his friends said he nutted. crushing your nuts on a cable is not what my male friends consider nutting. And when you are done nutting, you are usually tired and in need of sleep, not in pain unless that std came back with a vengeance.
DarWINism fail actually… he can’t contribute to the gene pool, but he can still provide a nurturing environment to a child… thus still passing on his stupidity.
darwin award win
Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile. (his nuts have a high chance of no longer existing)
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment. (he skateboarded off a wall into a cable)
Self-Selection
Cause one’s own demise. (it sure wasnt the cables fault)
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment. (appears to be over 16)
Veracity
The event must be true. (videographic evidence)
I think you have started the ‘nature’ vs ‘nurture’ debate, I will side with nature. I would not think it posible to teach stupidity like that. Even as boys any males with 2 brain cells to rub together wouldn’t try to emulate those skills.
Oh, and btw I’m not sure if my comment nested right the FIRST time i typed it.
It takes a while for posts with embedded links to appear, if they appear at all. Best to just put it in the URI field and direct people to click on your name.
I haven’t had problems, and the links have shown up immediately. You have to leave off everything up to and including the // for it to work. That bit is supplied by failblog when a URL is detected in a comment.
My apologies if you knew this raelalt. Please consider this a public service announcement.
Insult FAIL.
1.) I’m secure in my manhood.
2.) Accusations of homosexuality are lame insults anyway.
3.) You lot are a bunch of YARPOFs anyway, so who cares what you think.
Right on. It’s been my experience that those that use the, so-called, “you’re gay” insult are very insecure in their own heterosexuality. I believe that what
they are doing in this situation is called “projecting”.
I hate people who plead for the love of people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
Well, at the very least, I love people who hate people who plead for the love of people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
The least of my concern is the love you have for people who hate people who plead for the love of people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
I’m becoming rather concerned that the least of your concerns is the love I have for people who hate people who plead for the love of people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
In the heights, on the peaks
Rainy clouds surrounding
There are cities made of light
Ripping through the black of night (and hopefully not through my balls)
He performed the fabled ‘Half Charlie Brown’ shoe loss! Now if he gets hit in the groin with a football, I’m betting his shirt will go flying in the opposite direction as well.
Unless you’re on the same fail and have recently commented. Then you can just mouse over the link to get the comment number to appear in the URL at the bottom of the browser, then type in the number in the address bar. Usually just the last one or two digits are different.
it doesn’t matter if it hit his gonads or his inner thigh, it’d still hurt like hell. you saw how fast he was going. besides, there are quite some nerves on your inner thigh.
Ouch! I’m surprised he was even up, walking around, and breathing! And you know when he sat down he was so angry that it turned out so piss poor… you know you’ve tried at some point to do something “cool” and it failed miserably (and painfully) and you’re just so pissed off that it didn’t work out, you look stupid, and you walk it off, but you’re pissed b/c it didn’t work out, and you can feel that one up in your chest!
K, so am I the only one who noticed that it sounds like the skateboard is clapping when this guy flies off of it? As if it thinks he deserved it? Cause it’s pretty damn funny.
I think that “He” is a She, that’s a chick, not a dude, think about it, if you had your balls pulverised, would you be able to get up at all for atleast a minute or two?
I guess I’m the only one who thinks that looked like a girl skateboarder? Still quite painful, but makes sense that she’d be able to get up to collect her shoe.
a nice new way to put off your shoes… but… FAIL… he only managed to put off one shoe… harhar stupid skateboarder… start collecting postage stamps, thats not that dangerous…
he must have some metal balls, a very high pain tolerance, or no nuts at all to be able to get up and walk around like that. I’d be spewing blood from every orifice.
Вычислила все контакты мужа, наконец-то он не отвертится… Девочки и вам советую проверить своего суженного.
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Because the street is a perfectly safe place to sit.
no….. its not……. silly billy!
When you’ve sqashed you squid, it doesn’t matter where you sit.
If you’re lucky your buds will bring you an ice pack and some beer, cause you aren’t moving for awhile. I was surprised he got up at all.
i liked that his shoe got knocked off…looked sooo painful
He probably needs to learn how to tie his shoes correctly. Nobody got it for him either.
