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Parking Exit Fail

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bunicutze

FIRST !!!! MOTHERFUxKERS !!!!

madgamerpl

Does she really like when you say that?

BondFan4518

Does she really like what?

 
thepowerofblue

Maybe. Or maybe he’s one of the Knights Who Say Ni!

 
Jordan

You accidentally, that sentence right there.

 
 
lieut. obvious

what
a
dumbf*ck

 
 
 
 
 
Miss Antipodes

Nice. I think that’s my brother-in-law.

Rob

Haahaa, tell him he is well clever!

SomeIrk

Do they not have parking brakes in communist India?

 
 
 
cakeislie

What an idiot. Even if he was trying to do what it looks like, WHY DIDN’T HE PUSH THE BUTTON THEN GO BACK TO HIS CAR and drive it normally?

Stevo

cause u touch urself atnight

FUCK I missed

*tapes a girl masturbating*

duck

*watches a guy masturbate with a donut*

me

What? who has the donut? You watching or the mastabating guy?

 
 
 
 
 
spazmataz

He likes to live life on the edge.

Devin

He likes to live life squished between the garage door and the hood of his car.

Killersquid

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH best comment by far

FUCK I missed

Take this. Then it will be!
*hands RAWR purple pill*

 
 
 
 
loufail

He was so _close_ to earning a nomination for the Darwin Award. I am sure next time he will try harder.

brewski

I sure hope so. He needs to be out of the gene pool before he passes on this dna..

 
 
 
poopyhead

I’m pretty sure that he was trying to coast it through- which is more retarded than the occupants of a short bus…

phider

I ride the short bus, and I’m the smartest person I know. Then again, that’s because I have a very minor case of Asperger’s syndrome, which is a minor case of Autism, and I live in the wrong school district, but that’s not the point.

Outback Jon

Is that what they have for lunch after the Cunt Breakfast?

 
thepowerofblue

Comes with their own buns!

 
 
 
 
 
Cloral

God, I bought some bananas at the market last weekend and when I got them home, I noticed one of them had a sticker that said LOL.

I think we need to make a rule that we cannot use online speak in real life.

m00_teh_fishz0r

In soviet Germany, Banana lol’s you!

yousuck

Old really annoying joke fail

 
BondFan4518

In Soviet Russia, floor rolls on you laughing.

Jurgen

In Soviet Russia, Bondfan is a transexual hooker.

abstract

In America Abstract is a BondFan fan!

 
timberwraith

In FailBlog, Jurgen is a transphobic jerk.

fluffy the fish

Don’t know about the “transphobic” part… “Jerk” works just fine.

 
 
 
abstract

I thought that was the most original Soviet Russia joke in a long time

 
 
 
 
 
nytshad

do people in non-english speaking countries use LOL speak?

k8

I’ve seen it done in Spanish, but by Spanish-speaking American citizens, so I don’t know if that counts.

 
loufail

In fact we barely speak at all. We just lol and f**c around and so on. Sometimes we visit failblog to improve our Engrish. We are not blessed by god, but it is not a bad life.

 
justaguy

In german chatrooms things like lol, brb, afk, wb stfu and fu are quite common

Loz

The French say MDR instead of LOL. “Mort de rire”, death by laughter.

Dropt

Yep, i’m ashamed by my country hearing that.

Loz

Don’t be! It’s so much funnier than ‘lol’.

 
 
thepowerofblue

Wasn’t there a Monty Python sketch about a joke so funny that when you hear it you laugh yourself to death?

fluffy the fish

Oh yeah.. “The funniest joke in the world”. Had to be translated into German one word at a time so that the translators won’t die.

 
 
xenu

In Germany MDR is a TV station

 
 
 
Lisandro

In Portugal, teens use LOL in their conversations everyday

 
fluffy the fish

So they say “LOL” out loud? Or just in online chats and text messages?

 
 
nytshad

What about countires that do not use the english alphabet (I know it’s not actually english but I can’t recall the porper term just now)? Like China, Japan, and Korea; do they use LOL?

BondFan4518

Good question. In Japan, we use :) and :( most of the time. There are alot of different emoticons in Japanese chatrooms.

BondFan4518

That is a good example of a Japanese emoticon. Another favourite is O.o

 
 
 
 
Brnz

I thought all German acyronyms must eihter be an anagram of “Heil”or “Wurst” e.g. ILHE means “Ich lache heute einmal”, or in English “I will laugh today”. Rare As it seems, these things happen from time to time in this beautiful, greyish country…

 
duck

in china, they use english abbreviations without any knowledge what it means.

like:

“i accidentally killed my cat today. LOL STFU”

 
 
 
Sirencio