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Skateboarding Fail


Submitted by Jojo

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  1. Avis says:

    Because the street is a perfectly safe place to sit.

  2. Uncle Joe Bob says:

    I can’t stop watching this video. LOL

    Lightpoll – 1
    Dumb skateboarder – 0

  3. Loonix says:

    o.O that is how you make She-Skaters

  4. Holo says:

    wow free permanent contraception

  5. Nate says:

    Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection going strong.

  6. mtho says:

    Once a skateboard told me 2+2 = 5, but I didn’t believe him…

  7. Powerbeef says:

    He won’t be needing a condom any time soon…

  8. Anonymous says:

    There’s tons of new FAIL, so why are you reposting old FAIL

  9. KittyMarie says:

    Hopefully that will leave him without the ability to procreate.

  10. siphon says:

    OMG I HATE REPOSTS!!!

  11. izzyboy says:

    *cringes and protectively clutches at groin*

  12. GalaxyNowhere says:

    HAHA! THE SHOE!

  13. Pretentious White Girl says:

    Shit, man. That hurts just watching it, and I don’t even have balls.

  14. Eaeelil says:

    oh my … i think he just won a living darwin award …. or darn close to one

  15. Alex-X says:

    i wonder how the hell he could stend up and walk after that? o.o Me think’s he hasn’t ball’z. :o

  16. Uncle Joe Bob says:

    Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago.

  17. Julien says:

    Where have thy balls gone?????????? That must have hurt like balls!!!!!!!

    http://mylifeiscrap.com

  18. Dallas says:

    What is a fail???

  19. Roc says:

    How he got up so fast is a wonder…was he wearing a cup?With like super-foam lining and 5-inch reinforced steel protection? :\

  20. Uncle Joe Bob says:

    So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

  21. Uncle Joe Bob says:

    I can haz my balz back?

  22. Blåbär says:

    what a numbnut!

  23. A Skateboarder says:

    When you skate you get hurt. He didn’t do anything particularly dumb, it’s just a dangerous hobby. Like sky diving, or writing internet comments.

  24. [dangeruss] says:

    old and boring

  25. Robsyrob says:

    OUCH! That’s gotta hurt!!

  26. Robsyrob says:

    OUCH!! Thats gotta hurt!!!

  27. 2.0 says:

    oh come on. failblog fail. This has been posted before. LAZYNESS WIN.

  28. matty says:

    I almost coughed my testies up when I seen this, ouch!

  29. Steltz Assasin says:

    Didn’t we already have this one?

  30. DemianGod says:

    Es viejisimo ese video…
    Is really old that video…

  31. someone says:

    this one is getting better and better, the more often you watch it.

    johnny knoxville would be proud of him!

  32. teh_true_pwner says:

    two times a FAIL. I choose to believe (I have my rights) that this video was posted here earlier. I won’t even bother to check if it was removed. : D

  33. dellisonly says:

    This is the only time Emo Kid did not care about losing a shoe

  34. Failerella says:

    skateboard fail, vasectomy win

  35. Mario. says:

    It’s been posted before
    It’ to be posted again!

  36. James says:

    Already seen it on nothingtoxic.com

  37. not says:

    dats a girl

  38. Alturin says:

    That one earned a nomination for the Darwin Award!

  39. That Guy Behind You says:

    I love how you can still hear the skateboard rolling away for half the video

  40. Smelly says:

    “Sweeeet, I can’t believe I landed that jump. That was like a 5 foot OH F$&%^*(%&$^!!!!”

  41. Me says:

    I just realized, the rating symbols are thumbs downs…. does that mean I should give the worst ones a five?

  42. Carlyle says:

    Repost previous content fail.

  43. neon says:

    The President’s hoes?

  44. Mary says:

    Hun, you lost your shoe. And your skateboard. And your mojo.

  45. rlyfail says:

    hits inside left leg! not gonads!

  46. Omega says:

    Wow, he was free vasectomy…

  47. a random dude says:

    i love natural selection,
    with the bursting of his sack and everything in it,
    he can have kdis to grow up to be as stupid as he is.

