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^^ Idiots ^^
^^ Rude jerk ^^
^^ Jerking Idiots ^^
^^ Shift+6 ^^
^^ Alt+F4 ^^
^^ Lulz ^^
Agreed
*masturbates*
^^EPIC LULZ TO THE ‘lulz”^^
^^ Ctrl+Alt+Delete ^^
^^ Ctrl+Alt+Delete^^
Shift-F7 6 for print preview
Gay
hetero
sexual.
Panda
Moan-ium?
Goat
Boat
Time to put grandma in a retirement home !!!
nah, she’s just focused on what’s important- who cares about an interview when there’s food to be ate?
i hate you..
*puts pepper in your eye*
I’m sorry, thats a microphone…no pepper will come out of that
You suck at making funny comments.
They sound better in my head….i’ll try harder >.<
that’s what he said
FUIRSTAH!
That’s gotta be the coolest first I’ve seen in a while…
THAT’s where Kim Jong Il went.
I envy your Fuirstah
you suck at being nice
you suck.
*masturbates*
that’s not pepper either. Sorry about your eye.
…you were aiming weren’t you
…for your ear
Best wedding congrat ever ” I taught is pepper”
She had no sibilance of understanding how that pepper mill worked. Testing it would have been easy as 1, 2, 3.
Sibilance huh?
Oh, I’m so Shure you’ve never heard microphone puns before. Or are you just ribbon me?
She’s had tee many martoonies!
Never seen someone get so excited to see the pepper: “Oh, yeah! Yeah-yeah! Of course!”
I just want to squeeze her cheeks!
Dynamic comment but, I would prefer a condenser version.
It’s nice of you to give feedback on the comments.
I’m going to have to preamp-tively cut you guys off. We’ve nothing to gain by continuing this thread.
Quite on the contrary, Hee Haw! This frequency of talkback is ideal at this phase of a post’s life.
Well that’s XLRating to hear! I feel like a Neumann!
I’m glad my earlier attempt at a pun resonated with you guys.
You all’s minds are so unidirectional.
ok guys its crunch time. We will have to beat our adversaries.
Well, I am XLRated to hear that. I feel like a Neumann!
I cardioid you!
oh the engineers sense of humor
and that ladies and gents is why the elderly should not drive
and that, ladies and gents, is why spagett should not blog
stop posting “first’ it’s really annoying
FIRTS!!!!!!!!1111111!!11 ^^
Pepperincino fail!
FRIST
FIST (into your face)
Slightly used, minimal stains…
The police FRIST me for weapons, but all they found was this pepper.
We’ve got to spray just to make it today. Oh yeah, we spray.
Pepper spray, in fact. People repellant.
your mom repellant
Wit fail.
At least they didn’t find your microphone…
lmao
Amazing
That this place is turning into America’s Funniest Home Videos?
We just need the guy’s pants to fall down.
Or someone to get kicked in the nuts
OW! MY BALLS!!
Like the skateboard guy?
Ow My Balls Is my favorite TV show in the future.
I want them to create a TV show like “They ALMOST made it”
Idiocracy plug! WIN!
i’ll base your ass on my fist…face…ASS!
Or a little kid to do something that isn’t funny.
I think it’s so nice that you want to be a role model.
Sadly, I actually think I did see this on that show.
I remember seeing this on a funny home video show, too – can’t remember if it was America’s Funniest, or one of the off-brand ripoffs they put on at three in morning to kill time.
We’d need fail montages put to music.
Actually, that’s a good idea. We’d just have to do it better than those schmucks at ABC, which wouldn’t be too hard.
I think that is an overly grandiose statement for that video.
I overtly agree with the above statement!
I too agree with the statement over me
As long as the statment is over
I’m as long as the statement is over
or as over as the statement is long
I concur with the preceding thingy.
aw heck now i’m over the statement over me
Looks as fishy as the pizza!
Fail.
That’s next door.
Lol.
MOM?
Oh God! I’m soooo embarrassed!
Well at least you didn’t suck it…..
*sigh*
Oh LOOK! Clowns!
*pretends you’re a complete stranger*
Look how she works the head, a true expert.
SECOND
FAIL!!!
this is almost engrish. “I thought is pepper!” LOL
I do believe she is keeping all the salt in her hair.
As well as some doves. Which will just fall out dead instead of flying away.
The hair held them too tight
It all could have been avoided if she’d worn an InvisiWig.
OMG
Second is the best.
shes cute
But third is when everyone gets lucky!
No, third is when you get a hairy chest.
I always figured that was fifth
No, the fifth is perfect.
So what happens with the fourth?
The fourth is perfect too, did you never study music?
