at the subsequent drug raid, he will be arrested by authorities, pending an examination of the contents of a mysteriously-placed ‘fire extinguisher’ in his locker. they will, of course, hope to find it filled with nitrous, and build a case where they allege he was going to unleash it at the next party for the enjoyment (or detriment) of all the partygoers, and charge large sums for said shared experience. then we can all sigh and mourn the planned party fail.
Last time I had dental work done, I ended up biting my lip because I stupidly tried to eat while it was still numb. Had to throw out my sandwich because blood isn’t a condiment I like very much.
lol
lol indeed.
I hope no one is looking for the Fire Extin……
It’s right below the sign.
In case of emergency open locker 493.
It’s locked, you idiot!
DUH. he was making a joke dumbass
in solviet russia dumbass makes joke
do you live in solviet russia?
next commenter’s gay
Just coming out.
and enjoying every second of it
OMG!!!! I DID IT!!!!!
you came out?
seems we both did.
*super* nice to meet you.
*super* nice to meet you too
Did you get caught doing it?
Aw, you changed your avi again… I kind of liked the balls-in-a-jar. Or did you not want to be associated with that?
Doesn’t matter with what I am associated. I just felt like a change
The winds of change dressing room?
oh. FAIL. boo.
Gay-Happy or Gay-Gay?
well I was hoping for someone called Gay to answer but that failed
that would have been funny.
Sorry, I’m late.
*speaking gayly*
gaylick
No, thanks.
cowlick perhaps?
moo
No that would not have been funny. That would have been “Gay”.
Did you see what I did there? I played along.
I saw what you did there. Do yo think it was worth it?
It is just a comment.
Are any comments worth it?
Were the first 2 worth it?
Was it worth it for the guy who created the profile name of “Gay” ?
Most likely no, but we are just joshing around
I enjoyed every minute and I’d do it all again. Yes We Can!
FIRST!
Not so much.
Tooth!
Spoon!
Lagoon!
Cocoon!
baboon
Cartoon!
buffoon
Doubloon!
Balloon!
maroon
Festoon
*swoon*
spittoon
Spermatozoon
raccoon
Gadzooks!
BOOM!
vagina?
Gina from VA?
Virginia Gin Association?
Virgin Ass?
The tastiest kind…. nothing like a young, tender donkey on a spit!
Except, of course, homemade baby.
I wonder if the above picture is at a radio station?
what the heck movie was that?
F#ck ..
Casca win!
..
that was where you got it Lunch?
I’ll bend over and show you a virgin ass.
eh, I’ll pass but thanks anyway.
Yes please.
Molar
Solar
Bipolar
What’s wrong with the fire extinguisher? I can’t see anything wrong with it because that locker is in the way.
The lock is red, can’t you see? That’s the color of fire!
I feel sorry for that kid who owns that locker.
at the subsequent drug raid, he will be arrested by authorities, pending an examination of the contents of a mysteriously-placed ‘fire extinguisher’ in his locker. they will, of course, hope to find it filled with nitrous, and build a case where they allege he was going to unleash it at the next party for the enjoyment (or detriment) of all the partygoers, and charge large sums for said shared experience. then we can all sigh and mourn the planned party fail.
Exactly.
Thats what she said
Nitrous what? Babies?
Nitrous Oxide — the gas McCain and Palin are breathing. Drill, baby, drill!
BTW, how are the 2th?
Hahah. The 2th is fine thanks, I just had a wonky face afterwards from the anaesthetic. Like this :/
Heeeeeeee! I’m glad it wasn’t as bad as you feared it would be.
It was quite fun in the end! I would definitely recommend to a friend.
I pictured your dentist as Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors. I couldn’t bring myself to mention that beforehand.
Now I’m picturing Loz as Bill Murray…
*sulks*
*bites tongue so he doesn’t make the joke about her wonky face*
or Jack Nicholson…
Heeeeeere’s Lozzy!
Last time I had dental work done, I ended up biting my lip because I stupidly tried to eat while it was still numb. Had to throw out my sandwich because blood isn’t a condiment I like very much.
