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i don’t understand how these “Popsies” are a fail. based on the videos i’ve been downloading from the internet, there are a lot of women who *like* drinking the stuff so much they beg for it… wait – oh, really? huh. sure had me convinced. dammit.
more like spermsy
I’ll drink to that !
The cream color kind of makes sense, but how do explain the red, blue and green varieties?
http://www.krugmann.com/pages/produkte002.html
They probably don’t like it, it’s just something they get paid to do.
It’s no fail. It’s the intention to look like a sperm.
The name comes from “poppen” a german word for f***k. And because there is alcohol in it it is just for grown ups.
No fail
f***k ? :/
lol!!
not a fail … just a drink gag and the company hopes that it works … and it does because people buy this shit ..
its egg liqueur
so not a fail its a marketing gag
This is actually a very good shooter….
It looks a little like a part of the fur from FrERĀ“s dog.
Hehe, they’re actually good. i’m a guy and i tasted them once. Didnt feel macho though.
I saw these at my local liquor store! And it looked like several had been purchased!
my own personal brand of milk now for sale
Man. It looked deliberate.
No no, of course not! They just never took a biology course…
Maybe this is specially designed for the Ladies Night. But then they have a funny view about what is in a Lady’s mind or maybe I don’t know women well enough
Does anybody?
They sell these at a night club I go to, they are alcoholic and the ladies buy them all the time. and yes they are deliberate
ive had one, its toffie vodka or something, it tastes nice
Spelling of own name fail?
No?
Am I the only spelling-fascist left?
Ah well.
Space bar fail.
It has been pointed out to him/her before.
I’ll join you in your campaign to stop internet misspellings and incorrect grammatical usage.
appetising spell fail….
You’re a spelling socialist, insisting we all spell everything the same way!
Dam yu! Hukt on foniks wrks fur mi!
Damn you failblog! Post my comments!!!
You’re a spelling socialist, insisting we all spell things the same!
Dam yu! Hukt on foniks wrkd fur mi!
who liks sppeling?
What’s the protein content?
Yeah I bet you do think it tasts nice!
Comment WIN!
Yeah. Here too. That’s the spirit of freedom!
The sperm of freedom?
Yeah, it’s clearly deliberate and gimicky, not much of a fail.
NEXT!
I think it counts as a fail, because of the text used. If it was a “Product Fail” then that wouldn’t really be a fail, but as an “Appetising Drink Fail” I think it works.
I r honur stwedents!
That’s very subjective. I think it looks appetising.
So it could be a fail at the same time as not being a fail?
Looks like it! A duality, you could say.
Now, if I wasn’t a gentleman, I might say something like “Oh yeah? I got some homemade Popsy for ya right here then!”
But I am a gentleman, so I won’t say that.
If I wasn’t a gentleman, I might talk about my homemade Popsy and call it PoBsy.
But I am a gentleman, so I won’t talk about that.
Oh, okay. Good
the sperm is saying “i’m coming” in german. it’s definitely deliberate.
That…. can’t be anything else oo
Right, it can’t. But you can get plenty of drunken homemade babies with this.
and the spermy cartoon guy is saying “Ich komme….”
Yes, it’s german.
It means “I’m cumming”
I believe this is German- I looked up their site on net and it looked like German writing to me.
I like the way you ignored the other comments stating that it was German and struck out on your own personal mission to retrieve hard evidence that this drink is indeed German. Thanks.
Independent research ftw
Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Remember the Dedication Fail? Failblog commenters were still saying that the people in the video were speaking Spanish even after it had been established that the people in the video were speaking Greek. While there are defintely some intellegent folks around these parts, the average Failblog poster is dumber than a bag of free chunks of concrete.
I’m probably more like a bag of blank-eyed sloths, sounds bad but when compared to concrete…
Um…I’m not at all intellegent.
But I AM intelligent!
:p
Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter [whispering]: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling.
Yup, German. Vanilla-caramel-cream-liquor, and ich komme = i come. totally deliberate, and totally SEXY!!!
They would have to be giant to be holding sperm of that size.
the better to fill them with…
Yeah they had to be CRAZY to suggest that sex sells.
Wtf were they thinking.
Yeah, especially if they went right up to the boss and said, “It will sale like mad”
You know those people who used to come around and masturbate in FAIL Blog? Where do you think all that jizz ends up?
*masturbates*
Must be happy hour.
And they are not even receiving commission!
*commissions*
***
It IS deliberate. I had one of those things on a gay convention in the Amsterdam RAI a couple of years back. The caramel ones are actually quite good and they even gave me a cool keychain… guess what it’s shaped like?