  48. Aluriaphin says:

    About 26 seconds too long… Also, your average America’s Funniest Home Videos fare… Nothing epic ’bout that fail.

  49. bubba says:

    How many times is this video going to show up on here?

  50. angelzrealm says:

    OUCH!! :)

  51. superbdude says:

    This was already posted a long time ago, but its there.

  52. raelalt says:

    Damn I hate it when a second page is generated. You can’t see any successive replies to earlier comments without hitting the “show all” link.

  53. the_prety_one says:

    i feel bad for bruised weiner man. ;(
    *cries*

  54. oBaMa_RuLeZ_pAlIn=EPIC FAIL says:

    wow. he’s smart. *rolls eyes*

  55. Bill says:

    Classic, painful, time honored fail.

  56. Lord Baddkitty says:

    Correction. This is made of win.

  57. Gui says:

    He accidentally.

  58. yo mom says:

    future babies fail.

  59. spleenless1der says:

    Hasn’t this already been posted?

  60. weirdo says:

    THATS NO GOOD

  61. Fiat Knox says:

    Somebody give him some ice cream.

    Oh. No need. He’s already got a Nut Crunch Surprise …

  62. JimmyBruiser says:

    Could’ve just named the video “Skateboarding”. The ‘fail’ is by default.

  63. gndtn says:

    As a female viewer, I just shrieked in imagined agony. I kept waiting for him to vomit.

  64. John B. says:

    The real fail here is that person asking him if he’s alright.

    Um… Der!

  65. LJH says:

    Yeah, this has been on here before. :/

  66. IL Mike says:

    That is definitely a woman. Not as much fail.

  67. duck says:

    it doesn’t matter if it hit his gonads or his inner thigh, it’d still hurt like hell. you saw how fast he was going. besides, there are quite some nerves on your inner thigh.

  68. RPGod says:

    Old, but funny as hell

  69. Bobo says:

    Hmmmm should I go help him? Nah, let’s zoom in!

  70. jaderaphael says:

    Originality fail.
    (x2 – me and the video!)

  71. rickie says:

    umm..hasn’t this already been on here?

  72. Arkane says:

    FAIL: This has already been posted once before.

  73. koeryn says:

    Somehow doubt I’m the first to wonder… but wasn’t this on like, the first or second page of the FailBlog?

  74. Ashley says:

    hit the grounding wire so hard his shoe flew off. xD

  75. Justin says:

    Ouch! I’m surprised he was even up, walking around, and breathing! And you know when he sat down he was so angry that it turned out so piss poor… you know you’ve tried at some point to do something “cool” and it failed miserably (and painfully) and you’re just so pissed off that it didn’t work out, you look stupid, and you walk it off, but you’re pissed b/c it didn’t work out, and you can feel that one up in your chest!

  76. Oh Snap says:

    oh SNAP.

    That hurt my balls and I don’t even HAVE any!

  77. TheSmokingGNU says:

    K, so am I the only one who noticed that it sounds like the skateboard is clapping when this guy flies off of it? As if it thinks he deserved it? Cause it’s pretty damn funny.

  78. conio says:

    lucky it was a female boarder

  79. PoweredByRicey says:

    PURE OWNAGE!! AHHAHAH FEEL THE BURN

  80. Jeansandluck says:

    I think that “He” is a She, that’s a chick, not a dude, think about it, if you had your balls pulverised, would you be able to get up at all for atleast a minute or two?

    • koeryn says:

      He are a skateboarder. His balls are so numb, it doesn’t matter anymore!

      Alternately, he’s built up a pain tolerance to crotch smackage.

  81. RSVA says:

    Soon to come: Fertility FAIL

  82. Jesse says:

    New video fail.

    This has been on here before. What’s with the repeats lately?

  83. Demut says:

    FAIL … we already have this one on failblog.

  84. Eric says:

    I guess I’m the only one who thinks that looked like a girl skateboarder? Still quite painful, but makes sense that she’d be able to get up to collect her shoe.

  85. noyb says:

    duplicate fail…. again

  86. Soulcrun says:

    Jo, not funny kay?

