Comments on: Braille Fail

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:41:53 +0000

It looks like a WIN to me..? ie. The name ‘Zaibatsu’ *does* sound like a car brand, so there ain’t no fail there, honey.
(Sacrcasm FAIL)

By: Christian

Christian — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:19:44 +0000

Fail.

By: trusts

trusts — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:31:48 +0000

yup, a definite fail.

By: Daniel_BMS

Daniel_BMS — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:40:31 +0000

Yeah, but have you tried to explain the real world to the legal department?

By: The one

The one — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:09:53 +0000

lollipop

By: Thomas

Thomas — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:49:25 +0000

Blind Man #1 “what’s that say?”

Blind Man #2: “it says caution, this door opens outwards, please do not stand directly in front of th… OW! MY FACE!”

By: spiroast

spiroast — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:16:10 +0000

THey DUUG OUR JAAABSS!

By: Michael

Michael — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 05:46:03 +0000

I have a blind friend who said that the signs are usually in the same place. (Although they aren’t always, so she had complaints about that, that they’re hard to find.)

By: Daeminimon

Daeminimon — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:46:25 +0000

Oh noes!
I have the exact same picture! this sign’s from The Trafford Centre in Manchester, outside the women’s toilets in the cinema! I laughed so much I nearly fell down the stairs when I saw it! (Plus, it’s right on top of some stairs, near pretty much nothing, so you’d have to really be looking for something to read to even find it!)

By: femeke

femeke — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:08:02 +0000

oooh touchy touchy…

By: The Owl

The Owl — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:20:57 +0000

O RLY?

By: .

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:33:40 +0000

capitalism sort of means: Spread the wealth, but only as much as needed
to maximize your own profits.

If someone is willing to do the same job *at said quality level* for cheaper
then they will be hired instead/in place of said worker. Illegal immigrants
to the us do take jobs that could go to american workers. What are low
wages to americans are in some other countries good wages. If someone
“steals” my job who is better at it than me then good for them. As long as
they are not in the US illegaly. I should learn from my mistake and go
forward.

Lastly “And jokes are not funny…” = FAIL

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:18:46 +0000

^^^^^FLAMER ALERT

Just as a note, immigrants get the jobs because they’re willing to be paid less than the average American not because they are necessarily better. If they are a collegiate, then it makes sense why they would get the job over an uneducated American. But we don’t nkow whether the American here is uneducated.

And don’t you get sarcasm? It’s a form of humor, many find it funny.

By: Alien019

Alien019 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:40:45 +0000

Your comment is discusting and rude, I don’t know if it was supposed to be a joke or not, but did it occur to you that we are not all from the same planet. Us aliens are very offended! Do you know where Venus is? Probably not, because you probably never even left the planet.

By: mhm

mhm — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:08:57 +0000

“And jokes are not funny…”
“this comment is definitely fucked up!
So jokes in general arent funny? cause thats what im readin. cho ass outa here then
And who makes fussy rants on websites MADE to make fun of people? god damnit, just chop off your fingers next time so i dont feel obligated to read another one. roar.

By: katelyn

katelyn — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:49:27 +0000

Whale.

By: katelyn

katelyn — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:58:20 +0000

I agree with the first statement you said. Out of the entire wall, how do the blind know where the braille is, or if they’re is any at all?

By: Bubba

Bubba — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:34:16 +0000

Cheesy!

By: orah

orah — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:31:01 +0000

Serious vent, dude!
I’m sure that person was just making a rather un-tasteful joke. I’ve seen
that comment (word-for-word) millions of times.
But hey! At least you vented on someone who doesn’t care, rather than one of your friends! I should do that too…

By: Not Corey

Not Corey — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:19:37 +0000

Sfr rhej H5jh rh5ja 125t

By: Jo Stankevitch

Jo Stankevitch — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:41:10 +0000

well la de frickin da!!

By: Salohcin

Salohcin — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:03:39 +0000

A is for apple
B is for Balloon
C is for Cat
D is for donkey
E is for Explosion
F is for Fail… Oh wait… Separate posts… hang on lemme start over….

A is for Apple…

By: maulkin

maulkin — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:00:04 +0000

Why are *you* assuming it’s American?

