Unfortunately, not so. In the bottom in the beginning of the clip I can see that the clips is from Arizona. That means those are mostly likely illegal immigrants from Mexico with some guy running them across.
Yes, they were illegals. This happens here all the time. My parents had 20 or so chased through their yard one night, and another night they had a helicopter hovering 40 feet above the house at 3am, using the spotlight to find a couple dozen in the bushes in our backyard. That part’s gotten better with the new enforcement, but the chases like that, especially with fatalities both of the illegals and we innocent civilians, are much more common now.
Gotta be honest, using the word “illegals” to refer to people has always bothered me. If they’ve crossed the border without proper documentation then they’ve certainly done something illegal, but calling them “illegals” gives the impression that their very existence is against the law. An embezzler has also committed a crime, but we don’t call him or her an illegal. So call them what they are: undocumented workers.
Sadly true… recently here in NJ, some “undocumented workers” were interviewed, and they are going back to Mexico and South America because of the situation. They figure, if they’re going to live in poverty, they should at least do it with their families, in their own home towns.
Things will get better when Barack Obama wins office. In fact, I predict that things will reverse and there will be Americans sneaking into Mexico by the millions.
Poor people that got caught. “Americans” are illegal too only real legal people here are Indians but then again here where i live this was once mexico’s land so ….
I counted 30 exactly, I thought “wow, thats alot of people” around the time that the tenth person came out… lol. At the 17th I was just like “that’s ridiculous…”
I think there is a world record for most people stuffed into a WV bug and it’s 18 adults… come on! They could do better! I’d expect 50+ people could be stuffed into a van!
Maybe there really were 50+ people in the van. It’s entirely possible that the ones running away were cushioned by friends and family who were snugly nestled alongside them in the vehicle only to be paralyzed (or scared witless) by the crash.
Also, in scenarios like these, one can expect to find someone else stuffed into a glove compartment or wheel-well, patiently awaiting rescue/Jesus.
More like 30. I counted 28, with a couple possibilities for more, I’m pretty sure I missed one, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the van has a few more inside…
I tried counting the number of people there. Got to fourteen, then the camera zoomed out, but there had to be more than twenty people running out of the car and God knows how many knocked out cold inside.
.
.
In other words: OMGWTF?!?!
I counted 26 running and the driver of the other car standing there. if they average 150lbs each that is 3900lbs of people in the van. Its not suprising the brakes FAIL!
here in AZ we call those “mexican hand granades” because when it happens it’s like a granade went off……bodies everywhere.
as far as the BP guys? they roll their eyes and think “here we go again”
and to think…..our tax dollars go to fix these guys up and fly them home to try again.
I’d say at the very least they all cushioned the blow for each other.
Keep in mind that half the people in that car are probably now living on potato farms in the United States, and chances are they’ll get fake ID’s with which to vote.
They’re probably better off than the ones who have to run with a bag of narcotics hidden in their digestive system. The things some people have to do to stay alive…
They’re probably better off than the ones who have to go back and forth across the border to swallow and then crap out smuggled narcotics. Junkies, be warned: your crack may have come out of an impoverished Mexican’s crack.
These guys just love Mother Earth. They are trying to carpool to save money and then they are running for help for the remaing 14 people in the car who are injured. Why does everyone assume that they are illegals? Sheesh
there’d only be around 8 seats in that car, and if there was that many people in the car, that means that like 20 people would be without seatbelts.
=illegal
gg
Yes, because that’s why they came here. To vote. And everyone knows all you need to vote is an ID. Not a verified SS# and voter registration or anything. . . Must be another liberal conspiracy.
In a way you could say it was. They were technically leaving the area without permission and they did have to climb over a fence to get out of where they were.
horribly wrong, sorry. I count 28 btw. In the last picture frame, some shade suddenly leaves the bus, it could have been the start of a bigger explosion or a person leaving it.
What really boggles my mind is that most people would bring personal possessions at least in the form of cloths or other basics. In other words that was like 25 people AND their luggage in a vehicle that should seat 8 without cargo.
It is. Swarm theory. When a predator is confronted with a large swarm, it can’t pick out a single one to attack. That’s why they usually go for the sick or the young (or maybe because the young are so tender…)
If you can fit 25+ Mexicans into an 8 person van, you could probably get about 100 in a motor home/RV. Add another 20 or so in the trailer that the RV will undoubtedly be towing.
Fucking Mexicans… the most fucked up thing is: is that if they would have broadsided me, I get out and start shooting them *I* would get in trouble.
You want a better economy? Close the borders and shoot to kill any piece of shit that wants to sneak in.
The poor law abiding innocent person in the car that got hit might have injuries for life now all because of some worthless beaner that was illegal and running from cops.
I am glad someone finally had the courage to address the importance of shooting people who are involved in automobile accidents. And in a forum where such sheer bravery will have the most impact: FAIL Blog. Generations to come will look back with teary eyes and bulging pride at Jeff, the man who taught the world how important it is to protect the rights of every white man to murder every brown man who hits his car.
Sleep the sleep of the brave tonight, Jeff. You’re a real American hero.
