actually its:
aici ba (here dude)
doamnelor si domnilor (ladies and gentleman)
ba jon ma filmezi? (dude jon, yuh filming?)
watch this babe!
Eeeehhh[*Clonk*]…..
Wimps. As if oatmeal and Stuff cooked inside a sheep’s stomach is any more nasty than cheese. I mean, what the hell is cheese?! It’s milk that has gone so spectacularly bad that it’s solid or semi-solid and not even classifiable as milk anymore. But it’s totally commonplace in our society, while we make funny faces when we hear about how the Inuit in northern Canada like to eat seals’ eyeballs.
/food rant
Not that cheese isn’t awesome. But I wouldn’t knock a seal eyeball ’till I tried it. And of course Haggis was probably banned because you’re not actually allowed to bring food that isn’t in a can across the border, last time I checked.
haggis is made with barley And it is yummy. Barley and meat .. and there are several variations now … so no real difference than hot dogs or sausage or any such combo-meat product. And as for the sheep’s stomach, thats just what you boil it in you don’t eat.
*wishing I had some haggis, neeps and tatties and a tall glass of Guineess now *
You’re forgetting the heart, liver and lungs which go into the stomach as well. And you have to have whiskey with haggis, not Guinness
But enough of this… I’m too hungover to be discussing such things.
*vomits*
Erm…and cheese is not “milk gone bad” but “milk mixed with other ingredients to make something new”. You know, the way people combine stuff to make other stuff? Even bleu cheese has to be injected with a specific bacteria to cause the mold to grow.
I wonder who the first person to try it was. Some guy somewhere had to say to himself “I bet cooking milk for a long time, then squeezing all the juice out of it, and finally letting it sit for a few months would taste awesome!” Something tells me this was a dare.
Arrian, perhaps SOS was saying “(In the video,) does the log hit him?” It might not be entirely clear, but if so, it’s not grammatically incorrect, either.
No one person is at fault here, but I think the Fail boards are getting waaaay too heavy on spelling and grammar policing for minute and isolated typos. Often the corrections are both debatable and pointless, as well. If you can turn someone’s mistake into a tease, or a punsational bon mot, that’s one thing, but in my opinion, correcting a single typo just for the sake of correcting ranks up there with insulting the people who post first, even when their only offense is typing a witty comment.
Yes, Loz. In order to demonstrate my point, I *showed* why it’s not always necessary to edit people. Are you trying to imply I contradicted myself in some way?
Well, “does” can be taken to mean “as we currently speak” however it can also be used to imply or equal: (In the video) does the log hit him? Even so, it would make sense, because the video is still there, so one could say that the log hits in as we speak, because the video is existent as we speak. Though frankly, I too prefer “Did”.
also, u can love it and still have said no, making it rape, very very strict laws on this matter, also a little bit too open to interpretation, because technically you both must give written, signed consent beforehand for it not to be rape.
I wish that videos like this would go a little longer than them just getting hit…like the one when the kid gets hit in the face by the soccer ball off the right post…it would make it seem more credible if i saw his unconscious body lying there for a bit….wow that sounds perverted
Who holds his penis above their head, then flings it in such a way that it swings into the back of his head, knocks himself out and continues into his mother while he lies unconscious?
Your tough talk just proves that you’re a pre-pubescent asshole that got no love at home during your formative years. You wouldn’t know what to do with a real woman if one ever let you get within 50 feet without yelling for the police. Dude, do us all a favor, and wash your mouth out with buckshot. That is, if your daddy says you can play with the guns.
There is an Italian place in Ft Lauderdale and their menu says they will gladly toss your salad. It wouldn’t be as funny if the owner spoke English better than she does. I giggle every time I order a salad there.
stupid guy: here, here
are you filming me?
watch this baby
friend 1: he’s dead
mofo
stupid guy: dude, what’s happening to me?
friend 1: dude dude
stupid guy: what’s happening to me dude?
dude, what’s happening to me?
friend 1: dude, what happened?
stupid guy: shit
friend 1: what happened?
hey, come here, come here…
Cristi…
…Cristi hit himself
stupid guy: but how did I hit myself?
friend 1: dude, what have you done?
friend 2: what did he do?
stupid guy: I don’t know dude…
friend 2: what did you do man?
stupid guy: I don’t know dude, I suddenly fell…
friend 1: clean up your face
stupid guy: huh?
friend 1: clean up your face
friend 2: come on, let’s go…
Well… I’m a Romanian, and I don’t say: “Americans are stupid” or “Iranians are stupid”. Every nation has its stupid and intelligent people. Never judge a book by it’s cover
it’s the USA with the larger amount of stupid people generally… although this is coming from a citizen of the country that invented the word ‘chav’ so i can’t really talk…
You should be shot in the head several times with a nailgun ilikenothing, every person is proud of his country xcept for some underdeveloped romanians who think they are too good for it.
