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Machine not for superman
dont u mean machine for superman only
You are an idiot.
no u
what’s with the bullying, loz?
CYBER BULLIESSSS -runs in circles-
it actualy does go in circles… you ass holes lol
how much of one
6, and half a dozen of the other.
Just call it a baker’s dozen.
Mmmm a grilled chicken and artichoke panucci, now I want to go to Paner Bread for lunch
What a pain in the ass.
Perhaps I should’ve emphasised that pun…
No no…you’re on a roll!
Oh, thank you
I did try to rise to the occasion.
It was the yeast I could do!
You should come to anaerobics class with me sometime.
*challas to her friends*
Hey there!!
Rye Avis! How are you?
Tired, I’ve been walking my buns off!
Aww, I pita you!
Well, I can’t just loaf around now can I?
Naan, you gotta leaven yourself off the couch once in a while!
Ugh, I don’t even want to brioche the subject of exercise right now.
You can baguette your bottom dollar that I won’t be doing any exercise this weekend! Stuck indoors writing an essay
Okay! Whatchibatta bet, then?
Was that meant to be ciabatta?!
Focaccia misspelling one more time, I’ll give you a good kneading!
I could SWEAR I spelled it right…damn failblog!
*grin*
Just trying to provide a bit of levity!
Use your loaf in future
*raises glass in a toast, to the ladies with red pens*
Matzo big a deal now, is it?
*gets out the toast-rack*
*winks at dragon*
This is getting cornbready
*drop-kicks toast rack out of thread*
*munches lovely, crispy, hot toast*
You could en-bagel me to have some more!
Roll on the floor laughing.
Is that a demand?
*interrupts thread to ask a serious question*
Wich came first, bread…. or beer?
*runs off to get more… beer*
Well Juses did turn water into beer, right after he broke the bread.
Bread. The first beer was actually made OUT of bread, by–the Sumerians, I think–so the bread had to come first.
But bread requires cooking, baking rather. And beer at some point
requires “cooking” too (I think). I’ve heard that it is possible one thing
came from a botched batch of the other.
Doesn’t anyone need to go to work and earn some bread?
I earn my dough during the week.
I’ve always thought that you had a lot of crust.
Yet another crumby joke.
If I had a pumpernickel for every crumby joke I roti, I’d be enriched.
Hee…remember that time you festooned me with flours?
and so let it be written in all history books; Corey has returned fro the role-playing forums
Did you cast magic missile?
Were there girls there?
no to the first
idk to the latter it was all in character
It will be forever engrained in my memory.
Anyone want a Mountain Dew?
i wanna cast magic missile!!!
Oh, my Admiral…you’re so swheat to me.
I loaves to pass the time with you.
Me too! I feel very sour, dough, on those days I can’t be with you.
I am a gluten for your attentions.
Think you’ll be able to rise twice tonight?
With appropriate tenderness, I’ll rise all night.
These ladyfingers will not disappoint, I assure you. Can you phyllo how much I knead you tonight?
wow, I know bread jokes are funny and all, but this is breadiculous
I’ve got muffin to add, so I’ll breadstick to the sidelines.
*sigh*
So much for our lavash night of love. I knew it just spelt disaster.
*sneaks in*
*baps* DragonSistah over the head
*sneaks out again*
Woop! Stealth-sistah-bap!
Well, this just put a damper on the whole evening.
Relax and let your cares melt away, kasha pleasurable evening baguettes a better tomorrow. No more words tonight.
*snuggles*
*spoonbreads*
Thank god this thread is done, at yeast I think it is.
Hey…! I thought you liked my puns.
Ah well…nevermind. At least I’m spooning with my honeycake. *smile*
and to think… not a single one of those puns were funny.
Aw, yet another ray of sunshine to brighten our lives.
*hops on the ‘Institute for the Humor Impaired” hotline*
Well truth be told, I do like the fresh baked puns on here.
I agree. Any way you slice it, it’s funny.
You could say it’s the best thing since sliced bread!
I could, but since you just did, I see so no knead.
There are just a few croutons that don’t like the puns.
Aw, don’t be croissant with them.
Why are they getting their buns all hot and cross?
They are just sour(dough) because they don’t understand.
I officially loaf you guys! This is the most ive ever been entertained by puns. *wipes laughter tear from eye* Like a proud mama i am… <3
As usual, I’ve gone and missed it again. Thank you all, truly, for making me laugh so hard my sides hurt! I couldn’t have added a single crumb more to this thread to make it better!
how’d we get on the topic of bread?
Panera?
