Comments on: Headline Fail

By: TGB

TGB — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 15:50:53 +0000

……. myeah, you don’t actually know what schizophrenia is. Making you just a regular garden variety douche.

Understanding fail.

By: biggles1

biggles1 — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:07:50 +0000

0_0 bondfan, you have exactly the same pic as I took last year!

By: trusts

trusts — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:36:04 +0000

this is an unfortunate one…

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:10:20 +0000

HOLY – SHIT I KNOW THEM! LOL.

School’s going to be fun tommorow.

By: Zoopzoop

Zoopzoop — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:29:49 +0000

whats the pun!??!?!?

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:17:29 +0000

I think my wee brother used to play for this team! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And now he delivers the good-for-nothing, pathetically illiterate Lennox Herald too! He’s really just one big ball of fail

By: Dragon Guy

Dragon Guy — Mon, 11 May 2009 04:16:29 +0000

Hmmmm……action. But what kind of action? Hmm…

By: Arnes

Arnes — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:36:32 +0000

i think he got a lil bored waiting for replies.

By: Jonas

Jonas — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:06:00 +0000

Epic lulz

By: sayuhmyooell

sayuhmyooell — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:19:21 +0000

taaannnkkk yoooo!!! Haayyysoos christ, i felt i was all alone there for the last several score of comments, sheesh. and if you look at it in the correct usage of the term, it was probably an intentional pun made by the writer. *high-fives proofreader*

By: sayuhmyooell

sayuhmyooell — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:15:23 +0000

along with stripping fifteen year olds, in mississippi (just trust me)

By: sayuhmyooell

sayuhmyooell — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:08:35 +0000

its just you horribleliscenseplates, its just you.

By: sayuhmyooell

sayuhmyooell — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:06:34 +0000

only if when you masturbate you get popsy

By: Tristan

Tristan — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:08:39 +0000

Yes it is a soccer term, their uniform is actually called a strip… Uncultured Americans…

By: SexyIrishLeprechaun

SexyIrishLeprechaun — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:07:39 +0000

It’s “stripped” as in “wearing their strip” not naked. It’s a football (soccer) term. Culture fail.

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:47:08 +0000

it doesn’t say anything here about “lark’s vomit!”

By: Striker

Striker — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:42:02 +0000

wow.

By: Cam

Cam — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:09:27 +0000

Wow I see a X and I cant see the picture…I only wanted to find out what it was….

By: meanie

meanie — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:23:57 +0000

damn! has no one [who works in that paper] ever heard of spell check?!

stupid!

By: Mason

Mason — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:13:37 +0000

Ha ha, double unteundra for the FAIL

By: Avis

Avis — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:37:27 +0000

*turns green around the gills*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:35:12 +0000

Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:31:43 +0000

awww dang. I never heard that verse before and found it hysterically funny.
Oh and – crunchy raw unboned real dead frog!

By: bombe20

bombe20 — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:50:09 +0000

crunchy frog?

By: Hayley R

Hayley R — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:18:21 +0000

*tense

By: Hayley R

Hayley R — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:17:48 +0000

Except its not the past ense of stripe. In the UK if a football team get a uniform its a football strip. So its correct as stripped, just not in the undress form as it insinuates

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:11:59 +0000

From Dictionary.com:

Stripe
–verb (used with object)
9. to mark or furnish with a stripe or stripes

But for it to be past tense, it should be “striped”. “Stripped” is the past tense of strip.

By: Alex De Meo

Alex De Meo — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:12:41 +0000

It refers to “15s” as a group not as multile 15s, and an apostrophe would designate them as a group. Also I discovered that “stripped” as in the past act of having stripes is not an actual gramatically correct word because stripe is not a verb, and therefore dosen’t have a past tense.

By: darqmann

darqmann — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:50:58 +0000

I’m sure that in Walt’s hay-day too many kids ‘learned’ from Disney

By: darqmann

darqmann — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:45:51 +0000

-got drowned tonight-

By: P-Drizzle

P-Drizzle — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:54:50 +0000

Maybe you should go to the Holiday Inn. Sexual harassment is welcome there.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:52:09 +0000

(-what)-is+it= -it’s/it

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:49:17 +0000

Beware of imitation imitators!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:47:14 +0000

Yes, that’s why everybody who’s anybody is nobody, afterall, nobody’s perfect!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:44:46 +0000

Yes, we only permit the freshest jokes, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

By: abi

abi — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:32:24 +0000

Definite spelling fail! high five!!

By: abi

abi — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:30:37 +0000

Proofreader fail too.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:24:28 +0000

Retaba wins one more A.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:22:10 +0000

I wouldn’t say that. It’s the best Emglih that I’ve ever come across.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:15:58 +0000

Freudian pun.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:13:38 +0000

We aren’t allowed mistakes after graduation? Oh crap!

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:10:39 +0000

Are you people trying to tell me that only fresh jokes are permitted here? I think that we just solved the 200 comment problem.

By: Loz

Loz — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:50:57 +0000

Your Emglih is the weirdest, trust me!

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:50:22 +0000

English. That’s supposed English. Proofreading fail.
I no speakee Emglih.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:49:32 +0000

One question: WHY?
And Brits say American Emglih is weird…

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:53:01 +0000

*refuses*

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:33:28 +0000

Thats awesome! i love the lennox!!! lets me know how many of my friends from school are now in jail/dead

By: Salohcin

Salohcin — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:11:12 +0000

triple-self-comment-posting breaks the internet…. Please don’t do again…

By: Khaaaaaaan

Khaaaaaaan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:48:28 +0000

Because Marlon Brando look-alikes from any other continent just won’t do.

By: Retaba

Retaba — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:14:19 +0000

They wouldn’t see my logic, alas….
The mothers cried for blood and the police obliged with iron doors!