Agree, had them in Germany a few years ago. Bartender told us they were actually CALLED spermloads.
It’s not deliberate. Their Krugmann homepage features lables with tits and ass. One of their liqueurs is called Eisprung (=ovulation).
Damn schizoposts! I swear it had disappeared.
Screw you failblog, it’s gone again.
*downs a popsy*
… which obviously means that it IS deliberate. *popsies some more and starts to feel kinda pregnant*
It is deliberate. It’s just crap marketed to bachelorette parties.
Clearly I dont even have to put up a fight with this one
Your powers of perception are improving. You’ve learned to recognize things that can kick your ass! Congratulations!
thank you thank you i see that i could get my ass kicked a mile away
I see Vanilla – Caramel, but what is the last one? ….
Saurkraut? (spelling?)
Its whatever language this is (i dont know) for strawberry…
it’s german and no, it’s not stawberry…
language fail!
well, maybe he should help himself to a book at the liberry…
maybe its spelled strawbrary
shrubbery!
Ni!
How do you dare to say NI to an old woman?
Monty Python reference win
Nuu!!!
IT
It says “Sahnelikƶr” – “Sahne” is “cream”, “likƶr” means “liqueur”.
It is “Sahnelikƶr” which means “cream liqueur” which means that I live in a country with a serious sex-drink-problem.
“The content of this cheeky container is cream liqueur with finest aromas as natural vanilla and a shot of toffee. “
Better up:
“Check and insure yourself that Popsy will be the smash on your party and never out of fashion!”
Oh, that’s a creamy drink, all right! Liqueur du homme! (and if I spelled it wrong, forgive me. I’m not polylinguistic.)
But are you a cunning linguist?
I do believe I have it licked, but I’d better keep practicing!
Innuendo FTW
Are you Colonel Angus?
I’m not a master debater like you.
polylingual*
Are you sure you’re even unilingual?
Unilingual = the collegiate tongue? Give it the old college try, and soon your problems will be licked.
Ummm, Huh??
polylingual adj. able to use several languages
linguistic adj. of or relating to language
polylinguistic adj. of or relating to parrot-speak?
Ding, Ding, Ding!!! We have a winner! Vanna, tell him what he’s won!!!
You can keep your crackers, Lunchbox.
Heee, thanks for pointing that out for me, admiral.
Liqueur de l’homme*.
Not flaming you but congratulating you on knowing what you know of lanuages
So, really, this shoulda been on the Engrish part of the network, huh? heh.
It says Sahnelikƶr (cream liqueur). It’s German.
LOL, it’s not strawberry!
It’s “Likƶr”, and thats some kind of alcohol-drink… -> Very creamy, very sweet ^^
Sahnelikƶr – cream liqueur…
anyway it’s not a fail, but intentional… the bubble says “Ich komme” – “I’m coming”.
Wow. That’s just….wow.
o.O
wtf
I’m… speechless.
Yet you somehow struggled out the words “I’m speechless” XD
Stop talking to youself
schizophrenia .. your doing it right .. and you are too.
It’s a fail as far as being appetizing goes!
And on a horribly coincidental note, the song playing on iTunes as I am reading this is Liz Phair’s “HWC”, including the line, “Give me your hot, white cum”…
A little warm Popsy, anyone?
It says “Sahnelikƶr” which is German and means cream liqueur
Sahnelikƶr…
cream liqueur!
these dirty germans =)
Sahrelikoer- Cream Liquor
Doesn’t make it any more appetizing does it?
Sahnelikƶr – cream liqueur.
See dict.leo.org – it’s a very good dictionary.
Vanille-Caramel-Sahnelikƶr
cream-based liquor, stuff like Baileys.
In the end it really is ‘fail’ because it is spelt incorrectly.
right = Vanillekaramellsahnelikƶr
Sahnelikƶr. Cream liquor.
(Needed more innuendo, apparently)
It’s “Sahnelikƶr” = Liquor with Cream
ItĀ“s “Sahnelikƶr”. In english: “cream liqueur”
It is (Sahnelikƶr). German for whipped cream liqueur.
It’s “Sahnelikƶr”, cream liqueur. Are you really that dense to think we’d have a Sauerkraut-flavored beverage that appears like cum in a sperm?
Cum and get some!
Only from Popsy…
…. ew ><
Buy some now they cum and go at this store!
There used to be a string of convenience stores in my city called “Kum n Go” aka Ejaculate and Evacuate. They could have sold these with their logo and they’d still be in business.
seen that too, Kum n’ Go:
the proud sponsor of Popsy!
