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My girlfriend moved there after we broke up.
First, to reply an idiot.
First to accidentally an idiot.
first to idiot, accidentally
Accidentally, idiot to first.
to accidentally idiot, first
Damn, used it all up.
To idiot, first acidentally.
first accidentally idiot to.
though with that, you do end the sentence with a preposition, and that’s something you should never end a sentence with.
It’s accidenty, not accidentally.
Sorry, but there’s no incorrect way to perpetrate a meme. Internet law #449!
Bend over and I’ll show you an internet law !
In Soviet Russia accidentally idiots you.
There is no Internet law 449 – you made that up.
I’m REALLY sorry about this, Shirley, but rule 34 is applicable to this fail…
,first to accidentaly idiot…… not used up i say :S
I should my spelling.
i’m trying to make a prison joke to go with the following punchline, but nothing so far really works:
one should never end a sentence with a proposition.
How? It was HUGE!
accidently to idiot first
first accident to…idiot
Sorry I am new at this. Should have said first like the rest. I will endeavor to do better next time.
No, you were doing it right.
.
Never say “First”. It’s against internet law 448, and causes lots of backlash against you.
Of course, you posted a relevant and funny comment, and you still got backlash…
That’s the internet law #598 – everything you say WILL cause lots of backlash against you.
NO IT WON’T YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A LIFE FORM!!!!!!
It does, I got my email hacked and posted on /b/ yesterday.
You are making a joke. Right?
Nope.
What smear of slime did that? What is being done about it?
The thread 404′d, I only had one person IM me, it wasn’t bad this time. I learned my lesson and I’m covering my tracks now!
See?! You and your new fangled ways of communicating. The Pony Express is the only reliable method in existence.
That, and carrier pigeon!
Are you giving me the bird?
That’s the word.
Now you’re distributing ear worms.
Up.
Ooh, backlash…Sounds like kinky sex act #375.
lal
didn’t you mean to say “Bob Dole’s girlfriend moved their after she broke up with Bob Dole” ?
there*
Wow! A hoe’s dreamhouse.
I would like to enjoy THOSE views. It would sure entertain me.
Shirley you jest
Don’t call me Surely!
…Wait…
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Damn. I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
It’s never a wrong day to stop doing that. Unless your walrus lost its bucket, then you must go to the squirrel who’s sitting on a purple fence to get it back.
I actually know Shirley. The ad appeared years ago, and she is still not speaking to the graphic artist at the newspaper who made the typo. I think it’s hysterical and she should lighten up. I would LOVE to have one of my listings circulate on the internet this long.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Shirley herself typed it that way, and then the graphic artist just copy & pasted it… that’s what we do.
Ken only has a smooth area. So does Malibu Barbie.
Which is scarier? Their smooth areas or that you know they have smooth areas?
Ryannon… I can tell you were never a little girl. All dolls have smooth areas.
Not that peeing doll.
Ever since they caught my brother coloring his hair Malibu Skipper Pink I wasnt allowed to have dolls when I was little
Robot Chicken has something to say about this…
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http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/68111/detail/
Then you must have never played with an Asian ball-jointed doll.
That’s what she said.
Yup, right after you said it
And after the people watching said it.
Phallic amenities win?
only if it is the deluxe model…
With scenic views of the Twin Peaks.
Cats kill, it’s the claws
Que?
they’re MOUNTAINS
you know what? never mind. apparently it was lost on you.
tan jou jayv
omg rofl
Housing Win!
I wish I knew where this house was. I’d like to entertain there.
It’s one of those new condomaximums.
for entertaining and enjoying? lol XD
I have no idea what it’s supposed to say though
Worldwide shortage of proofreaders.
i would think “deck”
The Halls
with balls…
of Polly
why does polly have balls, i say?
fa la la la la la la how many la’s is it?
2 more
I never could count, 1 2 3 3 WIN!
You accidenty the numbers! What should you do?
I miss my action verb, it was towed on another failblog after it for too long
I was thinking it could accompany your ex-husbands balls in that jar on your mantle.
Right next to the bukakke candles?
Hello friends! *hugs*
What’s with the surge in newbies/trolls today?
MSNBC did a story on lolcats. Failblog was mentioned. With a link. I think that’s where they’re all coming from.
Haha! A news station did a story on lolcats? I want to move to America!
*hugs Loz*
I’m not really a newbie, just never had the nerve to post until a couple of days ago. So I am an old newbie with balls on my mantle
Come and visit me when I live in San Diego, pob? I’ll have a lovely little beach house.
It wasn’t so much a news station, but what shows up when I sign out of Hotmail.
It mentioned a lot of other “amusement” sites.
Is Ryannon a male form of Rhiannon? Or a feminised form of Ryan? Or none of the above?
I woke up with girl parts this morning. I havent checked to make sure nothing changed since then
Oh, I’ll visit and come as many times as you’d like, m’lady.
transsexual?! *masturbates*
*gasps*
Once again, walk away from the ‘puter for a moment, or twenty, and look at what you prodigious little posters have done!!
MSNBC- ruining good, troll-reduced places since sometime after 1996…
That’s it. I’m going back to bed again.
*stomps off*
Are you actually at home today? Not feeling well?
I am home now, but I did teach my class today.
I’m okay, really. I wouldn’t mind that shoulder again, though. And a hug. And maybe a grope…a grope would be good.