They were too busy looking for his pecker
He kicked his shoes in a fit of joy!
his friends said he nutted. crushing your nuts on a cable is not what my male friends consider nutting. And when you are done nutting, you are usually tired and in need of sleep, not in pain unless that std came back with a vengeance.
o.0
Locally, people refer to ‘nutting’ as headbutting someone forehead to forehead.
LOL
“tired and in need of sleep”?
You can’t even go two rounds with Palmala Handerson?
Well, yeah!
He’ll be playin’ chicken soon.
If it were me, I’d have chosen the interstate for a place to sit instead.
No one ever accused a skateboarder of being smart.
So, how long have you been skateboarding?
No one ever accused you of having sex with anything other than a child.
I can’t stop watching this video. LOL
Lightpoll – 1
Dumb skateboarder – 0
ur brain -1
Last Word.
FIRST!
umm…..not really…at all…FAIL
Comprehension of humor fail.
extended version or what
spread the love
Humor fail.
Thats “light pole” u dumbass !!
Thats wrong to u idiot.
PWN3D!!!
talking to yourself fail
spelling faile
DUmp?? nollie on this shit isn’t dump dude
o.O that is how you make She-Skaters
wow free permanent contraception
Not that he NEEDED it.
But the rest of us are grateful anyway.
Relieved, one might say.
One might, indeed!
*pours wine*
*clinks glasses*
He probably didn’t, the world did.
He didn’t! More ball-busting failboarders is exactly what this country needs to pull out of this recession!
Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection going strong.
Darwinism WIN!
DarWINism fail actually… he can’t contribute to the gene pool, but he can still provide a nurturing environment to a child… thus still passing on his stupidity.
Yeah but the whole ‘gene’ thing is a pretty integral part of the…..nevermind.
No, go on. Explain it. This is good stuff.
Yeah, if he hasn’t gotten it by now he never will. Why waste your time?
darwin award win
Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile. (his nuts have a high chance of no longer existing)
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment. (he skateboarded off a wall into a cable)
Self-Selection
Cause one’s own demise. (it sure wasnt the cables fault)
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment. (appears to be over 16)
Veracity
The event must be true. (videographic evidence)
…explanation fail
It would be a Darwinism fail if you were ever allowed to breed.
I think you have started a ‘nature’ vs ‘nurture’ debate, and i would have to side with nature. you can’t teach stupid like that.
I think you have started the ‘nature’ vs ‘nurture’ debate, I will side with nature. I would not think it posible to teach stupidity like that. Even as boys any males with 2 brain cells to rub together wouldn’t try to emulate those skills.
Oh, and btw I’m not sure if my comment nested right the FIRST time i typed it.
That all depends on the whole “Nature vs. Nurture (sp?)” argument.
Damn, If only he went into a coma too!
I kind of feel the irony in this one, as when the skateboard flips and slide down the pavement, it sounds like an applause.
Skateboarding fail, DarWIN
Amen
Once a skateboard told me 2+2 = 5, but I didn’t believe him…
skateboards dont talk and if yours is… dont listen to it it’ll tell you to kill or burn…….. or both……
mine talks dirty to me.
you should marry it and have a couple of little skates together
I tried, no where to put my…..helmet.
on the hook by the door?
Are you insulting my intelligence? Don’t you think If I had a hook it would NOT be by the door…GEEEZ the nerve of some people.
well your the one who doesnt know where to put you helmet!
I found a place to put it by the back door…thanks for all your help.
I married mine, but she was frigid. Then I realized she wasn’t a skateboard at all, but an ice skate. I was so heartbroken I cried my pants.
This is not new, but the guy probably still hurts.
I think failblog ate my post… this was posted before on this site, on June 17. Tried posting the link but it didn’t go through.
It takes a while for posts with embedded links to appear, if they appear at all. Best to just put it in the URI field and direct people to click on your name.
I haven’t had problems, and the links have shown up immediately. You have to leave off everything up to and including the // for it to work. That bit is supplied by failblog when a URL is detected in a comment.
My apologies if you knew this raelalt. Please consider this a public service announcement.
I think this is the third repost on failblog.
Mine tells me it’ll stab me… wait, that’s my weighted companion cube.
Clever skateboard for being able to talk
He won’t be needing a condom any time soon…
cuz he can’t get the little man up for a while
no shit sherlock?