Kum n Go is all over the country. The Kum n Go lighters are pretty coveted in places that don’t have Kum n Go. If you drive through Iowa there are Kum n Go’s everywhere.
I believe these are called “brothels”
You do have to pay far to much to pump some fluid into a hole…
The prices just keep rising…
That gives OPEC a whole new meaning!
Other People’s Economic Crisis
Maybe if I take out the garbage and fix the leaky kitchen faucet they’ll stop withholding production.
Where do you live that such a joke would have increased business? Even my college town would be mostly up in arms. Some prefer legs to arms though……
Hint: There are countries with towns outside of “Uhmerica”!
*giggles*
Boozey Semen! I bet that’ll get’em to swallow.
Bukake-tinis are quite popular.
You just made that up.
I’d imagine they’d be better shaken, not stirred.
Dear god…
How may I help you?
Make the mental picture go away
Who CAN’T comment, I mean, seriously.
Father?
Oh, THERE you are.
Also try our brand new skin care line!
Home made.
That’s Ho-Made…
Nah, they just harvest it.
It’s actually hair gel…
That is absolutely deliberate. Major cart before the horse fail though. You get them drunk THEN they think your sperm are appetizing, not offer them getting drunk by sperm. Same mistake as going in dry, but worse.
it actually says “I’m coming” in german at the top there, and describes it as a vanilla-caramel-cream-liqeur, so whatever.
mymy, i have to learn to type faster!
I wish I had a few bottles of that. I’d put it in my bud’s Christmas stocking for sure. Laughs, drunkeness, and drinking milky white substances. That’s what I think of when I think of Christmas.
You had a very Freudian childhood sir.
you could say it was a might bit queer
I always wondered why Santa was wearing a pink boa when he came to my house…
Was he talking about his sack full of presents?
He was! He said he had millions of popsies in there! Seemed like an awful small sack though.
Magical small sack?
I… have… no… words
Actually I had 4
Ah! ya beat me!
Not a wise choice of words on this particular failboard…
its better to accept your failure than to become a bigger failure
except those four words up there
No one can truely have any words, because words belong to all people (and some animals). We are merely caretakers of words.
I own Retaba, never seen it used in anything else, ever! MINE!
Err… sorry to break it to you but it’s a Spanish word
I wonder if by using it, I am scolding myself or other people?
Notice that they are still fully stocked. Are they not being consumed, or do they just produce so many of them per day that it really doesn’t matter?
2nd one of course
AND TRY OUR NEW FLAVOR AIDS!
Millions and millions!
It’s like a party in your mouth and eve–oh god I can’t do it ><
I know, I know… that’s what -she- said XD
Atleast the person you picked up who you thought was a she,
Coherent sentence FAIL.
claps for your attempt
OH NO you gave vag the CLAP
Don’t worry, the CDC will soon be here to sterilize this comment(s)
Or probably nobody wants to be seen walking out of the shop with such a huge bulky item in broad daylight.
Can’t even smuggle that underneath a jacket!
Careful carrying those, you wouldn’t want to spill your load >< god this fail is awful!
“Is that a Popsy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
LOL
Depends who you’re talking to: their drinking buddies or their wives.
i think it’s supposed to….litterally look like sperm. it’s just too easy…
Do you really think so?
HA!
I would totally drink sperm shaped alcohol. Where can I get some?
look down
all I see is my stomach.
i can see my feet
I can’t even tell if I’m wearing shoes.
*pouts*
Just google it. Apparently it is comes in different colors too.
Take biology or sex ed, they’ll tell you. If you get the right instructor you may even be offered some after class.
Just make sure to demand an “A”
I’d rather have an “F” >>
I prefer the V
I prefer the Y
I prefer the double X
why not go triple X?
http://www.popsy.de
*sings* Every Popsy is sacred, every popsy is great….
*joins in* and if a Popsy is wasted, God gets quite irate…
Just not at those who mastur.. oh I see what you did there!
First to see it cleans it up.
*marches down the work corridor en-route to the bathroom…*
*Occupied*
*passes out on floor from stench*
Sorry. . . Sneaky Restaurant lunch caught up with me.
I hate it when that happens, I’m sometimes tempted to skip the entire eating part and just go dump my plate in the toliet.
What on earth is that… some sort of sick Christian song?
Of all the people not to know a Monty Python song… Loz, you disappoint me!
OH, yes yes, it’s all coming back to me now. I haven’t watched that in so long, I even have it on VHS lol. *reminisces*
ill get the popcorn
And bring a VCR too… I don’t have a functioning one anymore.
okay
*turns on and watches*
Man this is the life
hmm
The Meaning of Life, actually
ill get the popcorn
If your a protestant you should pick up some french ticklers while your at it.
sigh
*gets french ticklers*
Monty Python’s meaning of life. Watch it, it’s awesome.
