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FIRST !!!! MOTHERFUxKERS !!!!
Does she really like when you say that?
Does she really like what?
He accidenty a word.
What should he do?
Use an action word.
Maybe. Or maybe he’s one of the Knights Who Say Ni!
He’s one of the Knights Who Say MOTHERFUxKERS!
dcfzfasfdsfsfsdfsfsdfsdfsdfsdfdfdsfdsfdsfsdfssdfsdfsd
You accidentally, that sentence right there.
l2keep up with in jokes
You need to do so yourself
Also, you need to learn how to use words. l2 is not an actual word or phrase
what
a
dumbf*ck
What is a smartf*ck?
My smartphone would show you, but you’ve never heard of such a thing.
recognising fail reference fail!
I accidenty all over myself
I’m still confused here… just wtf was he doing here?
Does the door not stay open long enough for you to jog back to the driver’s seat, put it in gear, and drive through? oo
Nice. I think that’s my brother-in-law.
Haahaa, tell him he is well clever!
Do they not have parking brakes in communist India?
Communist India????? Jack Ass, surely ur frm USA…
OK that comment Sam, was equally as ignorant.
lol
What an idiot. Even if he was trying to do what it looks like, WHY DIDN’T HE PUSH THE BUTTON THEN GO BACK TO HIS CAR and drive it normally?
cause u touch urself atnight
*masturbates*
*watches a guy masturbate with a donut*
What? who has the donut? You watching or the mastabating guy?
the guy and the donut are masturbating together, duh!
So that’s where the creamy filling comes from…
*merrily eats the donut with tasty chicken gravy*
*barfs*
He likes to live life on the edge.
He likes to live life squished between the garage door and the hood of his car.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH best comment by far
Not really.
What? Nexium? I don’t think he has acid reflux.
He was so _close_ to earning a nomination for the Darwin Award. I am sure next time he will try harder.
I sure hope so. He needs to be out of the gene pool before he passes on this dna..
He has at least earned an honorable mention.
He atleast earned an Honorable Mention.
I’m sure his DNA will never get passed onto to any thing but his shower curtain, keyboard, sister’s shirt, etc…
Eh… contradiction fail up there?
Yup – he’s lucky that barrier thing was so flimsy, if it was a brick wall he’da been smushed…
which proves that he’s done it before
by the time this comment is posted, he probbably IS out of the gene pool
How do you know that he didn’t? O.o
yeah…his brain seemed to have gone off the edge if you knnow what i mean
I’m pretty sure that he was trying to coast it through- which is more retarded than the occupants of a short bus…
I ride the short bus, and I’m the smartest person I know. Then again, that’s because I have a very minor case of Asperger’s syndrome, which is a minor case of Autism, and I live in the wrong school district, but that’s not the point.
Ass-burgers.
Comes with their own buns!
well played, sir. well played indeed.
lol don’t mock us, we are actually smarter than the average person. though i’m a little on the crazy end.
can i have mine without the pickle?
I think I love you.
That’s because, if you’ve got Aspergers, you’re the only person you know.
Seriously… He was going to have to close it anyway when he got outside
Did he died?
el oh el
God, I bought some bananas at the market last weekend and when I got them home, I noticed one of them had a sticker that said LOL.
I think we need to make a rule that we cannot use online speak in real life.
Nonsense! LOL bananas for all!
In soviet Germany, Banana lol’s you!
Old really annoying joke fail
I actually talked about the DDR, what’s actually funny.
You actually have to laugh.
Bananas LOL you.
In Soviet Russia, floor rolls on you laughing.
In America Abstract is a BondFan fan!
OMG! My dog did the funniest thing today!!!
In Super Mario World, Car drives you!
(this picture reminds me of Super Mario World, where an automatically moved object forces you to do several things synchroneously and in time)
on the other hand, he might have tried to play mr bean or mr bond or however he was called
I thought that was the most original Soviet Russia joke in a long time
In FailBlog, Jurgen is a transphobic jerk.
Don’t know about the “transphobic” part… “Jerk” works just fine.
The transphobia is pretty apparent. It’s part of what makes him a jerk.
try Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiac!
that sounds cool!
in soviet russia, russia soviets in?
In soviet Germany women buy 2 bananas… so they have 1 left to eat
do people in non-english speaking countries use LOL speak?