That sounds like a tagline to an advert:
No sh*t sherlock? Buy Watson’s laxatives.
Ha! you said “that” lol
Whaaa?
*Looks confused*
ha you said “Whaaa?” which according to my spell checker is incorrect and should be WAAC?
I thought WAAC stood for Women Against Anything Creamy??
so. they are pie hater’s?
no shit sherlock?
not sure shitlock.
*Is discombobulated*
ha you said “discombobulated” which is also spelt wrong apparantly and should be discorporated
Whatever you do, DON’T google ‘discorporated’ at work.
Bets on how many people googled that immediately?
“dont touch it, it’s hot” *sizzle*
no, i only googled for Bond’s Brain
The word brain should not be capitalised.
Unless it’s a name. See: Brain, Pinky and the
*golf clap*
Witty as ever, thepowerofblue.
Einstein was better.
sry didnt want to harm u and ur gay boyfriend tehpowerofblue, btw blue means GAY in russian, my congrats
sry, didn’t want to harm you, and your gay boyfriend thepowerofghay.
NARF!
Insult FAIL.
1.) I’m secure in my manhood.
2.) Accusations of homosexuality are lame insults anyway.
3.) You lot are a bunch of YARPOFs anyway, so who cares what you think.
Right on. It’s been my experience that those that use the, so-called, “you’re gay” insult are very insecure in their own heterosexuality. I believe that what
they are doing in this situation is called “projecting”.
See Brian, The Life Of. Oh, nevermind…
thepowerofblue actually typed it wrong. It’s Brian.
YARPOF is now a noun? I feel so proud of my little invention and how far it has come.
decidedly not witty…rather-annoying and stupid reference to a piece ofcultural history that would be better forgotten.
Braaaain?
*googles for his brain*
You’re trying to find your brain, huh? Google has a very powerful search engine, but you can’t expect it to find something that doesn’t exist.
Example: WMD in certain dry sandy places
lol, that is so full of win i dont even know where to start XD
shady referral win
Kudos!
*Cheers*
That’s more like it, blue!
why the hell u think im googling for my, if i type googles for HIS brain? Reading fAiL!
^He accidenty his google.
And it split in two down the middle? Gross.
WIN.
There’s tons of new FAIL, so why are you reposting old FAIL
It’s a new fiscal quarter, reposts from June are okay now.
A cat is fine too
Original FAIL FAIL
Skateboarder nad-smash FAIL is really its own sub-genre. And there’s enough to populate an entire website all its own.
Hopefully that will leave him without the ability to procreate.
Darwin Win!
and because removing his ability to produce offspring wasnt enough – he is now going to sit in the road and wait to complete the job.
OMG I HATE REPOSTS!!!
OMG I HATE REPOSTS!!!
OMG I HATE REPOSTS!!!
Deja vu, Neo?
Whoa…
There is no spoon.
The Tick disagrees.
The Tick also thinks his pet capybara is a dog…
you are delaying the inevitable
indeed, it does look familiar…
awfully familiar…
exactly like one that’s allready @ FailBlog…
-.-’
Seriously, there’s got to be about a thousand videos of people on skateboards hurting themselves. How about we pick a different one next time?
i hate peoploe who go around saying i hate reposts
Why would anyone walk around and say that you hate reposts?
i hate people who go around saying i hate reposts
i hate people who go around saying i hate reposts
Can everyone please stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
I hate people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate repost.
Can we please love people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate repost.
I hate people who plead for the love of people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
Well, at the very least, I love people who hate people who plead for the love of people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
The least of my concern is the love you have for people who hate people who plead for the love of people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
I’m becoming rather concerned that the least of your concerns is the love I have for people who hate people who plead for the love of people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate reposts.
I hate people who talk about hating people who plead for everyone to stop going around saying they hate people who go around saying they hate repost.
I hate you.
I hate people who hate people who plead…
oh f*ck it! *masturbates*
I was going to say, I swear I’ve seen this on here before…
…but then you decided not to?
Thank god for self control, right?
Yeah, it had been done before.
*zing*
*cringes and protectively clutches at groin*
Are you on a skateboard headed for a telephone pole support wire?
