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Emo daycare!
(LeToux)
Our Daycare will teach your child the invaluable skills to sit in a corner and listen to Lincoln Park, how to dye and mat his hair down, and of course proper cutting etiquette.
And learn about past US presidents such as Abraham Linkin.
Roffle!
nothing wrong with the ‘develope’…
There’s not supposed to be an e at the end.
develop
it can be written either way….
0 RLY
Do You Want Your Child In A Good School.
GRAMMAR FAIL
win.
ROFL
despite the fact that a majority of the population is overly confused with what music is considered “emo,” I think you’re the first person to ever even remotely believe that Linkin Park might be in that genre.
Seconded.
Thirded?
Thirded
Farted
Doesn’t that mean you’re going somewhere? (If you’re German. Just saying…)
Kinda, “fahrt” is past tense of go. So, ich fahrt zum bei Hause.
its not the past tense of go..its a form of TO DRIVE..farhren is to drive, not to go.
Don’t forget High German (Hoch Deutsch)! Antrieb is High German for Drive.
High German is a real language, look it up.
FAHREN =TO DRIVE..NOT TO GO. LEARN GERMAN..YA LIL EMO ROFL
German FAIL! ‘Fahrt’ is present tense for ‘drive’. And your German sentence makes NO sense whatsoever: ‘ich fahrt zum bei Hause’='I drives to with home’… epical FAILIOSITY!
itchy farts?
No it doesn’t. “Farted” does not exist in german. What you mean is “fahren”.
fourded xD
Don’t burn your bridges.
You can’t burn bridges anymore. They’re made of metal and it’s against, like, 50 city ordinances.
Nope. Most depictions of emos have them singing along to Linkin Park’s “Crawling,” or some variant thereof. It’s a pop-culture meme that’s been going on for several years now, and apparently hasn’t made it to the rock you’ve been hiding under yet.
At least it’s not a Juggalo daycare
they predate emo and are part of another fad called nu-metal, you stupid
Are you kidding? Crawling was like the theme song for emo kids when I was in high school ><
Also, didn’t see the L’s post when I made mine. This whole cutting the comments into pages chronologically sucks cause it chops the trees apart -_-
who cares if someone thinks linkin park is considered “emo”…they still suck
I would agree with you up until “Shadow of the day” But I guess every band makes a mistake every once in awhile.
Johny Cash was the original emo. All black cloths… his songs are mostly people dying or goin to jail or leaving him, his pets die, it’s mostly somber stuff compared to the more upbeat honky tonk schtick of Merle and Willie. Emo started in country. Let an emo kid wrap their head around that so they’ll really have something to cry about.
no way, man
we all know it started in ragtime
What about the blues??
hmm… Blues is fairly emo. I have to give you that, however I doubt any emo kid would recognize any blues artists. However, Cash is easily recognizable. Plus he’s a country artist which pisses off the emos that I know even more.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2035331
Actually, you can find emo people a lot earlier than the 20th (I mean, 20nd) century. Hamlet, for instance, was emo. So was Edgar Allen Poe.
Edgar Allen Poe? Is he the long-gone twin brother of Edgar Allan Poe?
I still can’t believe, in 2998, people still fail at educating themselves. Emo was a popular genre based on hardcore in the early to late 90’s. It has come to a near death> i only say “near” because Saves the day and Jimmy eat World are stilla round… but they suck now.
Emo, Emotive, bands that were big in the genre were Mineral, Christie Front Drive, Sunny Day Real Estate, Saves The Day, the first 2 Weezer CDs, Neutral Milk Hotel, Cursive, and Christopher Robin Device.
Oh and the majority of EMO songs were written about religion. EMO is totally something now that it never was and i don’t understand why so many people make fun of “emo kids” (whatever that is) when they dont even know what the genre of music is. “hey… that kid is dressed all [emo style of music]” does not make sense. It just makes you sound like a douche. an ignorant douche
we can all take this pill and swallow it.
and as for linkin park being emo… nah they just suck.
OOoh! A visitor from the 30th Century! Tell me, are you guys dreading the Y3K virus? Any mystery science theaters under construction?