Is this the short version? I think there’s a long version of this clip where the dude eventually gets up, and starts walking around really slowly. And he has a blank look on his face, like he’s completely confused. It’s the best part IMO.
It’s hard to tell whether it was him or the log that hit the ground/water first. Maybe it was some kind of gravity experiment. I watched 5 times and couldn’t decide.
In Soviet Russia, Mentally Retarded Guy bangs a giant log’s head. XD I couldn’t say that with a straight face! In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your face and you die. In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks your face and you die.
Gotta take your hat off to showboating, i’m sure thats what wiped out the dinosaurs; all the males trying to man-up to impress chicks by how extremely fucking adept they were at being generally manly.
Nope still cant figure out which one hit the ground first….
I still can’t stop watching it either….
One more thing, I hope that kid got knocked the f*** out of him, cuz no one…EVER should be that stupid….
I’ve had whole days that feel like this.
Amen to that!
That gave me a stiffy
Easy tiger. She said whole not hole.
Bend over and I’ll show you my easy tiger !
Easy tiger, bending dragon?
LOL WIN!!!
I, inches. There exitoginal.
Clam sol my hummel…
I introduce baby!!
Eeeehhh[*Clonk*]…..
…..
I had to read that twice to catch your meaning. Wow.
Rofl that’s what I heard too XD
Subtitles FTMFW *laughing ass off*
xD
It has no sense!
actually its:
aici ba (here dude)
doamnelor si domnilor (ladies and gentleman)
ba jon ma filmezi? (dude jon, yuh filming?)
watch this babe!
Eeeehhh[*Clonk*]…..
Dragon doesn’t bend for just anybody, as that creepy movie-theater-leg-toucher guy found out!
Thank you PoB! I thought I was going to have to *FOOOOOM!!!* someone there!
You’re welcome!
*is slightly disappointed that there won’t be any FOOOOOM!!!-age*
Oh, stick around. I’m sure there will be some eventually.
Joder. What happened to commenting on the actual fail!!
Mierda. You start. Knock yourself out.
OMG HE SHOULD WIN A DARWIN AWARD LOLOOL11!!1
Shouldn’t that be a “woodie”?
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it
I accidentally the whole day like this
What did you do?
Correction: You accidenty the whole day like this
What should you do???
Recurring theme win.
log throwing fail, knocking self unconscious win
A log has been thrown
But an extra thump I hear
Pride takes a beating
*claps*
WAH! WAH! WAH!
So close to a Darwin Award!
You would NEVER see a female do such a stupid (macho) thing!
Totally not true!
no cause they couldn’t lift the log
no, because they couldn’t lift the log…
That’s a pathetic log anyway. He should go to Scotland and watch them do caber tossing!
Make him eat Haggis!
I think you mean ‘Let them eat haggis!’.
Haggis the Horrible? What about his wife Helga? And don’t leave Eddy out of it
Haggis was in Harry Potter, silly.
Hagrid?
Well, yes, I am feeling rather run down today. Does it show?
oooh, good one.
Haggard?
Merle? Is that you?
Merle?
The bottle let you down
Things aren’t funny anymore (1974 hit)
Norman?
Merlin’s beard
Bilton Merle
yes?
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okie dokey
ummm…no. silly.
Hagar lol
Hagar the Horrible
And, more importantly……..A deep fried Mars bar!
mmmmmmm……..
Your face belongs to Haggis
Haggis’s like a peeing furnace
Haggis was actually banned by US customs; they say it’s as dangerous as nuclear material.