No, but I’m afraid the telephone pole is going to come for me in the night…
In the night, realm of dreams
Wildness creeps, descending
All so quiet, all so still
Prowling silence in the night
In the heights, on the peaks
Rainy clouds surrounding
There are cities made of light
Ripping through the black of night (and hopefully not through my balls)
All becomes so real
Making dreams come true
To release your mind and free your soul
Did I stumble into the dead poets society?
Did I stumble into the dead poets society?
That’s what SHE said!
I laughed hysterically both at this video and watching my boyfriend’s reaction to it…. much like yours actually…
HAHA! THE SHOE!
I’m not the only one laughing at that!
That couldn’t have been done any better! How can you crash so hard your shoes fall off? Bwahahaha
hahaha, that comment made me laugh more than the video, hahahahha, i’m proper laughing out loud.
He performed the fabled ‘Half Charlie Brown’ shoe loss! Now if he gets hit in the groin with a football, I’m betting his shirt will go flying in the opposite direction as well.
No shoe left behind. It takes a village to make a shoe
Yes, but incase you didn’t notice the guy hit his nuts.
Shit, man. That hurts just watching it, and I don’t even have balls.
Neither does he, or ‘shim’ as he will now be called.
You mean as SHIM will now be called?
I don’t even have balls.
… i wold check again, just incase u know?
Well… Are we talking literal balls, or metaphorical? o.O
i would say men’s ballz, what u?
I have my ex husbands balls in a jar, got them in the divorce.
That is a great reason to never get married.
Why? Sounds like ryannon got a good deal.
On cold nights, I look at that jar and am warmed by the memory of that momentous decision from the judge.
You really ought to be keeping them in the fridge or they’ll lose all their flavour.
Maybe so but they don’t bounce as well when they are cold.
The eternal dilemma. Bouncy balls or tasty balls?
Salty ball juice for me, please!
RIP Chef
One serving of salty ball juice cumming right up!
Why not let them dangle from your rear view mirror?
DRAGON BALLZ
holy shit, they must be HUUUUGE!
In the metaphorical sense, absolutely. Theng-kew-veddy-much.
That comment just won you the Internet
i dont want to give him the key
to you’re balls?
sorry… *your
spherical
Well, male or not, everybody’s a little sensitive down there.
oh my … i think he just won a living darwin award …. or darn close to one
i wonder how the hell he could stend up and walk after that? o.o Me think’s he hasn’t ball’z.
Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago.
Your grammer is so bad I’m not even going to nitpick.
And if you did, you would run out of internet to post it on, too many posts would be required
Your nitpick is so bad I’m not even going to grammer.
Wow! That was original!
*SARCASM*
Nice one!
*SARCASM*
Wow! Your sarcastic remark is very funny and sarcastic.
Are you pretending to be fake?
i think nickname BondFan is a FAIL already.
Apparently BondFan is a very popular name…
because BondFan 1 through 4157 must have been taken.
^4517^ counting fail.
Math Fail
^resinded^
^Spelling Fail^
Point out spelling error – error FAIL
Indeed…your error failed magnificently. I’m glad you can admit that.
Google the word ‘resinded’ moron and get back to me on that.
Look up the word “resinded” in a dictionary, moron, and see what you find.
While you’re there, try the word “rescinded” instead.
Hee! This is fun.
Strange how he hasn’t come up with a snappy comeback for this one yet, isn’t it??
I’d reconcider if I were you.
That’s not very conciderate of you.
But it coinsides with the OP’s attitude.
Mug of hot cider, anyone?
Looks like he resinded his side of the debait.
Dragon turned him into Cinderfaila.
Because there is no possible way that those numbers might be significant
somehow to that individual.
Agreed.
Address.
Last 4 of SSN. etc
Maybe his keyboard needed cleaning?
Why don’t you just ask him if his keyboard needs cleaning.
Aww. You guys are cute with your matching purple icons.
I know where you can get matching gold purses to go with them.
… Almost overwhelmed by the fail, but not quite.
^hoorah for fragmented sentences.
You spelled “grammar” wrong…
And your spelling is so bad I’m not even going to nitpick.
No, he means your remaining brain cells. You left them there last night.
then bring em back, now!
Where have thy balls gone?????????? That must have hurt like balls!!!!!!!
http://mylifeiscrap.com
What is a fail???
Smashing your balls is a fail.
Smashing my head is also a fail?
