fruit Loops inside my mouth?
It’s incredibly skilled fruit.
AHH sara j take over you’ve taken nearly all the recent comments section!
Those must’ve been something other than Fruit Loops then…
*bows*
*hugs*
OOOOF!!
…I see the bunbun is in fine form still!
*rubs bruised rib*
SaraJ is bunbun?
No…Sara J HAS a bunbun. In her oven-oven.
Oh! I guess its better than fridge or ice machine
Yep, he’s still in there, and fine as frog hair. He sits a bit lower nowadays, though.
The climate control feature was broken.
Also, possibly, the common sense button.
Global Vehicle Warming fail?
Yes, so your corpse won’t decompose before they find you
i lol’d
WTF? Epic Fail!
EPIC LOL
Meh… just hit the defrost button.
Now this is quality.
And quantity.
A snow roof! Damn, why didn’t *I* think of that?
and don’t you forget to roll-up your windows better than this guy (or more likely gall)
Bladder? Stone? Infection? One of those weird tree-growths? You have a point, none of those things could roll up a window.
Hee!
You just went up 10 points on my Esteem-O-Meter!
Always someone else…
Never me…
Don’t worry…I already highly esteem you.
Things are getting esteemy in here!
Yes you might want to roll down the windows and let in a little snow to cool things off.
you, my friend have just become the most win commenter on this site
You’re sure got a lot of it!
If you’re going to try to be sexist, at least check your spelling.
No no…! It’s so helpful when they prove their own idiocy…it makes our job so much easier. I say let them fail, and fail hard!
Live and let fail.
Snowmobile win!
Frosty the Snowman’s car.
is it really that time of year already?
I’d drive it.
You kids drifting your cars…
Ha.
*Homer Jay Simpson voice* hmmmm airco
hi boss i wont be coming into work today boss im afraid im snowed in lol
LOL! Well stated!
Or Snowed out (Of the car), as the case may be…
My cousin once left his car window open in winter. Fortunately, just one window and it wasn’t snowing that much, so he just got a few inches to sweep from his seat.
Wow. Once I ate this apple, but it was a little bruised, so I bit off the bruised part and spit it out.
tell me more, tell me more!
What happened with the part you spit out?
Tension is rising…
I swept it off my seat, what else?
LOL. This one time, I slept in a bit so I was running late for my bus. I ran to the stop and I almost missed it but I caught it just in time so it was ok.
that story had everything! suspense, excitement AND A bus you are truely the god of storys
goddess*
I might make a movie out of it.
Why thank you
a 5 hour one hop pulley
Will it be a porno…? Because, I mean…if you slept in a bit, that’s somewhat kinky, you know?
NTTAWWT.
*sigh*
*hopes this post with rise up to where it is supposed to be*
Bow chika bow bow!
Well it will have to be failed at the SLUT.
Movie Voice Over Guy: In a world where alarm clocks sometimes fail…
[Loz wakes up, rolls over, and sees the time on the alarm clock.]
Loz: Oh, bullocks!
Movie Voice Over Guy: One woman would dare to defy the odds…
[Loz runs towards bus stop, tries to get the attention of the folks getting on the bus.]
Loz: Hey! Hold the bus!
Movie Voice Over Guy: If you see only one movie this fall, make it Run Loz Run.
Bullocks? There are cows in this movie?
Yes. The curious cow was cast as an extra because the director wanted one more vehicle in the shot.
This is the funniest post ever.
I’m glad someone appreciates it! The movie company don’t seem to like it.
My cat once left a turd in the litterbox. Fortunately, just one turd and it didn’t smell that much, so I just scooped it out and threw it away.
Wow cool. Where did you throw it?
Out my car window, and it hit a van full of immigrants. I may or may not have caused a wreck.
They probably ate it.
did the van have about 22-28 immigrants in it?
Wow…yeah. So this one time, I walked into a room and turned on the light, but the light didn’t turn on, and I was all, like, “Oh no”, but it turned out that the bulb was just burned out, so I changed it and the light worked again.
I don’t believe it. The room lit up when you walked in.
So how many dragons does it take to change a light bulb?
Hee! How many??
*hunkers down, chin on hands, waiting for the answer*
That’s a good idea!
The answer is: none. They accept the light bulb just as it is.
That’s because I saw you were there waiting for me.
so the fail is “door ajar”?
