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My girlfriend moved there after we broke up.
First, to reply an idiot.
First to accidentally an idiot.
first to idiot, accidentally
Accidentally, idiot to first.
to accidentally idiot, first
Damn, used it all up.
To idiot, first acidentally.
first accidentally idiot to.
though with that, you do end the sentence with a preposition, and that’s something you should never end a sentence with.
It’s accidenty, not accidentally.
Sorry, but there’s no incorrect way to perpetrate a meme. Internet law #449!
Bend over and I’ll show you an internet law !
In Soviet Russia accidentally idiots you.
There is no Internet law 449 – you made that up.
I’m REALLY sorry about this, Shirley, but rule 34 is applicable to this fail…
,first to accidentaly idiot…… not used up i say :S
I should my spelling.
i’m trying to make a prison joke to go with the following punchline, but nothing so far really works:
one should never end a sentence with a proposition.
How? It was HUGE!
accidently to idiot first
first accident to…idiot
Sorry I am new at this. Should have said first like the rest. I will endeavor to do better next time.
No, you were doing it right.
.
Never say “First”. It’s against internet law 448, and causes lots of backlash against you.
Of course, you posted a relevant and funny comment, and you still got backlash…
That’s the internet law #598 – everything you say WILL cause lots of backlash against you.
NO IT WON’T YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A LIFE FORM!!!!!!
It does, I got my email hacked and posted on /b/ yesterday.
You are making a joke. Right?
Nope.
What smear of slime did that? What is being done about it?
The thread 404′d, I only had one person IM me, it wasn’t bad this time. I learned my lesson and I’m covering my tracks now!
See?! You and your new fangled ways of communicating. The Pony Express is the only reliable method in existence.
That, and carrier pigeon!
Are you giving me the bird?
That’s the word.
Now you’re distributing ear worms.
Up.
Ooh, backlash…Sounds like kinky sex act #375.
lal
didn’t you mean to say “Bob Dole’s girlfriend moved their after she broke up with Bob Dole” ?
there*
i called 859 221 7777 and shirly picked up. she sounded like she was having sex and i asked her about the $104,900 huge dick she was selling…but then i told her i was looking up pornos of her online and she was screaming, not at me, but someone she was with…..hmm….
Wow! A hoe’s dreamhouse.
Sure beats Malibu Barbie’s Dreamhouse. I would take a huge dick over a gay Ken anytime.
I would like to enjoy THOSE views. It would sure entertain me.
Shirley you jest
Don’t call me Surely!
…Wait…
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Damn. I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
It’s never a wrong day to stop doing that. Unless your walrus lost its bucket, then you must go to the squirrel who’s sitting on a purple fence to get it back.
I actually know Shirley. The ad appeared years ago, and she is still not speaking to the graphic artist at the newspaper who made the typo. I think it’s hysterical and she should lighten up. I would LOVE to have one of my listings circulate on the internet this long.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Shirley herself typed it that way, and then the graphic artist just copy & pasted it… that’s what we do.
well, after all he doesn’t even have a dick
Ken only has a smooth area. So does Malibu Barbie.
Which is scarier? Their smooth areas or that you know they have smooth areas?
Ryannon… I can tell you were never a little girl. All dolls have smooth areas.
Not that peeing doll.
Ever since they caught my brother coloring his hair Malibu Skipper Pink I wasnt allowed to have dolls when I was little
Robot Chicken has something to say about this…
.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/68111/detail/
Then you must have never played with an Asian ball-jointed doll.
That’s what she said.
Yup, right after you said it
And after the people watching said it.
My house, is very very fine house,
with two cats in the yard
and a dick that is so hard….
a fireplace made of brick
adorned and graced
with that same hard dick….
If you didn’t know of this,
It’s such a bliss,
To own a huge penis!
CSN (&Y?) mangled reference WIN!
Now everyone is easy ’cause of yoooouuuuuu.
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our …
Something tells you that you’ve got a great big dick in it…
Well that huge dick might explain why mum is so house-proud.
But not why a mess is not allowed.
this is blasphemy
this is madness
Madness? This Is SPARTAAA!
this comment is too full of win
I’m laughing harder at these CSNY comments than at the ad, if that’s possible …
Phallic amenities win?
only if it is the deluxe model…
Then you can enjoy the views of the huge dick.
Is it near the Vagina Canyon?