Wimps. As if oatmeal and Stuff cooked inside a sheep’s stomach is any more nasty than cheese. I mean, what the hell is cheese?! It’s milk that has gone so spectacularly bad that it’s solid or semi-solid and not even classifiable as milk anymore. But it’s totally commonplace in our society, while we make funny faces when we hear about how the Inuit in northern Canada like to eat seals’ eyeballs.
/food rant
Not that cheese isn’t awesome. But I wouldn’t knock a seal eyeball ’till I tried it. And of course Haggis was probably banned because you’re not actually allowed to bring food that isn’t in a can across the border, last time I checked.
I…was not expecting such a comment. Touche, my lady.
PWG… Color me converted.
I’m just gonna run out and get me some sheep stomach.
MMMmmmmmMmmMmm!
haggis is made with barley
And it is yummy. Barley and meat .. and there are several variations now … so no real difference than hot dogs or sausage or any such combo-meat product. And as for the sheep’s stomach, thats just what you boil it in you don’t eat.
*wishing I had some haggis, neeps and tatties and a tall glass of Guineess now *
You’re forgetting the heart, liver and lungs which go into the stomach as well. And you have to have whiskey with haggis, not Guinness
But enough of this… I’m too hungover to be discussing such things.
*vomits*
Wait…. so you’re so pretentious that you think cheese is…
Wow.
How is thinking cheese is wow pretentious? Maybe she just really likes cheese.
Cheese is wow. There I said it.
Erm…and cheese is not “milk gone bad” but “milk mixed with other ingredients to make something new”. You know, the way people combine stuff to make other stuff? Even bleu cheese has to be injected with a specific bacteria to cause the mold to grow.
“Milk gone bad” sounds like one of those caught-on-tape FOX reality shows.
“When Milk Attacks”
Fear-mongering television for the lactose intolerant.
It does, and seems to imply rape at an anti-abortion rally.
No…no, it really doesn’t.
Dude, Cheese is SO much MORE than the WOW! It is the IT!!!1! It is AMBROSIA made out of milk and mold!!!
Um, nothing she said about cheese isn’t true. How do you think they make cheese? Magical cheese fairy?
Even better, it comes from cow breastmilk. Which, for some reason, is LESS gross than human breastmilk.
For the same reason that eating cow flesh is less gross than eating human flesh?
I’d rather eat human flesh.
Kinky!
True, but in this case just a vegan misanthropist.
I just prefer to nibble and lick it.
*has already wheyed in on the subject*
Curd you refresh my mammory? OH wait, I remember now.
.
Man’s inhumanity to calf…that made me
There are also goats milk based cheeses and let’s not forget Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
No, let’s forget it. NOW.
How about Danish Bimbo then?
Let’s not forget le chien qui rie.
WHAT did you call me?!
I think that he called you a laughing dog. I’d bite him on the leg if I were you.
That’s your job, and I was talking to YOU.
Hee hee hee…!
I think he called you a delectable morning pastry that goes great with a cup of coffee… but I could be mistaken.
No, no, no! Milk is RAPE. Don’t you know ANYTHING?!
I wonder who the first person to try it was. Some guy somewhere had to say to himself “I bet cooking milk for a long time, then squeezing all the juice out of it, and finally letting it sit for a few months would taste awesome!” Something tells me this was a dare.
Even though the cows brush their nipples against grass all day.
There’s also cheese from sheep and goat milk, too. Hmm.
Then there’s dog’s milk. The wonderful thing about that is that you can’t tell when it’s gone off (Red Dwarf ref).
Don’t be speakin’ ill of my cheese, now. I love some cheese.
Haggis come’s in a can… The sheep’s that is
♫♫ Haggis comes in a can,
It was put there by a man,
In a factory,
Downtown,
And if I had my way,
I’d eat haggis everyday.♫♫
you can get tinned haggis
No, NEVER!
*laughs heartily*
They just marry these idiots, screw them, have and raise their babies
to be idiots just like that!
Yeah, and you’d never see men compare vaginas.
That’s not entirely true, we compare them all the time, as you should know, some are better than others
Men have vaginas? No wonder giving birth was so painful for me, I should have let his father give birth.
No silly, we have the vaginas, men love to look at / compare them,
very much as “tigr” says, despite Mike’s contrary contention.
*flashes tigr*
I fail!
Aha! A funny “i-have-a-big-penis” comeback!
