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Hahaha, what was it supposed to be?
“Buying beer for minors could cost you”. Or alcohol or cigarettes… one of those.
It’s cigarettes. They have those signs everywhere you can get cigarettes around here.
Doesn’t stop people from buying cigarettes for minors.
We sell cigarettes where I work. Recently the legal age went up from 16 to 18 and I feel ridiculous asking 18 year olds for ID.
I’ve always found those age limits to be arbitrary. It’s still bad for your health even when you’re of legal age.
True. I stopped smoking a few months ago and I feel so much better for it.
Good for you!
In NJ (where I currently live and am moving away from soon) the parents have a bad habit of buying the cigarettes for their kids. I find it very irresponsible but what do you do? I am glad my son never had a desire to smoke.
I think that’s one of the most disgusting things a parent can do.
Repulses me as much as seeing pregnant women smoking does.
They also rent rooms for them to “drink” because they would rather they know where their kids are drinking than to think they are driving drunk. And they think being from Florida makes me loopy
Come back we need more intelligent Floridians back here! In Florida they let them drink at their houses. A fight broke out at a party where kids were “allowed” ton drink a few months ago and the parents were arrested.
Spelling fail
O.o COuldn’t this be considered a warning win?
Selling cigarettes to 16 years olds where allowed?
Where do you live?
In the UK the age limit was 16 until a month ago.
It’s 16 here in Portugal too.
Yeah, I think it’s 16 in France too.
How is it that many people criticize Americans for poisoning our youth and yet they let kids drink and smoke at much younger ages?
Because you’re using ‘poison’ to mean two different things?
Yea… Poison is like the lamest band ever!
Now, now…every rose has it’s thorns…
How could parents expose their kids to Bon Jovi?
They give parental love a bad name
NAMBLA?
northern aliance of marlon brando look alikes?
Maybe because parents actually do a good job about educating their offspring about the adverse affects of drinking and smoking. Being young doesn’t put a hole in your head. If you know the problems that can come from smoking you can still make an equally educated decision at 16, 18 or 21.
An arbitraty age limit doesn’t stop people from smoking, proper campaigns about the dangers of it, do.
It’s 16, but it might become 18 actually…
New anti-smoking law are on the works.
Smoking is already prohibited almost everywhere.
I was writing about France btw
“buying alcohol for minors could cost you”
FIRST!
Reference your complaint that no-one has complained about your unoriginal “First” post I am registering a complaint.
Thank you for complaining. BondFan will, from now on, refrain from shouting ‘FIRST!’ unless absolutely necessary.
BondFan, how could you? For shame.
oh the horror!
*faints*
I don’t… the little punk is probably a Danny Craig fan.
GAAAAAAAAAAH! Don’t…ever…say…his…name…again! Daniel Craig is the WORST Bond actor since George Lazenby! In fact, he makes Lazenby look like Pierce Brosnan!
You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I’ve only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother. Oh my back hurts, it’s not a very fine day and I’m sick and tired of this office.
How could you? not that it matters Im sure everyone will still love you anyway…
SECOND
2TH!
Haha 2TH
FAIL
You obviously missed the previous fail where that was mentioned.
Still…it’s kinda fun to watch them fail all oblivious-like, isn’t it?
THIRD!
(need I say more?)
you should say ‘GAY!’
Why?
He’s in need of a promdate?
Leave them alone
Don’t you see they are flirting and do not want to be interrupted?
this is the last post
Well…ONE of them is flirting, anyway.
Poor Vienna, he’s only gonna get his heart broken again!
I’m sure he’ll find love one of these days!
No doubt it’ll continue to be in all the wrong places
I doubt it, even his hand puppets reject him.
No add mittens.
how about monkey sock puppets?
Maybe he could pretend to be 15 and join a soccer team where they get stripped
maybe that should be a new slogan:
buying minors, illegal and just plain wrong
Buying minors is a bush-league tactic.
Why is no-one complaining about my unoriginal ‘First’ comment?
wow you got the first three comments. nice one
*Stares in disbelievement*
You…complimented..me…for…shouting…First…Second…and…Third?!
*Jumps for joy*
Please see your “First” post.
technically he got the first four comments
True, but I did not chant ‘FOURTH!’ so it doesn’t really count.
Sorry, BFF, you didn’t get first. Better luck next time sweetie!
He got defirsted by a phantom post.
But he’s so young, isn’t that illegal?
Was it even consensual?
Not such a big fail, at least the sign says that it is illegal.
And wrong too.
But it fails to convey what it was designed for…
Sign placement fail but sign truth WIN!!
Just ask Gary Glitter.
