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They should use it to destroy that Beetle over there.
you sir are FIRST!!!
you sir have erectile dysfunction *yay spelt it rite*
rong.
rung.
wrung.
hrung.
*collapses*
Collapses?
*Masturbates*
Oh dear. Oh gosh is that some naughty language.
That isn’t bad, you should hear what i hear at School
*ahem* *Becomes Master Bater*
WHAT THE—?!?!?!
You Call That A GOOD Aid?!?!
Then there was a hard time in my life, I had an accident. ,
You sir, have failed.
titmonger
October 24th, 2008 at 1:59 am
you sir have erectile dysfunction *yay spelt it rite*
It would be funnier to look for motorcycle riders
Then take a picture of it and put it here.
All hail the galactically stupid.
as a motorcycle rider, i would not find that funny.
No on cares about you, anyways…
I’ve never met an “on” before, could you explain to me what they are?
You stole my name!
looks like the beetle failed too
FIRST!! WOOO!
and the first fail… dammit!
You seemed so happy.
DAMMIT! NOT FIRST!!!!
second breast
Reading from left to right?
Or right to left?
Driver: “These new deer antlers for my car will really impress my friends!”
Poor bikers when they are passed
half way to takeoff win.
Next tuning step: mount a couple of heavy machine-guns in the staircase. Powerful weapon for traffic jams.
I was thinking jet engines – but that might hurt pedestrians *Sucking noise*. Rockets?
Avoiding door dents in the parking lot WIN!!!!
Carmageddon WIN!
Blood spatter bonus YAY!
Two asian guys are planning to hold the car up with it.
Really-old-fail reference WIN!
I got sidetracked with my internet time. havent been on here in a while haha.
damn Hulu.com being distracting haha.
Nice plug ><
I bet you say that to all the boys.
♫ It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning, there was fog crawling over the sand ♫ ♪
The driver forgot to put the little red safety flag on the ends of the ladder. This is obviously a safe driving fail.
Women??? when will they learn
…to not date idiots like you? Soon. Very soon.
*muffles inelegant snort behind ladylike hands*
Toll booth killer
More proof that big cars suck, hatchbacks rule. Stupid Americans. “Wah, I need a trunk for the extra roooooooomm!”
Jetta outsells Golf 10 to 1 in the US. Golf outsells Jetta 10 to 1 everywhere elses. Stupid Americans.
God you are a moron. that comment isnt even relevant. Neither a Golf or a Jetta would be able to contain a friggin ladder any better than that POS.
( P.S. i am in no way defending chrysler. they suck )
If this guy had been driving an Escalade or F150 it might have made more sense
Silly kids trying to be trendy talking shit about America.
thats right I’m trendy as hell(!)
just the only two “big” cars I know, not being an American car salesman.
haha. im armerican, and altho i served, im not patriotic. i just have my own reasons. i hate when folks take the opinions others voice as their own. rather lame. that and especially hate it when people say how great or stupid a country is, when they have never left the country they were born in. Quite arrogant.
Glad we sorted that out. Yay America.
Hey! I hated America before it was cool! Stop copying me ><
No I was first!
Actually, that was ClanFever >>
America is poop in a shoe.
Yeah, but it’s our own shoe.
No it’s not, says “Made in China” right on the bottom…
and that’s not even our poop, we outsourced that service
But, on the bright side, the labor cost was really low.
Cost is no object – the money doesn’t even really exist yet.
Hey … It’s a global economy.
Indian poop is just smart business.
Except we can’t speak any other languages, so our passport into the global economy is severely limited.
Actually, they just learned to speak our language. English is the language of money, and everyone knows it. That’s why they learn it.
Where do Chrysler come into this?
That is the type of car in the picture. Or am i more blind than i thought?
No no, I just didn’t recognise it. We don’t really have them here.
yeah, nothing special about em. they are rather lame.
A Chrysler saved my life once.
I drove my parents Chrysler in the late 70s. It was a big damn boat and it kept breaking down. Really crappy car with only one redeeming feature: the huge back seat. Heh heh heh I’m old.
It was as big as a whale, and it was about to set sail!
*goes to find juke box money*
TIN ROOF! Rusted!
This one is rather bespoke.
Who you bespokin’ to?
Whatchu bespokin’ about, Willis?
This betokens noooooo good…
Someone get the sheriff.
Sorry…I shot him. But I did not shoot the deputy.
Well at least you have scruples. (I hope it’s not contagious)
Well, it was only in the foot. I thought the gun was unloaded, and I was the only one in the room qualified to handle it!
You shoulda stuck with the nunchucks.
Well, they had one success recently in the 300. Yes, there were black people driving those everywhere with huge chrome wheels. Now they’ve all been traded out for Dodge Chargers.
Great stereotyping you have there.
They were DaimlerChrysler AG for awhile.
Oh, in the fail. I see.
talking about the fail in the comment boxes, is that allowed here?
Well, it’s frowned upon…
Not quite, any car with fold down rear seats (newer Jettas have them, not sure about older ones) would have been able to hold that ladder much better. Some would have been sticking out the back but it seems a lot better (and legal) than having it stick out the side.
