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uh? first?
damn, you re stupid
your mum
Triple schizophrenic win.
Triple schizophrenic fail.
Double schizophrenic win
no it isn’t.
The schizo disease is spreading!
No.
I agree with BondFan
You three! stop arguing!
bend over and I’ll show you a schizo disease.
*give*
Give what?
*bends BondFan over*
bend this
*reload*
*holds BondFan infront of majzok whilst repeatedly bending himself*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m a schizophrenic
and so am I.
You’re quite the poet, Jack. Now if only you had a non-offensive name you would be wonderful.
MEH-off’s no poet
Let us maintain some standards
He’s just a joker
Gotta go with the Dread Poet on this one. That little verse is as old as the hills.
Dread poet: I see what you did thar…
Are you people trying to tell me that only fresh jokes are permitted here? I think that we just solved the 200 comment problem.
Yes, we only permit the freshest jokes, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
crunchy frog?
awww dang. I never heard that verse before and found it hysterically funny.
Oh and – crunchy raw unboned real dead frog!
Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.
*turns green around the gills*
Wow I see a X and I cant see the picture…I only wanted to find out what it was….
it doesn’t say anything here about “lark’s vomit!”
……. myeah, you don’t actually know what schizophrenia is. Making you just a regular garden variety douche.
Understanding fail.
troll fail…
drole fail
Bob Dole fail
triple-self-comment-posting breaks the internet…. Please don’t do again…
i think he got a lil bored waiting for replies.
This is a good ad for “Proofreaders needed”
Yeah, it sounds dirty and they forgot the apostrophe between the 15 and the s, not to mention your supposed to write out the number if it is one hundred of less. it should say “Under Fifteen’s Stripped and Ready For Action”
the apostraphe isn’t needed there its a plural not a missing letter or belonging to.. i could be wrong but as far as im aware…
I’m amused at the state of the above two comments, considering the fact they’re discussing grammar. Well done, guys… NAAAT!
This proves that people writing on failblog need a proofreader also.
Proofreading maybe a good job to survive the crisis!
If we hhad proofreaders then we wouldn’t get fails like this so i think we’re ffine
Ha ha, double unteundra for the FAIL
wow.
hey at least I admitted I could be wrong I’m still in school I’m allowed to make mistakes
We aren’t allowed mistakes after graduation? Oh crap!
Yes, that’s why everybody who’s anybody is nobody, afterall, nobody’s perfect!
It refers to “15s” as a group not as multile 15s, and an apostrophe would designate them as a group. Also I discovered that “stripped” as in the past act of having stripes is not an actual gramatically correct word because stripe is not a verb, and therefore dosen’t have a past tense.
From Dictionary.com:
Stripe
–verb (used with object)
9. to mark or furnish with a stripe or stripes
But for it to be past tense, it should be “striped”. “Stripped” is the past tense of strip.
Except its not the past ense of stripe. In the UK if a football team get a uniform its a football strip. So its correct as stripped, just not in the undress form as it insinuates
*tense
you mean “you’re”
grammar correction fail
Dirty Old Men Win. What is it with FAIL Blog and pedophilia today?
Surely paedophillia?
Pedobear approves of this headline.
Pedobear arrested on three thousand, six hundred and ninety four counts of sexual harrasment, underage sex and paedophilia. Put on death row in Texas.
Pedobear cannot die. Everyone knows that.
no, he’s “Dontsuepeoplebear” now.
0_0 bondfan, you have exactly the same pic as I took last year!
To-may-to, to-mah-to. It’s still a kid being molested in the end.
(Pun not intended, though it really should’ve been.
)
I see what you did. Funny.
Freudian pun.
whats the pun!??!?!?
Newspaper editor fail.
Proofreader fail too.
Woah thats a whole lot of fail in 1 headline!
Under 15 you say?
This looks like a job for….PE-DO-BEAR….dun dun na da!
And you have to love how the paper put the group picture of the old men on there with the group picture of the boys. NAMBLA win.
North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?
Take one for the team!
definate context win! high five.
Definite spelling fail! high five!!
National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes, actually.
its been said failface
North and National are spelled the same afterall
so are American and Association if you masturbate hard enough.
anyway I stick by North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes
Because Marlon Brando look-alikes from any other continent just won’t do.
Beware of imitation imitators!
only if when you masturbate you get popsy
The photo must have been taken before the event because those kids are obviously dressed.
Unless those clothes are photoshopped on…
Doubt they can show under 15s in the buff these days. It’s political correctness gone mad.
Unless thats a nudist magazine! Ok, even then no.. but I had to throw it out there.. in all its glory…
No you didn’t. Wit FAIL.
Got to go with “Flying T-Bow” here.
With a name like “Flying T-Bow”, he has to know about Wit Fails.
Yeah whats with all the creepy minor jokes today?
Do you mean in the comments or the two fail pictures? Its everywhere!
its just you horribleliscenseplates, its just you.
Why don’t you have a seat over there?
Because that chair is resides uncomfortably within camera view…
Minus the is! Take it away! Strike it out!
Let the record show that the superfluous “is” has been stricken.
Too late. There are witnesses.
-offers a bribe-
*refuses*
Oh, what, that? That’s not a camera! That’s a-uhhhh cam- er- a… damn.