*cobbles together pieces of scrap metal* Hee Haw, in the absence of official recognition, I would like to award you my personal Burn Of The Week for your extraordinary wit and nesting abillities. Congratulations, and may Jeff be caught in a never-ending shame spiral for the rest of his life!
~
This last message brought to you by the redundancy department of redundancy.
If you really are passionate about this particular political issue, I suggest you avoid racial slurs. Also, you would get in trouble no matter who you shot. Y’know, that whole “All men are created equal” thing our country was founded on? All men have the right to not get shot for a hit and run, regardless of their country of origin.
No no, you shoot them in the leg and drag them back so they can pay for your damn car if it takes their paychecks for the rest of their miserable lives. Also regardless of their country of origin.
And so where would you be if you were born in a poor country, and raising a family, but have fallen on hard times, and are now having great difficulty putting food on the table. Now imaging that you are living next to the richest place on earth; the land of opportunity; the home of the Free; and a land built by immigrants?
If you were a good man, you would do whatever you could to improve your family’s lives. That may very well be to go to that rich country, by any means necessary (and possibly illegal), and make a wage that you can send back home. Mind you, you know you will be working harder than almost anyone in that rich country, and for a salary that is worse than almost any in that country.
If you think you would do the above, then you must have some compassion and understanding for them. If you do not, then you sir are a douchbag.
why does everyone always say that the illegals are taking our jobs, when all of the big companies are giving them away to countries like india. it is rare to call a company and talk to someone who speaks clear english, and i am not talking about spanish.
and how many people from the upper classes would do the jobs that they do. the jobs that they are doing help our country run smoothly. so the next person to complain about them “taking our jobs” needs to live a day in their shoes!!!
this is hilarious, but i feel bad for the person who got hit. i flew through denver CO this past weekend and read an article about their illegal immigrant drivers and how many of the total fatal accidents are caused because of them
the person we should be sympathizing for is the innocent driver that got hit, that van was going pretty fast i’m sure that the driver of the green car needed a doctor and who will pay for the medical bills of the person(s) that were following the law?
the news said 20 passengers and a driver. looks like other commuters are looking in the van, and trying to run after them.
one blistering hot saturday, we drove past a semi, pulled over by many copcars. along the freeway maybe 100 poor illegals, sitting and frying in 117 degrees, about noon. the cops said we could go get a couple of cases of cold water in bottles.
the “coyote” in cuffs said, “hey, dont I get any water”? snicker, (ah the opportunities a gracious universe gives us sometimes)…
This video reminded me of this ant’s nest I accidentally kicked one time. All these little ants just kept pouring out of the hole in the side of the nest in a seemingly neverending stream.
every heard the joke “how do you count the number of mexicans on the freeway? just count the number of vans and multiply by 30.” never knew it was that accurate in the end.
It’s very possible some of them did break bones. Some of the now naturalised but previously illegal Mexicans I have talked to here in AZ were told horror stories of Guantanamo Bay style things done to illegal immigrates by our border patrol, usually by the coyotes that are running them across so that they will pay more and be more compliant.
They were in so much fear of getting caught, the pain of a broken arm or even possibly a leg wouldn’t keep them from running for a hiding place.
Arizona Car Dealership flyer reads as follows:
New 2009 Chevy Tahoe
Seats 6 comfortably
7 legally
and 30 on a tight budget
The LS edition comes with 3 months free of XM RADIO (you just pay $400 for the installation)
Also available with side airbags and Central Air
That happened just 20 mi from where I live. Channel 3 was filming in the area when the pilot saw the van driving recklessly. 3 people were badly injured (other cars), and as the local talk radio host says, “they scattered like cockroaches”. THe Coyotes need to be locked up in a cage, and the key thrown away.
what the hell?!? these comments are completely irrevelent to the video! They must have been illegal immigrants or something. and i bet at least one person is going to say “FAIL” to this. whatever
That looks like an enviroment win to me. Car pool FTW
first (over xtreme xD)
your mom thinks back on her youth and regrets being ‘pro life.’ May you be impotent you f***ing loser!
Fucking euro trash
getting first place fail~~~
I could almost hear the Benny Hill theme music playing…
There wasn’t any playing? Listening fail I guess.
There wasnt any Nazi’s either, unfortunately. (joke)
Plural form fail!
more like joke fail.
and a good old fashioned double apostrophe fail
double apostrophe = quotation mark fail
Fail 1 = wasnt
Fail 2 = Nazi’s
Fail 3 = Net Handle Whompa1
poor grammar fail. there wasn’t any nazi’s? there WEREN’T any naziS.
Good game, you win one goldwin point !
Godwin fail? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwins_law
reading fail? he wrote goldwin not godwin
Dude……WOW
ellipsis fail.
Unfortunately, not so. In the bottom in the beginning of the clip I can see that the clips is from Arizona. That means those are mostly likely illegal immigrants from Mexico with some guy running them across.
Still, it’s a carpool. Even if they’re carpooling across the border.
They are using the 999% of the van. That is more than a half!
Previous picture post tie-in WIIIIN!