I’ve seen it done in Spanish, but by Spanish-speaking American citizens, so I don’t know if that counts.
In fact we barely speak at all. We just lol and f**c around and so on. Sometimes we visit failblog to improve our Engrish. We are not blessed by god, but it is not a bad life.
In german chatrooms things like lol, brb, afk, wb stfu and fu are quite common
The French say MDR instead of LOL. “Mort de rire”, death by laughter.
Yep, i’m ashamed by my country hearing that.
Don’t be! It’s so much funnier than ‘lol’.
Yea id be ashamed… especially wen ‘loz’ is saying not to be… hes a rainbowface… or as we like to say in this country: a Homosexual
Firstly, I’m not a ‘he’.
Secondly, what’s wrong with being a homosexual?
The French say LOL all the time too, but they do not usually understand what it stands for. MDR is less common these days.
MDR
Except it sounds like a disease.
Of all the things for you to be ashamed of your country for, that is the least of reasons.
Don’t sell yourself short; you have so much more to be ashamed of than just that!
Wasn’t there a Monty Python sketch about a joke so funny that when you hear it you laugh yourself to death?
Oh yeah.. “The funniest joke in the world”. Had to be translated into German one word at a time so that the translators won’t die.
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!…
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
I accidentally the whole joke!
LOL
One translator saw a second word and spent two weeks in the hospital…
In Germany MDR is a TV station
In Berlin they have a tv tower
Then if the french would only die, we’d all have lols
Well, if the french could really all die from laughing, I’d buy them all tickets to a comedy club.
If the french would actually die when they laughed, I’d buy the whole country tickets to a comedy club…
You’re not a really fast learner…are you?
In America, the we say gays instead of French.
In Portugal, teens use LOL in their conversations everyday
Oh really? I’m flattered.
omg… good one
So they say “LOL” out loud? Or just in online chats and text messages?
In holland, lol is actually the word for fun. not just for laughing out loud..
What about countires that do not use the english alphabet (I know it’s not actually english but I can’t recall the porper term just now)? Like China, Japan, and Korea; do they use LOL?
Good question. In Japan, we use
and 
most of the time. There are alot of different emoticons in Japanese chatrooms.
=^.^=
That is a good example of a Japanese emoticon. Another favourite is O.o
^_^
^^
((((゜д゜;))))
(-＿- )ノ
(.)(.)
=.=
( )*( )
T____T
No, THIS is emo. //_T
(o_o);
I thought all German acyronyms must eihter be an anagram of “Heil”or “Wurst” e.g. ILHE means “Ich lache heute einmal”, or in English “I will laugh today”. Rare As it seems, these things happen from time to time in this beautiful, greyish country…
in china, they use english abbreviations without any knowledge what it means.
like:
“i accidentally killed my cat today. LOL STFU”
I accidentally my cat today. LOL STFU. What should I do?
I’ve seen Japanese people use “w” for the verb warau which means “to laugh.”"
Yes, they do
Haven’t you heard of HispanLOL?
jajajajajaja
yup we do!!
seen it done in french, with mdr (to die of laughter) stealing our stuff again…bloody french
Da!
Yeah, or it could mean Land O’Lakes, Florida where we grow bananas and citrus fruits.
I couldn’t agree more. Online speak in real life = pissing teachers off worldwide. *sigh*
O RLY? My mom’s a teacher, and she uses OMG and LOL all the time.
Bananas are not real life.
You are apparently not a single woman
I work at a grocery store and I saw that.
fdfgdfxcf
ummm…
wtf?
Proof that not all idiots are Americans. We just have an unusually high percentage of them.
We have unusually high immigration rates compared to other countries as well. Coincidence?
Why don’t we get rid of all the Mexicans?
Respect are language!
then who would wash your dishes in restaurants, drive your cabs and work for cheap which is why the economy is working. oh wait, i take that back.
No, Mr. Garrison. We cannot get rid of all the Mexicans.
Rats!
win
Smart car, dumb fellow.
YES, WE CAN!
If we got rid of all the Mexicans, who’d be left to steal our cars?
If we get rid, of all the Mexicans, who the hell’s gonna steal our cars?
actually, no. stupid people are attracted to other stupid ones.
Wanna go out sometime?
