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That’s happened to me once or twice. It hurts.
I want some of that action
*masturbates*
FIRST!
why?
when?
Why not? :3
FAIL
FAIL my ass
PRECISELY
That’s every good ski vacation I’ve been on
Yeah, but taking it up the ass is **usually** done financially, at checkout. . .
Or when you slip and tumble down the mountain and land ass-first on a pole?
or a Czech?
I suppose it could equally be a Czech, yes.
or maybe just a ski lift from a federal prison
HEY, I AM NEW TO THE WHOLE SKI THING BUT I HAVE BEEN SKIING 4 AT LEAST 1 YEAR AND I AM STILL LEARNING. IF U WANT EMAIL ME FEEL FREE MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS emehuren12@yahoo.com kay thanx and enjoy skiing the rest of the year
BYE
I had no idea skiing was so fun! I’ll need to try it again.
I KNOW SKIING RULES!!!!!!! EMAIL ME
my address: emehuren12@yahoo.com
That is so not funny if u r horny then find a different site this one is 4 SKIERS ONLY!!!!!!!
Once or twice? You can’t remember exactly how many time the ski lift raped you?
Probably more than once or twice but it was the first couple of times it hurt.
Actually, the pain never goes away…
>.>
<.<
Or so I was told…
nah i hear you get used to it after a while.
You get used to being shafted by other guys, not being shafted by motorized equipment
info correction WIN
Score one for Alex.
Must be due to the rohipnol that was slipped into your drink.
It told me not to tell anybody :’(
das is ja wohl.. is das ja … omg ihr seid alle so doohoof….
WTF are you trying to say… i dont care what language you speaking in, that is a major FAIL
I’m not sure which language you’re speaking in, but it’s definitely not standard
English!
Grammar FAIL
That is some funny ****
A serious pain in the ass.
WIN!
Ouchie.
Frozen ouchie
Firde!
Ski lift may need guidance for proper positioning.
So…hard…to…resist…
If you do your clenching exercises it is easier to resist. It is also easier to snap off the ones that are allowed entry but disobey the rules.
FIRST!
You suck!
Fail.
I hate everything about you!
First at being a troll here.
said the gay troll…
Fail on soooooooooooo many levels
Chairish these moments.
We dont remember the WIN moments; we remember Fail moments.
Heh.. sounds like some presidential quote or something like that.. weird.
This will result in some deep-seated issues.
Literally.
These issues will need to be ferreted out.
You can’t weasel your way out of that one
He could try to hamster-ing his opponent…
Him and the horse he rodent on
Not to mention that it’s asinine
I’m sorry, but your horse ate my my prize geraniums. Here’s gerbil for replacing them.
Who will vole-unteer to replant them?
Hey Lunchbox…do you have any nutria-sweet for my coffee?
I might be able to ferret some out…
Oh, thank you. That’s very mice of you.
*insert rodent related play on words*
I think Corey is just a squirrel, looking to get punted.
Nah, he’s just trying to weasel into Dragon’s good graces.
*knows weasel has been used already*
Oh… He should seriously chinCHILLa, though.
im just gonna gecko (its a stretch pronunciation gec-go)
The problem there is that a gecko is not a member of the rodent family.
Sorry to rat you out there.
To beaver not to be, that is the question.
yes but i dont know many obscure rodents
You’re on a computer. That computer is obviously hooked up to the
internet. Try wikipedia. Look under Rodent.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh…*
did you get the rick roll??
Is that what happens if we click on your name? I couldn’t be bothered.
*snork*
I didn’t, either.
no i linked it up there ^
my name goes to my blog
Rick rolling: you’re doing it wrong!
l2 lolspeak noob
*giggles*
You’re calling PoB a noob? Oh, that’s too rich!!
By the way, why did you tell us your age? Did any of us ask?
when did i tell people my age?
*can’t stop laughing!*
hey not cool
*giggles some more*
I can’t seem to stop!!!
