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i’ll tow you!
I’ll find $50!
FIRST!!!!!!!
to be
SECOND!!!!!!
you fail at being first
I was first once, it didnt live up to the hype
O RLY?
Actualy yeah it does. It’a not saying FIRST it’s saying FRIST that makes it awesome
I was frist once.
/I got better
It’s a trap!
a booby trap?
My girlfriend had one of those installed.
I’m forever getting my fingers caught in it.
i hear its a bit like a mouse trap
It’s a chinese finger trap
Nipple clamps.
I know it’s not relevant
I just like nipple clamps.
Nipple clamps.
And our nipples thank you
Build a better booby trap…and the world will beat off a path to your door.
If you build it, they will come. Again. And again. And then they will leave to buy some tissue and come back for more.
*slaps thigh and laughs heartily*
Ouch!
OUCH!
*replaces comment failblog ate*
beat off?
*masturbates*
I’ve tried twice with that same RWE reference in the last few weeks. Finally, someone managed a funny with it.
*smooch*
why are there no more comments?
Unattended comments were towed.
This must be a cunning plan to get older drivers off the road.
As soon as they get on the bus you take their cars away.
Then when all the WW2 vets have been done the sign can be switched to Vietnam or Korea.
Within 10 years all ex soldiers should be using public transport.
A double-pun at that!
Let’s just get down to it: That’s how Hitler and the Nazis did it.
There goes Godwin’s Law, so let’s move on from it, okay?
[Yay, my first comment in the right place!]
Right place?
News just in for loufail: I’ve been posting my comments one entry off since I started.
If I was your mother, I would be proud. I would also be drunk by 11 eveyr morning
And If I were your father, I’d be roaming the country looking for those DAMN ALIENS!
Gorgonzola, I am your father
I guess it’s like in those Third World cities where you gotta pay off some guy on the street or your parked car disappears.
This brings some unpleasant childhood memories back. Some bastards nearly towed our car away, once. And I was still in it, watching the ugly scary man hook the car to the truck…
*curls into fetal position and bites nails*
That was my *uncle*, he is in jail now, you can come out.
Right, So we won’t take the car there, we won’t park.
Thats even worse than unattended baggage being removed at the airport. :p
Maybe it’s a statement of fact. They park; also sometimes they ride. Those wacky veterans!
It’s probably because the parking lot is full…
Maybe you have to hire an attendant when you park, and they tow people who don’t get one?
Do they park and ride the s.l.u.t with their whore children?
Disappointing fail! Using “th” instead of “nd” is just low grade fail!
So is posting in the wrong fail
You accidentally the wrong post!
what should he do!?
…to the rescue!
Use an action ver- aw, shit, I left it unattended. *chases tow truck
* Come back here with my verb!
To the rescue!
Man, his shoes fell off as well. That gotta hurt!
My brother he was doing shit like that and then they had to operate on his ballsack. I made big fun of him all week after.
There’s something wrong with angels getting a ‘facial’. Damn priests.
That is a f*cking huge snake
Hahaha that dumb@$$, why didnt he put the car in park?
Now where do I find my $50?
Teh kitteh iz soooo kute.
anyone actually gonna talk about this fail?
Oh! Long & Hard too!
you all fail!
I like peanut butter
So does your dog, it still doesn’t make it legal to give it to him that way
Lame. The sign is just referring to the vehicles that are left there for days. The comments are funnier than the picture.
Aren’t they always?
Yeah, I’m beginning to think the picture is just to get us started. They could probably post pictures of just about anything and the comments would be just as good.
Step 1: Take a picture of air
Step 2: Post to failblog
Step 3: Discuss amongst yourselves until it is no longer about air
Ok, maybe not “anything”.
Yes, absolutely anything would do….
A photo of a blank blue sky with the word “FAIL” put in one corner and a totally random word as the title would attract 120+ posts within 24 hours, easily.
You really do speak the truth don’t you?
Only problem is, it won’t get put up. I submitted, but do not see.
Scuse me while I go cry. It was a Failboat, too! (click my name and get my e-mail from my website if you really, really want to see it that bad.)
‘Course, my lolcats didn’t make ICHC, either. Poo. And they’re my own kittehs.
Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profits!
Ah, you beat me.
He did? I’ll teach him to raise his hand against you! I’ll thrash him to within an inch of his life!!
He did. *cries*
Where’s my horsewhip!?
What is ‘to tow’?
Not to tow, that is the question
Wether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the fines and tickets of an outrageous parking law…
…Or take to the court an endless sea of tickets, and by opposing them, end them.
The majority of people commenting on failblog are such freaking whiners. Just answer the freaking question and don’t turn around the jar ffs.
but to tow, that is the answer
I have 10 tows
When repo men compete, they go tow to tow.
With what do repo men in the middle east tow? Camels per chance?
lmao
here’s some duct tape, your ass is coming loose
I’d fire at the Hummers, first. Those WWII vets are good at camouflage.
How Not to be Seen.
I don’t recommend going TOW to TOW with them.
Here’s your $50.
Perhaps they have TOW missiles.
Finally.
But Sir, you can’t fire at our own men!
Plus, look, the November Playboy is here!
Back to your room now, here’s tissue.
Contradiction senses… Tingling!
All the comments that have no purpose on this Fail post, failed.
no wonder people are afraid to leave their cars and take the bus!