Burn of the week.
idk, required too much self abasement if you ask me
Comment win!
sure! i’d love to! let’s meet at the library, you can help me carry my books as your hands will probably be empty. just like your brain.
Which of course is the problem. As Carlos Mencia sang … “if you are a dee, please don’t marry a dee, it’s genetics don’t you see, your kids will be DEE DEE DEE!”
I’m guessing this moron in the video had dee grandparents, making his parents both dee dee dee, which makes him a total retard.
Carlos Mencia = FAIL.
Seriously.
Damn! LOL You hit the nail on the head!!
Yes! It’s a coincidence.
A personn isn’t an idiot if he is mexican or american.
He is an idiot if he believes G.W. Bush and can’t keep his eyes open.
Well, at least it looks like he was ok. I wonder how much damage he did to the front of his car though when it ran into the wall behind the gate.
People who do retarded crap like this don’t deserve to be OK. They should do their best to win the Darwin Award.
Yeah, I completely agree. Anyone who doesn’t contribute to the gene pool should be culled. HEIL!
BLITZKRIEG!
Bop!
Musical reference WIN.
Hey, ho, let’s go!
Hey, baby, let’s pile in the back seat and generate steam heat!
Says the man whose chat name is Bob Dole.
Thats because Bob Dole approved this message!
lucky # 7
why? he could have at least put the parking brake on…the hand brake that you engage with your foot……
hey, where are my kudos for the previous post reference??
Honestly, would it mean anything if you have to ask for it??
it is so sad
but maybe a little…can i have some?
Maybe next time, hon.
*pat pat pat*
Don’t fish for compliments. People might think you’re shellfish.
yar, grabby crabby in the cloral coral….wtf? idk
#7 fail, you were #8
shit, true enough! lol
If she had waited a little longer she could have been number nine, number nine, number nine…
Creepy Beatles song Win!
“It jumped into gear!”
Actually it was a short circuit between the steering wheel and the seat.
lol, only it chased HIM this time. (no soviet jokes pls)
“In hindsight, this could have worked out better….”
Sure, he could have started with the car farther back. Then it would have been going fast enough to hopefully move him up from Failblog to the Darwin Awards.
Hahaha Clever boy!
Ouch his legs!
I love the effort he displays by trying to stop the car from driving into the gate.
Ghost ridin’ tha gate?
An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky
“One Timex digital watch, broken.
One unused prophylactic,One soiled.
One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants.
One hat, black.
One pair of sunglasses.
$23.07.
Sign here.”
Blues Brothers!
whaaaaaat?
that thing looked frail enough.
this does smell of fail.
haha, fail haiku?
Haiku:
A poem consisting of three lines. The first and last lines always have 5 syllables, the middle line always has 7.
Now, let’s count and see how well you did…
whaaaaaat?
There is a lot of variation in the Haiku format. The 5-7-5 rule does not always hold.
Correcting Haiku —
It is polite tradition
to set example
Good job at finding another fail here xD
Understanding Haiku fail and using that ignorance to try and make it look like someone else failed … double fail. As coyote pointed out.. not all haiku is 7-5-7.
Please educate yourself.
hah! dyslexic strikes ! self fail .. 5-7-5
Haiku knowledge fail?
WTF. Idiot.
Oooh…he was so close to being the Darwin Award winner. Maybe next year…
dude had like 1/8 of a second to decide….”can i actually stop this car?” this is how natural selection works….unfortunately this is a natural selection fail.
maybe it’ll be a bigger car next time…. and there probably will be a next time
What the hell was he trying to do??? It looks like he intentionally put the car in gear… WHY???
Yeah, I don’t get it. He saw the car rolling but didn’t try to stop it.
Ya, he did. That’s why he almost got crushed by his car.
My guess…
1) put the car in gear
2) run to door and open
3) catch up with car, hop in and away he goes.
Only the car moved faster than he thought resulting in a major FAIL in the middle of step #2.
Thank you for the public service announcement.
I think we all were able to guess what he was doing, but the question is WHY.
Explanation fail.
(The explanation is obvious – this guy in the video is dumber than dirt! “Oooh, look at me, I bet I can get the gate open before the car pulls through – D’OH!)
Why would you do that???
Hopefully he was really really drunk.