*pissed off*
i…. AM THE CASTER OF SPELLS THAT KILL PEOPLE!!!
…
BWUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
.
.
*snortgiggle*
Psst…. this isn’t the role playing forum.
i put on my robe and wizard’s hat then cast
Lvl. 3 Eroticism. turning you into a real beautiful woman.
Wrong Avis.
“All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts …”
Already am one. No change.
I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
*high-fives Little bird!*
Coyote, ok, that’s fair. But this is not the stage he is looking for.
*also grins at Shakespeare quote*
I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Why thank you Dragon! Having a good night?
Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
I’m trying, Avis. I’m trying reeeeeeally hard.
Again, this is not Dungeons and Dragons here. Yes, we have a
Dragon, but this is not what you seem to think it is.
Besides, you can’t steal my soul, that belongs to someone else.
A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a…
A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?
Well, everybody’s talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird…
Surfin’ bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb… [retching noises]… aaah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don’t you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
[repeat to fade]
tl;dr
the video is the sung version
Avis: Awwwwwwwwwww!! That’s really sweet. *GRIN!!*
*laughing uncontrolably*
You may be trying to have a good night tonight, but I am having
a FANTASTIC night! In a great mood!
Oh REALLY?? Um…details please???
did you get secks leg
Nothing lascivious. Just enjoying the fishing tonight.
And the details (the ones you’re asking about) would have to come from yesterday.
Around noonish. It was a good day.
soo you did get sexleg? is pedobear the one?
OMG, the fishing IS fun, isn’t it? We just have to remember to throw the little ones back.
I am certainly not going to tell a 12 year old the details of anything remotely related to my love-life.
a young elven lad sat in a tavern and ordered a tankard of ale.
(( ahem i’m 15 an i was joking))
And Dragon, I keep trying to throw him back! He keeps jumping
into the damned boat!
the elf stood up and drew his sword ready to defend his honor.
We’re gonna need a smaller boat.
runic symbols begin to glow on the blade as several hands
rise from the ground
Corey, you may want to look to BFF as an example of how a 15 year old should conduct himself around these parts.
quoi?
well i have problems getting along with anyone
thepowerofblue
October 19th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Corey, you may want to look to BFF as an example of how a 15 year old should conduct himself around these parts.
_______________________________________________
i’m a guy
Thankyou – This thread brightened my afternoon – significantly
Browse the threads, and find the comments from Bondfan4518. THAT is a fine example of behavior. Learn it, live it, love it.
^Directed at Corey. Sorry, Beren, you weren’t there when I started typing… dang wordpretzel strikes again!
*points out that Bondfan is 14.*
And Bondfan is guy too. I think.
*innocently stamps on the hands* Oh, sorry. Those crumble real easily. Methinks you should spend more time actually conversing and less trying to childishly get revenge.
You know, I could swear they have forums more suited to your age and rather apparent tastes in entertainment on the WoW site. Why not buy it (if you haven’t already) and try an RPG server… you fit right in. Now run along and let the adults finish their conversation.
You won’t have any problem using the lift if you were born and reared in a skiing family.
‘reared’ being the operative word.
…or was that the joke.
‘Reared’ surgery? Is that a general or local anesthetic?
Where’s the Rear Admiral Apparent when you need him?
Sorry…we fell behind the others…
Butt, will you be able to catch up?
c-c-c-combo breaker!!!
I assure you, we will.
i see what you did there
If you win, maybe we can e-rectal a statue in your honor!
That was a good analysis of the situation!
This is a rather cheeky run of comments.
Oh bummer, I was trying to be serious.
Have we reached the end yet?
Have a Heinie-ken. This might take a while.
The quality of pun runs can be a real crapchute.
what a hanus penetrating thing to say!
I rectum it is, but that just stinks.
Don’t ask questions; assimilate.
if only I could squeeze out another pun!
Well, they say that hindsight is 20/20.
Well then, let’s get to the bottom of this.
help?