999% of the van! That’s gotta be the burn of the week!
Where is burn of the week?
Understanding what “burn” means fail.
FailBlog post reference WIN
Lol!! Comment WIN!
Comment win!!!!!
Hahahahaha!! Best comment WIN!
tie in win
They’re probably running to a job for an American Business owner.
They’re probably running back to Mexico for economic stability.
Damned illegal aliens, taking the injuries of real Americans.
patriotism fail
Yes, they were illegals. This happens here all the time. My parents had 20 or so chased through their yard one night, and another night they had a helicopter hovering 40 feet above the house at 3am, using the spotlight to find a couple dozen in the bushes in our backyard. That part’s gotten better with the new enforcement, but the chases like that, especially with fatalities both of the illegals and we innocent civilians, are much more common now.
Boring story FAIL.
Gotta be honest, using the word “illegals” to refer to people has always bothered me. If they’ve crossed the border without proper documentation then they’ve certainly done something illegal, but calling them “illegals” gives the impression that their very existence is against the law. An embezzler has also committed a crime, but we don’t call him or her an illegal. So call them what they are: undocumented workers.
Or maybe even “people”.
*wonders how bad things have to be for ANYONE to come HERE for economic stability.*
♪♪ its no fun being an illegal alien ♪♪
*and I don’t expect the younguns to know the song*
NoFX???
♪♪ born in east L.A. ♪♪
Sadly true… recently here in NJ, some “undocumented workers” were interviewed, and they are going back to Mexico and South America because of the situation. They figure, if they’re going to live in poverty, they should at least do it with their families, in their own home towns.
That’s not to say that immigrants, regardless of their status, aren’t also innocent.
Damn illegal aliens, taking the injuries of real Americans!
Things will get better when Barack Obama wins office. In fact, I predict that things will reverse and there will be Americans sneaking into Mexico by the millions.
Poor people that got caught. “Americans” are illegal too only real legal people here are Indians but then again here where i live this was once mexico’s land so ….
Well, gee wizz. I NEVER would have guessed the were illegal immigrants!!!
Thanks for clarifying.
ya, i noticed that right off the bat, and it kinda made me sad
my first thought
This is why you dont’t drink and drive
This is DEFINITELY a carpool win!
THAT CAR DID A BARREL ROLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And welcome to America!
it’s almost like a squished spider
BABIES
EVERYWHERE
^roffle
FIRST YAY ^^ MY FIRST FIRST
1) All “FIRST” posts are automatic FAILS.
2) Your first FIRST wasn’t even FIRST. FAIL!
I don’t like you
I don’t like brussel sprouts.
you = brussel sprouts?
Dell computers suck!
Sarah Palin for President! Oh, wrong site.
vote for the milf.
Mother or Man?
I’ll guess it’s not Muslim….
how the hell did Dell computers get into this?
I don’t like brussel sprouts either. Little freaking
cabbages. *acts disgusted*
I think this is more of a clown car win.
An ILLEGAL clown car win!
I don’t know, but I bought an Ubuntu Dell and Everything Just Works.
Apple computers cost too much.
All the other ones suck.
Am I the only person who doesn’t find Sarah Palin very attractive? She looks like Peggy Hill.
“Sarah Palin for President Oh, wrong site.”
Nope, you’re at the right site. it’s a fail.
Win
Vote #1. Burn of Za Week
WIN!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh, nope, wrong reply. you suck at life, go ahead and retire -God
previous failblog post reference win!
Brussel sprouts!?
:masturbates:
You mean FAIL FAIL!
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
We need a lake here!
Really, this rapidly raging river is a royal pain!
Alliterative fail
No we need a moat with alligators with freaking lazer beams
second!
Counting Fail
do you see a second above xtreme’s post? I don’t, sorry… see my above post btw
Shut up.
any rants are automagically a fail.
any Bjorn is an automatic fail
it’s lame to call “First”
twice as lame to call “Second”
I CALL FIFTH!!!
Bienvenidos to Arizona – this happens here all the time, no kidding…
did anyone count? I was at like 17 people but the camera angle was bad.
Crazy immigrants. Jeez.
I counted 22
I counted 27
counting fail.
Originality Fail
I knew some moron out there was counting how many people got out of the van.
Aww… ::goes to the corner and mourns the five minutes forever lost trying to count them::
i know i was…after about 10 you really start to think…
I have OCD jackass
(24)
I’m pretty sure it was AT least 28
18 people in van = ORGY oooh yeah.. bit crowed dont you think??
I now.. I “FAIL” at punctuation, you fail for noticing.
You fail at spelling too, you now that?
Now or know? Spelling fail times 2.
Yous fial @ speling tu, youz know dat?
any your own attempts a spelling seem to have ended in a fail xaethos
You fail at spelling too, you “know” that?
now we Know…
And knowing is half the battle.
now, now, we all KNOW he’s not the only one…
^ Leniency fail. He was trying his bestest!
you do too.
You failed at KNOWing the difference between now and know.
So do you.
You now that? Another spelling fail for xaethos.
You fail at spelling too.
