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Not that funny.
WHY SO SERIOUS?
Dark Knight hangup? Ledger is dead… But he was excellent in that movie.
He died on My birthday. January 22, 2008.
A HUGE entertainment loss.
You’re not yet 1 year old, yet you can type? Wow! Savant!
u couldnt type when u were 1?? damn!
fail fail is fail. Could have easily been shooped, and isn’t funny reGUAAAARDless
we’re guaaaaards
we’re guards
actually, he would be 0 years old.
in china he would be 1 year old.
people also count the 9 months of pregnancy speaking asbout their age.
That’s kinda nasty… So they parents tell them the exact date they had sex?
Do you want to know the date I had sex with your mom?
Haha, this tickled me.
and knights tale
lame ass movie .. only redeeming .. wait nvm no redeeming quality .. the chick was hot tho…
How very dare you.
You try and name one medieval-set film that’s better
Except possibly Monty Python and the Holy Grail
ANYONE saying “Black Knight” gets a metaphysical kick in the face
first knight
Knight rider
i dont think thats medevil………
Medieval, surely.
no me devil i’m secretly telling you that i am satan
Holo shit!
holographic shit?
Excalibur, probably the best King Arthur movie ever. (And where else would you get Captain Picard, Hyacinth Bucket’s (Sorry Bouquet) husband, Qui Gonn Jin, and the woman from Walkabout all together in the one movie
)
Pulp Fiction.
Ay, has anybody seen me devil? I placed the wee bugger o’er there jus a minute ago.
The Seventh Seal
ARGGGHHH
GLUURK?
Blarg.
indeed.
rather
indubitably!
Quite.
Odd.
awkward????
»I’m horrible. I think I might be pun-challenged«
(Comments from the pun-challenged wont next below this level)
As is their wont.
Next!
*thwacks self with shellacked halibut!*
lolz
It’s optionally required.
no, it’s required to be optional
Or requiredly optional.
no…its REQUIRED AND OPTIONAL…this explains the duality of man
..sounds rather woman-ish to me.
Sarah Palin would be buggered with the last question.
“BUT I READ ALL OF THEM!?”
WTF is newspaper usage type? what type of thing do you use your newspaper for?
Silly . Not nearly enough proofreaders employed worlwide.
See, Worldwide! Easy miss!
I NOTICED IT …. honest…. i just… um…. didnt want you to look stupid! yes thats it!
Why Thankyou, you’re such a yentleman! And I meant yentle. *G*
thankgou! and i meant gou. “Y”
i le i se and i mean i le i se ‘iv’ ‘oe’
i live i shoe btw
Yentle?? Shouldn’t that be thank goy
WORD.
Cute pic, Russ.
danke
VERB.
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
ADVEREB
ARTICLE
PRONOUN
PARTICIPLE
DANGLING.
GET THOSE BACK IN YOUR TROUSERS
I accidentally a whole action verb.
.
(Gawd I love saying that. Can’t stop accidentally stuff).
Behave yourself, or I’ll turn you into a gerund!
I accidentally a linguist.
Cuni ?
Form? Stela?
Ah!! You may be a Master Debater, but I’m a Cunning Linguist
Word up.
How did you add the profile pic, anyway? I added one to ICHC, but it’s not showing up.
I think the options were
1- read them
2- use them as envelope for sandwich
3- toilet paper
or make a pirate hat or roll them up and watch my dog shred it
What do you make of this?
of what letters? i make words and out of words a sentence!
Well said.
*now for the proper response*
This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…
LOL Johnny
“Can you guess what it is yet?”
an old lady on fire?
hits, shit, sith, isht(ar)… any others you can make from ‘this’?
Ishtar?! Marik Ishtar?!? YU-GI-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the goddess…but yeah, YuGiOh works too!
I’ve got this bird cage, see, that needs lining…
Actually, I once got a telemarketing call from the local newspaper after I let the subscription lapse. They wanted to know why I didn’t want the paper anymore. I told them my pet rabbit died and I didn’t need it for the cage any longer. And I was serious.