If so, is Joel still there? … cause it kinda sucked after he left -_-
Also, to clarify for you Billy, “emo” is in fact short for emotional and I believe it came around from those kids in high school who are totally way over emotional. You might say they’re “in touch with their feelings” but I just say they’re “cry babies”
These are the kids who sit in the corner and cut themselves “just to feel -something-” and these are also the kids who often become Goth or go totally nut-bar and start shooting.
I’m not insensitive to their blight… but their blight is totally their own fault, so I’m not about to defend them either >< The genre of “emo” music may have come from anywhere, I don’t know, I’m not the music know-it-all type. Today though it’s usually screaming, incoherent, and somehow reflects the deep inner pain the proverbial emo kids suffers (read Linkon Park’s “Crawling” and almost anything by Evanescence for the girls)
Now before all you little tolls start typing furiously, I don’t care XD Every region of America has their own popular music and local variations for every popular niche. So where you are, this all may be different. What I’ve described is how it was where I grew up.
I’m going to ignore Vagabond’s ignorance.
But Billy, how on earth were Neutral Milk Hotel emo?!
Now if you were ignoring me, you wouldn’t explicitly say so, you’d just idnore me >< That’s like posting “no comment” in a comment thread.
That aside, did you even read what I wrote? XD
I don’t care about music, I was commenting on emo in regards to overly emotional adolescents. I really don’t care about the classifications of music because frankly there’s so damn many different subtle variations of every genre that accurately classifying music takes a damn masters degree.
Then there’s the whole part about “Every region of America has their own popular music and local variations for every popular niche. So where you are, this all may be different. What I’ve described is how it was where I grew up.”
If you’re claiming that I’m wrong about the area that I grew up, where I watched the local social groups evolve over time, then you need to rethink the your understanding of the definition of ignorance, because I doubt you grew up in the exact same city, state, and neighborhood that I did, and therefore cannot possibly know what music and social cliques were popular in my specific area, and therefore could not possibly be qualified to comment on the validity of my previous statement, nor the quality of my knowledge.
I read that you were talking about the blight of the tolls…and then I stopped reading.
*sigh*
I’m ignoring purely because of the nastiness and stereotyping.
But…but Loz! The BLIGHT OF THE TOLLS!! Don’t you care about the blight???
Stomping on an ignorance of trolls is fun.
Get an EZpass, that way you can sail right by the tolls. Just don’t
opt for the alternative payment.
So… in other words you’re jumping to a negative conclusion based on a typo, then using that conclusion as a platform to criticize me? And you say -I’m- the troll?
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Opinion and ignorance are different. I have no interest in the “emo” genre of music, as I’ve already said, and my comments on the “emo” teenage psyche are entirely opinionated, and as such cannot be “wrong” or “right” — it’s just an opinion.
Epic comment.
so… you have a problem with describing people’s style of appearance based on a music style… punk? grunge? big hair?
Country was emo looooooong before Johnny Cash was around, and it’s still pretty emo if you actually listen to it. 90% of all true country songs are about people dying, leaving you, cheating on you, hurting you, you being locked in jail, you being wronged, etc etc etc. Country was built on pity partying.
Johnny Cash is country rock, not country. And he’s the original gangster. You must not hear much Johnny Cash, because most of his songs that involve people dying or going to jail involve pointless violence and murder. “I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.” Come on, that’s emo? Show me an emo who can shoot a man through that curtain he calls his hair without making his mascara run from crying about how horribly unfair it is that he’s not the one dying and now has to go to jail where everyone will inevitably be mean to him and make life suck even more.
See? *points*
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“Show me an emo who can shoot a man through that curtain he calls his hair without making his mascara run from crying about how horribly unfair it is that he’s not the one dying and now has to go to jail where everyone will inevitably be mean to him and make life suck even more.” THAT’S emo, and it doesn’t matter what music you listen to, emo is being a total chronic wuss-bag cry baby over stuff that’s your fault.
Didn’t he kill a man in Reno, just to watch him die?
(I finally figured out how to get a custom avatar!)
You messed up, it is “Are daycare.”
I declare an epic fail on your part. Linkin Park is not emo, in fact its not even close.
I declare you epic fail for defending Linkin Park like anyone actually cares >< emo music is what emo people listen to. If you’re emo and you like listening to Barney and Friends, then voila, Barney == emo music.
Barney makes me cry, does that make me emo?
