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….really?
Worst. First. Evur.
Really.
Yes really. Now if you’ll excuse me my bored expression needs polishing.
**gets shoe polish**
**gets hydrochloric acid**
**masturbates**
O RLY? YA RLY!
KNOW WEIGH!
I know, BondFan4518. I said “Really.” in response to happyhour9′s “Really?”
your first reply to a post? cause thats what this is, a reply not a post,
O RLY!?
wow, that sign is the most revealing photoshop EVER! LOLZ!
Is that a ghost standing behind the truck?
yes.
It’s me, when I was still alive.
flapping flag, long exposure.
But why would this need to be a long exposure? It’s broad daylight.
Do to genetic differences some of us have no choice but long exposure.
nice driving
This semi fail is a full fail.
More than half?
99%!
98%!
3%!
Oh, sorry, I thought we were haggling…
Never mind.
97%!
You accidentally a percentage.
99%!
That’s MORE than HALF!
Is no fail is good training “roll over and play dead”
Down! Good boy.
I guess the Fed Ex driver found another job…
And lost another job.
He was cited with failure to contain his load.
So that would be a, what…indecent exposure charge?
Especially if he were carrying a wide load.
He discovered that driving his rig wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
His boss discovered that he was no asset to the company.
It was later discovered that his boss pushed him too hard and drove him around the bend.
FAIL
He tried to roll over his 401(k) and overdid it…
^_^
huh?
BLARGH?
DR. OCTAGONAPUS!
SHOOP DA WOOP!!
TRIPLE MEME REFERENCE!
OVER 9000!!!!!
Just to make it 4
Wow!
Yow!
Cow!
Bow!
Now!
How!
Plow!
Scow!
Pow!
How are they going to tow that trailer?
With a scow?
Would this scow have a prow?
Yes, on the bow!
Is it low?
Or a scow on his bosses brow?
…Erick, what’s your avatar supposed to be?
You couldn’t ask while maintaining thread continuity somehow?
*boots bondfan off the pun-run*
Ciao!
Oh!
…Wow.
Now?
And how!
*eats chow*
Yells foul
Yow! You guys made me laugh out loud, and BFF, It’s a wolf leapfrogging a sheep.
I don’t know.
Brown chicken brown cow!
h
I am watching you, Mookie!
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
*masturbates*
What a surprise.
Well, that’s this pony’s one trick. What did you expect?
Good point.
In other news…HI! I hope you’re feeling better today.
*hugs Avis*
Physically yes. I am about ready to strangle my mother though. The trials of living next door to your folks. Sure they are a great help, but…. sometimes… AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
*hugs Dragon back*
I’m better now.
Ahh family. They can be a trial, but the better ones always have your back.
Oh, she has my back. She really does. But every once in a while…. she drives me u the freaking wall.
And feel free to vent away! One of the main reasons I get along soooo well with my mum is that I live 600 miles away from her.
*is in awe of the idea of 600 miles*
It is possible that I may have to move to Santa Fe in a few months, that ‘ll give us some space. If I move though, it’ll be because they decided it. Ahhh, family!
I can never plant my feet very long in one place. I tend to move all over the country. I lived in Albuquerque for a while. Santa Fe is really nice!
Maybe one of these years, I’ll find a reason to stay put somewhere.
You two sure are good at staying on topic!
Were we supposed to? Are you the new Sheriff? Oh, wait, do I care? NO!
Leave him/her alone avis, he/she mustn’t read many threads.
*snooooooork*
*is not in the best of moods*
*is trying not to take it out on friends*
Awww.
*HUG*
No worries, sweetie.
*offers up a few trolls as punching dummies for Avis*
Let ‘em have it. Trust me they wont feel a thing
Avis ~ I love Santa Fe! It is an awesome awesome town. Wish I could move there myself. I visit once or twice a year, and some day I’ll live there.
and a (click) and (CHING!) and take the money
I’d be hiring too if an employee of mine did that to the truck…
… and add “keep the rubber side down” to the training manual.
It’s probably the driver’s first lesson – “Maintain tire contact with road” is in lesson two.
Driver’s next lesson – Hand-truck
just testing the trucks, before shipping to iraq
Obama drove this one.
And it fell over because Palin shot out one of the tires from a helicopter.
And McCain was blocking the truck’s path, condemning it to be elitist.
The truck tried to “Change” lanes, but it FAILed.
I had too much “Hope”.
This is a classic example of driving like a maverick!
“See, I TOLD you I could power-slide it around, but you kept insisting we’d have to go around the block…”
not really a fail so much as a quick win on the part of the boss who, obviously, just fired an employee.