Well done
females can barely lift my dick let alone a piece of timber
Dead weight is like that.
I’ve never commented before, and after reading this, I couldn’t help myself. This MUST be the burn of the week. Good one!!!
WIN!!
You should just be glad they can even see something that small.
Try using tweezers and a magnifying glass.
It’s not the dick. We just can’t lift the ego attached to it.
Wow, so many different ways to burn the same comment…
Shame BotW isn’t around anymore, this would easily win.
Yup. I’d say that we have a burned Vienna sausage here.
Clearly you’ve never been to the Highland Games XD
They still drive…
Guys like that will keep trying until they succeed
Succeed at what? The “feat of strength” or the “serious bodily injury to self”?
Succeed at getting the award, of course!
The Darwin Award i hope i don’t think he deserves anything else maybe a bigger log to help him on his way
All the bigger logs are being used as replacement bumpers.
The Darwin Award, that is.
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whoa!
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How the heck did you do that?
a little somthing called character map(or hold ALT and press between 4 and 6 numbers on the number pad(depends on your system and font)
Is that like running between platforms 7 and 8?
In the time it took you to type first upside down, you ended up 2th.
Not as bad as getting 3st though.
שּׂסּשּׁ¦¦ ŢĤļŞ ĺş ĆøøŁ
2th?….. wtf.
You mean platforms 9 and 10.
˙sǝpoɔ ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ dn ƃuıʞool uɐɥʇ ʇı op oʇ sʎɐʍ ɹǝʇsɐɟ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ
well i dont have a numpad!
He wrote it on a mirror and then scanned the mirror.
2th!
4nd!
5st
6rd
6rd!
7zk
Fail.
win
Y2k!
*shakes 5st*
*slakes 3st*
Does the log hit him…?
No, not at all. He ran into it backwards and hit the log. The log definitely has a strong case against him
WIN!
Win…nice one dude…
DID the log hit him*
um…. “does the log hit him” is grammatically valid. “does” and “did” are just different tenses.
So as we speak he is continuing to concuss himself with a log? I thought he may have learned his lesson.
It was a cereal log, it came with a knife set
no… only every time you watch the video
It depends on whether you are talking about the event or the video of the event.:
“Did the log hit him on the day he threw it?”
“Does the log hit him in the video?”
You really think he’s going to remember getting hit?
IS LEARNING his lesson. Why so tense?
Arrian, perhaps SOS was saying “(In the video,) does the log hit him?” It might not be entirely clear, but if so, it’s not grammatically incorrect, either.
No one person is at fault here, but I think the Fail boards are getting waaaay too heavy on spelling and grammar policing for minute and isolated typos. Often the corrections are both debatable and pointless, as well. If you can turn someone’s mistake into a tease, or a punsational bon mot, that’s one thing, but in my opinion, correcting a single typo just for the sake of correcting ranks up there with insulting the people who post first, even when their only offense is typing a witty comment.
Says the person who just corrected someone in the very same comment.
Yes, Loz. In order to demonstrate my point, I *showed* why it’s not always necessary to edit people. Are you trying to imply I contradicted myself in some way?
I really don’t get why you like to attack me so.
Bravo! I think you’re absolutely right.
Well, “does” can be taken to mean “as we currently speak” however it can also be used to imply or equal: (In the video) does the log hit him? Even so, it would make sense, because the video is still there, so one could say that the log hits in as we speak, because the video is existent as we speak. Though frankly, I too prefer “Did”.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
You sound tense.
What kind of mood do you think he’s in?
If he’s now relaxed I would say that he is past tense.
Grammatically yes but situationally, it’s a fail.
yes, but the video happened inthe PAST, therefore does is not, in fact, valid at all. Damn illiterate modern society *waves properly educated fist*
Not if you pause it while he is spinning
He accidentally the log.
i find it funny and ironic that a really dumb video was posted by an Aggie.
i loved being assraped
If you loved it, it wasn’t a rape :-/
It may count as rape if you are underage.
O…K… You have got a dirty mind bwoy…
How on earth was that dirty-minded? I was just stating a fact.
It was what came to YOUR mind, not mine…
you dont want to see what came in my mind
It also came to the mind of whoever wrote the laws of your country.
also, u can love it and still have said no, making it rape, very very strict laws on this matter, also a little bit too open to interpretation, because technically you both must give written, signed consent beforehand for it not to be rape.