Barney is emo .. but in a good way! I love you, you love me .. etc….
I don’t mean to be a jerk, but it’s sort of ironic that you misspelled Linkin Park.
Linkin Park? emo?
In my Daycare I’d show your children how to spell Linkin Park.
I wish my grass were emo so it would cut itself
I wish your jokes were original so I could laugh at them.
I wish failblog was fail so I could laugh at it.
We need burn of the week to return.
Where did it go?
People weren’t nominating.
We should petition for it’s return then.
ITS!
A petition will be useless if people aren’t nominating.
well everyone seems to want it back
Then everyone will have to nominate, won’t they?
Where do we sign?
Ummm… (Grabs a blank check out of your checkbook)
…OK! Sign Here> ____________________________
THKSOKBAI!
Failer FAIL!
First sentence should also have a question mark.
Thank you! I’m glad someone else noticed.
Not only that, but the second sentence isn’t even a complete
sentence. There should be a comma after grow, and the
question mark should be after “kendergarden.”
also note the lack of spaces in between the commas and the following words
DONG!
*music starts playing*
Monty Python’s Flying Circus…
damn, i hadn’t looked this far down the thread in time. I fail
Pppppppbbbbttt!
*giant cartoon foot comes down and tramples The Crapture*
“..Monty Python’s Flying Cir-cus!”
♫(cues up Sousa’s “Liberty Bell March”)♫
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Failure to notice under-populatd emo daycare
lol i was wondering if anyone would notice the emo.
Omg, I know where this place is!!
I went to highschool right next to this place!!
no joke!!!
lol i like how it spells emo on the blocks
Holy crap Im First!!!!
DAMN YOU THEPOWEROFBLUE!!! YOU HAVE TAKEN AWAY THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN MY LIFE
Now, now *comforts yen* just wait a few years and soon girls will start to become a lot more interesting
or boys… we’ll see
what do you mean OR boys…..
Yen plays with his own flute.
Ney solos yen.
FAIL
SWEET CHEEKS?!
The whole notice is just making me want to curl up in a corner and weep.
Keep screaming til Emo stops
Want me to set fire to it?
heheheheheheheh
Fire! Fire! Yeah. Cool.
heheheheheheheh
Are you threatening me?!
You’re fired.
*in business, never threaten*
Yeah, this was what I noticed first. I hear it in my head spoken by a rough, deep male voice. (please make it stop.)
Their main competitors are Toots Nursery and Dollface Day Care.
Or Sugar Britches…
They go to Want Some Candy Afterschool when they are in grade school
Yes dear?
And wait, they’ll teach your infant?
Apparently drooling IS a learned behavior… but luckily they offer a two week “fast-track” course.
Black bar FAIL!
agree^
They put the mental into developmental.
They also put the right… into Copyright Infringement…
… shut up, I don’t have a lot to work with here -_-
they put the u in nun
They put the “e” in develope as well.
Nah, the Brits did that
They put the me in meteor
They most certainly did NOT put the bop in the bop shebop shebop, nor the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip.
But they did put the ram in the ram a lama ding dong, I am sorry to say. It was all over the news. 3 are in custody, 1 is still at large
(I lol’d)
They even learn how to ALMOST spell EMO.
4ST!
3nd!
I can’t believe I just laughed so hard at these.
Humor FAIL!
Other goofs:
In the first line *daycare* does not need to be capitalized as it is not a proper noun or part of a name. Also, I think it’s two words. In the same line there is a quantity agreement with *child/they*.
In the third line the period should be a question mark and have a space before the next word. In the same line *preschool* should not be capitalized as it’s not a proper noun or name of a specific preschool. There should also be a comma after preschool (some might argue a semi colon and that could also be correct).
Also, the first sentence may be a demand, or a threat. It’s phrased as a question…but no mark, no question.
Grammer Poice! You both need hobbies. I suggest *masturbates*.
As an enlisted officer in the Grammar Police, I may be obligated to call our sister agency, the Spelling Police, down on your head.
what’s an enlisted officer?
|the kid|
GOD. If only I knew who was posting these comments.
It’s the squirrel from the garbage can…he knows all…
Spelling Police. I can Has grammAr?
…you use the phrase ‘I can has’ while talking about grammar?
You’re trying to reason with someone on the internet named titmonger?