By: ke7eha

ke7eha — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:18:46 +0000

If you can read this, you don’t need glasses

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:20:54 +0000

Are you sure? Really?? I’m pretty sure s/he’d still look like an idiot. You can’t wash idiocy this pungent off in just a few days.

By: Gileh~

Gileh~ — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:17:45 +0000

hah… i can tell hes a woman. he has her panties in a bunch. =D

best english fail ever.

By: coyote

coyote — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:35:21 +0000

You are in danger of being charged with practicing proctology on yourself, what with your head being shoved so far up your ass and all.

By: greybob

greybob — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:20:56 +0000

Dear someone,
1. Loz is not American. She lives in fine old Europe. UK, I believe, although I could be mistaken.
2. Loz is a woman. You seem to be unaware of this, as well.
3. Loz contributes some of the most thoughtful posts to this blog. I would hazsard a guess, based on her contributions, that she is actually quite intelligent.
4. You’re aware that the word “retard” is offensive, right?
5. You say that “jokes aren’t funny?” That’s got to be one of the most effed up senses of humor I’ve ever seen. What is funny, then? The self-inflating, masturbatory, ignorant posting of misinformed and hypocritical diatribes on blogs, apparently. What are you even doing on a site dedicated to humor, dare I even say, HUMOUR (British humor, therefore superior to our American “humor”, without the “U.”) if you think jokes aren’t funny?
In conclusion, please go kindly f*ck yourself. Too bad you’ll probably never see this. Stupid page formatting, making my comments invisible!

By: huh?

huh? — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:39:12 +0000

taking things too seriously fail…

By: Sammy

Sammy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:21:58 +0000

kale

By: Jenn

Jenn — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:59:52 +0000

That was the idiocy of the administrator- to assume that every student had driven a car to campus, and not to think that a BLIND student would have arrived on the bus!

By: shellienetz

shellienetz — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:31:14 +0000

That’s true about braille signs…they should be in a standard place. For example, if they were to the left of any door 4 feet above the ground, the person would always know where to search for it.

By: TeslaDan5

TeslaDan5 — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:35:18 +0000

How does 1 read Braille if they can’t see where the braille is?

By: eArtrash

eArtrash — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:20:49 +0000

*smootch* are we gay now? i feel funny.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:56:41 +0000

1. Loz never implied anything about the US. Other countries have immigrants.
2. Why so serioUS? I’m in the US and we are not all about capitalism.
3. It was a joke. It was funny. She was commenting on a recurring comment from jesus christ, for jesus christ!
4. Loz is a hot chick living in Ireland attending university. Everyone seems to know this but you. (She has traveled abroad and is not too shy to touch a girl.)
5. If you read comments for a few days before commenting, you wouldn’t look like such an idiot.

By: FUCK I missed

FUCK I missed — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:15:41 +0000

Weren’t you a gang in Grand Theft Auto 2?

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:32:37 +0000

Don’t forget the insatiable desire to correct grammar and spelling errors!

By: Rini4

Rini4 — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:16:25 +0000

Or doors opening outwards.

By: Man... or AstroMan

Man... or AstroMan — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:57:14 +0000

Terminator reference FTW…

By: emygirl

emygirl — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:50:23 +0000

Knowledge and understanding of the joke FAIL. Also, having the mind capacity of a 6 year old FAIL. But good luck with that, Zack. We’re sure you’ll catch on sooner or later

By: dilettante

dilettante — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:19:09 +0000

Isn’t it “mantel” in this case? Or is this an apparel joke?

By: dilettante

dilettante — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:16:01 +0000

I got bitched out for saying this a few weeks ago! You are correct, sir.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:14:51 +0000

It’s only ouzo-une in Greece, I believe, and they set it on fire.

By: Phaet

Phaet — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 06:14:21 +0000

I don’t get it. What does it say in braille?

By: ErickB

ErickB — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:34:49 +0000

flail

By: bshafs

bshafs — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:34:19 +0000

I mysteriously already had a gravatar account… with my usual password… yet I never signed up for it. Damn you google!

By: coyote

coyote — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:17:36 +0000

That fact that you know this disturbs me.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:13:59 +0000

What’s the motto of the S&M enthusiast? “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!”

By: coyote

coyote — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:58:31 +0000

*staring at ceiling and letting imagination run wild*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:50:40 +0000

I appreciate your restraints.

…RESTRAINT! I meant restraint!