Tell that to my ex-girlfriend
I guess a lot of guys already did.
WIN!
whahaha
I don’t call it rape. I call it surprise sex.
That’s funny, that’s what your future cellmate calls it too!
My future cellmates call it ‘hide the sausage’.
Ohhhhhh BURN
like me!
yep you cant rape the willing unless your me then ill just fight to get some more hehe i love that guys log
happarently, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape….
Happarently, you got the joke wrong, it’s 9 out of 10 prisoners DON’T enjoy gang rape…
don’t call it “rape”, call it “surprise sex”
WATCH THIS- famous last words.
Was there beer involved?
In Louisiana, the official state Last Words begin with, “Hold my beer, watch this”…
In Soviet Russia, beer watches you.
Yup, bars are prime spying spots for the KGB.
Other prime spying spots for the KGB: Putin’s eyes. (According to McCain’s counterintellegence, at least.)
I love, how you said “are”, instead of “were”.
… so true…
In Soviet Russia… DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
In Louisiana, the Official State Last Words begin with, “Hold my beer,
watch this…” and generally involve:
a) an alligator
b) a moving vehicle
c) something flammable & a match
d) trying to impress a female
e) a loaded firearm
f) any and/or all of the above
I have actually been the female, d), involved in one of those processes.
He lived, but Did Not get to make babies with me!
Because he injured his reproductiveness?
Did he accidentally an alligator?
Win?
can i make babies with you?
I would have rated you around a C. Don’t be so hard on yourself
lol
I would guess that beer or pot is involved in 98% of all of the fails we see.
The other 2% involve anchor wires and testicles.
Chances are that skateboarder was on pot, so that makes him part of the 98%
The guy on the skateboard who did that was probably on pot, which
would make him part of the 98%….
Chances are failbob’s on pot, so that makes him double-post.
failbob is probably on pot, which would make him double post.
This has been on StupidVideos.com for a long time already.
Still funny, though.
I wish that videos like this would go a little longer than them just getting hit…like the one when the kid gets hit in the face by the soccer ball off the right post…it would make it seem more credible if i saw his unconscious body lying there for a bit….wow that sounds perverted
Mommy he scares me
Scream until Dr. Tobias Funke stops.
How long do you suppose he was ‘out’?
I heard he first came out to his mum last June. Why is that relevant?
Perhaps he uses that log for… well, you know…
A toothpick?
*works with wood*
Your name wouldn’t perchance be Chuck would it?
Its Richard actually
Dick
Wichawd, you mean
Fwee Wichawd!
Dick Wichawd infact
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
This argument is redundant as woodchucks cannot chuck wood.
M00T!!
This argument is moot* as woodchucks cannot chuck wood. Merci beaucoup.
No thanks needed…my W just got turned upside down.
What about lumberjack woodchucks?
So you mean a woodchuck wouldn’t chuck much wood ’cause a woodchuck cant chuck wood?
Would Chuck Norris?
Not redundant, irrelevant.
I know this!
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All hail arthur dent and douglas adams!
a woodchuck would chuck very much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
There are no Bit-o-Honey in the Childs
Play halloween candy mix this year, there was last year. I wonder why the omission? Sad.
No Bit-O-Honey? Crap! I’ll buy some other mix and a bag of BOH to make up for it.
I dont quite know what to say.
FIRST!!!!
LOG WIN!!!!!!
win.
lol epic fail
I concur.
I concur with Falcon Silence.
i concur with captain falcon
Why was he twirling the log before throwing it anyways? Javelin FAIL.
Majorette FAIL. Some baton!
D’you imagine if all the majorettes learn to handle the baton this way ?
HARD-CORE
He was taken to the hospital and diagnosed with a log arrhythmia.
Why was he throwing the log at all?
Playing fetch with a really big dog?
Clifford the Big Red Dog?
Clifford the Big Red Infidel?
(According to MAD mag.)
Avis, honey, you just summed up all the differences between men and women with one very simple question. Nice job.
Freud would say the log represents his penis and the lake, his mother. Unfortunately he went and f***ed himself in the back of the head.