“and the ethnic minority member I *accidentally* hit” (I get my knowledge of america from crime thrillers)
I accidenty the ethnic minorities.
And how is that proof that big cars suck? Hell it looks like he needs a bigger car to hold the ladder. YARPOF
And they say walking under ladders is a bad idea…
If this doesn’t lead to 7 years bad luck I don’t know what will…
breaking a wing mirror.
While running over a black cat.
on a red morning of friday 13th no doubt.
Red dawn? What does Patrick Swayze have to do with all of this?
Maybe the car’s destination is the roadhouse?
it should lead to 7 years with out a license!!!
Actually I read in the book that ladders cause ‘bad luck’ only when forming a shape of a traingle thus to make it you need the wall and the ground to be connected with the ladder,the supperstition came from some ancient people that thought traingle shape was holy… etc. and anyhow the any simple door is made out of 2 traingles if you think about it. sry for miss spelling some words.
You all fail at seeing the advantage: prevention of driving car in a hole.
Hence: safety win !
Could have problems driving through a small tunnel, or a McDonalds drive through.
You are right. In time, appropiate adjustments will have to be made to tunnels and McDonaldses.
Otherwise it would be a McFail on the menu.
*ba-dum-tish*
This guy heard about climbing the corporate ladder… but stealing the corporate ladder, shoving it into the back of your car, and speeding away? I think he took it a little too far
No, no, he didn’t steal the corporate ladder… his corporation downsized due to the current economic situation, and he’s preparing to climb the ladder in a new career field! Preparedness win!
D’oh iz crazy!
Could result in “changing lanes fail”
Is the booth from the fail restaurant with the fail “CARD”?
Yeah, and they serve mouse sushi.
WAIT, stop replying to the wrong fails!
Hah, make me!
That’s a toll order, perhaps booth of you could compromise?
I was gonna try to help but I am busy so I will try ladder.
WAIT, stop replying to replies to the wrong fails!
WHAT!
*whoosh*
Hah, so I am a good attention whore!
My children gets the school first!
1. Yes, you are a whore.
2. God help us if you ever procreate!
3. Stop replying to the wrong fails intentionally.
3. Your comments would actually be funny, if they were in the right place.
1. Enumerated flames are like pretending that 50 flicks of a lighter constitutes a bonfire
There will be no 2.
I accidentally all the numbers.
whoyoucalling enumerated you sonofa bi^ch…
*snicker*
and in ENGLISH that means?
I do not think it’s wrong
I’m pretty sure that’s all sorts of illegal as well.
But yeah, the beetle should be taken out also.
Warning: Ladders in mirror are closer than they appear
Warning: mirrors in ladders won’t be returned to owner
Are you sure? Its pretty far from… BAM
ouch!
Ladders in mirror are closer than they appear?
Why yes, that -is- word-for-word what I said ><
So important it needed to be said twice?
Or nesting awareness fail?
Insurance claim in 3… 2…
WIN
slugbug!
Slugbug red!
*punches iliketurtles in the arm*
You have to call the colo(u)r of the car too!
see, why do they have to be “slug” bugs? why can’t they be “love” bugs? That’s a much more interesting game >>
…. but let’s stay away from the “moon” bug(gies)
punch buggy no punch back!
It’s slug bug on the West Coast, punch buggy on the East Coast. Either way, you have to call the colo(u)r of the car too!
*edges slowly away from the crazy yanks…*
Ok, of all the crazy things we do, a road trip game is the thing that gets the “edges slowly away” response?
slug punch bug buggy slugbugs *head explodes*
Head explodes? That’s going to take a lot of kissing to make it better. I may have to use my special move…the Greco-Roman Liplock!
This is the first step in making the flying car.
Hmmmm, not quite Wright Brothers material there, I’d say.
So what you’re saying is they don’t have the Wright stuff?
Astute Observation
+1 point
He read a book called “Climb the ladder to success”
Now he’s off to find Cess.
But he fell down the snake to fail instead.
I’m not calling failblog on old material when I say this. I’ve seen this car all over the interwebs, from several different angles, with several different backgrounds. Conclusion: He drove a long, long way without hiting anyone or getting pulled over. So while he may be a fail for many reasons, he definately wins at driving with that ladder in there sideways.
This is Ladder OWNER fail
i predict a parallel parking fail
I predict a riot.
Find a better way to transport a ladder using a car genius!
The problem with car geniuses is that they tend to be too smart to be used.a
Need a ladder? No car rack? No ropes? No other transportation? DO IT THIS WAY. IT’S PROBABLY ILLEGAL, BUT… YEAH.
uh… thats probibly real but i have a hard time believing it. i dont even want to know how pissed off a CHP would get. “can i see your licence and registration?… you wont be needing these anymore.”
On the bright side, the car now makes for a great zombie rammer.
I believe I saw that car! IIRC, that is on US 59 northbound in Stafford, Texas (just SW of Houston). You can see a Jack-In-The-Box and Captain D’s in the background, and those restaurants are on that side of US 59 just past West Airport Blvd.
I was right behind that car, wishing I had my camera with me. Glad someone got it!
Anti-bike car! Hope someone will punch this bastard before he kill someone!
I did that before. Normal.
hazardous driving style