Are you implying there’s something wrong with titmonging?
I stopped reading down the comment page after a few of your posts. do u have to be so much of a troll to flame everyone on here? damn women grow some sense. Its the internet, why so serious?
Grammar’s dead but I have a Great Aunt that might be free after Bingo
That good AND free? I’ll take her! She’s not smoked is she?
Ryannon, which of your Aunts is free tonight?
Auntie Dote is nice to have around,
Auntie Psychotic has some issues,
Auntie Gravity always lifts my spirits,
Auntie Static is somewhat hard to understand,
BUT Auntie Body is the one to hold on to.
Auntie Christ is pure evil.
That’s why I didn’t even mention her…
*SHUDDERS*
…eww bad memories of that date.
Auntie Matter keeps exploding at contact with everyone else.
You win so hard.
Yeh, that one made my day…WIN!
I’m one day late, but that just rebooted my whole week, and made, to boot
loved it :]
Auntie Meridian keeps looking at her clock….love it u bastards
Poice?
Previous-fail-reference-recognition fail.
Wow Loz, that’s a mouthful!
Those plums are for pob. He’s a plum-pob.
Straight up!
“Lost in a dream
I don’t know which way to go
A-let me say, if you are all that you seem
Then, baby, I’m movin’ way too slow
I’ve been fooled before
Wouldn’t like to get my love
Caught in the slammin’ door
How about some information, please?”
Try 411.
“Oh oh oh..”
Excuse me a moment while I read far too much into these last two post of yours in this thread.
Grammer?
Geez, you can’t even complete a sentence without compulsively masturbating? I’d be very concerned about your driving.
He gives driving hands-free a whole new dimension, creepy and sticky, but new nonetheless
I think that’s a period after the “kendergarden.”
… they don’t put a space after any of their punctuation.
This is a great example of why the public school system sucks donkey kong >< It was the same at the college I went to, I knew more about the subjects than the teachers did.
And yet…this is almost assuredly a private, not public, business that will help your child “develope” for “kendergarden”.
and grow up to work at the wal-mart
Or the President of the U.S.
It takes much longer than after kendergarden for the period.
I dunno, with the bovine growth hormones and all?
No its all the steroids they put in the chickens.
There is a worldwide shortage of proofreaders. Proof twice, post once. Like measuring & cutting.
Emos measure before cutting?
No Emos cut twice and cry once…
As long as they don’t cry in my free beer.
For 500 yen.
My brain hurts.
Hell, the grammar mistakes I can almost understand. It’s the fact that SpellCheck would have caught every single one of those spelling errors that gets me. Or do they think that the red wavy underline is just there for decoration?
One has to activate that feature to get the wavy red line. At least, that’s what I had to do.
I know it’s already been said, but “daycare” is a compound word, kind of like “stopwatch” or “boardroom”.
As for the ‘quantity agreement’ you mention in the child-they incident, in college we were told to use that phrasing. When writing lesson plans or reports that are not gender or student specific, it’s easier to read and understand that “they” refers to a specific student rather than read “he or she” fifteen million times. For example ” The student should understand the directions. They must also complete the assignment in a timely fashion.”
On another note…don’t blame us poor teachers for someone falling through the cracks. In my school I teach grammar to my 4th graders, but considering about 25% of my class can’t read a basic passage, knowing subject/verb agreement and spelling is the least of my worries. Not that I’m by any means condoning this atrocious display of errors. I’d love to see the curriculum used for infants to develope them for kendergarden.
Anal gramatical guy win…good job loser!!!!
Anyone else notice that the blocks on the left spell EMO?
No. Do they really? We ALL missed that completely! Thank you SO much for pointing that out!!!
[/sarcasm]
Wow, I thought all the posts about Emo people were just a coincidence! Thanks for bringing that to my attention.
*puts on hat and lights pipe*
Why of course, it’s elementary my dear, Watson.
I should think it’d be affordable. Like maybe a penny and two bits of string.
Sorry, store policy. We cannot accept bits of string.
since it would take too long to shoehorn the entire joke in between there and here, i will simply call forth the random punchline:
“nope, i’m a frayed knot”
A piece of string walks into a bar…
The bartender throws it out. The string contorts it’s body, frizzes it’s edge, and walks back in. The bartender says: hey! you’re that string I just threw out! The string says: No, I’m a frayed knot.