Who holds his penis above their head, then flings it in such a way that it swings into the back of his head, knocks himself out and continues into his mother while he lies unconscious?
Indeed.
Now, now. Females do incredibly stupid things too. After all he must have have been fathered somehow.
Subtract one have. And no. That does not make it a have/half a comment.
Only when we’re very very drunk, Coyote. I suspect that’s how he was fathered.
I believe Calum has several cats.
Sense, the surprise ninja! When will it stop trying to beat itself into our populations?
I am surprised you can sense a ninja. Ninja fail
Its really not his fault, I’m a psyker.
that was a pretty hard fall…
I love that sound!
*klonk*
Uuuuggghh!!!
*klonk*
they are romanians. the “cocalar” type.
Ahahah. Buna descriere.
Cocalar foarte cunoscut!
Pe bune.
somehow i feel that can’t be the first time he has sustained such a traumatizing head injury.
You think it happened when the doctor dropped him?
From a window?
(Be gentle. I’ve had a hard day)
It’s not the fall that hurts, it’s when you hit the ground.
How do you think the ground feels? You know how many people hit it?
Amen! T(hat’s a shorter version of one of my favorite sayings/threats: It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden deceleration at the end.)
Indeed, I remember the fall was fun, but the stupid umbilical cord acted as a bungee, so I never got to hit the ground.
That was a beautiful FAIL!
Its one that doesnt get old the more you watch it just more funny
Manelist FAIL
Evident
“This video is no longer available”?
FAIL?
reminds me of the nights i slap my wife
You call your penis your wife? Why would you do that?
comments like that are what gets u girls slapped by a penis
You’re the one with a feminine title for your penis.
Go find some willing (comatose) participant to play with.
haha big words for a bimbo…double slap with a splash of lube
Don’t feed the troll.
I’ve decided to ignore the troll. They really should get their insults right though. I’m a bitch, not a bimbo!
When they’re in there basement along time, they really don’t know better.
Ignoring them is best. Without the nourishment of wrathful attention, they wither.
I am neither a bitch nor a bimbo; I think I would classify myself as a (albeit well-educated) slut.
a slut non the less…scum of society
You can spell “society” but not “none”?
Your tough talk just proves that you’re a pre-pubescent asshole that got no love at home during your formative years. You wouldn’t know what to do with a real woman if one ever let you get within 50 feet without yelling for the police. Dude, do us all a favor, and wash your mouth out with buckshot. That is, if your daddy says you can play with the guns.
^Directed at the troll, NOT Coyote…
Woo…nice diatribe!
I like the mouthwash part.
Sorry, I have a weak spot for idiots saying stuff like that. Call it my a-kill-es heel.
Just like Michael Jackson if you add the slutty in.
And that concludes episode one on our documentary on Failblog trolls.
This sentence concludes it actually.
I stand corrected. Thank you Arrian.
You stand corrected?
*pulls up a chair for BFF*
Here you go.
I always thought BFF stood for best briends forever but now realise that the 2th ‘F’ actually represents the ‘4′. I sit corrected.
Oh, this one’s FUN. Sorry I didn’t get to play. I’m pretty sure I’m his worst muthafuckin’ nightmare.
Dragon- I don’t think he left. I’m sure you’ll get a chance to roast him later.
HI!
*hug!*
Hi!
*hugs back*
*Gives BondFan orthopedic shoes*
And I think I would have to classify myself as a madly in lust
with a
Pretentious White Well-educated Slut.
“there basement” lol YOU really need to get your basement and into an English class
BWUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That’s one well-hoisted petard right there.
Part of your R in retard fell off
Why, is his basement running away?
Troll trying to correct grammar FAIL.
One should really check their grammar before they going around correcting the grammar of other people.
Ouch, self mutilation
“get your basement and into an english class”??? I’m sorry, who needs the english class again?
Either white out or a proper noun in this case.
Trolls live under bridges.
Fairytale fail.
It’s ‘ruffle THE shoe’.
I think you’re thinking of the Skateboarding Fail. The dude nutted himself so bad, his shoe got ruffled.
She hits you with a log?
We can only wish.
A log with spikes in the business end.
It’s big. it’s heavy, it’s wood!
LOG!!!!
A Ren and Stimpy fan!
Would you like some powdered toast?