At the very least, he could have run to get in the driver’s seat instead of bodily trying to stop a 1-ton vehicle from running into the gate. Knowing Newton’s second law FAIL.
the left on this car is the passenger side, not the driver
I know that. But instead of going all the way around to the driver’s side, he stops in front of the car and tries to push it back.
Also understanding Newton’s Third Law fail. Actually, I think this is just a BASIC SCIENCE FAIL.
But I’ll grant that the ghost rider has pretty good steering.
LOL that was so GRATE LOL!!!
Finally, a punny comment.
One might say it was quite smashing.
I’m on the fence with this one.
If you’d had a bigger car for this parts of you might still be there.
you know, that’s one of the most stupid things i’ve ever saw. Congrats for this young lad
Yeah, he will probably run for congress next year . . . or maybe even president.
Well, seeing what side the steering wheel is on, that probably means that he’ll run for parliament next year… or even Prime Minister.
That has to be Nick Clegg. David Cameron cycles to work. And his suitcase follows in a large car.
*really hopes the conservatives don’t win the next election*
Good luck on that. We just got stuck with Conservatives (again!) back in Canada. :’(
Is it one of the most stupid things you’ve ever saw?
I seen it on a see-saw in a scene, see?
i saw
M: Are you going to see Saw?
F: No, I’ve seen Saw. I’m looking to see if Saw 2 is in theaters now.
M: Oh, didn’t you love seeing that scene in Saw where you see the guy get his head cut off with that saw?
F: Yeah, I’ve seen that scene in Saw a couple of times.
Stop making such a scene, you’re embarrasing yourself.
I’ve never saw such a scenester.
That’s a left-handed compliment if I’ve ever seen one.
Ahhh I needed that hearty laugh
Yes, but has anyone seen Saul?
Stealing perhaps and in a rush to get out…….
seeing as he got out on the passenger side, this was most likely not in America.
(not ruling out the probability that he was American)
well, actuall, he got out on the driver’s side….which was on the right of the vehicle
In America… you know, we kind of have the drivers on the left…
Correct, which is not the right side of the car. The wrong side? Don’t matter anyway, we invented the internet. Take that!
He looks decidedly Indian from my vantage point. I live in an area that has lots of Indians in NJ. They are not the most adept with vehicles and sometimes their logic defies logic, from what I have experienced.
I am so glad that there are no people around here that do blanket condemnations of a whole race. They tend to irk me somewhat.
Tell ya what, why don’t you go try talking to them? They are, “from what I have experienced”, much smarter and better educated than your average American NJ resident. Much more tolerant, too.
Inkorrek. Al Gore invented the internet.
MARVELLOUS!!! Idioticity at its best.
What do you think his first two words were as he started to push back on the hood? Hint – first word was “Oh…”
His first two words?
Oh boy!
Oh geez.
Oh my …
Oh (insert other word for fertilizer)
Oh kewl!
Oh what … (fun likely the third word)
Remember, this guy can’t be to bright. He probably got a thrill from this.
Oh my god, I need a slurpee
I say his first two words are oh so. Of course, following this two words would be “THAT’S why they say to put the brake on before leaving the car”.
Jackass
…is an American television programme where young people try numerous methods to kill themselves.
Irony win!
Funny thing about that show is that those people are now millionaires. Tempting as it is to call them imbeciles for allowing alligators that close to their nipples, one must ask: who in this equation is now sitting on millions in royalties and who is shelling out their last 20 bucks for a DVD of people mutilating themselves?
Now that, sir, is an Irony Win!
Oh I don’t know about that.. They’re so jacked up from all the drugs, I doubt they will live a long and healthy life.
So, that makes it an inheritance win, then? For the few that haven’t castrated themselves before breeding, at least.
Much like those freakin’ beanie babies
And yet they fail everytime…I lol’ed at this video.
Does anyone think this guy was trying to race himself? When he first gets out the car doesn’t move forward but then he reaches in for something and then takes off running…
Either way he isn’t the brightest star in the sky.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed?
Not the most well-cooked pancake in the stack, and it’s a short stack!
And you have to go and give them a new low standard to reach. Way to go.
Your comment certainly does a lot to elevate the level of intelligence in the comment thread.
I didn’t know comments could copulate.
