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The Real 2th
If you don’t stay in school, you’ll wind up in a place like this.
first to reply to first!!
Holy crap! 217 comments and nobody has responded to the first comment!
Wow… 217 comments and no one has responded to the first post.
You people must have a strong will…
Wow, my comments aren’t appearing… I’m scared…
The police are really after me?
having a bad week, Qwerty? First you post in all the wrong places, then you double and triple post… Don’t worry, the poice will never know where to find you.
*peeks in*
I’m having a bad week. A very, very bad week.
Does anyone have a spare hug for a sad, upset dragon?
*big hugs*
I’m a sad, upset Loz
Misery loves company!
*hugs back*
Indeed it does.
Remember the days before this comment-capping when comments on a fail could get up to 700? I want those days back
Me tooooooo.
a little late but here is another one *hug*
Ahhh. Tanks. Hugs are good medicine.
*presents shoulders and arms*
*flings self into arms*
*rests head on shoulder*
MRI or students?
It’s a few things, all happening at once.
1. Boyfriend dumped me for his ex-girlfriend, who was engaged to a friend of his. (Though actually, this happened a few months ago.)
2. Test results came back this week. The neck is doing okay for the most part, but…new diagnosis. Rheumatoid arthritis. Very scary…and very painful.
3. My cat died this morning.
4. I now have a handicapped parking tab in my car, and for some reason, this pisses me off more than anything else right now. I just don’t define myself that way.
Anyway…I know I’ll be fine. I just needed some hugs.
Good lord. That is a far too interesting life. You need to bore it down a bit. Until then I have Fedexed a large carton of hugs. And yes, rheumatoid arthritis can be a pain in the neck. Couldn’t resist. Sorry.
I know…sometimes I think my life is one big Chinese curse. And *snork*…no apologies. Actually, right now, it’s a pain in the knee, hands, and shoulder, but why quibble?
*snuggles with the Admiral while waiting for out-of-state hugs to arrive*
1. Men — we’re overrated.
2. You have the strength to deal with the RA. I know this.
3. Bummer on the kitty. I had a very old cat die within the last few weeks, also.
4. I suggest you keep a can of spray paint with you, and when so moved, use it to create humorous variations on the parking lot signage.
I think that every group of people claim “May you live in interesting times” as there own. That includes stone age tribes in the farthest reaches of New Guinea. Have you ever heard of the farewell “May no new thing occur”?
1. But I like you men an awful lot, even if certain members of your sex can be idiots (hee hee…I said “certain”!).
2. I do know it, but sometimes I’d like to not HAVE to be strong.
3. *sniffle*
4. *SNORK!*
5. *hands coyote the halibut*
*sears halibut and serves with a white wine sauce
to Dragon and Admiral. then leaves discreetly*
*didn’t think shellack tasted that good*
It seals in the flavor and is good for battering.
*sends big hugs and warm fuzzies to Dragon*
I’ve been in and out today, so I seem to have missed a few things.Hope things get better.
Tanks. And really…I’m okay. A good hug can do wonders.
*hug*
Avis does this mean that you have been out there having a real life? What is this blog coming to?
Dragon, there’s still some room in my jar if you need some help with issue 1. I will be in the neighborhood in November. And sorry about the rest
Coyote, I had a migraine today. That’s a little too real if you ask me.
Yup, migraines do tend to rub your nose in the here and now.
Ow.
*puts a cool cloth on Avis’ head*
And…um…thanks, Ryannon, but I don’t think that will be necessary. He already has to live with the fact that he has no balls.
*grin!*
What is with you ladies and your testicular centricity lately?
I was talking metaphorically, dear coyote. His particular lack had absolutely nothing to do with any action of mine.
It’s just that in the last few days there seems to be a recurring theme. Non-vegetable pruning.
I think you can thank Ryannon for that.
*comes into work with morning coffee*
*is saddened to see Dragon, Loz and Avis sick/sad*
*writes a prescription for each of them – 1-2 hugs TIDx 7d*
*HUG* Hope you ladies are feeling better
*Does not think he will be thanking Ryannon for THAT*
You ladies seem to have grabbed hold of her idea with both hands, so to speak.
Excuse me, but did you not see me say, “No thanks” to her suggestion?? Have you not seen all the *scootch*ing?
True, true. I was being unjust. The majority of the feminine contingent here is as gentle as a spring shower. *quietly advises Admiral to be very careful*
*snicker*
Ok…now…comments like that just make me mad.
If you can point to any post of mine in which I make derogatory remarks about men or threaten their manhood in any way, I will retract my objection and apologize. Otherwise, I really do think you are being unjust.
*offers a hug* I’m thinking he is just pickin’ on you Dragon
*hugs back*
Yeah. Today is prolly not the best day to do that, I’m thinking.
