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its for stab tig
tig? Tigger? Why would anybody want to stab Tigger? He’s bouncy!
… Wouldn’t do any good anyway… his top is made outta rubba!!
Aim for the springs!!! That’ll get him!
i actually meant play tig or tag or whatever people call it now…… and to tig or tag some one else you have to plunge a cold steel blade into their chest and then their it!
That would be “tag”. And that particular game of tag wouldn’t last very long.
as i found out today when playing tag with my friends
And by friends he means complete strangers.
28 x 4 = 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no it doesn’t………..
It totally doesn’t… fail.
Because of 0/0 it does.
Their it, what? They own an it? Try using proper spelling next time kthxbai
You mean grammar? The spelling was correct.
Word association maybe? Or subject/verb agreement?
The word you guys are looking for is “usage”.
Don’t you mean “you guys are need to get a life and not argue like babies on a website”
Haven’t you ever played tag?
Mumbly-peg. Great childhood game.
for those of you who like the taste of sharp in the morning
Did you mean for stabbing Tony the tiger? That’d be gggrrreeaaattt!!!
cereal killer WIN
*watches Hackers*
At least the knife are for utility purposes and not for stabbing cereal eaters.
Free gifts like these are how cereal killers are created.
Wanna know how I got these scars?
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I used to live in Virginia. My father had a business there, see, the 4Seasons Restaurant. He was a child predator, had the gloves and all. One morning I’m sitting at the table eating my cereal, and then in he comes, crazier than usual, and he says, “Bend over.”
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So I grabbed my free toy, and he says, “Why so serious?” Came at me in the mouth, “Why so serious?” I didn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. “I just accidenty your whole p*n*s. Oops!” We screamed and screamed until Daddy stopped twitching.
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Now… Why so serious?
cudos
kudos
Cujo
Banjo.
HoJos
Hobos
Homos
Check the urban dictionary.
I prefer the infinite teen slang dictionary.
ronber
n. a particularly popular woman.
“I’m gonna relax with your ronber, Jose.”
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Gluuuuuuuuuurk?!
So far, Mustang Suzy is a one-trick pony. Got anything else for us?
Sounds like she is practicing her deep throat technique, give her some space.
I thought it was Central Asian throat-singing.
I don’t see how gadding about going “glurk” is going to expose the Watergate scandal, but if you say so…
*backs off*
*applause*
Win.
*standing ovation*
*standing ovulation*
Boy, failblog seems to be becoming a wonderful outlet for my filthy, filthy mind.
Hah…if you think saying “ovulation” is evidence of a filthy mind…ur doing it wrong.
Yeah, that was pretty clinical for a filthy mind.
Perhaps we’d understand if we’d seen her ovulate…
I’ll pass. Ovulating ain’t sexy.
Ovulating unsexy…you’re doing it wrong
Um, what?
Oh God!
How I love your filthy filthy mind!
Let me count the ways:
1 2 <3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23… …69!
>> “I just accidenty your whole p*n*s. Oops!”
use an action verb.
Yeah, someone obviously hasn’t seen the previous fail it’s quoting.
Fabulous, now virtually the entirety of fail blog are using
“I accidentally the whole” …….incorrectly.
I somehow doubt they’re quoting a previous Fail.
Yeah, they’re quoting SEVERAL previous fails!
Who now? I feel like Daffy Duck.
“You keep outta this. He doesn’t have to shoot you now.”
“Ah-HAH!…Pronoun trouble!”
I THOUGHT was referring to State Your Name’s wonderful post being a
reference to several previous fails. Leah seems to not see that.
It does seem to be out of context though.
That was two fails in one actually. Nobody remembers the “My sister accidentally killed herself” fail anymore?
Oops!
That wasn’t my sister, that was me.
“I just accidenty your whole p*n*s. Oops!”
Action verbs are obviously not a friend of Failblog.
“I just accidenty your whole”
… An entire mass of “wtf.”
use an action verb!! /\
Learn how to internet?
Bravo!
Genius comment, hats off to you.
Knife is a singular noun. Subject/verb agreement fail.
or are they? DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!
How the hell am I supposed to eat my cereal with this steak knife?
with honey, it sticks it to the knife.
With momma’s blood too
Eat off this and you will have a forked tongue.
At least there is a free gift for the mummy too.
I wonder if the strawberry-one tastes different…
This cereal is being marketed to cereal killers…….
*plays drums*
-Ba Dum Tish-
Cereal killer, or just hungry in the morning?
Someones show and tell will be exciting!
“Look what toy I got with my cereal!”
HELP I A KNIFE WHAT DU I DO?
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You accidenty a key word there.
action verb!
The whole knife?
LOL!
How Emo would you have to be to buy that?
Yeah, nobody else uses knives. Damn emos.
Only emos eat cereal, also.
Don’t forget the ostriches and platypus (platypii for plural?)
Nah, it’s Greek not Latin.
Since English likes to butcher both Greek and Latin, I think we should make the plural platypusae. Those things mock nature anyway, so why not mock linguistics too.