“We like it VERY MUCH!”
No. Perishable homemade babies.
Don’t worry, with a little counselling you’ll be feeling better about yourself in no time!
At least they know how to accessoriz(s)e.
i caen speak english werry well
not funny
mee to!
Sandvich!
And I speak Emglih!
23rd!!!! 23rd!!!
I dont think it a fail its security is now 100x’s better
SECURITY WIN
thats more than half?
its less than 1%
are you sure?
yes its at least a sucess more protection, but they forgot the key and the combo for the locker
shucks.
Oh look theres a fire!
Then get the extinguisher! Anybody remember the combo?
Yes I do: F-A-I-L
(not an insult to you)
1….2….3…..4…..5
YES WE GOT IT OPEN!
another combo?!
down, right, A, B
*please insert a coin*
*inserts*
MARVEL VS CAPCOM!!!
errr…. why not?
You’re getting warmer
1, 2, 3, 3 is the damn combo
0,0,0,0
Finally after all these combos! I ve got it!
ACCESS DENIED
Open the locker! And somebody change the combination on my luggage!
I would like some luggage made of sapient pearwood.
Lol me too.
That would certainly save time at the baggage carousel… it’d just follow you off the plane.
no, i’m bill. Sure will be here shortly.
shirley not?
Of course I’m serious, and stop calling me Shirley!
No, Shirley won’t be coming with him this time.
but shaft is cumming to kill the fyre
He’s a bad . . .
ewww.
whut
He’s cumming?…..eww.
eew? sounds like your stomach, you’re hungry?
Well. I would enjoy a bagel.
a glazed one i guess
Swing and a miss
or is it mississippi?
or is it the bagel?
mmmmmmmmm…bagels.
THAT’S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU BILL!
but bagels are alright than.
is it more than half?
I don’t care anymore.
Bagels are holey.
Anyone know where this is? Missippi, perhaps?
you win most strenuous link of the day award! quick bend over.
It’s at Park Elementary.
What’s it doing in a park?
in case of emergency
All makes perfect sense.
That’s Elementary!
Making free range babies
Is there any other kind?
Yes, Homemade.
I stand corrected.
it’s at my school- OCHSA
Santa Ana, CA.
This is what fire extinguishers looked like before modern technology shrunk them to fit into a iPhone.
Why would you have a fire extinguisher in an iPhone?
I’ve got a fire extiguisher in my pants already…
doesn’t take technology to shrink it either. boom tsshhh. (sorry)
Doesn’t need much shrinking either no?
No it doesn’t, its just the right size. Thanks for the offer though.
Have to make sure you have the right one for the right fire. Don’t want to end uip spraying your foam one if it’s not necessary.
Duh!
Coolness, Convenience of course!
ouch…
couch…
In a tree….
Most boring thread of comments ever.
Agrees.
Hmm, make it more interesting!
*takes off shirt*
Sweet juses.
*secretly masturbates*
*compares* …well, shit. *sulks*
*not so secretly masturbates*
Woah… who brings loaded guns into guns 101? Its just not justified without a firing range.
Unless he’s firing a blank…
O.o You appear to be one post off in all of today’s posts…
It is his/her modus operandi
Yup, you can say it’s his M.O.
AR we going to let it continue?
Well I doubt it, but if we did that would be SOPer.
Still don’t know my gender eh?
That’s about the nicest I’ve ever heard someone say that.
The school had a fire drill.
*drags qwerty back into this fail*
When did fire drill mean “find the fire extinguisher sign behind the locker”
Since it was a hide-and-go-seek drill.
or-burn-in-simulated-flames
at least it doesn’t say ‘fire exit’
I had a locker that had this same thing happen.
And all of a sudden, when Locker 493 was opened, a fire extinguisher popped out and knocked Hugh Jass right on his huge @$$.
OMG GUYS THIS IS MY LOCKER IN VICENZA ITALY!!!
wow….nothing has been said for years………..I’m lonely.
JK
whose locker is this?