Genuinely sorry. No offense intended. Honest. Mouth, or fingers, running away with me is all. Hoping for forgiveness.
Wish that I had seen your post earlier. Battling my anti-virus software tonight. Seems that I’m making my computer ill as well.
*hug*
It’s okay. No forgiveness needed. As I said, I’m a bit sensitive today. I’m sure I’ll be back to my thick-skinned, caustic self soon.
Perhaps after we both have a good nights sleep we can go back to number six. I have a class tomorrow and ought to mosey off soon.
Oh, I see what you did there, #6
its gonna be okay… arthritis will be cured soon, or so the scientists in switzerland and canadia say. and having a handicapped tab in your car isnt as bad as it seems; over 60% of americans have those, but never get them redone. as for your cat, life goes on, and so does his memory. and the boyfriend thing, there are more people out there, waiting for someone like you to come along.
Hug!!!
fail at fail.
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not a fail
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toppings section.
First to respond to first
I did it… OH YEAAAA
2TH!
scrotum crumbs!
Titmongers took over failblog.
Well.. we’ll always have a supply of tits for sale!
Just don’t sell any minors.
It’s not just wrong. It’s illegal.
And it could cost you.
Will cost you 500 yens!
197st!
This is the result of years of holding the anchovies.
have you nevver been to Anchovy Hut?
Thats where I get my bait!
those look like snakes..
you look like fail.
What do I look like? :X
fish bait.
failbait
Nailbait
Snailmate.
Stalemate
Jailmate
Failgate
Gay old fete.
Hail crate
Blimey, mate
*masturbate*
Grailweight.
Tailgate
Feel great
Fire grate.
Heel, abate!
Ugly Kate
seal-fate
Harbinger of Hate
absent of late
fancy a date?
Oh my God! I’m late!
Jail bait. So I guess buying you would cost…?
Suddenly I’m having a vision of Bob Dylan flipping through an armful of handmade signs…
But the vandals took the handles.
Don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
Any way the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me. (To me.)
When the winds get above 75 MPH, you should get the lowest part of your home.
gale abate
You don’t need Bill Ayers to know which way the wind blows…
Hold the scales, please.
So it has a lot of anchovies…
And little cheese
I’m more concerned about the lack of dough.
Anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.
Are we sure those are anchovies? I thought they were a tiny fish.
Maybe they are tiny fish on a mini steam table.
With tiny prongs for the small-handed?
for the emo handed. (sans fingers and red wet-eyed)
Unacceptable, the pizza would be to tiny for their whiny mouth
Emo insult FAIL
should’ve said “… BIG whiny mouth”
The pizza bases in this restaurant are obviously made of steel.
Hard on the taste and teeth, eh?
Not if you’re Jaws.
I’d think you would need to be a combination of the giant shark and the bond villian to appreciate that pizza…
In these hard economic times, we are all concerned about the lack of dough.
The pizza also appears to be missing the crust and tomato sauce.
I can has cheese? hold the burger
Warm and gooey or cold and sharp?
Fromage Bleu.
A fine choice!
Aha! Someone took my advice!
Sacreblue!
Mon Dieu!
Apres vous!
Voulez vous?
mange touts.
How do you do?
Nicht gut, du?
scenic views?
hold-over pews
What about Hughe’s?
Breaking news.
He went to get news
and avoided the long queues
Only to get the blues.
over the reviews
before soiling his shoes
In manly juice
with poos.
recevied a lot of booze.
no one knows whose
Maybe he didn’t choose?
Terrible twos
*admires pob’s shoes*
hi honey
Of questionable crews…
*tries to thik of a rhyme, but it’s no use*
*scootches up to Loz*
Good morning/afternoon, gorgeous!
*smooches*
aww a smooch
that’s brightened my otherwise depressing day.
*smooches back*
*admires m’lady’s caboose*
*determined to ease m’lady’s blues*
looks yummy to me…..
Looks crappie to me.
Smells fishie to me.
Smelt fishie to me.
French bread pizza is fine, but I don’t like French fry pizza.
Emo hands touch sharp jagged pizza signs.
then rub wet emo eyes
Are the eyes red before or after the rubbing?
Redder and wetter. Coincides with another red and wet, per mensem event depending on sex. *leans back* They are a strange species. *monocle falls out*
then lifts up hoodie and tucks emo hands into size 0 jeans and sighs
we got ourselves one of those selve abusing emos… wait…
*slef.
er… *self
Not elves abusing emos?
its been known
I’d pay to see that.
Or maybe I’d just wait ’til someone puts it on youtube.
Perhaps it will even end up on failblog and we’ll all get to watch
to not happen?
Uh that looks so disgusting, pizza or not.
er… not.