Smashing my fail is also a head?
Smashing ANY part of ones body is a fail.
even my hair?
That depends. Do you have any?
I do!
Don’t mistake your “member” for a pube, now.
ROFL!
lolz
i keep my hair in a box under my bed
i keep my bed in a box under my hair
i keep my bed in a hair under my box thus creating a paradox
lolish, hm can’t imagine anymore ;(
They are obviously not brain surgeons.
i have, but what if i don’t?
Which head…?
from pen!s
no…that’s a win
I’ll try, thanks
How he got up so fast is a wonder…was he wearing a cup?With like super-foam lining and 5-inch reinforced steel protection? :\
Only 5 inches, eh?
lol
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
RERUN!
I can haz my balz back?
lolspeak FAIL
When not attached to an appropriate image, lolspeak is a FAIL by definition.
PWNED
CHESSED
PARCHEESIED
PARBOILED
PARABOLA
Aw, geez, I just can’t figure out what these nutty acronyms stand for!
You mean, QUEENED
what a numbnut!
literally.
I think the condition of his testicles are beyond ‘numb’. More ‘unable to reproduce’.
I’d be willing to bet he WISHED they were numb! But my guess is they’re not numb yet.
Yeah. There’s a scale: Pleasure – Numb – Pain
He’s on the wrong end of the scale
I think he broke the meter.
Is that what they’re calling it these days?
Damn, I’m going to have to get a new keyboard now.
When you skate you get hurt. He didn’t do anything particularly dumb, it’s just a dangerous hobby. Like sky diving, or writing internet comments.
writing internet comments? Carpal tunnel?
Brain aneurysm.
old and boring
Yes, you are.
You made me lol…
OUCH! That’s gotta hurt!!
OUCH!! Thats gotta hurt!!!
oh come on. failblog fail. This has been posted before. LAZYNESS WIN.
too many Fs FAIL therefore you FAIL for you failures…………… f
what have u against F’s? ;(
its not just f
just constants
_U_ _ _ OU
_ _ i _ _ a _ e
F = an E that wasn’t quite good enough.
…wasn’t quite good enough for what? To FAIL?
Finish my funny better WIN!
‘my funny’?
*Head explodes due to ICHC language*
Ewwwwwww, your head exploded? I bet that hurt huh?
i guess i know which head he mean’s
*masturbates*
Oh no. Another of mr sausage’s trolls. First it was DrDr, then funny face, and now you.
i wonder why gay’s don’t like other’s masturbating? hmm googles
Because they’re possessive.
Look out! BondageFan marked you as ‘troll’ – you are doomed!!!
*masturbates*
I almost coughed my testies up when I seen this, ouch!
You seen this? In the scene in Saw?
(gawd…deja-vu all over again…)
Ow! My testies!!
What were they doing in your esophagus in the first place?
Why were they in your esophagus in the first place?
Fail Blog Fail(Meta-Fail?)
http://failblog.org/2008/06/17/skateboarding-fail/
Meta-FAIL
I like that definition.
Didn’t we already have this one?
Es viejisimo ese video…
Is really old that video…
English as a second language fail.
Jag håller med!
I totally agree!
I’ve literally laughed out loud at this.
this one is getting better and better, the more often you watch it.
johnny knoxville would be proud of him!
two times a FAIL. I choose to believe (I have my rights) that this video was posted here earlier. I won’t even bother to check if it was removed. : D
‘Course you have your rights. Where are you, North Korea?
in North Korea your rights coursing YOU!
/salute
No, Mr. Bondfan4518, I expect you to die.
This is the only time Emo Kid did not care about losing a shoe
skateboard fail, vasectomy win
It’s been posted before
It’ to be posted again!
Already seen it on nothingtoxic.com
no sh!t watson?
dats a girl
girls dont nut and his friends said he nutted, aka smashed his nuts. listen closely *expletive nutted on an expletive pole man*
I think he means that he will now be a girl. You know, someone without testicles.
They also said HE genius you forgot to point that out
(i misspelled 42 times trying to post this)
Who dat iz?
That one earned a nomination for the Darwin Award!
I love how you can still hear the skateboard rolling away for half the video
“Sweeeet, I can’t believe I landed that jump. That was like a 5 foot OH F$&%^*(%&$^!!!!”