Pointing out a spelling fail FAIL!
That wasn’t a very nice thing to say, was it know?
Spelling something wrong while correcting another person’s spelling fail…
lol ur not so great urself. it’s spelled KNOW
And you, dear sir (or madam) fail at homonyms.
I’m quite sure I fail at proper sentence construction. Wouldn’t our English teachers be completely appalled?
Spelling and commenting fail.
Funny-comment-attempt fail!
you effing kill me…this was funnier than the video
You fail at more than punctuation.
“crowed”
not too crowded. There is plenty of room under the seats for peeps. We Americans are so wasteful of everything.
YOU fail… Thems were people, not crows.
18 people in a 15 passenger van? Yes, it’s a little crowded.
I got 26 but i could have missed so during the zoom out
I counted 30 exactly, I thought “wow, thats alot of people” around the time that the tenth person came out… lol. At the 17th I was just like “that’s ridiculous…”
I also counted 27.
i counted 32
I second 22.
i counted about 73!!!
there was 27 of them.
All of you fail for being nerds.
no duh it happens all the time. what’s your name? Jose? that’s what i thought.
Are you people the aftermath of the news article?
how much for the Kerfuffle?
But…she’s not a minor!
Oh then its not wrong or illegal!
Wow! I counted about 20!
23! Wow, that’s alot to be jammed in a vehicle!
Maybe they side-parked the van at the end of a tunnel. A tunnel that runs below the border.
The skaven are emerging! Hide your loved ones! Oh, and your cheese!
Warhammer reference WIN!
Are you Dracula’s penis?
Yes, yes I am.
oh and if anyone says i fail they automatically fail twice, and so does their family
You seem very defensive, people yell fail at you a lot?
Dracula’s penis fails?
Not enough blood…
Burn of the Week nomination!
Burn of the Week nomination!
But when aroused…blood sausage?
lol
pay that
schwing!
Zing!
never except a bj from a vampire…will only end in tears
Epic win
I know you are, but what am I?
I think there is a world record for most people stuffed into a WV bug and it’s 18 adults… come on! They could do better! I’d expect 50+ people could be stuffed into a van!
vehicle identification fail
Acronym Fail
Maybe there really were 50+ people in the van. It’s entirely possible that the ones running away were cushioned by friends and family who were snugly nestled alongside them in the vehicle only to be paralyzed (or scared witless) by the crash.
Also, in scenarios like these, one can expect to find someone else stuffed into a glove compartment or wheel-well, patiently awaiting rescue/Jesus.
WV bug? wolksvagen? maybe the letters on my car are in the wrong order…
More like 30. I counted 28, with a couple possibilities for more, I’m pretty sure I missed one, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the van has a few more inside…
I counted 22 on first attemp, so at minimum 22…
passion parties! i spent a good half hour looking at that site. somebody put a lot of work into that thing. is it working? is your pyramid growing?
I tried counting the number of people there. Got to fourteen, then the camera zoomed out, but there had to be more than twenty people running out of the car and God knows how many knocked out cold inside.
.
.
In other words: OMGWTF?!?!
Youtube community counts up to 28, but averages on 26 people (mexicans?).
Yeah, I tried a second time and got 27. I’d love to see the expression on the border guards’ faces when they saw what they were dealing with.
I got 27 too.
There could be some people still left inside, of course!
It’s like the Tokyo subway at rush hour!
I counted 26 running and the driver of the other car standing there. if they average 150lbs each that is 3900lbs of people in the van. Its not suprising the brakes FAIL!
Border guards aren’t phased by this sort of thing anymore. This sort of thing is a daily occurrence.
here in AZ we call those “mexican hand granades” because when it happens it’s like a granade went off……bodies everywhere.
as far as the BP guys? they roll their eyes and think “here we go again”
and to think…..our tax dollars go to fix these guys up and fly them home to try again.
You make it sound like Mexicans aren’t people.
I’d say at the very least they all cushioned the blow for each other.
Keep in mind that half the people in that car are probably now living on potato farms in the United States, and chances are they’ll get fake ID’s with which to vote.
They’re probably better off than the ones who have to run with a bag of narcotics hidden in their digestive system. The things some people have to do to stay alive…
whymustyoueatmycommentsyoudumbassfailblogyou… >:(
Was it this crowded on the ’special’ bus state?
They’re probably better off than the ones who have to go back and forth across the border to swallow and then crap out smuggled narcotics. Junkies, be warned: your crack may have come out of an impoverished Mexican’s crack.
I buy only cruelty-free crack.
You can get it at Whole Foods!
Working at Whole Foods is very much like being on the game Survivor. Your team-mates can vote you off the island. That’s cruel enough for me.
I LOLd
Then I barfed.
These guys just love Mother Earth. They are trying to carpool to save money and then they are running for help for the remaing 14 people in the car who are injured. Why does everyone assume that they are illegals? Sheesh
LOL!
there’d only be around 8 seats in that car, and if there was that many people in the car, that means that like 20 people would be without seatbelts.
=illegal
gg
I’m not sure about Arizona, but in Virginia it’s legal to ride without a seatbelt as longb as you are not in the front seat and over 16.