If a Popsy’s wasted God gets quite irate!
There’s plenty I could say about this one, but my comments would be censored again.
Oh pish. Look at all these perfectly good uncensored comments. Don’t blame your lack of wit on censors.
I’d be a great spokesman for this product… the name’s Bond… VAGA Bond
And I’m just his associate.
And I’m just their creepy-stalker-guy
I’m not here.
Bob, I love your work!
guy? oh… sorry thought you were the -she- listed above
I’m whatever is needed at the time -wink-
*scootches*
Hmmm… Well the size seems to add up…
20 mL is a LOT.
They have a whole bunch of workers that they force to abstain for months at a time.
This is what happens when sperm banks branch out…
This has frat party written all over it… >.<
Intention is not a fail, sorry.
wel.. there are drinks called blowjobs……
I think that’s just a way to make women enjoy *it* and then they’ll think it’s about the same and will start.. oh well.. swallowing…. *roll eyes*
You know, I hope they don’t use straws on them. Just imagine, if they got the wrong idea…
Can’t. Drinking a blowjob is more an action than just a mix >>
I’ll have one
I the whole popsy. What should I do?
In Soviet Russia, 99% (that’s more than half!) of popsy’s whole YOU!
In Soviet Germany The WHOLE popsy accidentialy YOU!
whoops, refresh before reply fail ^^
haha, use an action verb, zing!
Use an action verb.
Once you buy it, there’s no swapping!
Hmm…that was terrible. Am I a bad person?
Don’t worry.
Most of failblog already reserved their place in hell.
I got this nice little cabin on the edge of a burning, boiling, bubbling lake!
The upkeep is hell but the view is. . .oh. . . hell
Oh? Mines right next to the town of perpetual PMS.
hey, i think i lived with the mayor of that town!
She married you too?
Ack! She’s a bigamist bitch!
FAIL *FAIL*!
What’s your problem? It’s funny.
If you live the American way of double-standard, that’s *your* FAIL.
Here in Germany, we’re just not that infected with the religion disease.
Get some perspective. And a therapist to cure your “religion”.
I think the fail is the thought that anyone would want to drink sperm.
Why is that a fail? Exhibit A of your narrow-mindedness!
Dam it, is my A hanging out again?
Yeah, they cured Germany of Judaism a long time ago, didn’t they? I bet it is much better there now.
××, ×× ××Ø×× ×××Ŗ×Ø ××× ×¢×ש××. ×Ŗ×××!
×פ×Ŗ×¢×Ŗ ×××Ŗ× ×× ×¦’××קה
ļ¬±ļ¬²ļ¬³ļ¬“ļ¬µļ¬¶ ļ¬¶ļļ¬øļļ¬ŗ ļļļ³
hehe, nice try.
Sauerkraut
Jep. Not fail. This post is an American Fail.
I’m mostly amused by the Disney font that they used.
those things look giant, i would be intimidated to drink one
Spelling fail, anyone?
hear hear, (is usually ashamed of O.C.D.-ness)
Duble fail!
“popsy” (written as popsi) means in hugary a “butt”
So they came from thier butts?
Diarrhea sperm maybe?
Indeed, the first thing I noticed was the huge “butt” sign, and just after that the sperm and everything..:D
In the warm weather, there are Schwanz ice cream trucks driving around town. Maybe this is what happens to Schwanz ice cream if you let it melt.
Only if it’s an enormous schwanstuker.
I can’t tell the size of the Popsy from this photo–are they as big as they seem, or is that a forced perspective camera trick?
20ml is less than an ounce. It’s basically a shot.
20 ml is about 2 “loads” – remember the band 10 cc?
….
lol they look like sex toys
its a little thing called a regional spelling difference. you’d know about those if you weren’t such a dumbass yourself.
fail.
So are you supposed to spit or swallow it?
I have come to notice whenever the comment section of a failure reaches the 2nd page, I can longer post or see new comments on the first page.
I agree. I have to click “Show All” before mine appear, if a post of mine appears on page 2.
I would drink but only if I made it on my own!
*masturbates*
No Fail, Genius!!!! Too bad they’re not in the USA. The hit of the party season.
And again, this is no fail. It is intentional.
Spelling Fail.
its is? dumb ass.
mmmm, i want this drink poured all over my face!
bend over.