And what about the 2th?
the 2th is the one who reads fail blog too much
whoah that was a bit hypocritical
Between the ages of thirteen and sixteen is when you start to get a hairy chest, if you’re a guy. If you’re a girl and you get a hairy chest…
Time to head to the circus…
They wouldn’t let me join, said I would scare the kids too much
Ouch, I don’t understand that… I mean they let clowns in :/
Beauty can be intimidating.
Flattery gets you… hmm… here. *points to crotch*
Heaven?
As in you have a heavenly body. What I’m trying to say, m’lady, is that you are stellar.
meet me in outer space
I think she’s joking.
I don’t.
That pepper routine of hers cracked me up.
I thought the pepper routine was corny, myself.
I cayenne see why you think that.
Ancho even gonna try to see my point of view?
Oh, I pasilla way to reconcile our points of view.
Ooh, you do? I’d surely like to hear it.
*cough…cough…choke!*
But first could I have a glass of water? Anaheim-lick maneuver?
*passes glass of water*
If cubanelle for help, you don’t need anaheim-lick yet. I’ll put my arms around you nonetheless.
Mmmmmm. I like that. You’re nice and warm, and it’s a bit chile in here.
Bedgi knew he was gonna do that
Hey…we should talk about a Halloween party. What do you guys want to dress up as?
I’m thinking of going as a Highland lassie from the Jacobean period.
*puts on tartan and scotch bonnet*
What do you think?
I just hope you are in by red dawn
I habanero-sistible urge when I see Dragon in a kilt.
You just want to see her emerald bell
No poblano! I like satisfying the Admiral’s urges.
That’s a lada satisfying
Well, it’s mutual, you know. We don’t keep score or anything, but if we did, it would be a Thai.
Well it’s good that you are on even ground when together.
Sure we will, but it will costeño.
We can try, but serrano guarantees that we’ll be able.
Oh god, stupid old people
Specially compared with all the deep wisdom 14 year old boys have nowadays. Oh, wait…
Not being a friend of technology doesn’t mean stupid.
Watching MTV and reading about stars in magazins is way more foolish.
Technology? She couldn’t tell a microphone from a pepper mill!
It’s not like she thought the computer was broken because the “TV Thingy” on top couldn’t get her ‘stories’ …
“try shaking it grandma….the pepper might be stuck”
Do you really want grandma to “shake it”?
Shake shake shake! Da-na da-nanana na! Shake shake shake! Da-na da-nana Shake yo groove thang!
Fortunately I am neither 14, a boy or a watcher of MTV. We don’t even have MTV in Canada!
Lucky Canada.
We don’t really have MTV in the US anymore either. At least not the M part of MTV, or the V part either.
Oh god, stupid french canadians.
I can honestly say I’ve never read one of thse so-called magazins.
Now magazines, on the other hand, I’ll read periodically.
lol
She could of used it for something else….
You’re sick. *masterbates*
Yet you’re the one masturbating to it.
get it on it
I refuse to get in on your circle, jerk!
Microphone design fail
I don’t know, I think almost every microphone I’ve ever seen has looked like that. More like old woman fail.
I don’t know, I think almost every old woman I’ve ever seen has looked like that.
I think he’s saying that microphones should come with built in pepper grinders.
Daleks should come with built in pepper pots.
Pepper:
Winners dont.
What is this video even of?
An old woman who is trying to use a microphone to put pepper in her soup.
Duh! What, are you blind? Or did your TV thingy stop working?
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. We hope that you’ve enjoyed the show.
Ladies and gentlemen, we now introduce senator John McCain’s first wife.
the granny aint funny its looney
and pops aint gonna pop the hot cop’s top with a hop!
so how are my random rhymes
Crappy.
… Still crappy.
Didn’t anybody notice the Spice Girls being played in the background? What restaurant is this lady at?!
That’s no lady, that’s his wife.
Yeah, they shouldn’t be milling about. They should be out on the dance floor.
And then eat grinders for dinner.
She might lose her choppers on that. She better stick to soup.
Come now…don’t mince words with me.
I doubt that she had a shred of dignity left after that video made the rounds.
Ooh, yeah. I’ll bet her reputation is a bit dicey right now.
What reputation, she is in her own little pare-adise
And what’s with that poly-cotton blend?!?!
She’s just mixing it up for a change
All this corn-iness is a grind.
WIN!
That is so fitting for the title of the video. Good ear.
The old lady is a Spice Girl too.
That lady is sooooo kooky!
I’d hit it. The old lady’s pretty hot too.
Adorable.
I hate old people.
I wonder if you will still feel the same way forty years from now…
Then you’ll be saying “I hate young people!” Silly young’uns, talking into their pepper grinders!