Look, up in the sky!
It’s a bird…
it’s a plane…
it’s…
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
And his sidekick, You’re Kidding, Right?
As long as they vote for Obama…
win.
I was going to go there, but I decided Pundit Kitchen is down the corridor… next to Abuse and Head Beatings.
Yes, because that’s why they came here. To vote. And everyone knows all you need to vote is an ID. Not a verified SS# and voter registration or anything. . . Must be another liberal conspiracy.
If I could sneak into America to vote, I would. It would be worth the plane ticket.
I highly doubt these people would cross the border to acquire fake Id’s with which to vote.
I counted 24 or 25…
Anyway, was that a prison break or what?
I counted eleventy-four.
Yes, many prisons are located inside of vans.
In a way you could say it was. They were technically leaving the area without permission and they did have to climb over a fence to get out of where they were.
Nah, no one got knocked out in the vehicle, there was too much human padding for anyone to get hurt.
Tell that to the guy on the bottom
Did I just count TWENTY TWO people?!?
I don’t know, DID YOU?
They were all wearing the same clothes o.O
Lol
Ninjas!
Ninjas deft at running, not driving I would suppose…
Ninja Chavs!!!
FIRST!!!!!
horribly wrong, sorry. I count 28 btw. In the last picture frame, some shade suddenly leaves the bus, it could have been the start of a bigger explosion or a person leaving it.
depends…was it an american car?
One of them might be a relative of mine lolz, I would say it’s a fake but I’ve seen that here in Mexico xDDD
Small Child: Mr. Owl, How many Mexicans CAN you fit into the back of a White Ford Van?
Mr. Owl: Let’s find out
1…
2..
3..
4..
5..
…
55…
…
Small Child: Mr. Owl, How many Mexicans CAN you fit into the back of a White Ford Van?
Mr. Owl: One more.
LOLLLL
I LOL-ed!
»I find this so hillarious«
Shfifty Four, Shfifty Five….
no more beer for you
Q: How many Mexicans can you fit into a 1995 Jeep Cherokee?
A: No, seriously. I’m headed to McAllen for Thanksgiving and I might need the point of reference.
Is anyone else looking at this and going “Oh hay, ilegal immigrants… real clowns would have made this funnier…”
YES!! I was a little disappointed.
…until I lost count somewhere around 20. Then I was impressed again.
No. Clowns are just creepy.
And illegal immigrants aren’t?
Hey. . . some of my best acquaintances are clowns
Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me.
Fail on meeting the expectations set by the title! I wanted clowns too. All those guys are probably up here in Washington picking apples now.
what really happened is that the van crashed on top of the entrance to an underground bunker full of illegal mexicans
Damn… So does that mean there are more still down there?
lolz
The molemen you mean?
molexicans?
Molestors?
Wearing Child Predator Gloves?
Molest-I-Cans?
Morlocks, you mean?
Dude! They are still coming out. That was FUNNY!
Illegal Alien WIN!
“La Policia! Immigracion! Corre! Corre!”
This reminds me of those creepy moments when you step on a spider and it explodes into a hundred tiny ones.
Those are its babies.
Does that mean the van was an adult Mexican, and those guys running are baby Mexicans?
You aren’t stepping hard enough.
And they’re delicious.
*gag* *gag* *choke*
I had hoped to get through this week without the dry heaves. Fail.
A Lego Rock Raiders monster was killed! (it explodes into thousands of tiny monsters)
This is a common problem:
you are confusing real life with World of Warcraft.
I don’t think mexicans do that when you step on them.
Democrate vote round up?
ye ahcha s sedbyre pu blcanmo rons
It’s like watching a bunch of ants in a line…
I can’t believe how many people came out of that thing!! My jaw just dropped to the ground.
3 second rule!
Illegal drivers crashing innocents and spewing out more illegals from the vans is what liberals have in mind for America.
Yes that’s exactly what liberals have in mind for America. You nailed the conspiracy nail on the head! Bravo! (sarcasm)
Damn, now he knows what 99% (that’s more than half!) of the people have in their minds!
Damn, now he knows what 99% (that’s more than half!) of the people have in their minds!
Who said that? Aaargh, all those echoes in my head…
Very haunting…
But he’s got the right spirit!
This is turning into an animated discussion!
Broken record
I’m going to go ahead and assume that you’re retarded, unless you were joking. God, I hope that you were joking.
its hard to tell isnt it?
Not if you examine his ethos
Open yourself to the possibility that even if he were joking, he might still be retarded.
Yes, he was joking. Liberals don’t actually WANT illegal immigants to crash before they make it to the polling booths, that would be silly.
Sending the economy into a depression so bad that no Mexican would bother crossing is the conservative plan. Win!
no no no. what liberals have in mind is ripping babies from wombs while burning the flag. get your facts straight, please.
That’s nice dear. *pats you on the head*
Political comments fail.
I can see why the other driver didn’t attempt to exchange insurance…
Dear Failblog,
Please repost this with the benny hill song playing through it
the internet demands it
thnx
I second this demand.
i third it
First! Oh, wait, I mean fourth
I 5rd it.