No, “door” is a door. Jar is a jar….
A door is a door. A jar is a jar.
I think there’s an echo in here…
I think there’s an echo in here…
…here…here…
i agree, too
i agree, too
just think, if the door was closed the echo would be so much worse
Ajar of snow?
… no … no …
I’ve got to concentrate… concentrate… concentrate… Hello?… hello… hello… Echo… echo… echo… Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota…
Note to self, do not leave sunroof open in winter.
note to self: write note to self
note to myself: buy a notepad.
Oh! This is sooo easy!
1 Unlocked Car + 1 Good Snow + 1 College with Bored Boys = Snow Car
Note to self: never leave car unlocked on campus this winter.
I would think you’d have no problem defrosting your car if this happened – or toasting the culprits.
Yeah…but *FOOOOOOM!!ing is kinda hard on the rest of the car, and the Dean generally looks down on turning students into extra-crispy nuggets.
Note to self: go to McDonald’s for nuggets.
you can really taste the brains
That might explain why the nugget scored higher than you on that IQ test.
Yeah, well I got 2th.
note to self, never leave car unlocked around dickholes
that’s definitely a big snow-snow
Actually, I think:
1 unlocked car + 1 good snow + 1 college with bored boys = 1 big beer cooler
Icy what you did there. Snow joking matter.
snow bullshit.
That’d be cold for the poor Bull.
ICBM?
..but I catch your drift.
So the flaky comments start here?
It’s crystal clear to me that they already have.
icicle of this already
Cold we move on, please?
snow we can’t.
Why don’t you freeze your question a little nicer?
I brought five frosties for everyone! It’s the diabeetus special!
I guess the guy left his windows down?
Definitely not smart in that kind of weather.
Fail for being the 72nd person to notice that.
Fail for counting how many people wrote comments before him.
72th
Seventy Second,
Seventy Two’th.
You decide…
Nice passed fail reference!
past*
If we’d passed it, we wouldn’t be able to make reference to it.
btw he’s the 79th person I believe
has nobody considered an open window + a snowplow?
I considered it, but then I decided to go with the all inclusive weekend in Mexico.
This is why you don’t open your windows when the snowplow is comming.
ya cause then you get snowplow cum in ur car
That isn’t what I meant.
in my mouth
This is why you don’t post possibly sexual comments on the internets when the dot is comming.
in my mouth. also why cant I duplicate a comment?
Error: you already said that.
in my mouth.
Error: you already said that.
Oh son of a!
In my mouth..
You’re mouth is uninviting…
like your mother
Or Uranus: inaccessible, cold, harsh, and just generally uninviting
Hello space navigator
Wow thats a cool car *bad pun wink*
How…?
are you an Indian greeting everyone?
I believe the proper term is Native American. Anyways… *lol*
No, they prefer Indians. Actually, they prefer that you take the time to actually learn what their tribe is called instead of just lumping them together under a monolithic general descriptor.
“monolithic”…great word usage…WIN
*applause*
True, true. My point is, Indian isn’t the best name in this case. What about the billion other Indians in, well, India?
really the same as arguing about calling citizens of the united states “americans”, since there are quite a few countries within each of the two americas…
well at least its still frozen so if they scoop it all out there souldnt be too much water damage :p
Yeah, well the snow damage
Cara que burro!!!!oH falta de sorte hem!
Voting fake on this.
Look at the depth of the snow in the background, and on top of the car and compare it to the car interior. Look also at how throughly packed in it is below the dash. Yes, the windows were opened, you can tell from the shape of the snow pack, and the dusting on the doors. It probably trashed the interior, and the owner said “screw it” and thought they’d get a laugh by filling it full. Either that, or a vengeful and well-aimed snowblower.
Maybe it’s a convertible?
Seriously, how the fuck did you manage that?
They’d need a whole lot of space heaters to get out of this one…
or a flamethrower
the guy inside probably needs some red bull…
|the kid|
Red Bull tastes like crap.
It came in through the air-conditioner vents!
EPOCH FALE.
Snow plow win!
I feel bad for the owner of that car.
OH MY GOD!!! THE SNOWMEN ARE ASSIMILATING OUR CARS!!!
What is that white stuff?
How did that even happen???
i agree how the hell did that happen
Snow win!
LOL
imprint win.