Vanilla caramel? Last time I had it, it tasted like onion and aluminum foil…
Sounds like a diet issue to me. Popsy wouldn’t taste that way if you quit eating so many onions and balls of aluminum foil.
OMG it was a joke. And I wasn’t eating that. It would have been the other person. Holy crap.
I think izzyboy was joking too…What a strange reaction.
Yes, kinda like a guilty over-reaction.
A reaction over guilt.
Im speechless…
I’m Mark, let’s dance..
This is not the fail you’re looking for.
Man, how did the guy who came up with that win a Nobel in economics?
Popsy…the choice of a new generation!
Interesting.
By the way, the submitter of the photo did a spelling fail. “Appetising?”
*sigh*
That’s the British spelling of the word. It’s not spelled wrong.
Spelling fail!
“Appetising” is how it is spelt in all the other English speaking countries. That is how it is spelt by the English, the country that sorta invented that language.
i had this before
I’ve had these before and they are actually pretty good. It’s a little shot and obviously it doesn’t look like a shot so I used to get away with sneaking these on the base all the time when I was deployed in Kosovo. They have other colors/flavors too like blue and green.
I dunno about you guys, but I’m thirsty.
The sperm is saying “I’m cumming” in German
FIRST!
SECOND!!!
lƶl
Popsy!
Now in cherry flavour!
For all those who’ve been wondering whether there is any truth in that pearl of perceived wisdom that the Germans have no sense of humour, THIS is a prime example of what Germans find funny.
And to think that I actually *chose* to live in Germany of my own free will…
This drink made me gay.
Spelling Fail
World citizen fail. That’s the correct British spelling.
Nice…
SPELLING FAIL! -Appetizing
Reading previous comments to make sure you’re not about to make an idiot of yourself before you post FAIL!
Don’t forget to swallow
that looks kind a nasty but very funny lol
spelling fail on the picture…
its is a grammar fail.
Its clearly intentional, so its not funny
How about spelling fail? It is spelled ‘appetizing’.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/appetising?jss=0
i’m sure it would appeal to a lot of people, actually.
WIN
FALCON PUNCH
|the kid|
appetizing is spelled with a z, not an s
Fail
come on, youre making a comment on failblog, if you make a mistake youre going to get exploited very heavily. (anyone else always have a dictionary.com tab whenever theyre on here?)
“cum on in and have one!”
Arrrrrgh to all the people that didn’t read the above comments and failed! Appetising is spelt with an S in all the other English speaking countries that don’t include America. Especially in England where they “invented” english.
Don’t be an English “failure” or world knowledge “failure” or reading previous comments “failure”.
WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE?!?! :O
Well I don’t see at all why this one is supposed to be a fail – and in regard to another question it is – Vanille-Caramel-Sahnelikƶr. Likƶr is an alcohol – this one in particular has 15% so it is just a nice marketing idea for a shot, obviously mainly for women.
I imagine it just tastes like melted vanilla ice cream
“Vanilla Caramel taste”… I bet all the women are thinking “I wish
“
Haha, my sister got one of those, the first moment i saw it i couldn’t stop laughing HAHA
hahah I actually brought one of these back for a friend from Vienna. I didn’t see it as a fail, I mean- I bought one! Funny stuff really
OMG, I’ve seen these! They sell them in the Channel Tunnel services (UK) xD!! They were -just- beside the checkout counter.
Keeping in mind that they (obviously) get people of all ages, and I seem to recall hearing youngsters asking something along the lines of…. “Mum, whats that?” or… “Mum, can I have one?”
Good times xD
It’s only spelt with a ‘Z’ in the states… Making you the dumb ass!!! American education system FAIL
It’s not actually supposed to be an appetizing drink. It’s Vanilla-Caramel-Cream liquor. The little sperm on top is saying “I’m coming” in German. So yes, the non-subtle sexual imagery is intended.
SPELLING FAIL!
its sperm you retards
chris, if you feel left out, you can always go back to joining the millions who make really dumb comments like that on youtube
And actually there is an other level of fail, because popsy means in hungarian kid’s language ass. (but it’s like pop shee)
I wonder if the manufacturers made a single penny/cent on this one…
In Switzerland was called “Sperm”….
And POPSI in hungarian means “ass”
lol
Wonder if its salty
I can confirm that this isn’t a fail but intent. You only have to read what the Sperm above says: “Ich komm’”, german for: “I come”
OMG I SAW THEM IN FRANCE
I bought a few of these in Poland when I was there for business. She and her friends tried them, but my girlfriend spit hers out. I am now dating her girlfriend who swallowed.
i have one of these no joke
this is not fail this was made for pranks or as funny gift, etc…