*facepalm*
Meh, it was just a theory anyways.
Everybody sing!
“We don’t need no edukaishun!”
Wel, yoo noe hookt on fonix wurkt reel wel fur mee!
Redaction fail: doesn’t it seem like this left you with a lot of information to track these people down if you were so inclined? I’m sure no one actually cares, but still, fail.
End all interrogative sentences with a “?”. For example, “Do you want … grow?”.
Does anyone disagree.
Tonight on the presidential debates: improving our schools; fund, reform, or just fire these f*cktards?
Kendergarden? Kender means cannabis in hungarian. It must be interesting to see children being prepared for a whole garden of weed..
Kendergarden? Tasslehoff Burrfoot would be proud!
YES!
Gratuitous Dragonlance reference FTW.
*geeks out*
Hee. Perhaps a “kendregarden” then is a place where one can learn to be a kleptomaniac?
(Once played a kender myself. Was very fun. Ok, now that my own geekiness is exposed ..)
*geeks out too*
TAS!
No! Don’t TAS me bro’.
YOU SHOULD’VE JUST POSTED THE PHONE #. NO NEED TO BLOT THAT OUT.
LET US TELL THEM IT’S WORTH ALL THE EFFORT TO CORRECT ALL TYPING MISTAKES.
YOU CALL NUMBERS POSTED ON FAILBLOG?
It all started with the rubber fist.
IS YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY BROKEN, SPAZMATAZ?
SORRY, I’M SOMETIMES GIVEN TO MUMBLING.
HYPOCRISY!
*SIGH*
NOT UNDERSTANDING THE JOKE FAIL.
Damn you bailflog. Put my comments where I tell you, not where you think they should go.
DOUBLE DAMN YOU! WHY DO YOU PRETEND TO PUT MY COMMENT IN ONE PLACE THEN MOVE IT BACK WHERE I INTENDED?
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
COOL. GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE THIS HAPPENS TO. SOMETIMES THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO!!!
It seems to be getting (sorry) IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING WEIRDER TOO. I DID A COMMENT THE OTHER DAY THAT ONLY SAID “ME?” AND IT VANISHED TO WHO KNOWS WHERE.
THERE IS A RIFT IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
It’s the flux capacitor, it got damaged in the oh god I cant even pretend to be this geeky.
I ACCIDENTY THE WHOLE COMMENT. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
I HAD A FRIEND WHO HAD THIS HAPPEN. HE WAS SHOOTIN’ SOME B’BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS, UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN HIS NEIGHBOURHOOD AND HE ACCIDENTY THE WHOLE COMMENT.
AFTER THAT HIS MOTHER GOT SCARED AND SAID “YOU’RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTY AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR”.
Did he then whistle for a cab whose licence plate said ‘fresh’ and which had dice in the ‘meer’?
YES THAT’S…OH SORRY ARE WE NOT SHOUTING ANYMORE?
Yes, that’s the one. He was going to say the cab was rare but he thought “na, forget it”
Bit of an anti-climax to that yarn. I feel like someone the last pages out of my book. What should you do?
Blame American TV?
Stop ’til daddy makes you scream.
excellent!
I’m ashamed to say I live way too close to Highland Springs. It has turned into a black hole in the universe all knowledge and money goes in and nothing comes out.
Took a long time for Billy Madison to finally finish college.
The worst part of this fail… is that I have a college degree and I work surveillance at a small pub and casino… and the person who wrote that advertisement is probably making more money than me…
Maybe so, but be grateful you don’t have to deal with emo infants.
I kinda doubt it. No one goes into education for the money.
I worked in early childhood education and it is the fast lane to poverty.
Try going to art school, report back!
My dad was a commercial artist.
I should try that, I can draw amazingly, and theater costumes and sets are not doing it for me. One bit.
I can draw amazingly…
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.
.
.
…badly.
First let me say that I do indeed find you an amazing draw. Second, he was in advertising and if you don’t keep your sense of humor you will go nuts. An artist needs to keep their perspective as well.
Mmm! And can’t you tell I have a sense of humor?
A sense of humor and a forgiving nature, since you haven’t fragged me yet.