I just realized, the rating symbols are thumbs downs…. does that mean I should give the worst ones a five?
Random comment win
Somebody? Admin? Answer me???
Repost previous content fail.
agreed, this is old.
The President’s hoes?
Sorry, you lose this round of FAIL Jeopardy. The correct question is Who are the President’s hoes?
you mean:
“The correct answer is…”
or “the correct answer question”
Actually wouldn’t it be, “What are the President’s daughters?”
Couldn’t resist.
Hun, you lost your shoe. And your skateboard. And your mojo.
Yeah, I think his mojo got knocked up into his stomach.
Maybe it was just a really butch lesbian on the skateboard? That way, no mojo was lost.
But atleast that soft fleshy patch protected his pelvis
and his dignity
hits inside left leg! not gonads!
Definitely. Otherwise he would not have gotten up for quite a while longer.
he says ____ing nutted on the ____ing pole
who the hell has there “gonads” on the inside of their left leg
And you know how reliable skate boarders are as witnesses.
I’ve sworn a few in.
Dude, I swear to tell the truth. Thats truth, dude.
Dude will not be making babies any time soon. But then, the possibility of that happening even before this accident was the same.
Haven’t you heard of rohypnol?
well, if i took a nice big stick and slammed it on you thigh, would it not hurt then?
That’s what she said.
…
uhhhh WIN?!!!
ur a moron
pause it at 0:06
that looks like his balls…
Wow, he was free vasectomy…
Engrish WIN
learn English with video games isn’t a good idea…
i love natural selection,
with the bursting of his sack and everything in it,
he can have kdis to grow up to be as stupid as he is.
Ouch!
About 26 seconds too long… Also, your average America’s Funniest Home Videos fare… Nothing epic ’bout that fail.
I bet his balls disagree with you.
Hell, my balls disagree. Not as bad as the trampoline ball smash though.
How many times is this video going to show up on here?
Until you finally learn your lesson.
Pwned.
OUCH!!
This was already posted a long time ago, but its there.
Damn I hate it when a second page is generated. You can’t see any successive replies to earlier comments without hitting the “show all” link.
You can, though! The Admiral taught me how.
Click on the link you want to follow in the “recent comments” box, and let it fail.
Then, add or paste ?cp=all into the URL right before the #, and hit enter. It will then take you to the new comment!
I don’t even wait for it to finish failing, I type it in while the page is still loading.
I do too, but you have to click the link and let the broken URL show up in your browser. You DON’T have to wait for the page to finish loading.
Unless you’re on the same fail and have recently commented. Then you can just mouse over the link to get the comment number to appear in the URL at the bottom of the browser, then type in the number in the address bar. Usually just the last one or two digits are different.
It’s still a pain in the butt though. I wish they would make it (?cp=all) one’s default using sessions.
Me tooooooooooooo!
Isn’t it easier to hit the “show all” link? It’s right there on top.
Not if you want to only see the recent comments and not have to sift through ALL of them to find the new ones.
And every time you click on a comment in the recent comment
box the ?cp=all gets removed from the link.
ok, I’m confused now. I tried your little trick, but I still got ALL the comments. How do you only get recent ones?
You can’t, it just sends you to the most recent of the name you clicked on.
You = FAIL!
i feel bad for bruised weiner man. ;(
*cries*
wow. he’s smart. *rolls eyes*
i know right
Classic, painful, time honored fail.
It makes me want to watch “Idiocracy”.
Correction. This is made of win.
He accidentally.
future babies fail.
Hasn’t this already been posted?
yes. June 17th.
THATS NO GOOD
Somebody give him some ice cream.
Oh. No need. He’s already got a Nut Crunch Surprise …
Could’ve just named the video “Skateboarding”. The ‘fail’ is by default.
As a female viewer, I just shrieked in imagined agony. I kept waiting for him to vomit.
Scrambled Eggs
The real fail here is that person asking him if he’s alright.
Um… Der!
Yeah, this has been on here before. :/
That is definitely a woman. Not as much fail.
It is a woman NOW.
it doesn’t matter if it hit his gonads or his inner thigh, it’d still hurt like hell. you saw how fast he was going. besides, there are quite some nerves on your inner thigh.
Old, but funny as hell
Hmmmm should I go help him? Nah, let’s zoom in!
