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*masturbates*
Inherent Fail.
All hail!
Fair is fail and fail is fair;
Hover through the blog and filthy fare.
This just made my day.
my whale is ready to sail
oh i forget to say, next one to reply this is gay
Hey everyone
Hey buddy. =P
20th FTW
biggest fail…….
Nobody Cares!
I was so close. Who says these can’t be men’s accessories?? I do live in Europe haha
yeah… and I do live in San Francisco…
Yeah… and I do live in Ingerland….
yeah… and i dont live in Azerbaijan…
your mom lives in azerbaijan
yeah…and I do live in Australia haha
yeah… and I live in Ingerland too! HaHaHaHa!
yeah…and I live in a land of pixies and magical hand bags hohoho!!eleventyone1
yeah… and I do live in FAILand, fail hahaha
Hey! I’m from Jersey too!
I’m from the State of Confusion.
I can see Jersey from my house!
Hey, I can see my house from here!
Oops, I meant “Russia”
I’m in the state of Denial.
I’m from the united states of canada. xD
Die Jesusland! xP
you people just arnt funny
what do you mean “You People”
We the People
I hope this thread has been a lesson to you Xes.
In Soviet Russia, Russia lives in You!
for mutha russia!!!
And I was JUST about to say that! Yea here the sign is correct, mainly on Gay Pride day at Macy’s.
Masculinity says. Or are you…
Looks fabulous!
Itz prittee!
And the advertised price is fair.
Maybe they will have this at the HOMO SHOP.
Needs shoes to match!
Ahh…brings me back to my transsexual days
You mean transvestite I think, or you’d currently still be living your transsexual days.
Unless they had surgery AGAIN.
Well, they’d still be a transsexual though… like a trans-transsexual maybe or a transsexual transsexual? I don’t think doing it more than once cancels it out.
I don’t know, it might cancel it out. If they go BACK to what they were. Re-assigning the original gender.
Transsexualism does not require gender reassignment. Just that the person involved would be happier with one.
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There are pre-op transsexuals and post-op transsexuals, but either way
they are still transsexuals.
A transsexual^2? A Rapid Transsexual? A Detranssexualized Person? APFKAT? Come on, WORK wit me here!
Ultratrans?
(Trans)[-1(trans)]sexual + 2trans = sexual.
… hey thar
Awesome.
Two trans leave different cities heading toward each other at different speeds. They both arrive at the same hospital at the same time to have their physical sexes reversed. Tran A, traveling 70 mph, leaves the town of Muldoon heading toward Foyleville, 260 miles away. At the same time Tran B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Foyleville heading toward Muldoon. When do the two trans meet? How far from each city is the hospital?
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
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The ultimate answer.
There is an actual answer, though there is nothing witty about it.
It takes 2 hours for them to reach the hospital, Muldoon is 140 miles from the hospital and Foyleville is 120 miles from the hospital. However, they don’t necessarily meet, they just both arrive at the hospital. Sorry, but I couldn’t help but answer that. I like math.
We have a winner. If there were prizes, DVDs of The World According to Garp and Different for Girls would be appropriate.
They meet at 08:14am on a Sunday, 6 days later in the billing office of the hospital during the lengthy discharge process. They have Brunch together, eventually date, fall in love, marry and adopt a hermaphrodite
baby, (whom they name Pat), and live happily ever after. *
*Except that he/she is an incipient alcoholic with dysthymic anger issues and she/he is a nympho with satyriasis anhedonia. Pat however, despite being plagued by dyslexic tourette syndrome, grows up to become a brilliant but inherently disturbed surgeon, who does the first successful interspecies sexual organs transplant between a man and a Shetland pony.
maybe thats how trans did it in the 1800’s…
but now a days i heard they fly to thailand for that kinda thang…
Hey! Im sure Eddie Izzard would love it….
As would Tinky Winky.
His winky’s stinky!
If you had been where his winky had been you would be stinky too.
My Eddie would never carry around those trashy bags!
Lol, and he has the most fabulous shoes!!
Real men carry purses!
Indeed. I think this is an accessory Win.
It’s a men’s European carryall
ITS NOT GAY ITS EUROPEAN
Do you still have my lipstick?
oh year this would fit to my shoes so pretty well!
This must be from San Francisco…
No, we have a very sophisticated gay community here. This is way too trashy to be seen on the streets with.
Yeah…that gold lamé look is SO last year.
And simply no one uses hinged clasps anymore, so passe.
Siegfired & Roy toy
the mens accessories are the women holding the bags…………… they ran away ok?
Nice Pac-man trap.
$10 for a woman?
Do want!
Must be from Provincetown
definite WIN! Fabulous!
is the correct price? 10$ for golden accesories?
No, it’s $10 for a handjob, goldens are extra.
And well worth it. Considering the drought and all.
NO!
Is the actual retail price Higher or Lower?
Yeah man, love the Bling, innit?
i can so see 50 cent rapping on stage with this bag on his arm!
It’s a man-purse. A Merse.
A murse for your merkin.
Come on, doesn’t anyone watch 24? Ain’t anyone ever heard of a man-purse? Those things could save the nation someday!!!
Technically it’s an accessory’s accessory for middle-aged rich men.
Fail? I say FABULOUS!
Is that a wang sticking out of the bee?
Posting-on-the-right-thread Fail, but non-sequitur WIN!
Qwerty is too busy trying to fit his penis between the A and Z keys to post on the right comment.
*thread, not comment. Caffiene fail!
I have to say, though, that this thread made me *snork* more than any other yet today.
You know that could mean I have a penis longer than between A and Z.
Plus, I could be using Dvorak.
Holy crap, I just realised the irony between my name and saying I could be using dvorak.
5 hour 15min realisation time fail!
WANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, HEY–it takes a REAL man to accessorize a gold outfit!
waht about tinky winky from the teletubbies?? he’d go for that!!! do not discriminate against TINKY WINKY!!!!! >:-00000
Clearly it’s a “Fail” fail! The store is in the Castro district in San Francisco.
*masturbates*
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)
must be a store in the Castro district of San Francisco.
Hey, these can be men’s accessories!
I agree, men’s purse DO exist, some call them ‘merse’
Homosexuality win.
OMG!! i saw this in vegas at the monte carlo at the 10 dollar store
hahaha
i remember i laughed so hard when i saw it!
perfect fail
Did anyone notice the watches in front of the bags?
For all your cross dressing needs
They didn’t say it was for straight men.
maybe its in San Francisco
now we know what a MAN BAG is…