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3rd 1st
2th 2nd
OMFG 2nd!
I can’t believe I did it! I’m so prowd of my self!
*gives Spike a cookie*
*hopes that cookie has a tranquillizer in it*
What…? He’s just so happy he got the second issue of his magazine…
Highlights?
Ranger Rick?
Fail
So what are you supposed to do with children on Monday?
You use the other side I guess.
No! No children allowed on mondays, then it’s cleaning day. Meaning if a child is present on monday its world will be thrown upside down!
Take them to Sweet Cheeks, the EMO day care.
Anal registration begins today!
Try not to look so excited about it
But dude! They give free gloves if you come early!
I just told that because your level of enthusiasm could lead Vienna to flirt with you. But if you really want to…
I hear he likes it if you wear the child predator gloves…
the free gloves cost 500 yen
NICE! Does it come with beer????
why the hell would it come with beer?
Recognizing references to old fail FAIL.
good times, goood times
So THATS where white trash are born
No offence intended
ROFL
Not born idiot, they are CARED for.
so if they’re not born an idiot, they are sure to be carefully developed into one?
It takes a strict regime and education to make the best of idiots.
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Oh, whew! I was raised by wolves, so that’s a huge relief.
Takes a dragon to raise hell.
Classic nature vs. nurture…
*wonders if the trash can is considered “nature” or “nurture”*
*thinks it’s more like “classical conditioning”*
White trash *IS* born. And they’re not born there. Well, except maybe. That’d really be trashy.
Sure the place is a dump, but it’s a lot better to leave your kids with Oscar the Grouch than with, say, Oscar Wilde.
Oscar the Grouch has babysat kids since Sesame St. began.
Don’t diminish the importance of Bert and Earnest.
I would totally leave my (hypothetical) children with Oscar Wilde. I’ve often felt that he would get along very well here on Failblog with us!
“The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.”
Will they help emo children get ready for kendergarden at affordable rates
How come no one has referenced the baby bin or ‘this is not a bin’ yet?!
You heathens!
Bin? Baby, that’s a dumpster.
What a charming word…
But a ‘dumpster’ is still a bin!
Patience is a virtue madame. This bin-like object is in fact a high-quality day care with ho-made foods and regular juses-based lessons in a well poiced neighborhood, and yes our water is totally free of metalic-oxide salts!
That is SO UNNATURAL. I bet it didn’t happen 20 years ago!
Because we’ve progressed as a society to the point where mothers are looking to dumpsters as day care providers for their infants, instead of as a new home for the little poo factories. The next step is to get young mothers to view dumpsters as baby playgrounds, and then eventually we’ll ween them off the idea of putting their babies in dumpsters altogether. Critical to the success of this plan is not mentioning the previous phase. All it takes is one mother getting nostalgic for the old days, and then before you know it, we will have regressed back toe bad old days.
Look, it’s a Nebraska day care!
DARN ITS A SATURDAY!
where do you live? by my watch the day is Tuesday *completely misses everything*
You need to get your watch fixed, then, because it’s Wednesday.
Except in the parts of the world where it is Thursday.
What about weekend care? What, no going out?
Not going out, sure. This is what buying minors cost you.
What about old people care?
what about it?
I hear that they are happy with some food and a microphone
Just make sure the food is properly seasoned.
Of course, I guess that’s what the microphone is for.
i wonder how big trash can should be?
before or after cremation?
i think before – there is no use of dead old people.
fertilizer.
Scarecrows!
Canoes
Sleds
sex toys!
Soylent Green!
Everyone above who replied to majzok has a sick mind.
Gratsi!
History lessons.
Memories and stories.
Soylent Green.
What about monday? I can’t put my kids in a dumpster on Monday?!
Monday is the Union meeting of questionable produce.
Do I need to add a number to that?
Nice legs, though.
apparently you and I are the only two to notice.
I noticed them, they are magnificient.
I noticed as well, and was wondering why no one else had. Slim waist, too. Who cares about the dumpster? SHAPELY LEGS FTW!
Failed fail or Title fail:
the text on the bin reads CHILDcare not DAY care.
This is not a fail. Normally trash cans that belong to certain houses in a street are numbered according to the number of house in the street. Let’s say the house is numbered 51st Hether st. then the trash can will have the same address because it belongs to the house. and trash cans that belong to public places have that place’s name written on them. Since that large bin belongs to that kindergarten, it has “Child Care Tues-Fri” written on it.
(this is so the garbage truck workers would know what house to return the trash can to.)
so the day care centre is called ‘child care tues -fri’? that’s a bit of an exact name… and you fail for being serious
Maybe Helen Tuesday and Frieda O’Connell run the day care. That would explain the name.
Pshaw! Helen Tuesday wouldn’t know how to run a day care if her life depended on it!
Yeah, the parents would get awfully upset if their children were returned to the wrong place after spending the day at the dump.
That’s where I drop all of my kids off
Really? I prefer to drop my kids off at the pool.
*sploosh*
I tried the pool, apperently it’s illegal to drown infants so the dumpster works better. Besides, you don’t have to go through the hassle of trying them to cinder blocks so they stay down.
yes that lawyer of yours is correct chucking babies in dumpsters is perfectly legit.
Yes…but not on weekends…or Mondays.
He said it’s ILLEGAL with an I and two l’s jackass.
You’re trying.
Maybe he should stay down.
looks legit, i’d send my unborn children
inside or outside a condom?
Dumpster sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would both suffice?
Smile! if you are not wearing an underwear.
Is this “Day Care Fail” or “Day Care Win?”
I’d say it’s a “skivving off parenting win.”
I’m more concerned with how the dumpster looks like it’s stalking nice-legs over there.
dude…is that from csuEASTBAY!?!?
Anyone from MA?
“Baby,
Safe Haven!
Baby,
Safe Haven!”
Deffinatly a girl in super short shorts in the back ground lol
that girl in the top right looks pretty hot.
that’s from CSU East Bay. i’ve seen it.
Dont worry saturday thru monday the dumpster down the street is open.
You mean that’s not normal?
test
sdfgdfgsdfg
it’s a secret message from the day care dumpster hideout?
drop off