Hmm…I do and I do…but I had to look “fragged” up, there’s a pile of weirdness in urbandictionary…only one was familiar to me…you’ll never guess which.
I didn’t know that there was more than one. My meaning was the first definition.
p.s. Which were you familiar with?
Hmm, actually two…you’ll have to figure it out.
I love a woman of mystery.
By the by what manner of theater do you work at?
I’m mysterious, baby. And I do children’s theater, done by adults, so I’m costuming Pinocchio, two A Christmas Carols, and Babes in Toyland at the moment. It’s a nonprofit and interesting, and I can do whatever the hell I want cause I run the place. It’s fun. But there’s no money in it.
That was my situation with pre-schooling. Finger painting, playdough, blocks, and all mine to play with; as well as get paid for it. I just didn’t get paid enough to live on in even the most hermit like way.
Seriously. Tonight was the first night I’ve been able to go drink and dance for two weeks. I don’t make enough to go on there.
Ah ha! When I didn’t see you earlier this evening I suspected that you were out enjoying a real life in the real world. I was right. Are you trying to make the rest of us depressed? Well, in my case, it worked.
Aww. And I just did it again tonight! :p
Now I’m really depressed. I sat here tonight doing drawings for class. I’m back in school, yet again.
Why didn’t you underline the part where it says EMO?
But people love to dev-elope!!!
cat /dev/elope > nearestborder
XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Do you want to clean that up? ‘cos I’m not touching it!!
More like
cat /dev/elope > /tmp/insanity
Damn, the address has been censored! I was going to egg the building, but how on earth will I find this particular Sweet Cheeks Educational Developmental home Daycare amongst the thousands no doubt jostling for space on Lee Avenue, Highland Springs, Vancouver 23075?
Yah, good luck on finding that in Vancouver.
Hint: Va is an abbreviation for a state in the USA.
Well, if I were seriously considering vandalism, I’d just google the zip code (and get a plane ticket).
Fact still remains that failblog is fail at removing personal details from image…
Recognition of Canadian postal codes FAIL
Aren’t Canadian postal codes 6 digits consisting of numerics AND letters? It’s something like #A#-A#A
Lindsay,
That isn’t Highland Springs, Virginia? (Or Highland Springs, Vanuatu?)
Grammar cadets: Daycare (like healthcare) can be written as either one or two words — it’s simply a style choice. What surprised me about the grammar cadets’ list of crimes is that the fact that the second “sentence” is a fragment was omitted. Sentence fragments, on the whole, aren’t horrible, as long as they make sense. And this one doesn’t.
Please don’t let these people know of their mistakes! If they correct their advertising, they might actually entice people to send their children there to “develope” their skills. These people should not be providing educational day care, so don’t help them get into the business!
It’s Virginia because of the zip code given.
i thought Va was Viagra
I know where you went wrong. You thought. You should really leave that to more qualified individuals.
Well you certainly can tell what he is thinking with. Maybe that’s the problem.
Shirley’s huge dick?
What about vajayjay?? or vag? or…. i’m stopping now.
No, the Va is where you go to get sub-standard medical treatment.
sad but true in most cases …
Good point, 4ndyman. The point about not letting them on to the mistakes else they correct them and put out enticing adverts. (*shudder*)
People it is Highland Springs, Virginia and if you think that’s bad, go to any school in Charles City, Virginia. The teachers not only talk that way they also spell just as bad.
Oh man… that’s near where I live. The shame!
I wonder if all these people talking about harassing them realize that Lee Ave is a residential street… That’s someone’s -home- address, not some business. This is basically a home do-it-yourself babysitting business someone’s trying (not very successfully) to run ><
You live near here?
So does I.
We should mate lololllol ima hot girl lollolol or guy
You sure about that?
Well, this one is bad, just not that bad.
Why, are you from Arkansas and seen worse?
Arkansas: Making Alabama look smart since 1836.
Shush, I am moving there next month
Believe it or not, I think only Mississippi does that. I think AL is #49, right behind MI – well, it was a few years ago. Glad I went to school in AL. I are smarter because of it.