I think that had something to do with an eight pussied monster…
With a duck’s bill and nipples…
*masturbates*
If you need to butcher Greeks and Latins, buy this cereal! It comes with knives!!
A Greek platypus?
Yeah, you know…a platypus in a fraternity.
So Plato and a platypus walk into a bar…
and raise a toast to Socrates.
I drank what?
Well, you won’t get me with your Belladonna—in the coffee,
And you won’t get me with your arsenic—in the pot of tea,
And you won’t put me in a six-foot plot—with your hemlock
On the rocks.
I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
How do cut steak with a spoon
Yay no-ones said first!
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first?
damn you….
FIRST!
thats the second 1st now…. but the 1st confident one
technically you said first as well……… and now i just did!!
fine it was the third first and that first was the sixth…….. and that one was the seventh
One more first and the space-time continuum will collapse
…………………………. you said first
Fürst! Oh, Fürst der Finsternis!
he said jehova! stone him!
I’m already stoned…….
You lucky bawstid! What I wouldn’t give to be spat at in the face. Bloody favouritism, ‘at is.
“I sit around all day just dreaming of being spat at in the face!”
FIST!
*shakes fist*
Why do I get the feeling that half of the photos here lately are staged?
1) Guy at grocery store Saran Wraps steak knives to a few boxes of cereal
2) Takes photos to post on Fail Blog
3) Society Fail
I don’t know if it was staged for Fail Blog, but this is likely staged… however I want to know if they left it like that for just anyone to come along and see. Mothers probably went into a foaming-at-the-mouth rampage without going “gee, that looks fake”.
If that’s what happened, then “too much spare time” fail.
was taken by my friend, was real
my friend was taken by a bear, for real
It’s a good thing they didn’t put them inside the box
Or it would be Bloodly-honey cereal…
bloody*****
You probably get a free spoon with every steak you buy.
LOL
ROFL
I love the cereal with the sharp metal marshmallows, they tickle the roof of my mouth!
They should give away a 9mm with every box. I’d buy a box or two if they did!
That’s a bulletproof sales strategy.
Ba-dum tish!
Mummy Mummy, Look what I’ve got!!!
Mummy Mummy, feel what I’ve got!!!
She did…. last night!
I guess it was your daddy, not your mummy
personally it was my uncle
I thought it was your fish finger *SCNR*
my uncles fish finger
Sorry, I momentarily confused your mom with Imhotep. Won’t happen again.
Oh, Maddox, I’m so proud! Like mother like son.
What cereal is this anyways? It looks inedible!
Your parents or sister are bothering?
Get your handy knife set for free with our cereals…
Man, EVERYBODY’S bothering.
You’re bothering…
Meh. I can’t be bothered.
Aw, come on Pretentious! You’re hot & bothered most days and been proud to admit it.
i was just griiling fish fingers and the grill set on fire! o.0
Oh Boy…!
Fishes do have fins. Humans have fingers.
If I were you I would get me a knife set – free with every box of Too…?
yeah because the the latest fire fighters are using steak knifes that they got for free from children’s cereal or are you saying to eat the now small black rectangles?
Who in their right mind would try and suggest that fire fighters use steak knives they got free from children’s cereals in an emergency!? I think it’s pretty obvious what I was trying to say – go get yourself a box of Too and your free steak knife to protect yourself from the grill!
i’m in my left mind though so give me a break and the grills not doing much… just burning
That grill needs to be taught a lesson!
How did the crispy black rectangular pieces of charcoal taste? Did you eat them with tomato ketchup?
Tomato ketchup? There’s another kind? Onion ketchup perhaps, or maybe it’s now made from cats? After all, it is also spelled catsup…
Ketchup is the original term and the first ones didn’t even have tomatoes as an ingredient.
Mother tomato was taking the little ones out for a walk one day but one of her children was always lagging behind. Finally, her patience wearing thin, she walked over to the baby and stomped on it yelling, “Catch Up!”
Damn, I’m glad she wasn’t my mom!
And her Fox Force Five specialty was knives! Well done.
Disco!
I’m going to go powder my nose…
Don’t be a *makes hand gestures* square.
I said Goddamn!
Oddly enough almost any bottle of ketchup states that it is “tomato ketchup”. So there MUST be another kind somewhere. Also, about ten years ago, Heinz tried out a new color for ketchup. No one really knows why.
Well don’t keep us in suspense! What color of ketchup did they try?
Green. Because, as we all know how easy it is to get kids to eat green stuff!
It was a really unappetizing shade of dark green too.
they also did purple they were trying to make green and failed apparantly
*barf*
Funnily enough, the shade of green that they chose was very similar to Holo’s avatar.
I know…I’ve seen it.
On another forum I frequent, we use “heinz” as a verb. As in, “I have to go heinz now…brb”.
Of course it means to “catch up”.
28 X 4 = 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta go sofa now, bbl.
I remember that horrendous phase of green ketchup, it tasted exactly the same but I just couldn’t bring myself to enjoy it.
i do a marketing gimic
Capitalize “I”, put a comma after “do”, “marketting” gets two t’s, “gimmick” gets a second m in the middle and a k at the end, and a period goes at the end of the sentence.