2th this motion.
fifth and could somebody try and re-edit it with clowns
Damn you! I was going to pull that joke!
Your wish is my command.
Link from username…I hope.
@#$%^ comment-eating failblog
Gaaaaaaah last try.
go to YouTube, search for: ohno999999yahoocom
%username% have captured the forward spawn!
?
LEAVE THE INJURED!!
WOW. . .
o/~ Turn on the light, and watch them run! o/~
FIRST!
It’s my birthday, so it’s cool.
counting FAIL
happy birthday… you’re the most literate one year old I’ve ever encountered.
Even better than me?
ROFL
Next person to comment is Loz.
Sorry, you fail.
BAYONET THE INJURED!!
Packed in like sardines, probabaly aren’t any injured.
too bad that guy in the car that got hit didn’t have a gun on him.
could’ve just picked them all off near point blank range.
Normally that wouldn’t be funny, but if someone totaled my car and then ran I’d take them out too.
I counted 24
What really boggles my mind is that most people would bring personal possessions at least in the form of cloths or other basics. In other words that was like 25 people AND their luggage in a vehicle that should seat 8 without cargo.
Never try to be an illegal immigrant…you would get caught within 5 minutes dragging your ‘cloths’ behind you.
…on second thought, live the dream!
Helloooo, I’m Sandos Los Immingrantos, and here’s my luggage offiser!
No, that does NOT happen. Only personal possesions are the wish to WORK and bunch of dreams.
They should dream about fixing their own country so they can WORK there.
I count only 23.
only.
doh!
Wow. Where is the border patrol?
Making sure they don’t get out…
In the helicopter?
It looks like an anthill
silly mexicans
silly american
BURN!
Trix are for kids.
In Soviet Russia, Mexicans immigrate You!
wow epic getting-away strategy lol
It is. Swarm theory. When a predator is confronted with a large swarm, it can’t pick out a single one to attack. That’s why they usually go for the sick or the young (or maybe because the young are so tender…)
Exactly – look at how the driver of the other vehicle starts trying to chase them but then can’t figure out which one to chase and he gives up.
Either that or he suddenly realizes that he is in an extraordinarily large amount of pain.
The second one is funnier.
Cannibal! Run!
I counted 24, I heard they caught most of them
“….Do you guys want to swap insurance info?”
how is that a clown car fail? if anything it’s a clown car success!
p.s. i count 27, let’s call them, fugitive aliens…
Aliens??!? *makes hat out of tin foil*
*hides*
tin foil?… but they’re attracted to shiny things… and tin foil is shiny…
how’re you going to protect your brain now?
*goes to find glass of water and bat*
and that’s why i’ll never live near a corn field… ever.
i saw that movie!
It’s a clown car fail, because the car is way too big.
Now if this happened in a Festiva, that would be hilarious!
I also thought this is a big WIN.
Clearly edited. Same clothing, same running stride.
OLOLOLOL
LOL Fail
OMGPHOTOSHOPPEDLOLCANOROFLCOPTERFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKE!
yeah, I hate ‘Fake’ posters…
Yeah, it was definitely Photoshopped.
Did they break the record for having most people in a car? If they didn’t then they should award them the record for sheer effort. CLOWN CAR WIN!!!
This is illegal immigrant win and Bush administration fail
I wonder if even as we watch this, there are still Mexican Ninjas coming out of that van.
Deep in our hearts, there will always be Mexican Ninjas coming out of that van.
So that is why tacos cause heart-burn….
Oh that made me chuckle.
HAHA I would say burn of the week, but it’s not a Burn.
COMMENT OF THE WEEK!
Damn why didn’t that van just burst into flames would’ve saved some American tax money!!
In what way?
you are a loser
Mexicans = 25+ in a van only big enough to fit 8.
Old White People = A retired couple in a motor home big enough to fit 50.
Mexicans are the greenest people in AZ I swear. Even the legal ones still carpool like 10 people in a 2 seat pickup.
If you can fit 25+ Mexicans into an 8 person van, you could probably get about 100 in a motor home/RV. Add another 20 or so in the trailer that the RV will undoubtedly be towing.
Don’t forget about the number you could just put on top of the RV itself…
No thats India and the top of the train your thinking of…
compression WIN!
Fucking Mexicans… the most fucked up thing is: is that if they would have broadsided me, I get out and start shooting them *I* would get in trouble.
You want a better economy? Close the borders and shoot to kill any piece of shit that wants to sneak in.
The poor law abiding innocent person in the car that got hit might have injuries for life now all because of some worthless beaner that was illegal and running from cops.
Dude, without the mexicans your economy would have collapsed years ago.
Cleanse the gene pool: shoot yourself.
Wow
agreed
Bravo, sir, bravo.
I am glad someone finally had the courage to address the importance of shooting people who are involved in automobile accidents. And in a forum where such sheer bravery will have the most impact: FAIL Blog. Generations to come will look back with teary eyes and bulging pride at Jeff, the man who taught the world how important it is to protect the rights of every white man to murder every brown man who hits his car.