M
MI = Michigan
MS = Mississippi
MI = Michigan (far away, snows there)
MS = Mississippi (just next door to AK, AL & LA)
AK = Arkansas (where Ryannon being move to)
AL = Alabama (smart since 1836)
LA = Louisiana (where I is at)
MO = Missouri (where nothing of intrest happens)
MA = Massachusetts
MD = Maryland
ME = Maine
MF = Mother F#cker
MN = Minnesota
MT = Montana
OK = Oklahoma (where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain)
AK = Alaska
AR = Arkansas
I remember this and I don’t even live around there. OR do I?
Arkansas state motto: STOP PRONOUNCING THE S DAMNIT!
Arkan-ah?
Jason and the Arkan-ahts.
Alaska state motto: I can see Russia from my window!
Uh, isn’t AK Alaska??? Arkansas is AR.
AK= Alaska
AR= Arkansas
FIRE IN MY HAIR FOLLICLES
Sewards Follicles?
In Soviet Russia, they pull their hair out over Seward’s Folly.
That was golden.
Thanks coyote.
I thought that you might get a rush out of it.
Your dingleberries are on fire…
and on a serious note who the hell would send their children there?
Answer:
Those fine parents that can read just well enough to find it,
but not enough to see any of the mistakes.
Holy Crap! I thought I was looking at the Engrish Blog.
well your not
Your not what? Your not is cute? Your not needs buffing?
your not Helena Handbasket your an imposter MURDERER!!!!
oh sorry i take that back all of this wondering around in the desert looking for a wifi signal on my laptop is really getting to me
“My kingdom for a wifi signal” How—21st Century…
The desert really is a wonder isn’t it?
I wonder whilst I wander in this desolate desert of wifilessness.
Heh, heh. Tickle Me Emo…wouldn’t that be an oxymoron?
You calling me a moron?
What a maroon
Epic grammar fail.
at least it’s affordable!
But the psychotherapy for years to come will not be
more concerned about the EMO school……
At last! we can see where all our trolls got their education! This now begins to make sense.
Well, Whoooo-doggy! Thats right…we’ll learn ‘em how to pick the trailer most likely to git hit by a tornader. We’ll tell ‘em stories about the our secret club called the Klan. And then we’ll school ‘em on the art of meth makin and sour mash squeezins.
Woohee! Know what Elmo says? He says, “Bitch! Where’s my cut for using my picture on your loser ad?”
Dude I live right next to Highland Springs.
Even the retards don’t talk like that.
(having a sense of humor fail)
MAD DEVELOPMENTAL SKILZ! UR CHIRRENS KAN HAZ DEM!!
hukd awn fonixs werkd four mee
Please! Tell me where I can sign up to develope(sic) skills and grow, and where I will be prepared for even Kendergarden(sic)
Hukd on fonix didn’t werk for mea afterall =\
This is awesome! Is tuition due on the 1th or 5nd?
not just spelling fail…
grammar fail…
punctuation fail…
children fail…(ultimately)
we have picture fail too. You se “Emo” on the left picture
Did no one notice that this wonderful daycare is call “Sweet Cheeks”. Or did no one else find this disturbing?
yes, several people, who all commented on it before you.
*masturbates*
So thah teech whore childrun furst?
Schooling for kids can be a bit disillusioning.
I am forever (sarcastically) correcting the QUESTIONS on my kids homework…
Do you correct apostraphe usage errors?
2 fails
This is so fail I have to correct it.
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“Do you want your children in a day care where they can learn, develop skills, and grow, preparing them for preschool and kindergarden, all at an affordable price? Come to:
Sweet Cheeks Developmental Home Daycare
### Lee Ave., Highland Springs, VA 2375
(###) ###-####
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There, my inner OCD child is calm.
Good news! Your kids will be retarded, but it’s affordable!!
i’ve actually never seen such a massive fail…
yeah, sometimes cars unsuspectedly plunge themselves into ice-covered, water-filled parking lots.
but this is inexcusable. it’s about the future.
THE FUTURE
|the kid|
There will always be retards, always. What future do you speak of…
no one notice
E MO fail
they may havea genuine reason waht about how crap spell checker is in word i am sure that it has something to do with this ??
Maybe they should have got a company in to do these flyers cause they look kinda cheap we could have done a great job just take a look at our portfolio
Would love to visit that center. Come on, guys, there are frigging KENDERS in there!