Originality fail.
(x2 – me and the video!)
umm..hasn’t this already been on here?
FAIL: This has already been posted once before.
Somehow doubt I’m the first to wonder… but wasn’t this on like, the first or second page of the FailBlog?
hit the grounding wire so hard his shoe flew off. xD
Ouch! I’m surprised he was even up, walking around, and breathing! And you know when he sat down he was so angry that it turned out so piss poor… you know you’ve tried at some point to do something “cool” and it failed miserably (and painfully) and you’re just so pissed off that it didn’t work out, you look stupid, and you walk it off, but you’re pissed b/c it didn’t work out, and you can feel that one up in your chest!
oh SNAP.
That hurt my balls and I don’t even HAVE any!
K, so am I the only one who noticed that it sounds like the skateboard is clapping when this guy flies off of it? As if it thinks he deserved it? Cause it’s pretty damn funny.
lucky it was a female boarder
PURE OWNAGE!! AHHAHAH FEEL THE BURN
I think that “He” is a She, that’s a chick, not a dude, think about it, if you had your balls pulverised, would you be able to get up at all for atleast a minute or two?
He are a skateboarder. His balls are so numb, it doesn’t matter anymore!
Alternately, he’s built up a pain tolerance to crotch smackage.
Soon to come: Fertility FAIL
New video fail.
This has been on here before. What’s with the repeats lately?
FAIL … we already have this one on failblog.
I guess I’m the only one who thinks that looked like a girl skateboarder? Still quite painful, but makes sense that she’d be able to get up to collect her shoe.
Yeah, as I said, I think she’s a chick
duplicate fail…. again
Jo, not funny kay?
Thats gotta hurt!
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Originality FAIL?
bingo!!! I’ m skatter and never did this … uh!! ouch!
Always wear a helmet (under the belly button)
I like how it sounded like someone was clapping after he did that.
we don’t have to ask, “who isda baby daddy?”
That’s the game – different – for the smarty – for the spanker.
Ow! My Balls!
failed!
sieg heil
That’s one way to get stupidity out of the gene pool
ouch thats gotta hurt folks!!
Darwin Awards Nominee!!!
“and that grandchildren is how I lost my right nut!” – that dude in 40 years
this has bean on here at least once before
this vid was first published on youtube. I saw it way before it became a fail here^^
just goes to show that skateboarding will end your family line.
HE BEAT JACKASS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!!!!
skaterz 0 vasectemy 1
yea, that’ll ruin your day right there
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i really hope that he had kids befor that… 8^(
ouch that had to hurt
YIKES
a nice new way to put off your shoes… but… FAIL… he only managed to put off one shoe… harhar stupid skateboarder… start collecting postage stamps, thats not that dangerous…
На каком-то сайте я уже видел похожую статью да ладно
omg favorite part was the shoe falling off
Where’s the problem? He’s a skateboarder, by definition he doesn’t have any balls.
no kids for you
Подбор по теме хороший удачный, добавлю сайт в закладки.
Hehe. Scrambled eggs or better yet…cracked nuts.
На каком-то сайте я уже читал похожую тематику, но все равно спасибо
Текст неплохой, закину сайт в закладки.
makes me hurt my nuts just watching this x.x
he must have some metal balls, a very high pain tolerance, or no nuts at all to be able to get up and walk around like that. I’d be spewing blood from every orifice.
Virgin for life.
True bet its still hilarious:p
Luckily for him skinny jeans provide extra fortification.
That was goddamn funny! Do it again…. dumbass.
FIRST infourmonths
ball-ownership fail.
ThAt Is NoT fAiL, tHaT iS wIn.
Of course, noone has pointed out yet that ‘skateboarding’=fail to begin with…
NUTS!!!
It’s funny how you can hear his board trundling continually down the hill, who knows where it ended up.
Ouch…I felt that
what? a bail like that looks horrible but it isn’t, indeed
Благодарю!!! У Вас часто появляются очень интересные посты! Очень поднимаете мое настроение.
I can feel the pain from here. Oooch!
And no more children for you:D
Вычислила все контакты мужа, наконец-то он не отвертится… Девочки и вам советую проверить своего суженного.
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OMG, try a different sport!
Well at least he took it like a man.
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