This gets a http://image.hazardstrip.com/ico/sprays/pedobear4dzsmalll.jpg.
(-is)-it÷it= -is/it
er… nest fail.
Wow, I’m just on a les plural everything kind of run
Reproduction FAIL.
Get er done?
I accidentally the hole.
I’ll admit it, I verb!
Noun… na na na na noun na na na noun na na noun na na noun na na na noun!
-Does a little dance-
-Drinks a little water-
Water water every where and not a drop to drink
*urinates*
I’m surprised no one did the -Makes a little love-
I think this deserves a song fail.
Get down tonight?
get down tonight. right down
damn beaten to eet.
-got drowned tonight-
Beren; throw an adjective in for good measure.
I recommend LAME.
Why did we become so hostile?
since nesting failed
I am emotionally disturbed by this whole thread.
Could have stopped at disturbed
I’m emotionally enriched by your naïvety. Now touch me.
Check out my pedo avatar, though.
Look into my eyes. Now look down and ill show you a pedo avatar.
Neat illusion!
Hello new compulsive commenter. Where are you from?
Which of the two compulsive commenters above you were you addressing?
Without nesting is hard to say.
I’m not sure the adoption agency won’t tell me and my foster parents killed themsleves.
stahts the story I’m sticking to anyway.
Retaba. I think I’ve seen titmonger here before.
In hailing from, do you mean actual world origin or forum that spawned me?
I don’t think it really matters. But HI and WELCOME!!
World origin, please! Coordinates, if possible.
Greetings to you! I hail from the States, I got these coords from a local Police station website..
28.773084 -81.347052
What did you get arrested for at Disney World?
Hahahahah
Apparently you arn’t supposed to add anatomically correct parts to costumes. Who knew?
That’s just wrong, it’s better they learn from Disney than on the streets!
They wouldn’t see my logic, alas….
The mothers cried for blood and the police obliged with iron doors!
I’m sure that in Walt’s hay-day too many kids ‘learned’ from Disney
(-what)-is+it= -it’s/it
In the UK, a soccer uniform is called a strip. Being dressed in it is being stripped. But yes, definite editorial fail.
“Being dressed in it is being stripped.”
Wait…what?
Oxymoron fail?
One question: WHY?
And Brits say American Emglih is weird…
English. That’s supposed English. Proofreading fail.
I no speakee Emglih.
Your Emglih is the weirdest, trust me!
I wouldn’t say that. It’s the best Emglih that I’ve ever come across.
Why couldn’t this be a beach volleyball team
Naked 15 year old volleyball players with 2 old men makes it better?
They get more hand action?
Just watch out what they are spiking
are we talking about the old men or the 15y.o.s now?
or am I just talking with old men?
The old men probaly spiked the gator-aid…
And sand in uncomfortable places…
Do y’all have as many uncomfortable sandwedging places as we do?
I prefer uncomfortable sandwiching places. In between two old men is particularly enjoyable, but not as much as when I was 15. My, how the tables have turned…
So now you enjoy sandwiching old men inbetween 15 year old boys?
His mind is a dark place you do not want to enter. Scootch away!! Scootch quickly.
last time I checked molestation wasn’t a crime. I’m not that old am I?
Oh my god… its full of naughty pictures.
Bah, titmonger was faster
like in the back of a volkswagen
Get in the back of your VW and I’ll show you an uncomfortable place
When I was a kid, I’d climb into the back of our car and fall asleep. It was very comfortable!
for everyone involved
One being the key word…
number?
Letter!
№
The scarlet one…
Retaba wins one more A.
this makes me a very sad panda.
In Soviet Russia, panda’s make this sad.
*masturbates?*
Maybe you should go to the Holiday Inn. Sexual harassment is welcome there.
along with stripping fifteen year olds, in mississippi (just trust me)
100st
Michael Jackson win.
this is the last post…
no, this is the last post
no… this is the last post
If only…
Oh yay it got on
lol, trust the lennox’s editors to miss things like that though..
OMG…An American friend sent me the link to this website a few weeks ago…and now my local paper’s on it! For shame!
My mum and I had a right good laugh at this…a bunch of illiterates run this newspaper.
Sounds like most local rags then!
Haha yeh, the lennox and the reporter are always full of mistakes and misreads, wouldn’t be the same without them though
Last!
PedoFAILia?
Thats awesome! i love the lennox!!! lets me know how many of my friends from school are now in jail/dead
damn! has no one [who works in that paper] ever heard of spell check?!
stupid!
It’s “stripped” as in “wearing their strip” not naked. It’s a football (soccer) term. Culture fail.
Yes it is a soccer term, their uniform is actually called a strip… Uncultured Americans…
taaannnkkk yoooo!!! Haayyysoos christ, i felt i was all alone there for the last several score of comments, sheesh. and if you look at it in the correct usage of the term, it was probably an intentional pun made by the writer. *high-fives proofreader*
Epic lulz
Hmmmm……action. But what kind of action? Hmm…
I think my wee brother used to play for this team! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And now he delivers the good-for-nothing, pathetically illiterate Lennox Herald too! He’s really just one big ball of fail
HOLY – SHIT I KNOW THEM! LOL.
School’s going to be fun tommorow.
this is an unfortunate one…