Failblog accidentally put this at the bottom of the page.
*fastens safety harness and prepares for ride up to the proper nesting place*
Weeeeeeee! That was fun!
Yeah, uh-oh, big fail for pob!
There is such a thing in the world as banana ketchup, actually. Strangely enough, it isn’t colored yellow.
Dare I ask?
What color is it?
DON’T ASK!!! AAaaauuuggghhh!
Well, I have this morbid curiosity, you see. Now, I NEED to know!
*sticks fingers in ears*
I’m not listening, I’m not listening, LALALALALALAAAA!
I looked it up. It’s red. Whoo-hoo. What a let-down.
*faints*
*attempts to revive*
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to!
But is it made with real bananas?
Please…have mercy…I’m a delicate dragon.
Oh maybe its banana peppers … or maybe bananas AND banana peppers
*faints again*
Banana ketchup makes you faint but you’ll happily eat chocolate coated bacon?!
Bacon & Eggs IceCream for Breakfast… Mmmmm *salivates*
they tasted like fishy charcoal and i ate them in a sandwich with bbq sause
Tomato bbq sauce?
why not
I think the knives are to fend off the cereal-loving bees. If the picture on the packet is lifesize, you’ll need them.
Yeeaaargh! *hides from evil giant cereal bees*
i’m a evil giant cereal bee and i am behind you!
Eeeeeek! *is traumatiz/sed*
…And as I commented earlier, if they gave away 9mm’s with every pack, no damn kitchen appliance would even dare cross your path!
“The information you provide allows use to better serve”? Is that a typo?
I’m not trusting that agency.
Um…well…hmmm…nope, no witty comments are coming, so I’m just going to come right out and say it.
Try posting under the right picture for once.
How does this even happen? And not just once, either!
Oh the secret’s out… I can’t post properly!
No, I’m doing this as a homage to the time when failblog first opened and had a failskin that made posting on the wrong entry possible.
And I thought you were a most creative troll. Well done.
it also looks like the bee is doing another bee, whos face you cant see, up the ass.
All I see in front of him is his massive honey dripper
Massive honey dripper?!
*masturbates*
free knife?????
*masturbates*
Oo.
*waits for the Admiral to arrive*
*masturbates*
hmm no one replied
*masturbates*
sorry, was busy masturbating
masturbating!!!!!
*masturbates*
*masturbates cubed*
*masturbates to the base log 20 of 5*
base log!
*masturbates*
triple integrals!
*masturbates*
I’m here, but let’s arrive together.
Ooo. I like the way you think.
…Let’s ditch this crowd though, yeah?
Also avalible in choco flavour with free machete and 9mm
the ones with machetes are only available in mexico
It’s just you.
Really and truly. Just you.
Dragon!!!
*hugs*
Avis!!!
*hugs back*
Anyone notice it says at the very bottom “Carry on the” and you cant see what you are carrying it on? The bus maybe? Is that what the knives are for? The vitamins protect your health, the knives protect your life?
“Guns for show, knives for a pro.”
Do it on the bus.
i do and people stare
I did it on your bukkit
mmmmmmmmmmm soft-centered chocolate tiger cereal seeeeeex.
♥
Sooooo knives ooooout!
why do people pronounce steak as stake and not the way you write it ?
rofl awesome! XD
Warning: Keep out of children.
That picture looks extremely disturbing, and not just because it’s knives bundled with kids’ cereal.
I’ll explain this one: It looks like the nice kid cereal boxes have an evil half (think Two Face from batman) and the exaggerated drawing of the bees and the artwork on the box is rather creepy and just adds to the disturbing look of this thing.
The Bates Motel free breakfast.
WTF!!?!!?!?!?!??!?! TALK ABOUT THE PICTURE, NUBS!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S WHAT THESE COMMENTS ARE FOR!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?! and ha no fail i double-checked, bizzle-chez
Ash: Wow
Gerdy: Child Friendly … ?
Ash: They’re trying to appeal to the serial killers… wait… AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Gerdy: <3
We’re so cool…
EPIC FAIL!
LOL! and then we wonder how chavs get thear weps but thay must eat thear food first rotflmao! on a difrent note, some spazy prick kid at my school called farahat takes a toy knife he found in the street with him lol
HEY KIDS! GET YOUR FREE KNIVES TODAY!
They’d better eat meat than those cereals.
once again the promotion of emo to kids… do people want the next generation to be masochists?
ROFL…I guess if they taped the knife to their behind they could pretend to be a bee.
Bee looks like it’s beating it too. double win.
Mommy,Why Is Daddy All Red?
is this real? i mean, come on! obvious fail.
i’m a bumble bee, I’m a happy be, i’mIWANT TO EAT YOUR BONES!!!!!
This is disturbing enough as is, but the cartoon characters make it TERRIFYING for some reason.
in other words: Nightmare Fuel