Their script doesn’t have a response for that. Just said, “Oh. Goodbye.”
I like that.
Sounds like typical administrative bullshit. The kind of crap they put on an important government form just to trip you up. Like an application for financial aid or something.
I’m not bitter.
Bitter? I would hope not, more like salty… If you were, I could recommend a few feminine hygiene products, though.
Bitter ‘there’ face…lolz
…Ew. Nope. Tangy. (From what I’ve heard.)
don’t lie, you’ve tried it
Hmm everything not banned is now mandatory
Hmm… so I guess that means I have to add “Freaky Monkey-Puppet Sex” to my list if shit I gotta do every day huh?
*of
I suck.
I thought that was what the Monkey-Puppet was for.
Jess needs a Realdoll, that monkey puppet doesn’t do its job.
Remember when you weren’t videotaped 15 times a day on surveillance cameras?
well being an international pornstar i’ve always been of fifteen cameras a day
*on
i’m a pornstar i’m allowed to misspell
I do ponder sometimes if international porn stars make more money that national porn stars.
yes
Posting a few naked pictures on your myspace page does not make you an international porn star.
Damn! Really? What else do I have to do?
First if all, Raelalt, get yourself a better porn name than “pedantry ‘r us”…
…If?
*of… of… of… of… First OF all…
grumble grumble hate it when I forget to change back from my alter ego grumble grumble
Well, you’ll learn … You Must!
Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Word Girl, and Captain Huggy Face all screwed up early in their careers!
*of… ooofff…. auffff… OF
Keep practicing…you’re getting there!!
Required info
But optional, so they claim
Very annoying.
Ah, a peaceful Failku.
it reminds my of India although i dont know why
so much for oxymorons
i’m just a regular moron
Your face belongs to oxema
Oxema’s like a peeing furnace
This is why I don’t sign up for memberships on the Internet. They want information that is way too personal.
So make stuff up. And make it contradictory, so they either send you NO targeted ads, or ALL of them, because you don’t fit a “profile”.
And use a junk email account. I have an account I never use except to get junk mail. Never get spam in my regular email.
I get confused cuz there is no “Yes” option for the “Sex?” question
well there isnt a sex question there
Well there should be!
There’s always a sex question, friggin perverts.
Although Sex is never a question. Sex is an answer.
Funny story about sex questions. My niece was applying for a local city job, and one of the profile questions was “Have you ever had sex with, or watched someone having sex with a farm animal?”. Not all sex questions are WIN!
What kind of job was that?!?!? Was it with the city vet? I can’t think of any other position that might ask that question, unless the hiring boss was a perv.
Agreed.
It may be an Optional Fail, but you know what’s not an option? Loosing.
[Sara J]
You know who liked having options?
Hitler. You nazi!
[/Sara J]
♥ Heath Ledger ♥
A wonderful father and actor. Never conceited, always put his family first. An amazing actor who brought light to his works. We have you in our hearts.
♥
Obviously done in paint: FAIL
Totally wasn’t.
http://www.nydailynews.com/nydn/form/register.jsp
The defense rests.
Totally wasn’t.
http://www.nydailynews.com/nydn/form/register.jsp
what happened to my first post?
oh there it is.
HAHAH!
THAT’s what happens when you can’t get the javascript working properly…
ayo this is a wild page i love it this is the popster child for a chiche
yu digg
Yea, I did submit this one a month ago, grrr
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2013530&vk=A7YvjQIC7qoimLA4R7eQghGwKC2eZAszE3fE3UwP8lQuZlx%2fYcrAkFB1tkWFylG2S9diVrPqtABqNe2yST%2bx2Q%3d%3d
This has been photoshopped!
Yup, most definitely. It’s not the same style font as any other text on the page, and it doesn’t line up with the title. This could have even been done with some simple paint program lol
as if we needed more proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity
optional these days means REQUIRED…