With scenic views of the Twin Peaks.
Cats kill, it’s the claws
Que?
they’re MOUNTAINS
you know what? never mind. apparently it was lost on you.
tan jou jayv
omg rofl
Housing Win!
I wish I knew where this house was. I’d like to entertain there.
It’s one of those new condomaximums.
for entertaining and enjoying? lol XD
I have no idea what it’s supposed to say though
Worldwide shortage of proofreaders.
i would think “deck”
The Halls
with balls…
of Polly
why does polly have balls, i say?
fa la la la la la la how many la’s is it?
2 more
I never could count, 1 2 3 3 WIN!
You accidenty the numbers! What should you do?
She should the huge dick!
I miss my action verb, it was towed on another failblog after it for too long
I was thinking it could accompany your ex-husbands balls in that jar on your mantle.
Right next to the bukakke candles?
Hello friends! *hugs*
What’s with the surge in newbies/trolls today?
MSNBC did a story on lolcats. Failblog was mentioned. With a link. I think that’s where they’re all coming from.
Haha! A news station did a story on lolcats? I want to move to America!
*hugs Loz*
I’m not really a newbie, just never had the nerve to post until a couple of days ago. So I am an old newbie with balls on my mantle
Come and visit me when I live in San Diego, pob? I’ll have a lovely little beach house.
It wasn’t so much a news station, but what shows up when I sign out of Hotmail.
It mentioned a lot of other “amusement” sites.
Is Ryannon a male form of Rhiannon? Or a feminised form of Ryan? Or none of the above?
I woke up with girl parts this morning. I havent checked to make sure nothing changed since then
Oh, I’ll visit and come as many times as you’d like, m’lady.
Oh my. I think I love you more than transsexual porn!
transsexual?! *masturbates*
*gasps*
Once again, walk away from the ‘puter for a moment, or twenty, and look at what you prodigious little posters have done!!
MSNBC- ruining good, troll-reduced places since sometime after 1996…
That’s it. I’m going back to bed again.
*stomps off*
Are you actually at home today? Not feeling well?
I am home now, but I did teach my class today.
I’m okay, really. I wouldn’t mind that shoulder again, though. And a hug. And maybe a grope…a grope would be good.
*hugs*
*seeks and finds*
*seeks and hides*
Ahhhhh…I needed that hu…
Oooohhhhh….!
Have they MRIed you yet?
Please tell me you don’t teach young children.
I don’t, but…
*FOOOOOM!!!s Mr. “Go Meat!” to a toasty medium-well*
That’s for intimating it would be a problem if I did.
No problem Mr. Reach-around! Anytime!
*is a Ms., not a Mr.*
Hey don’t kill him yet Dragon! just crisp him a little. I still need my snack trays for the holidays!
Reach-around?!
NO idea, Dil. Not even a smidge of a clue.
And I didn’t kill him…I just warmed him up for you!
of crabs
I’ve heard you need to shave it and purify by fire.
Did someone call for my services?
So that’s the reason why she is smiling!
She’s feeling entertained.
Are you not entertained?
Not by huge dick, no sir.
Gladiator reference WIN
her eyes say “you give me surprised and pleased”.
I have been told a huge dick is always entertaining, the fact that this one also allows for “great views” is just icing on the cake
“Wow, I can see the ocean from the top of your dick!”
but can you hear it with your ear right next to it?
You can feel it when you rub it.
Failblog suffers from an abundance of immature little boys who do little else but feel it.
I it all the time.
whos you calling little? didn’t you read the failpost? obviously it’s huge…
duh.
I shudder to think of the incorporated water features.
You’ll want the flood insurance.
She accidentally.
Wow I hope I get that mortgage loan.
Maybe she’s selling it cause her husband was feeling insecure? The huge dick was becoming TOO entertaining.
Here’s to hoping there is a huge vibrating fault-line under that house…
Here’s to hoping there’s NOT a huge vibrating fault-line under that house
Would hate to see another huge dick go to waste in the official fault line state
At least you know there’ll be lots of shake-rattle-n-roll in that house… fault line or not!
And whose fault is that?
mine. the line that’s fine, all the time.
ha. ha… i can rhyme.
The bushes growing around the dick could use pruning, though.
hmm bush and dick in the same sentence… OMG It’s a conspiracy!!
my dick: silver screen.
your dick: straight to DVD.