You don’t like Dominnow’s Pizza?
You haddock say that, didn’t you.
Make no bones about it, that pizza is hard to slice.
You know I don’t normally feel the need but .. this is just lame.
stop looking at your groin when posting.
Then perhaps you should be shouldn’t titillate us so much
I’m going to titillate you into next week. don’t even bother bending over…
stop trying to burn everyone emokid
why are you on heat?
it’s mating season.
didn’t realise it was already flight of the retards.
still, not even a spark..
sparkle sparkle
fugu
swim away
I’ve got some Fugu here with your name on it. trust me it’s delicious.
Stamped or branded?
it’s not healthy to carry around fugu.. specially, if you put it that way.. it means you have it in your pants.. wich will cause you damage to the groin.
on second thought..
here’s some more fugu for your privates!
Don’t forget to stamp/brand your name!
sorry is rubbing fugu on your genitals a past time in Guayaquil?
I don’t know about that, but I know of a moon where they juggle baby geese!
its near plannet gaggle
Whatchu doin nestin down here?
having a gander atcha
just swaning around really…
Just don’t rustle my feathers…
I’m not going to chicken out…
Just gonna strut around?
no just crane over you and thrush your tits.
You’re such a boob.
or is it just “single males” from Ecuador that do it to relieve their bordom, not to mention themselves.
Also, potential children
I think it’s single males in Papa New Ginuea as well
Embryos are babies too!
Sure they are, just the less active part…
foetuses are fun.
I’m in the off season…
Many people in that season?
Not that I have seen
I think its just me
Maybe they’re hiding from you?
Why would they do that? I’m quite friendly
Too friendly?
No such thing!
Giggity giggity goo!
last
lame
Fame
Came!
shame
Blame
Came
same
“Today’s fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal.”
-sighs- I mangle what I type so horribly, it almost seems as if I try to sabotage myself…
emo through typos? … er… empo? tymo?
LAST POST!
Last
dont you like this conversation
No, conversation like me.
No, it consists of me admitting a mistake…
In Soviet Russia, mistake like me.
Then why do they flock to me?!
They don’t know any better. They’s in Soviet Russia.
They’s drunk. They’s don’t need no flock. Flock needs them.
in Soviet Russia, Lenin orders you to bend over.
Ironic, isn’t it?
more erotic
re-audit
Nympho?
maniac?
Manic?
depressive
Depression
clinical
no, economic
Cynical
cyclical
Cycle
What’s with all this banter here ? ‘Emo hands’ and such ?! Surely you mean ‘Emu hands’ ?
Nope, I mean emo. Look at the painted fingernail!
look at the sorry, red, wet eyes. look at them.
-offers some visine-
mmmmmmmm Emu *drools*
Have you ever eaten one ? OMG, are you the one responsible for … ?
*laughs meniachally*
The Great Emu famine of 1923!
Cantspeel is over 85? I assumed… 5. I guess you regress once you reach a certain age.
Its from all those pesticides in the early days…
The early days, when avicides were used to control the bleedin emus that were eating our crops ?
yes. remember? holy sh*t its affecting more people than we thought…
I call plague! Quick! Call the CDC!
you check the brain for feather headedness, I’ll check the rectum for ovum penetration.
everyone’s over 85 now?
Ah ! To be 85 and young again ! *sighs*
Get off my nest! -Shakes fist-
*aims musket*
eat those who eat your crops
You have a lot of fish eating your crops?
Those are some nice looking pizzas!
Shoal ’nuff!
Does it not look like a hand pointing to the right? Perhaps the pizza is a little to the right, out of the frame.
The hand could be dragging the pizza sign to the left…
The hand that drags the pizza is the hand that rules the world.
*surreptitiously drags spazmataz’s pizza from under his/her nose*
Hurrah, I am the ruler!
Do not bite the hand that feeds you the pizza.
What the heck is that? It almost looks like the seed pods from the trees near where I used to live. And no, don’t ask me what kind of tree they were.
What kind of tree were they ?
I knew as soon as I hit “Add comment” that someone was going to say that.
They are called fish. They swim in the sea – well until they are caught and cooked that is. Anchovy is a form of fish.
This is obviously an Anchovy pizza – hold the pizza.
Maybe a Carob tree? They do look like carob pods.
its clearly a snchovie pizza
I SAID NO ANCHOVIEEEEES!!!111
Is it emo pizza?
*cries*
mmm tastyness
…
It’s prolly above it.
Instant Anchovy Pizza!
(Pizza not included.)
So does this mean fish is now pizza?
This is how people say “No anchovies” on Bizarro World.
mer.
this pizza looks a little fishy….
looks like pizza to me…
i love this picture, great topping choice? NOT!
I do say! Old chap…
Veiled fate.