You probably shouldn’t if you’re under 16.
but doesn’t apply if you’re Michael Jackson
which one? the black one or the white one?
Cost = One Neverland Ranch
Just say “no” if he asks if you want to be in his gang though. Remember, it’s wrong and illegal.
Of course it cost money.
I beg your pardon?
Anything cost money!
Does breathing cost money? Does walking cost money?
masturbation costs (potential) lives.
and eyesight.
And reading some comments on this blog costs brain cells
potential brain cells
and it costs money!
And it kills kittens!
Don’t you pay breathing and walking tax?
The sarcasmometer has gone up by one.
In the UK we pay council tax, which may as well be a walking and breathing tax, I can’t honestly see what else we get out of it.
debt.
Council tax is used to pay for letters to remind us that we haven’t paid our council tax.
step 1 – send bills to local constituency
step 2 –
step 3 – profit !
Nothing also costs money these days. 0 for $1.47, last I heard.
you suck about this hard.
You’re this hard
I think he or she was trying to say:
“Of course it costs! It costs money.”
Which I believe is meant to be a joke on that fact that actually buying minors could cost one quite a lot more than money.
Elementary my dear Emoose!
I bought a minor for my cousin for Xmas last year. She said, “Gee thanks, a minor – the gift that keeps on taking”
What is that sign supposed to say?
Let me just use my psychic ability and I’ll find out for you…
Buying cigarettes for minors could cost you
I wonder what the original sign says…
actually I think that it’s a double meaning WIN
by the way, I miss a WIN photo
Ahem.
This is FAILblog.
really?
Wow Im not in the hundreds
What if you pay for them with folded coins?
Nah.They prefer folded credit cards
I’ll just write you a check from my WaMu account.
Then fold it first.
I could recommend you a good mortgage, but for some reason Fannie Mae has not answered my phone calls. Same with Freddie Mac. I wonder if Northern Rock or Bradford & Bingley will.
Pedobear disapproves of this sign.
Pedobear can suck my 15y.o. cock.
Pedobear would likely take you up on that offer.
Bah!, nobody would believe titmonger is 15. Not older than 12 for sure
actually I’m a foetus. does that make you a mother fucker?
It only makes me glad to live in another country
“Scraping titmonger off the wheel” what a great name for a band!
♫Happy Happy Joy Joy♫
♫Happy Happy Joy Joy♫
♫Happy Happy Joy Joy♫
♫Happy Happy Joy Joy♫
I don’t think you’re happy enough. That’s right! I’ll teach you to be happy! I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now boys and girls, let’s try it again…
What’s the going rate for a minor?
an arm and a leg.
Hannibal Lector is a paedo?!
Hannibal isn’t picky. He’ll eat anyone’s meat.
I think that was a good example of a ‘double meaning’
bend over and I’ll show you a double meaning
technically, he only eats the rude.
*trolls included
no but the arm and leg facilitates the rate of ‘going’.
…Tell me about it. Minors are already ridiculously expensive, and the price just keeps going up!
It certainly could.
you have air of experience in your post. Is it a known certainty?
Uh no.
er… yes. now do you want me to cut off your hands or are you going to stop flodding the place with adolescent cock juice – no offence. bitch.
Titmonger! i expected better of you
That was a mistake.
And a very confusing mistake, based on his past trollish performances.
Reeeally. *looks in wallet* About how much are we talking?
3 plaid moral fibres.
‘404′ Fail not found.
One billion dollars!
*puts pinky to lips*
Good luck finding that in any of the current banks!
Don’t worry, we’ll print more.
*wanders in to WAS Bank*
One billion dollars, please!
Yes, yes it does.
$250 on the black market.
Just saying.
This should have been posted in Mark Foley’s precinct.
FIRST!
..Oh, SHIT!
So close
“Went to the cinema. It said ‘Adults – $5.00; Children – $2.50’. I said, ‘alright, gimme two boys and a girl’.”
- Steven Wright
FREE Minors.
500 Yen.
As in set free? Japan would.
I just a whole lot of free minors for 500 yen. What should I do?
Use a verb?
Hoyteca is referring to a fail of a few days ago that has caught on in the comments section.
Smoking is bliss!
I once saw a shop in Cleveland, OH that was selling “Polish Boys.” I never did figure that one out.
Well now you know.
And knowing is half the battle!
I didn’t know that.
And knowing that you didn’t know is 99% of the battle. That’s more than half!
G.I. Jooooeeeee
A message for Michael Jackson….
WIN!
And of course, little kids are expensive, just ask Madonna.
Imports are cheaper, and you can get a frequent shopper discount. Ask Angelina…