That would make me happy happy.
Joy joy!!
YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
Longer version of this video at :
I like how no one helps him after.
According to the jeans i bet he got hit on the head before that.
I really like how no one helps him after.
in soviet russia log tosses U!
LOLOLOLOL
In soviet Russia YOU hope I get impaled on a huge log.
Actually, in soviet Romania
tossing yourself off – ur doin it rong.
If that was a salad no one would be laughing
Salads can be fun…
There is an Italian place in Ft Lauderdale and their menu says they will gladly toss your salad. It wouldn’t be as funny if the owner spoke English better than she does. I giggle every time I order a salad there.
If you drive north on 95 to New York, there’s a sign that says, “Toss your own salad, $5.99″
you don’t make friends with salad
WIN!!!
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Quick! What’s the number?
1-800-HELP-U-SCAM
If you call within the next 10 minutes, we’ll throw in a second luxury villa!!!
Great fail!
here is the full version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL6JBWgTLHM
subtitles:
stupid guy: here, here
are you filming me?
watch this baby
friend 1: he’s dead
mofo
stupid guy: dude, what’s happening to me?
friend 1: dude dude
stupid guy: what’s happening to me dude?
dude, what’s happening to me?
friend 1: dude, what happened?
stupid guy: shit
friend 1: what happened?
hey, come here, come here…
Cristi…
…Cristi hit himself
stupid guy: but how did I hit myself?
friend 1: dude, what have you done?
friend 2: what did he do?
stupid guy: I don’t know dude…
friend 2: what did you do man?
stupid guy: I don’t know dude, I suddenly fell…
friend 1: clean up your face
stupid guy: huh?
friend 1: clean up your face
friend 2: come on, let’s go…
The full version is much better. His “friend” yells “He’s dead, motherfucker!” in a really happy voice lol
stimulating dialogue
romanians are stupid
Well… I’m a Romanian, and I don’t say: “Americans are stupid” or “Iranians are stupid”. Every nation has its stupid and intelligent people. Never judge a book by it’s cover
Yes, but we will all have to agree that Romania has a pretty large, above average percentage of stupid people nonetheless.
Stiff competition from Turkey
Stiff as a log….
No we don’t. U.S.A. has a huge amount of illiterate people, Romania has thatt percentage very low. We’re not the smartest, but we’re not stupid!
*that… darn it.
We may be fat, illiterate, stupid and slovenly, but damn do we drive nice cars!!!
Yeah! Mine is a Subaru with a log for a bumper.
Heeyyyyyyy…. I drive a Subaru! Don’t knock my log! It’s a giant hand-hewn hardwood!
Don’t knock my log!
…*snortgiggle!*
[/i], dammit!
And hand hewn at that …
Lunchbox, you don’t HAVE a car…
Aaaaand he thusly emphasizes his point perfectly.
yeah, “has that percentage very low”, still doesn’t work.
it’s the USA with the larger amount of stupid people generally… although this is coming from a citizen of the country that invented the word ‘chav’ so i can’t really talk…
less than 5% of USA citizens speak a foreign language..
more than 30% have problems spelling words in ENGLISH.
Romania: 32% speak 2 foreign languages and 73% one language.
But always book a judge with a cover.
And always cover the Book by the judge. (And raise your right hand and swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.)
im romanian too, bre and 90 or above % of people living here are hot damn stupid… like sub-trailer trash level
You should be shot in the head several times with a nailgun ilikenothing, every person is proud of his country xcept for some underdeveloped romanians who think they are too good for it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
………BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*wipes tears*
I watched this way too many times…
This one is Much Better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHxIf_Y5YA
No way that would ever air in the US.
Hahahaha! :’) Still laughing!
Gayest. Pants. Ever.
With everything else that’s going on in that video, you’re looking at his pants? o_O
Mike: DANGEROUSLY steep staircase.
Crow: Mike, you’re looking at the STAIRS? *shakes his head*
it’s like his butt is smiling!
Is this the short version? I think there’s a long version of this clip where the dude eventually gets up, and starts walking around really slowly. And he has a blank look on his face, like he’s completely confused. It’s the best part IMO.
You were right. Search Youtube for “Tosser attempts spinning throw”
Bwahahahaha
Daayyyammm! You just got knocked the fuuuck out!