Sleep the sleep of the brave tonight, Jeff. You’re a real American hero.
Also, eat a bag of dicks.
You sir, are the man.
Make sure to tell Jeff to try the Cool Ranch flavor dicks. I hear they’re 99% fat free.
agreed. THE MAN!
now…fiesta?
*cobbles together pieces of scrap metal* Hee Haw, in the absence of official recognition, I would like to award you my personal Burn Of The Week for your extraordinary wit and nesting abillities. Congratulations, and may Jeff be caught in a never-ending shame spiral for the rest of his life!
~
This last message brought to you by the redundancy department of redundancy.
Sarcasm WIN!!!!
Deffo Burn of the week (Month? Burn of the week doesn’t seem to be very weekly…)
Sarcasm WIN!!!
Wow…that was sooooooooooo damned sexy…!
haha “eat a bag of dicks” . . . Burn of the week?
Burn of the week =( (if they kept doing it)
If you really are passionate about this particular political issue, I suggest you avoid racial slurs. Also, you would get in trouble no matter who you shot. Y’know, that whole “All men are created equal” thing our country was founded on? All men have the right to not get shot for a hit and run, regardless of their country of origin.
No no, you shoot them in the leg and drag them back so they can pay for your damn car if it takes their paychecks for the rest of their miserable lives. Also regardless of their country of origin.
And so where would you be if you were born in a poor country, and raising a family, but have fallen on hard times, and are now having great difficulty putting food on the table. Now imaging that you are living next to the richest place on earth; the land of opportunity; the home of the Free; and a land built by immigrants?
If you were a good man, you would do whatever you could to improve your family’s lives. That may very well be to go to that rich country, by any means necessary (and possibly illegal), and make a wage that you can send back home. Mind you, you know you will be working harder than almost anyone in that rich country, and for a salary that is worse than almost any in that country.
If you think you would do the above, then you must have some compassion and understanding for them. If you do not, then you sir are a douchbag.
I counted at least 21 people. And that’s bullshit. It looks like edited too, the CNN logo looks kinda faky to me.
and the shadows are all fake. look – than vans not even there.
There is no van. It is not the van that casts the shadow, it is only yourself.
The shadows cast by our mind…
In Soviet Russia, Shadow cast You!
Neo?
in Soviet Russia, shadows cast you
There are 22…shadow people…
does anyone know what that big red smear is at 0:13, followed by what looks like a severed head at 0:16 (far left of screen, above logo)??
/shudder
Grue FAIL
It’s something on the road, it was there before the collision. I am thinking it’s safety orange and just appears red on the film.
Also, directional fail…the logo is on the right
…unless we are looking at different scenes of gore. Which is possible.
i saw some red smear just to the right of it might be one of the several casualties of stupidity on the drivers side.
soundtrack to this has to be Weird Als “Another one rides the Bus”
freaking dirty wetbacks
theytookourJEeerbs
Looks like the only jobs they took were from our criminals.
why does everyone always say that the illegals are taking our jobs, when all of the big companies are giving them away to countries like india. it is rare to call a company and talk to someone who speaks clear english, and i am not talking about spanish.
and how many people from the upper classes would do the jobs that they do. the jobs that they are doing help our country run smoothly. so the next person to complain about them “taking our jobs” needs to live a day in their shoes!!!
totally legal, i’m sure. each one of them.
this is hilarious, but i feel bad for the person who got hit. i flew through denver CO this past weekend and read an article about their illegal immigrant drivers and how many of the total fatal accidents are caused because of them
the person we should be sympathizing for is the innocent driver that got hit, that van was going pretty fast i’m sure that the driver of the green car needed a doctor and who will pay for the medical bills of the person(s) that were following the law?
Meh, needs more cowbell.
the news said 20 passengers and a driver. looks like other commuters are looking in the van, and trying to run after them.
one blistering hot saturday, we drove past a semi, pulled over by many copcars. along the freeway maybe 100 poor illegals, sitting and frying in 117 degrees, about noon. the cops said we could go get a couple of cases of cold water in bottles.
the “coyote” in cuffs said, “hey, dont I get any water”? snicker, (ah the opportunities a gracious universe gives us sometimes)…
not
Epic sentence structure fail…
I counted 24 persons coming out of the van
My posts ALWAYS get deleted.
Prolly because I swear and use socially unacceptable epithets.
There they go! Off to the nearest Home Depot! Or off to impregnate the nearest unready teenage girl!
AHH FAILBLOG STOP EATING COMMENTS!!!!
OMNOMNOMNOM
I maded u a post, but failblog eated it.
Intolerance, ignorance, and ungratefulness never cease to astound me.
“OMG A CAR CRASH! … Oh, nevermind, it’s just Mexicans. QUICK! CATCH THEM BEFORE THEY STEAL MY JOB!”
Leemings Fail
I don’t see a cliff
This video reminded me of this ant’s nest I accidentally kicked one time. All these little ants just kept pouring out of the hole in the side of the nest in a seemingly neverending stream.