Are you sure? You seem at glute(n) for pun-ishment.
Well you know, when the moon hits your eye…
They will give you a lift, if you want to come in…
Man, I always come in at the end. Missed another one.
Coming in at the end? Shouldn’t that have nested just above? Intended double entendre? Even if not, it’s full of win!
Yup and this one ain’t so much sloppy seconds as stirring a pint of cumshake.
*Makes himself feel just a little sick*
*hurls*
No, no, I’m okay… I’ll just…
*hurls some more*
thats what she said.
shudder
Shudder?
**masturbates**
**masturbates**?
**masturbates**
the only time I’ve laughed at a **masturbates** comment. Thank you.
Winter can be very hard sometimes…
I shall resist the urge to make a sexual innuendo.
Resistance is ductile.
But it was a gland attempt nonetheless.
It makes no deferens to him.
At least he didn’t get testes about it.
*perk* did someone mention testes?
Okay, I don’t even have any, but…
*SCOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!*
Why do I suddenly feel like a 6 year old on the playground watching mothers pulling their kids away by the hand?
*flashback*
Actually I *was* that 6 year old. It involved a certain classroom on my school catching fire or something, but it wasn’t me! Honest!
Oh, I believe yo…wait. Hey! Are those matches in your pocket?
No, he’s just happy to see you
Oh no… your avatar… was that really necessary?
Those are olives right? Either garlic filled or almond or, bleu cheese. right? RIGHT?
‘Bleu cheese’ makes me laugh. If you’re gonna use the French, do it properly!
And yeah, I’m pretty sure they’re olives. Ryannon isn’t as freaky as she likes to think.
That’s one of the ways it’s spelled on the package of cheese, here in the states.
Depending on who’s brand you’re buying. Would it have been better had I said fromage?
*awaits the inevitable*
Fromage bleu, or blue cheese. It’s a bit odd to mix the two, no?
We do weird things to words here in the states. Names too. Mine seems to be unfathomable to many a receptionist.
They are some kind of cheese balls. Me? Freaky? Come now. My exhusband and a couple of exes are the ones that say they lost their balls when they met me, lovingly of course. The day I heard a Special Forces boyfriend say “you aren’t sensitive to my sensitivities” I knew I was in trouble. They just go all wimpy for some reason
I hope you haven’t exhumed your exhusband.
I really did refer to him as my first husband when we were married. It was a language thing, he never got my sense of humor. The looks on peoples faces were priceless as he stood there so proud to meet them
He sounds like he’d be right at home on failblog amongst
the humour-deficient kids. “I don’t get it”, “how is that a fail?”, “this isn’t funny, I’m offended” etc.
He married a programmer and still can’t figure out how to use his computer.
Not everyone is a superhero.
i posted a pic of myself on my blog
So, how much do you get paid to pleasure the ruler?
Regarding bleu cheese: it’s all about marketing. The customer might not know what “fromage” is, but even the dumbest can surmise that “bleu” is how blue is spelled in another langauge. So they only use the French word for blue, thus allowing the product to have that foriegn “exotic” appeal without confusing the consumer.
Lunchbox
October 19th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
So, how much do you get paid to pleasure the ruler?
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i dont get it
oh that was for a joke contest
Oh, and: “if you’re going to use the French”?
Oui, we feel so used!
Sacre Bleu!
Sacrebleu. Pardon my french.
Oh la la!
Ooh Loz Loz!
Yes, just like the sign says, winter can be very long and very hard indeed.
And it normally comes right at you from behind
A funny sign isn’t fail. A sign saying something better than what it was intended to say is called WIN, people. Always with these “Ooh, this is funny, let’s ruin the picture by slapping ‘fail’ on it!”
*stamps “approved” on this post*
/me hands Ham a pacifier and a glass of STFU
I found the ski lift’s awkward fumbling charming.
No ham. No.
[Arrow emphasis]
Anal penetration this way
Insert Lift A into Hole B, making sure to seperate flaps C and D.