  87. gking says:

    Thats gotta hurt!

  88. kisulichka says:

    – ?
    , : , , , , ,
    , ?
    – !!!

  89. Spanky says:

    Originality FAIL?

  90. bingo!!! I’ m skatter and never did this … uh!! ouch!

  91. alamgir a. hasan says:

    Always wear a helmet (under the belly button)

  92. allan says:

    I like how it sounded like someone was clapping after he did that.

  93. nearlynormalized says:

    we don’t have to ask, “who isda baby daddy?”

  94. alamgir a. hasan says:

    That’s the game – different – for the smarty – for the spanker.

  95. Iron Chef Klingon says:

    Ow! My Balls!

  96. mi says:

    failed! :D

    sieg heil

  97. AlanS says:

    That’s one way to get stupidity out of the gene pool

  98. ouch thats gotta hurt folks!!

  99. Vivek says:

    Darwin Awards Nominee!!!

  100. Zac says:

    “and that grandchildren is how I lost my right nut!” – that dude in 40 years

  101. Anonynynymus says:

    this has bean on here at least once before

  102. this vid was first published on youtube. I saw it way before it became a fail here^^

  103. meanie says:

    just goes to show that skateboarding will end your family line.

  104. Colin says:

    HE BEAT JACKASS WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!!!!

  105. Dalton says:

    skaterz 0 vasectemy 1

  106. ChetSteadman says:

    yea, that’ll ruin your day right there

  107. jacob says:

    i really hope that he had kids befor that… 8^(

  108. jdkao says:

    ouch that had to hurt

  109. odi says:

    a nice new way to put off your shoes… but… FAIL… he only managed to put off one shoe… harhar stupid skateboarder… start collecting postage stamps, thats not that dangerous…

  110. На каком-то сайте я уже видел похожую статью да ладно

  111. Kelly says:

    omg favorite part was the shoe falling off

  112. Scott says:

    Where’s the problem? He’s a skateboarder, by definition he doesn’t have any balls.

  113. thatfunnyguyoverthere says:

    no kids for you

  114. Inagifelige says:

    Подбор по теме хороший удачный, добавлю сайт в закладки.

  115. Jom says:

    Hehe. Scrambled eggs or better yet…cracked nuts.

  116. Multgushlah says:

    На каком-то сайте я уже читал похожую тематику, но все равно спасибо

  117. SeilibleTet says:

    Текст неплохой, закину сайт в закладки.

  118. onerandomfail says:

    makes me hurt my nuts just watching this x.x

  119. Bob Ma Lee says:

    he must have some metal balls, a very high pain tolerance, or no nuts at all to be able to get up and walk around like that. I’d be spewing blood from every orifice.

  120. Unrequired says:

    Virgin for life.

  121. jburgess says:

    True bet its still hilarious:p

  122. Captain-Planet says:

    Luckily for him skinny jeans provide extra fortification.

  123. one_tarheelfan says:

    That was goddamn funny! Do it again…. dumbass.

  124. Ruben says:

    FIRST infourmonths

    ball-ownership fail.

  125. Dole says:

    ThAt Is NoT fAiL, tHaT iS wIn.

  126. Moderately Disliked says:

    Of course, noone has pointed out yet that ‘skateboarding’=fail to begin with…

  127. gstyles46 says:

    NUTS!!!

  128. Dan Foster says:

    It’s funny how you can hear his board trundling continually down the hill, who knows where it ended up.

  129. Mikoten says:

    Ouch…I felt that

  130. Благодарю!!! У Вас часто появляются очень интересные посты! Очень поднимаете мое настроение.

  131. Daisy Cole says:

    I can feel the pain from here. Oooch!

  132. mike says:

    And no more children for you:D

  133. Linsbroonia says:

    Вычислила все контакты мужа, наконец-то он не отвертится… Девочки и вам советую проверить своего суженного.
    Спасибо [b][url=http://www.info-star.ru/]ЭТОМУ[/url][/b] сервису.

  134. trusts says:

    OMG, try a different sport!

  135. Agent 47 says:

    Well at least he took it like a man.

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  137. pjhonn says:

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