It’s like someone turned the lights on in a ghetto apartment- they just start scattering!
holy crap! there were so many people in that car!
How about driving Fail?
im a big fan of failblog, but clown car fail?? come on…just a little too racist no? maybe getting away fail??
or getaway win
¡La migra, la migra!
More like Clown Car WIN!!
i counted 23 ppl!
Lol there is almost 25 people in there
every heard the joke “how do you count the number of mexicans on the freeway? just count the number of vans and multiply by 30.” never knew it was that accurate in the end.
How do you fit 20 guys in a car
Take out all the seats and stack them in Tetris style.
Clown cars are a fail pretty much by definition. :/
It would be really ironic if all of them died.
Border Patrol FAIL
LAST!
Fail
Wow the ACORN van that drives voters to the polls sure fits a lot of folks.
im suprised everyone ran out in top shape. I’d think even making a sharp turn would break bones.
It’s very possible some of them did break bones. Some of the now naturalised but previously illegal Mexicans I have talked to here in AZ were told horror stories of Guantanamo Bay style things done to illegal immigrates by our border patrol, usually by the coyotes that are running them across so that they will pay more and be more compliant.
They were in so much fear of getting caught, the pain of a broken arm or even possibly a leg wouldn’t keep them from running for a hiding place.
hello
same outfits fail
There’s no way they cought more than 2 or 3 of them.
In Germany wse have lots of Turkish immigrants. Which is good because they make really good kebabs.
In Soviet Russia, Turkish immigrants kebab YOU!
im probably going out on a limb saying this but…those are illegal immigrants XD
Wow…that’s a lot of people in one car…
Wow! That was like Lemmings!! Lolololol
Anyone else think this needs the Yakity Sax playing in the background? (Benny Hill theme)
Funny, I was just thinking the exact same thing.
Wow, they accidentally the whole thing!
CARPOOL WIN!
I counted 27.
I believe I counted 24. Second opinion?
They were over nine thousand!
This pisses me off beyond all belief. Stupid illegal immigrants.
immigrants
‘la migra!!!!! la migra!!!!’
Wth was that? O.O
At first, I was like, “well yeah, that thing seats like, 14 people, so what?”
Now I know so what.
More like INS & Border Patrol FAIL!
Mexi-CAN’T drive…
Cockroaches.
Those Mexicans sure are good at getting more than 1 car load people across the border at once.
Give it a few weeks, looking at how screwed up the US economy is right now one could be saying it was a bus full of yankies sneaking into Mexico.
“Download video!” Fail. System says: “There was a problem during AJAX-request. Please try again.”
I see the answer for the global warming
22 ppl in one car, also less traffic!
Arizona Car Dealership flyer reads as follows:
New 2009 Chevy Tahoe
Seats 6 comfortably
7 legally
and 30 on a tight budget
The LS edition comes with 3 months free of XM RADIO (you just pay $400 for the installation)
Also available with side airbags and Central Air
all your immigrants are belong to us.
haha like ants
Probably immigrants running for the border….LMFAO
That happened just 20 mi from where I live. Channel 3 was filming in the area when the pilot saw the van driving recklessly. 3 people were badly injured (other cars), and as the local talk radio host says, “they scattered like cockroaches”. THe Coyotes need to be locked up in a cage, and the key thrown away.
Mormons, not Mexicans…
Hey, I think I saw my landscaper get out of that van
hmm another 60 Illegals; that’ll be atleast 120 fake votes for nobama.
How many Mexicans can you fit in a 15 passenger van? at least 20! but if you try really hard you could probably get 30 in there
FIRST!
Thats insane.
i’ll never bitch about soccer moms and the 3 screaming brats that should be hand cuffed and gagged EVER again.
How many people can fit into 1 freaking car!!!??? what the hell have they done to wedge 28 people in one camper van???!!! ridiculous……
WHAT NINE THOUSAND!?
what the hell?!? these comments are completely irrevelent to the video! They must have been illegal immigrants or something. and i bet at least one person is going to say “FAIL” to this. whatever
and THATS why i hate clowns. they wreck ur car and just run with their 40 friends and ditch u. just ditch u.
RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wave 117 of FAIL Blog Tower Defense: Mexican Ninja Clowns.
thats what i call a mexican jail break. and im not racist or anything.
those were probably full of illegal immigrants thats why they fled the scene…especially since this look like its in New Mexico/Arizona
nobody there was a clown!
YOu all Just FAILED!
you lost the game
If those were actual clowns, and it had an unlimited space inside the car, then the world as we know it will end. o_o
lol, those illegal immigrants…
FIIIIIRST! (<-failjoke)
anyway… this is unreal… over 20 people in that car?!? massive gay illegal immigration…
Nice post, very informative.
Seems to me like those guys fled off into the desert. Immigration win?
i got 29
Lol smells like mexican coyote fail to me
How many ppl ion that van???
Mexican win
Not too bad actually. They managed to not slam into the other car too bad. Only rolled they’re own car.
thats not a clown car those are a bunch of Mexicans running for the border
Run, Spicks, Run!
why is everyone getting racial about this?