Trailer Fail not truck fail, the truck is just fine
was that a test driving?
more like Laws of gravity fail.
Truck 1
Newton 0
Seeing as they need a new driver,
Truck 1
Darwin 1
It’s a Failer Trailer!
Truck yoga.
Trailer Twister
Twister Sister
Sister Psychic
Psychic Hotline.
Now you’ve got me thinking. Why do you call a psychic hotline? Shouldn’t they cal you if you’re going to call and talk to them either way? And why do they ask you what your question is?
To confuse the crap out of people who think about things like that.
sister fister
I think someone was fudging their resume juuuuuust a little bit.
Rare photograph of a Transformer just commencing its shift to robot form.
Photoshop FAIL
this.
Yeah I agree. I’m not buying it. Most of the truck’s shadow seems to be missing, and that ghost/reflection/whatever it is behind the truck’s right tail light looks suspicious. I call shenanigans.
I can totally see how they did it. First they had to get a photo of the bottom of the truck in order to photoshop it in, so they parked the truck on a glass platform, took a wide angle photo from the bottom, and photoshopped that right in!
.
Oh come off it. This is real.
I disagree. I am a pro railroad photographer, and this is an authentic photo. The sun is behind the photographer, no naturally there will not be much shadow visible. Now if the photographer was on the other side, then the photo would be harder to see because of the sun glare, and everything would be in the shadow. Just becasue you cant see much shadow does not make it a fake.
The exposure part, all digital cameras are diffrent, My Olympus FE-210 (Before I got my Canon Rebel) was the same way, would take a 2 second exposure of the subject in broad daylight.
Look at the shadow of the SUV on the left side. It’s under the vehicle, like it would be in midday. But the toppled truck’s shadow is an impossibly thin sliver. I’m guessing someone used a photo of a highway accident and photoshopped it into the “Now Hiring” photo for “ironic effect”. Just to get it on Fail Blog.
I think it’s the sign that’s been photoshopped, not the truck. The white lettering has clearly been added in, since it’s ridiculously clear and sharp-edged, except all the weird pixelation around the edges.
Yup, agreed. Its not the truck thats photoshopped, I took one look and knew the sign is fishy.
Doncha see? THATS why they need a new truck driver…
I accidently the truck.
Uhm, maybe they put that sign up MINUTES after the now-fired driver had the mishap. Don’t you think?!
Driver wont get terminted, just take a piss test, if he passes, then he gets back into the truck. Unless his logs that the FMCSA are illegal, then he wont have a job,
Nobody wants to get terminted!
It’s moments like these you need (ter)minties.
D’OH! Spelling FAIL! Terminated is what I ment
FIRST !!!
Counting Fail.
Shame. The captain of the Exxon Valdez could’ve used a job there
It’s great free advertisement for the need of a new truck driver… you almost don’t need the now hiring sign.
XD
>_<
‘Oh now you’re going to fail me for just that one small mistake!?’
Took a corner too fast…..real smart with a 3-axle low-boy with top heavy load!
This is about as fake as that purple aardvark telling me to hurt my friends.
Are you sure it wasn’t a purple dinosaur? What a hypocrite. Now they’re training them to be liberals from an early age.
Take your anti-liberal agenda elsewhere, sweetie.
Go to pundit kitchen, they’ll love you.
Seriously. Why is it so hard for people to understand that you can be “pro” one thing without having to be “anti” something else? That sort of thinking is so facile and…and infantile.
Not to mention vile, but not very agile.
it has style
I can see why they need a new driver.
*takes a bow*
Additional nesting allow?
Hah! You got in before I did, anyhow.
Hee! Our callow youth disavowed our request for transport!
In shame he did nest wrongly now.
How now? A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
O! I am slain!
*thud*
*Lifts curtains* Thou rash, intruding fool, farewell! I took the for thy better.
*wispers “line”* *that’s the best I can do I’m a bit rusty*
I am, however, overjoyed
*nesting double salchow?*
*kowtows to Olympian abilities*
*endows*
FIRST!!!!!!!
Learn how to count
oh dear thats about as good as my truck driving would be
Personally, I htink it’s a smart move, hiring new truck drivers.
that guy signed up for truck driving EXTREME! school.
I doubt he got a job.
“You said you wanted me to park the truck in the street with the trailer sideways in the yard. That’s what I did.”
COMPREHENDING DIRECTIONS FAIL!
Do a barrel ro….
*CRASH*
Not such a good idea in this situation, is it?
Nice photoshop… but the rear tyres are the giveaway
It should be in front of a truck repair shop with the caption: “Does your truck turn over in the morning?”