*hugs*
*seeks and finds*
*seeks and hides*
Ahhhhh…I needed that hu…
Oooohhhhh….!
Have they MRIed you yet?
Please tell me you don’t teach young children.
I don’t, but…
*FOOOOOM!!!s Mr. “Go Meat!” to a toasty medium-well*
That’s for intimating it would be a problem if I did.
No problem Mr. Reach-around! Anytime!
*is a Ms., not a Mr.*
Hey don’t kill him yet Dragon! just crisp him a little. I still need my snack trays for the holidays!
Reach-around?!
NO idea, Dil. Not even a smidge of a clue.
And I didn’t kill him…I just warmed him up for you!
of crabs
I’ve heard you need to shave it and purify by fire.
Did someone call for my services?
So that’s the reason why she is smiling!
She’s feeling entertained.
Are you not entertained?
Gladiator reference WIN
her eyes say “you give me surprised and pleased”.
I shudder to think of the incorporated water features.
You’ll want the flood insurance.
She accidentally.
but can you hear it with your ear right next to it?
You can feel it when you rub it.
Failblog suffers from an abundance of immature little boys who do little else but feel it.
I it all the time.
whos you calling little? didn’t you read the failpost? obviously it’s huge…
duh.
Wow I hope I get that mortgage loan.
Here’s to hoping there is a huge vibrating fault-line under that house…
Here’s to hoping there’s NOT a huge vibrating fault-line under that house
At least you know there’ll be lots of shake-rattle-n-roll in that house… fault line or not!
And whose fault is that?
mine. the line that’s fine, all the time.
ha. ha… i can rhyme.
CSN (&Y?) mangled reference WIN!
i use Thompson’s Water Seal on mine
Screwing Seals is Beastly!
OH! And you’d better hope Thompson doesn’t find out… he loves his seal.
lolz, lolz, and more lolz.
*bows slightly in raelalt’s direction*
On a related note:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com
“SAN FRANCISCO – An outbreak of chlamydia at the San Francisco Zoo has left a dozen penguins dead, according to a spokesman.”
I thought they were midget nuns….
You silly person!
Flame the person above you. GO!
☲
It’s almost, but not completely, unlike the DC flag.
Your flame did not burn Admiral as it wasn’t inFLAMmatory enough spark a hot argument. Since you can’t hold a candle to him, you’re no match for him, so you’re fire-d.
Entertaining and enjoying the views WIN!
Now everyone is easy ’cause of yoooouuuuuu.
this is blasphemy
this is madness
Madness? This Is SPARTAAA!
but i already have a huge deck, and i entertain all the ladies on it already
this comment is too full of win
I’m laughing harder at these CSNY comments than at the ad, if that’s possible …
Yeah, I thought that was funny the first time I saw it, too. Unfortunately, that was 20 years ago!
Let me tell you about this new project I’m working on. It’s a fantastic new fail. It’s gonna be huge. ‘UUUUUUUUUGE!
But you won’t even shake my hand…
That’s because we all know where failblogger’s hands have been.
*masturbates*
*snuggles up with popcorn*
*enjoys*
Get a room!
See above, re: beach house in San Diego.
No no, it’s on 2th Ave in San Francisco
It’s in Redding, CA, and this is actually several years old. (I lived in Redding when this happened.)
My favorite part of the story was that the people who owned the house were extremely religious… and let’s just say they didn’t see the humor in the situation.
I wonder if we can get Shirley at that number still
Area code 530 should work… Please inquire if there are any more huge things for sale, I’m sure someone here could use a boost.
HAHAHAHA oh noes…
Thats a female entertainment win!!!
Use an action verb!!!
lmao
But he still wanks as highly as any in Wome.
Wath it thomething I thaid?
Where is this house located? I’m very interested!
If you trim the bush around your deck, it will look bigger.
Put it on a smaller lot and it looks that much bigger
Must be australian.
Her name isn’t Tia?
If it was used for formal entertaining would it be called a Richard?
It’s a period piece — a Richard XL.
Sweet..central heat and air!
Huge ego? Check.
Huge problem with discerning reality from fantasy? Check.
He has a huge pack of playing cards?
And if I don’t want to check?
Well Shirley sure has a huge smile on her face…
I loled ^^ Monty Python reference WIN
If you didn’t know of this,
It’s such a bliss,
To own a huge penis!
I bet it’s so huge that if you lay it out on a keyboard it would go from A to Z
OLD! Gotta be…104,900??? With a view of Shasta. What was this, 1980?
Wow.
PERFECT FOR ENTERTAINING AND ENJOYING THE VIEWS!
OMG thats so funny am definatly interested in renting now lol
*Sigh* Reading these comments makes me feel like I’M the mature one. And since I’m not even fifteen yet, That’s saying something. Seriously.
I want this house.
Freudian slip much?
i called the number 859 221 7777 and she picked up. i question her about it, but i ended up telling her i was looking up nude pictures of her…such a shame.
Freudian slip win…
hahaha poor shirley hunsburger!
Can I haz a hunsburger?
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Repeat Chorus)
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
(Last four lines repeat)
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
(Chorus times three)
The funny thing is that it actually makes sense
I Think They Meant Deck.
Freudian slip win!
this isnt funny guys she sold that house then died
regrettable misprint…