If stranded without your flare gun on the mountain, light your fart to call for help.
New: a ski lift revolution!
The revolution will be sodomized!
This is clearly a buttpipe win.
Is that a buttpipe dream of yours?
what if it got stuck and carried you the whole way up the mountain like that?
OUCH
That ski lift appears to have no intention of attempting a reach around, thats just impolite.
It could at the very least pay for a nice dinner first!
I think all things considered eating beforehand is probably unwise, a few drinks would be a better bet.
This is actually WIN! what’s WRONG with you people!
Not sure about everyone else, but with me it’s an aversion to having large pieces of public transportation jammed into my body.
I’m kinda with you on this one…
i’m not…
Having it happen to you would be fail. The sign itself is win.
The sign FAILED to give out the correct information to the public. It won by being funny. That’s what I think.
I was thinking the same thing. Seems like a typical Friday night at err what? This is so much a fail!
I believe you.
Oh?
*scootch*
And that’s why I’m a snowboarder.
haha you could say that it is a gay pickup spot … woka woka!
Actually, it’s probably a hang-out spot for closet cases. Out gays tend to have boyfriends who can take care of their anal penetration needs.
Why I don’t ski.
You should, you’re missing out!
Ah, the crisp mountain air, the scent of pine trees, the spray of fresh powder on the slopes, the gental anal penetration of a ski lift…
the not-so-gentle ones aren’t bad either.
And a f.ucking snowboarder whizzing past you at breakneck speed, nearly sending you into tomorrow.
WHHHEEEEEEEEEeEeeEeeeEeeeeEeeeee….
Oh, sorry Loz, I didn’t see you there at this speed… Anything you need kissed and made better?
looks fun
I think it’s a POMA ski lift. Very well known french brand in Europe.
POMA = Penetrator Of Many Anuses?
*lol* good one pob
it looks like the guy is reaching for it, possible to correct its aim o.O
Or perhaps he’s guiding it in. He *is* bent over, so he may be a willing recipient.
I think he’s looking for the contact lens he lost on the ground. That’s not willing =D
lol @ Loz,
I don’t want to “try out” the ski ride
“why not”?
you ppl who say “first” are the real failures.
BRACING FOR IMPACT!
i love how the stick figure is using one hand to spread his ass cheeks to facilitate the ski lift’s entrance.
Oh my. Great visual in case the picture somehow doesnt pixelate properly
1. Why do you assume it’s a guy?
2. Are you sure ‘he’ isn’t blocking the punt?
3. I like the way you think… Want to go out?
I made an ass out of u and me!!!!
hot!
I just hope he remembered to pay his anal registration fee first, or he’ll face a stiff fine!
Maybe thats what u get if u don’t pay
What what in the butt!
You know what?
I didn’t know Brokeback Mountain had a ski resort!
From the moment I saw this on the voting page, I knew this fail was destined to become the butt of many jokes…
*nods in assent*
*nods at PoB’s barrage of comments*
*nods in agreement with the above assessment*
This fail has a large number of penetrating observations.
Anyone else see a monkey with chopsticks?
Am I the only one who thinks this is fake?
Pretty much, seeing as how another person has actually pointed out where to FIND the sign. Not all pictures on fail blog are photoshopped, you know. People DO fail, occasionally.
Wow! this sign even point out the fail.
I said “what what, in the butt”!
using this doll can you please show me where on your body the ski lift touched you
ah, the life of one deep-seated in penetrating observations.
kinda catches you by surprise…
|the kid|
My two theories are that he’s either getting something shoved up his ass, or smoking pot through it.
oooh! where can i get on this ride?
Oh great, like I wasn’t already afraid of ski lifts.
I saw this sign on my ski trip a couple of years ago. It’s in Val Thorens in France!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/17993478@N00/331042197/
Wow. Can’t resist: *static* Intercom voice: Please do not but rape the skiers. Thank you.
Please do naught but rape the skiers.
lol