I hates them whens they be on their lil’ scooters
The feeling is probably reciprocated.
I saw what you did there.
I knew that would come back on me.
Grit your teeth and accept it.
Having a ripping good time here, aren’t we.
As long as we don’t go against the grain and accidentally get cross.
You are right. We do knot want to do that.
No, we certainly wood not. That much is plank to see.
Did you ever see the clip where the woman chokes to death on a microphone head….she was playing at a wedding or something…she accidentally bites off the microphone head. While she’s choking to death, the sound is amplified…it’s really sick, yet really funny at the same time.
You scare me. . . but I can’t stop looking
thats sick
*hangs head in shame – but still peeking*
where dust 1 find such a clip?
According to Fountains of Wayne, your mom has got it going on.
I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with her mom.
yes, i’d love some fresh microphone shavings…mmm zesty!
When you are hungry, just about anything looks good! Let the old woman eat her microphone in peace!
I found the clip…
how much do u bet this will end up on failblog
Omg, Stacey, that is superb.
This is actually Senior Fail. This blogs epic fails at naming its fails
the name “animal recording fail” kinda spoiled the last one.
Seventy-first!
As long as she just sticks to pepper, I am okay with that.
What is that emoticon supposed to be, twistedd? ^^^ Some kind of space-man?
grandma???
Is that Jelly from Analyze This?
WWWOOOOOWW
First… < Fail
that flustered old skank should be shot dead
Hey!
*Gluuurk*
How does one change their Icon/Avatar to something else?
One must gather the 9 virgins of Ganumbal and sacrifice them to the Lord of Murder, then you must pass the 3 impossible tests and submit the picture you want. After that you just wait I’d imagine…
P.S. I don’t know
I think you had to email it to an address and ask them to do it for you
I lol’d. Go to gravatar.com.
Only an admin can do that for you (typically Loz or DragonWriter). You need to post a link to a picture of you here and ask for this. Optionally you can post also a icon of your choice but they might like to use another based on your looks (Loz chose a cat for me :-/)
I always thought it was an ugly dog
Its a bored cat, talking down to us
I was told that it is a cat. Not a cute cat, not even a lolcat. Just a simple cat.
They played a cruel cruel joke on you, I am afraid.
Well, I can live with that I suppose. Dogs are not so fine as cats, but at least are nicer than rats.
The skaven would greatly disagree…
Don’t let em getcha!
I asked for a Troll and I got this pesky masked blogger avatar.
Woops…sorry. I thought you’d ask for a MOLE, so I gave you a secret hacker-agent-type guy.
Hey, I can’t complain. It’s better than that ambiguous cat/dog thing.
Alone in the world is a little catdog.
Oh, fake loz, why did you change your name to lurkusmaximus?
I miss having an admirer
CATDOG?????
Loz and DragonWriter are admins?
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
…You’ll spoil the joke!
Go to gravatar.com. They can set you up.
*muzzles coyote*
I love her! I want her for my grandma.
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned the awesome mic-snarf in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
At first, I thought this was just a lame-ass parody of it.
It seems totally fake! But it can be not…
Wait until you are old, you will be on failblog doing something that your grandkids will laugh at until one of their friends points out that it is you then they will paint their nails black, dye their hair black, skip school and pimp themselves on the corner to grown men that got kicked off the soccer team.
You sound like you have experience with that…
Hahah no, thank the gods.
hey, i got kicked off the soccer team
Because you got fuzz on the peach
*plants a metaphysical loka-tor beacon*
when was the last time she’d ever used one of those? Wow, that’s just retarded.
^^ epic lulz ^^
I was playing with myself when I clicked play, what did I miss? :/
Puberty?
Pre-school?
Depends on what you were aiming at.
Nice and funny video. It is a great mistook to treat the microphone. Good sort of confusion lead to a bit of comedy.
Test.
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
This has been a test of the new avatar posting service. Had this been an actual comment, something witty, wry or pun-ish would have been said.
i like the sound of your weddings
I’d hate to think what would happen if you handed her a Zucchini.
Table of tards
Time for grandma’s medication…
how cute
I think the fail is more listening to Spice Girls at your wedding then mistaking the microphone.
At least she was a good sport about it…
I love how she said ‘I thought its pepper’
True Python!
Oy vey!
I don’t understand why people have to use words like that. It doesn’t make you cooler. It doesn’t get you your dream job. It doesn’t get you ANYWHERE! What’s the point?!?!
oops
that was meant for the news anchor fail sorry o.o
Hunger WIN.
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
holy dogs!
Gah, superfail for me. I put all that effort into it, only to screw up the joke alias. (It was supposed to be martial not martian!)