Your dick: disappointing performance at the box office.
My dick: enjoyed repeatedly in the comfort of her home.
(And by “her” I mean m’lady, who enjoys an exclusive release.)
*snuggles up with popcorn*
*enjoys*
Get a room!
See above, re: beach house in San Diego.
i use Thompson’s Water Seal on mine
Screwing Seals is Beastly!
OH! And you’d better hope Thompson doesn’t find out… he loves his seal.
lolz, lolz, and more lolz.
*bows slightly in raelalt’s direction*
On a related note:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com
“SAN FRANCISCO – An outbreak of chlamydia at the San Francisco Zoo has left a dozen penguins dead, according to a spokesman.”
I thought they were midget nuns….
You silly person!
Flame the person above you. GO!
☲
It’s almost, but not completely, unlike the DC flag.
Your flame did not burn Admiral as it wasn’t inFLAMmatory enough spark a hot argument. Since you can’t hold a candle to him, you’re no match for him, so you’re fire-d.
Entertaining and enjoying the views WIN!
i can’t fee anyfing 8-[ …. wheres the fail picfure? thif fuckf. hard.
but i already have a huge deck, and i entertain all the ladies on it already
don’t get too many people on the dick at once. i don’t think it can handle the pressure.
where is this place? a house with a huge dick for under $150k? I MUST HAVE IT!!! for entertaining & enjoying, of course.
Rome. Bigus Dickus is selling his estate and moving out into the country.
No no, it’s on 2th Ave in San Francisco
But he still wanks as highly as any in Wome.
Wath it thomething I thaid?
I loled ^^ Monty Python reference WIN
It’s in Redding, CA, and this is actually several years old. (I lived in Redding when this happened.)
My favorite part of the story was that the people who owned the house were extremely religious… and let’s just say they didn’t see the humor in the situation.
I wonder if we can get Shirley at that number still
Area code 530 should work… Please inquire if there are any more huge things for sale, I’m sure someone here could use a boost.
Shirley is now selling even larger dicks in Texas.
*hangs head in shame for calling*
HAHAHAHA oh noes…
Yeah, I thought that was funny the first time I saw it, too. Unfortunately, that was 20 years ago!
Let me tell you about this new project I’m working on. It’s a fantastic new fail. It’s gonna be huge. ‘UUUUUUUUUGE!
But you won’t even shake my hand…
That’s because we all know where failblogger’s hands have been.
*masturbates*
I like to use my big dick for entertaining all the time!
along with my wife Incontinence Ofthebuttocks
Her name isn’t Tia?
I like the banner at the bottom of the add. Is that banner tied to the dick?
Thats a female entertainment win!!!
family room only gets a fire place, huge dick for entertaining with views i suspect it gets a master bedroom also?
Use an action verb!!!
lmao
Where is this house located? I’m very interested!
If you trim the bush around your deck, it will look bigger.
Put it on a smaller lot and it looks that much bigger
Must be australian.
If it was used for formal entertaining would it be called a Richard?
It’s a period piece — a Richard XL.
Sweet..central heat and air!
Huge dick? I has. Huge deck? I have that too.
Huge ego? Check.
Huge problem with discerning reality from fantasy? Check.
He has a huge pack of playing cards?
I bet it’s so huge that if you lay it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z
And if I don’t want to check?
Well Shirley sure has a huge smile on her face…
OLD! Gotta be…104,900??? With a view of Shasta. What was this, 1980?
Wow.
PERFECT FOR ENTERTAINING AND ENJOYING THE VIEWS!
HAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL
HUGE DICK FAIL
OMG thats so funny am definatly interested in renting now lol
*Sigh* Reading these comments makes me feel like I’M the mature one. And since I’m not even fifteen yet, That’s saying something. Seriously.
I like a huge dick for entertainment
I want this house.
Freudian slip much?
i called the number 859 221 7777 and she picked up. i question her about it, but i ended up telling her i was looking up nude pictures of her…such a shame.
Freudian slip win…
hahaha poor shirley hunsburger!
Can I haz a hunsburger?
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Repeat Chorus)
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
(Last four lines repeat)
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
(Chorus times three)
The funny thing is that it actually makes sense
an entertaining dick?
I Think They Meant Deck.
Freudian slip win!
a huge dick for entertaining
this isnt funny guys she sold that house then died
regrettable misprint…