LMAO…
Harry Potter ?
http://www.agoravox.fr/article.php3?id_article=45859
I was laughing for more than 20 minutes when i saw that.
You’re easily amused! This one was more of a “heh”, *headshake* for me.
It’s hard to tell whether it was him or the log that hit the ground/water first. Maybe it was some kind of gravity experiment. I watched 5 times and couldn’t decide.
win
god damn it i was in a library when i watched this today – having to contain a laugh is the worst
You got knocked the truck out!
You mean knocked the trunk out? o_o
Tree revenge at its finest.
Logging off: you’re doing it wrong!
logging off?
*masturbates*
i’m doin it rite !!!
win!
He was trying it out as a boomerang, it just came back too fast.
rawfl.
So this is the guy that tried getting rid of his boomerang by throwing it away?
arg, why are we still on this? need new pic……
On a completely unrelated note, where the fuck are the Burns of The Week anymore?
gotta hand it to him… he got hammered a lot quicker and cheaper then me last night
A-Huh-Huh He’s got wood huh-huh.
actually it looks fucking painful… somehow i can feel that hit when i watch this.
nevertheless it is outrageous stupid.
Watch the extended version in the Related Videos section. A few seconds after he hits the ground you hear someone yell, “He’s dead!”
Also, they’re Russian, or somewhere similarly Slavic.
just the way he fell made me lol
dude did he fucking die?
The fail is failing. Video is no longer available.
In Soviet Russia, Mentally Retarded Guy bangs a giant log’s head. XD I couldn’t say that with a straight face! In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your face and you die. In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks your face and you die.
Basic laws of physics fail/basic science fail/brains fail.
Gotta take your hat off to showboating, i’m sure thats what wiped out the dinosaurs; all the males trying to man-up to impress chicks by how extremely fucking adept they were at being generally manly.
To quote T-Rex:
“I’ll have to make a note of it, in my LOGS!”
“Wait. Does that even make sense?”
why dont they show a bit more at the end.
and in those jean he needed to be knocked out
with those jean been knocked out was a good thing
GO, GO, mighty Darwin!
i like to have fire poured down my throat
Now, what Fail clip would be complete without a classic face plant?
i hate how quickly they cut these things. i want to see the following minute goddamnit! the fun is just beginning
Cam tarziu pe FailBlog…
omg, he either died or got knocked out
O.o DIE DIE DIE
Well he got it into the water at least!
*THWACK* Fail.
jajaj idiot
terrible
ajajajjaja
Is this guy from Romania? Or the Republic of Moldova? I am romanian, and I hope he’s from the other side
Only in Romaina.
At least your neighbors to the south aren’t that stupid or bad at aiming…
Yup… to bad the neighbors are to the east… geography fail…
This is a log win!!!.
Hooo boy. Another victim of “Watch this!!” except in a foreign language.
wo
shopping bag
i think he knocked himself out…mabye he will forget that he fails so hard.
sooo sad and shameful to share the same country with the log-trowing ultra-macho show-off prick. :-<
Great as a Fail, though.
AWWWWW…………….. i would do something like that LOL pwnd
poor loser
uh duh that reallllllly hurts thats why when your trying to I …take care sometime no use to hurt yourself its futile indeed
CONSCIOUSNESS FAIL
did anyone else notice that he appeared to be knokne out cold?
OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope still cant figure out which one hit the ground first….
I still can’t stop watching it either….
One more thing, I hope that kid got knocked the f*** out of him, cuz no one…EVER should be that stupid….
Physics wins every time.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmao watched it about 10 times!!!!!
OMG!
Did this guy die???
Naaww, sadly he waked up from his 10 sec k.o. .. sadly.
Check the full version with them frenchies talking.
epic fail!!!
PPSSSSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! man what a DUMB ASS!!!!!!
What a tosser.
after having watched the whole clip, i would say it is also a jeans fail.
wanna throw it? wanna throw it?
kk, knock urself out.
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How stupid r u ppl?!?! He is NOT RUSSIAN !!!
Eastern Europe is NOT RUSSIA !!!
He is ROMANIAN, that is NOT RUSSIAN !!!
he took the saying “knock your self out” too litraly
this was epic…we watched it like times in a row
That was beautifull. =P