I mean, We might even find some elves or whatnot
It’s the old people who don’t realize they’re supposed to use a space after a period. You don’t pay so much attention to such things when handwriting so it’s hard to notice that there is a separate space. People just assume that it’s included in the period itself. I’m most bugged by the missing comma after preschool. I didn’t learn to write until I was almost 8 and I turned out just fine so I don’t see why kids in kindergarten should care about spelling.
OMFG i live in highland springs virginia
I heard they make nice barbecued penis down there.
A nuclear weapon is an explosive device that derives its destructive force from nuclear reactions, either fission or a combination of fission and fusion. Both reactions release vast quantities of energy from relatively small amounts of matter; a modern thermonuclear weapon weighing little more than a thousand kilograms can produce an explosion comparable to the detonation of more than a billion kilograms of conventional high explosive.[1] Even small nuclear devices with yields equivalent to only a few thousand tons of TNT can devastate a city. Nuclear weapons are considered weapons of mass destruction, and their use and control has been a major aspect of international policy since their debut.
In the history of warfare only two nuclear weapons have been detonated offensively, both during the closing days of World War II. The first was detonated on the morning of 6 August 1945, when the United States dropped a uranium gun-type device code-named “Little Boy” on the Japanese city of Hiroshima. The second was detonated three days later when the United States dropped a plutonium implosion-type device code-named “Fat Man” on the city of Nagasaki, Japan. These bombings resulted in the immediate deaths of around 120,000 people (mostly civilians) from injuries sustained from the explosion and acute radiation sickness, and even more deaths from long-term effects of (ionising) radiation. The use of these weapons was and remains controversial. (See Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki for a full discussion.)
Since the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, nuclear weapons have been detonated on over two thousand occasions for testing purposes and demonstration purposes. The only countries known to have detonated nuclear weapons — and that acknowledge possessing such weapons — are (chronologically) the United States, the Soviet Union (succeeded as a nuclear power by Russia), the United Kingdom, France, the People’s Republic of China, India, Pakistan, and North Korea. Israel is also widely believed to possess nuclear weapons, though it does not acknowledge having them. For more information on these states’ nuclear programs, as well as other states that formerly possessed nuclear weapons or are suspected of seeking nuclear weapons, see List of states with nuclear weapons.
felt like being a dumbass
How do you feel now?
it should read, ‘where he or she,’ not ‘where they.’
AMAZING! I work about 5 minutes from Highland Springs… this fail truly says all about the place too.
yes the spelling is poor
but i don’t find it funny…in the slightest.
DOUBLE PHAIL!
Have Elmo the Emo teach you how to speel incorretlie. how to get the best deals on tight pants, the correct way to slit wrists, and even train them to scream alonng with Screamo!
I’m not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but the blurb also fails at noun/pronoun agreement:
“Child” is singular
“They” is plural
We really need a unisex singular pronoun to avoid offending some people by choosing “he/his” or “she/her”… or offending English teachers by using “his/her” or “she/he”. hehe
And the use of “they” or “their” is just flat wrong, grammatically speaking.
I kin vouch fer them. They be teeching our younguns how ter spel an everthang.
nothen rong wit them. hel i lernt my spellin thar.
Theyz be mak’n r kids ‘tarded and everythane for free for 500 yen. Not like those pricey fancy-schmancy retardation seminars we usually send our yung’ns to nowadays. And that’s important and everything because price is everything now that the magic wall street ran out of magic. hell, ever since daylight savings, we’ve been seeing more and more of that darn sun.
lol it even says emo on the side x’D
I’m actually live like an hour away from that place omg haha
Bonus: they didn’t end they’re question with a question mark.
their*
horray! emo childcare!
It’s nice that they’re getting the kids involved in sign making…
Holy punctuation fail too…
we are all desperate enough to write on old postings
Krynn needs a kendergarden.
Go to the Emo Daycare! Here we will teach that emo music is better than anything else, how to dress yourself and how to do proper Suicide!!!
teaches em to be emo too..look at the left side of the pic
Has anyone noticed the extra fail in punctuation in the first sentence? There should be a (?) at the end of that sentence.
The blocks say “EMO”
Did anyone else notice the MAJOR name choice fail? Is “sweet cheeks” really a good name for a daycare? ROFL!
the kid will be happy and safe, but won’t know how to spell…