Actually they can. See ? we have a baby now.
lol
…and that baby had a baby.
i am pretty sure he did that on purpose…to make a funny video.
doubt it, risking life, damaging vehicle, and the fact that it is a security cam that caught the video…….
Maybe he’s a morron.
Maybe its maybeline.
Your face belongs to Noxema
Noxema’s like a peeing furnace
Burma shave
???????
Get a brain, morans
I got a brain after taking lessans.
Too bad this wasn’t directed by Michael Bay. It woulda blowed up.
Blowed up real good!
that would have been awsome!!!!
It would have served the idiot right!
Instant Darwin Award, congrats.
Damn. It left out my boom. I guess it didn’t like the brackets around it.
I don’t understand this..?!?
this person didn’t really think that thru
I don’t get it.
One Hundred Forty Fifth!
yeah well one hundred and forty sixth!
“Just slipped out of gear.”
WHAT. THE.
WHO. A.
HOOOAAAHHH!
WHERE. IT.
WHY. DID.
HOW. HE.
WHEN. THE.
*is reminded of a scene from Boondock Saints*
What on earth was that person trying and thinking.
LOL!
fail blog ftw!
Yes?…oh wait you said ftw not wtf…sorry my bad.
Pipe wrench fight!!!!!
NiCE!
eww why would he even do that
Excrement is neither smart nor dumb. It simply is. It’s a Zen sort of thing. You on the other hand…
What do 90% of the comments posted have to do with anything at all, let alone the vid? (Yes, this one included.)
Nothing, that’s the joy of it. Speaking of joy, enjoy Ft. Useless!
WTF is wrong with him?! Buy a hybrid!
More of a win?
Sure, damage to your car and almost causing serious injury is an awesome win.
Bum?
*Smack* Not all idiots are from America/drive American cars.
Hahahaha….dumbass.
Actually, it was a parking exit WIN.
It was an open-the-gate-without-damaging-property-or-self fail, but it was an exit win.
Because, idiot though he is, unlike some here he’s smart enough to notice that in some countries, the driver’s seat is on the right.
You’ve all missed the point. This was a subtle ad for the people who made the door. Showing how responsive and resilient it is.
Would have been extremely cool if he had succeded.
But… nyah. Failed.
OMGWTFBBQ!?
That was the weirdest thing I have seen in my whole life.
I hate it when I can’t see the picture! And it sounds so funnyyyy! *sniff* sniff*
Seemed to me like that was a win.
He’s trying to keep his car from getting scratched by using his body as a shield.
He did it to impress a girl in the car.
I’m sure.
No other reason for such idiocy.
Is the skin on his back still there?
Morons with Driver’s Licenses…..think about it….
Looks like the guy got it done, whatever he was or was not meaning to do.
He got out on the drivers side. This is Britain, we drive on the left side of the road here and sit on the right side of the car, dumb arse. *FUN AND GAY FACT: DRIVING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD IS SAFER AS YOUR EYES ARE NATURALLY ALIGNED TO THE RIGHT.* *Stops acting gay*
So if I get this, this guy is trying to get his car thru the door. By placing something heavy on the gass pedal, and then running up to the door to open it, so his car can drive through. THATS SUCH A HUGE SHITLOAD OF FALE
Fail? Win !
And now Ladies and Gentlemen, Feast your eyes in amazment as I give you the human race!
Oh man this video never gets old.
I work where this was filmed… I think people have issues with the concept of roller doors. The same door went down on someone’s car last week because she “didn’t see it going down”…
Alex,
Where was this filmed? I’m trying to find the video source and obtain clearance.
Thanks.
Asian driving Fail!
Wow, he just entered the car and keep on driving? I meant… He’s not injured? O_o
Holy crap, it’s Whatever Happened to Baby Jane!
I would say “I hope he’s all right” but honestly, that was so dumb I that don’t. I don’t need him or his offspring operating a motor vehicle near me anytime soon…
POOR STUPID!
um… He couldn’t have just parked the damn thing, gotten out, opened the door, and driven off? wow.
what a idiot =d
how dumb!
Well, on the plus side: At least he got out!
Anyways, he got out on the passenger side, so there was obviously somebody in the car driving the bloody thing=ITS A FAKE!
^Some countries drive on the other side of the road.
LAST!!
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