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Skateboarding Fail

Submitted by Jojo

Incorrect credit?

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Uncle Joe Bob

I can’t stop watching this video. LOL

Lightpoll - 1
Dumb skateboarder - 0

 
 
Uncle Joe Bob

Sorry, you lose this round of FAIL Jeopardy. The correct question is Who are the President’s hoes?

 
 
rlyfail

hits inside left leg! not gonads!

 
 
Avis

Because the street is a perfectly safe place to sit.

Holo

no….. its not……. silly billy!

 
Uncle Joe Bob

When you’ve sqashed you squid, it doesn’t matter where you sit.

izzyboy

If you’re lucky your buds will bring you an ice pack and some beer, cause you aren’t moving for awhile. I was surprised he got up at all.

Jim

i liked that his shoe got knocked off…looked sooo painful

izzyboy

He probably needs to learn how to tie his shoes correctly. Nobody got it for him either.

 
 
ryannon

his friends said he nutted. crushing your nuts on a cable is not what my male friends consider nutting. And when you are done nutting, you are usually tired and in need of sleep, not in pain unless that std came back with a vengeance.

 
 
 
 
Harsisus

Well, yeah!

He’ll be playin’ chicken soon.

 
jack mehoff

If it were me, I’d have chosen the interstate for a place to sit instead.

 
Eric

No one ever accused a skateboarder of being smart.

 
 
Loonix

o.O that is how you make She-Skaters

 
 
Nate

Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection going strong.

Nace

DarWINism fail actually… he can’t contribute to the gene pool, but he can still provide a nurturing environment to a child… thus still passing on his stupidity.

neon

Yeah but the whole ‘gene’ thing is a pretty integral part of the…..nevermind.

 
 
 
 
mtho

Once a skateboard told me 2+2 = 5, but I didn’t believe him…

Holo

skateboards dont talk and if yours is… dont listen to it it’ll tell you to kill or burn…….. or both……

Uncle Joe Bob

mine talks dirty to me.

Holo

you should marry it and have a couple of little skates together

Uncle Joe Bob

I tried, no where to put my…..helmet.

Uncle Joe Bob

Are you insulting my intelligence? Don’t you think If I had a hook it would NOT be by the door…GEEEZ the nerve of some people.

Holo

well your the one who doesnt know where to put you helmet!

Uncle Joe Bob

I found a place to put it by the back door…thanks for all your help.

 
 
 
 
 
 
cicili

This is not new, but the guy probably still hurts.

 
 
 
borba

Clever skateboard for being able to talk

 
 
Powerbeef

He won’t be needing a condom any time soon…

SnakeDoc

cuz he can’t get the little man up for a while ;)

BondFan4518

That sounds like a tagline to an advert:
No sh*t sherlock? Buy Watson’s laxatives.

Uncle Joe Bob

Ha! you said “that” lol

BondFan4518

Whaaa?
*Looks confused*

Holo

ha you said “Whaaa?” which according to my spell checker is incorrect and should be WAAC?

Uncle Joe Bob

I thought WAAC stood for Women Against Anything Creamy??

Alex-X

so. they are pie hater’s?

 
 
BondFan4518

*Is discombobulated*

Holo

ha you said “discombobulated” which is also spelt wrong apparantly and should be discorporated

Uncle Joe Bob

Whatever you do, DON’T google ‘discorporated’ at work.

ryannon

Bets on how many people googled that immediately?
“dont touch it, it’s hot” *sizzle*

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Alex-X

no, i only googled for Bond’s Brain

 
BondFan4518

The word brain should not be capitalised.

 
thepowerofblue

Unless it’s a name. See: Brain, Pinky and the

 
BondFan4518

*golf clap*
Witty as ever, thepowerofblue.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Alex-X

Braaaain?
*googles for his brain*

thepowerofblue

You’re trying to find your brain, huh? Google has a very powerful search engine, but you can’t expect it to find something that doesn’t exist.

ryannon

Example: WMD in certain dry sandy places

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anonymous

There’s tons of new FAIL, so why are you reposting old FAIL

kea

It’s a new fiscal quarter, reposts from June are okay now.

 
 
 
KittyMarie

Hopefully that will leave him without the ability to procreate.

Gnarlyswine

and because removing his ability to produce offspring wasnt enough - he is now going to sit in the road and wait to complete the job.