Yes, I am only able to use one A in a word and I had already used the A after the P. It’s some weird voodoo joojoo that I can’t break.
Did you say ‘already’?
.__________^__^___
Panera Bread Company … yummy soup/sandwich eatery.
*damn now Im craving some French onion soup from there
*
It’s all Panucci’s fault
It’s all about the bread bowl.
And the large sweet tea to wash it down!
damn you all! now i want panera :/
Kryptonite coins accepted.
Machine not for Bender.
james, your not second
Useless, you can’t spell “you’re”
Maybe he knot is spelled wrong and James was in a rope tying contest and came in 2th
I’m a frayed knot.
Are you stringing me along?
shit i folded all my coins before i saw this sign
Not to be used by Magneto either
P.S: 2nd =D
Not to be used by Edward scissor hands
wooooooooo im 2th
’nuff said
’nuff said
sorry
who is nuff
And what did (s)he say?
Oh, nuffin’.
Sho ’nuff!
Nuff the magic dragon
Nuff diver.
Blueberry nuffin
Nuff n Honey
I am nuff, and I certainly did not say that.
Win!
This is sad.
th. Secoth?
Y’AI’NG’NGAH
YOG-SECOTH
H’EE-L’GEB
F’AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH
Yog-Secoth Fhtagn…
jeez, idiots, way to forget earlier fail
You replied to my comment so I have to assume you’re talking to me. That being said, allow me to add… wha?
where’s my hat?
If that is a wizard hat, it’s with your cape
Great fail!
This is in Cleveland
Where RTA passengers
May need this advice
Ahh Cleveland… the actual land of the Dawgs.
Hello Cleveland!
Hi Peter.
Where’s the F**K’N stage?!?!?!!?!
So true. I’m proud of my stupid city.
I grew up near there. You gotta love it! “Cleveland Rocks!”
Fraggle rocks!
Dance your cares away.
i’m still from around here… i recognized the RTA logo and wasn’t sure whether to laugh or to cry.
Where in Cleveland is this RTA awesomeness?
hahaha, nice, do not fold the coins of Fail!
I’d be impressed if somebody could actually fold coins.
i did in college
though not with my hands with a metal folder
shh dont tell the queen she’ll be angry i messed her face up!
I can.
Superman Can!
Meh. The folded coins wouldn’t fit in the slot anyways. I think they mean you shouldn’t fold a piece of paper in the shape of a coin
eighth?
1/8.
Sorry, I can only afford a teenth. 2s up anyone?
Go fish.
It’s win if you are stupid enough to fold coins and strong enough to actually do it.
Being stupid is a win? Congratulations!
Well if you manage to fold the coin AND compress it so it still fits in the slot, we can excuse the stupidity just this once.
Excuse…stupidity…???
*brain asplodes*
Just once!! D:
*gets the mob and bucket*
You’re putting a HIT out on me??
*scootchscootchscootchscootch!*
seriously, what’s with the bullying? why do you need to demeanor people like that?
Failcoin folding machine!
Maybe it’s at a laudro-mat?
This isn’t fail. It’s just a funny placement.
Which makes it a fail…
When it comes to user interfaces, the last thing you want to do is make the user think.
Thinking doesn’t seem to be a big issue for many of the folks around here, really…
That was fierce, but unquestionable.
My question, then, is how is it CURRENCY fail if it’s just word placement fail?
Because smart people are expensive.
And the brilliant are priceless.
Why thank-you.
Any time.
and the ignorant are a dime-a-dozen
just don’t fold your dime….
don’t tell me what to do with my money
I think it just did.
That’s not a fail. It’s good, solid advice. Folding coins would, in fact, make the machine unable to take them.
I’m glad someone pointed that out.
This doesn’t seem fail at all, it’s quite clear that it’s two seperate instructions.
So folding coins would be a win if the instructions were placed elsewhere?
“Quite clear” it is not. The instructions are separated by only an extra quarter inch or so.
Holier-than-thou fail.
If you fold a quarter inch it will be too thick to go in the slot
I sense a pedobear joke on the way…
In Neverland Ranch, pedobear senses you.
I’ve heard of a soft economy, but this is ridiculous.
What would happen if you tried to fold the machine?
Impossible. Might cause some serious collateral damage, much like dividing by zero or slamming revolving doors.
Wasn’t there a revolving door that slammed someone in a previous fail? (And don’t start with the “In Soviet Russia….”)
Yes, there was.
In a region inside of Asia, revolving doors slam you.
.
However, in the region of Canada, revolving doors open vertically o.O
One of my favorites…
Still don’t unnerstand how it happened tho
In Soviet Russia… no im just kidding
The coin folds you?
Shoo.
Yeah, shoo, or we’ll make a pointe of needling you.
Don’t use the stiletto! That might be overkill.
One slip on commenting is all it takes to get noticed. Speaking of slip-ons, the concept of using fuzz for slippers is interesting. I wish we’d see more of it.
Geez, the guy doesn’t post for a few days and you’re talking about making him into footwear?
I’m conjuring. If you had canvassed the thread, you’d know that you should have made a pun.
Shoo bedoop, sho bedoop bedoop bedoop!
Last night LOZ asked me, since we live in the same state and thus must know each other, to say hi to you.
Hi.
Hahaha! I meant in person, it doesn’t really work when it’s on here.
there is no coin…
in soviet russia, coin folds you!
Damn! All of my coins are wrinkly and dog-eared!
Easy fix.
/gets out the iron
INSERT BILL… CLINTON???
FACE UP….
DO NOT FOLD…..
aaaah THAT’s the FAIL…!!!
Makes me think of a 2 live cru song
I dont get it
that mentioned instruction is written on the machine… (without naming which “Bill” is meant… or should be used for it…)
So the “Do not fold” is obviously meant to be read separately from the “Coins.” The former is centered below the dollar bill slot, the latter is just about centered below the coin slot, and there’s an unusually large amount of space in between.
Nonetheless, it is funny because it could be misread as saying “Do not fold coins.”
Seriously? Man, I thought it was because the dollar bill pictured is WHITE!! A WHITE dollar bill!? Hah!
duh
Ho
Yes.
IAWTC
How the f*** do you fold coins?
You use your heat vision or super-strength or telekinesis.
Or pliers, pliers work well in this situation.
Better question: WHY would you fold coins?
Easier to stick up your nose?
I think you know what the next question will be.
And I really don’t want to know the answer.
Because your pockets are full?
He nose the answer.
You seem to be incapable of making a declarative statement. Just an observation.
O rly?
Bill?
Umm, no, I’m not your ex-husband or a form of currency. (Of course for some women those would be the same thing)
“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another …”
“… and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to fold coins”
Since when is it grammatically correct to use the term “One people”?
.
Ah, now I notice the fail. That’s what they say in Soviet Russia!
When the word people doesn’t refer to an individual but rather a society.
YAY, someone who actually knows grammar on the interwebs
You’re new to this blog, aren’t you.
By the way, welcome.
Thanks.
Or it’s cheaper than drugs and everyone knows we need to economize in the current economy?
FIRST!
Oh my
Oh my, thats what my exhusband always said. It seemed like a race in his mind
How recently were you awarded your ex’s balls? I’m sensing some bitterness here.
I knew we weren’t meant to be together when I started introducing him as my first husband about a year into our marriage.
I almost shot wine out of my nose!! That would not have felt good. You were married for how long?
10 years and we are okay friends. He gets his balls every other weekend and on holidays. It’s the least I could do.
i’m back from the sub forums
OH…MY…GOD that’s so cold my penis just froze off
Did you push it in all the way and hard?
wow, just got that one… there go my balls
Two coins add up to 30 cents. One is not a nickle.
I wish I had a nickel every other time I heard that.
I forget all the silly names you Americans use for your coins. How much is a nickel?
A dime folded in half or 5 pennies stacked on top of each other
A shilling?
Nobody said anything about the other coin not being a nickel. It’s a quarter and a nickel.
and i thought korean ticket-dispensing machines were bad…
|the kid|
its obviously got a sticker over notes that says coins, you can see the corner is bent.
That’s not a corner, that’s an S.
What ? That’s a win … I’m folding my time all the time, so I find it a very useful advise :O
More like juxtaposition fail.
Vote Obama, he’ll fix this
Ok the fact is that this is at the RTA (Regional Transit Authorities) Rapid Transit Station. These people are not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I know because I have been stuck riding their crap of a transit system for the last 10 years. So I would actually expect them to have not put a slash between fold and coins like they should. Sadly this is Cleveland….
Don’t fold mah coins… crap, thought I all machines took folded coins. Do you know how hard it is to fold them?! Thats why I wait on a train and just stick them on the tracks. Takes a while to find all of them but a metal detector helps
“It was the yeast I could do.”
Loz could do the yeast‽
That would be infectious.
i see what they did there…. Hmm
I lol’d
Maybe Chuck Norris lives there..
Yup, that machine must take the folded coin or a roundhouse kick.
folding coinage, huh? don’t think so…
“Vote Obama, he’ll fix this” LOL