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Submitted by Cameron, who writes: This is a picture I took of the sign at the Manchester, TN Economy Inn. They evidently didn’t have enough O’s and were using a U and a sideways I to make the O for CONT. We had a storm, and the I evidently fell off. The sign has been changed now, but for at least three days this is what it said.
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WOW
God bless America!
I wonder how much business this brought them.
more than you think.
I was eating breakfast when I read this fail… no more appetite for me.
Breakfast pwnd win.
I could eat that anytime.
*eats*
Breakfast of champions.
Indeed.
Only in America!
God Bless the US&A and free cunt breakfasts!
I wonder how it works. I mean, is it like a buffet where you just go around a table eating whichever ones look good to you, do you order one off the menu and they bring it to the table… If you don’t finish, can you get it to go? So many questions…
*masturbates*
lol when i first saw this i only saw the economy part and thought
that was the fail
They’re both fails. The first one fails more than the latter.
Do double fails make a win?
That’s irrational.
Free c u nt breakfast? God bless America!
Is this what made me lose some of my teeth, made the others turn black, and my breath smell like cockels and mussels? Oh, it was the little trick I learned from Dabamash about wiping my butt with the hand I eat with? Nevermind.
Ha. Your breath smells of cock.
Pretentious White Girl: “Breakfast of champions.”
.
Damn, once again I fail at reading the entire comment posts
before posting.
i wanna eat there now cus i love me a good cunt breakfast
heheheh i love that breakfats i eat it every saturday
i agree, glad you have an open mind and sense of humor.
I wonder what kind of business this brought them
Help me! What did they mean to say?
Read the blurb, it explains everything…
Thanx. Always read the small print before making a fool of yourself.
At least you have a sense of humor.
Can I invite you for breakfast?
At Tiffany’s?
Nope, sorry. Tiffany’s has gone bust due to the credit crunch.
So you’re saying I can get a free bust breakfast at Tiffany’s? No thanks, I’ll stick with the one at the Iconomy Inn.
It’s supposed to be short for Continental.
Cuntinental?
Cunnilentil
Cunnilingual?
Cunning linguist
Connie Lingis I liked, but couldn’t stand her sister Anna.
*snork*
Condoleezza O’Reilly?
Ya, Reilly.
I heart Aer Lingus.
I thought it was kuntry, with a capital Kunt.
“country” obviously
Fist!
2nd
Wrist!
Arm-based cyst
Wurst?
FLEISCH!
Mehr senf Arschloch!!!
Spriechen sie Deutsch? Nein? Ah, Das ist gut.
Sprechen*
Der die das Resistanz!
Ich hoffe, Sie ersticken in ein Kondom und sterben
Why is the Resistance confused about their gender?
Der Waffle Haus
Oooh, Dead Like Me!
LIVER WURST!!!1
That’s a pretty nasty breakfast…
Agreed – Tuna is strictly lunch or dinner fare. (Or a late-night snack).
Ah, go ride that s.l.u.t. train to church for breakfast.
but make sure you let the whore children go first.
It’s church. Whore children are needed.
Ahh the church of the experienced raper?
I’m starting to get concerned that all of us on failblog have a filthy mind. A filthy hive mind.
…Are you only just realizing this???
Don’t be concerned. Be proud! You’re part of the collective!
NROOOOOOoh okay then. *masturbates*
Resistance is futile.
And not nearly as much fun.
Oh, it CAN be fun, if done right. Safewords are good, though!
But remember, safe words only work ‘without’ the ball gag.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Resistance is fertile.
Wow, I thought for sure there’d be more Star Trek jokes with that kind of a set-up.
Nah. Too easy and obvious.
I am dyslexic of borg.
Fusistance is retile.
Your ass will be laminated.
I tried this already, but it’s not showing up. If at first you don’t succeed …
(READ: sorry if this is a double post!)
I am dyslexic of borg.
Fusistence is retile.
Your ass will be laminated.
Can I join it?!
Of course!
Is it bloody?
I expect you can either have it rare and bloody or well done with a creamy sauce.
My……..GOD!
That’s what she said!
Overused comment fail.
Just because it’s overused doesn’t mean it doesn’t work in certain situations.
Overused? Yeah, and so’s your mum.
…∫éñ∂ ø√é® & I’ll show you what it means to be overused…
Send over?
Bend. On a mac, alt+b makes ∫. S would be ß. Actually that looks more like a b. WTF.
That’s what SHE said!
Looks more like a prank win.
Read the blurb…
If only they hadn’t dragged god into it..
If only god had blessed other continents apart from America…
If only America was a continent…
Manifest Destiny. Just give us time….
Yeah, people always forget America exists out of 2 continents (North-America and South-America).
by “people” you mean the americans?
If only god never created the c’o'nt.
and america!
WIN
There’s always one…
Yeah…I would call this a WIN
Could I just have Cornflakes?
Alright, but eat your nipples first.
Pornflakes? Don’t question the milk, you don’t want to know.
What milk?
*Questions milk*
You don’t want to know
I don’t know what she’s talking about man
Just tell us, Milk….
Is that really milk? Seems more like yoghurt…
Non american english FAIL.
More like White Sauce, really. If it’s as thick as yogurt, I would seek medical attention.
If it’s as thick as yogurt, he could probably bake bread.
I’m not quite that flexible. Can I have someone else’s then? They can have mine…
Deal!
Or that well endowed?
.
Quality, not quantity.
Fail
I was actually not trying to nest my comment here. Browser fail. User error.
Thanks. I was just about to be offended at my boobies being called a fail.
Boobies should be the size of a hand. That’s how God meant them.
whose hands?
wow! fingers typing on their own again, I meant: who’s
Mine.
Not his, mine.
Loliepop…who is hands? I dunno, but I think you accidenty wrong.
What should he do?
Come down to the economy inn and have a nice free cunt breakfast! Just don’t spill the COCKtail sauce. Last time it took us three days to clean it out. Oh my Goodness, we found so much wreckage and even a dead body or two. We’ve been debating over if the seahorse should still be used in the shipping, but next time, we might cut back on the bubblewrap and just use severed testicles.
Use a fraction curb.
He should use an action verb!
no, who’s as in possession of the hands, not as in the contraction.
wtf?
What I meant to add, sung by Carol Channing:
“A kiss on the hand may be quite cuntinental
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
A kiss may be grand but won’t pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat…”
Now if somebody would shame me and make some suitable spoof lyrics…
*Sucks*
Tru Dat!
GLUURK!
*Exposes Breasts for PWG*
*eats breakfast*
*masturbates*
smut thead win
Gluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrk!
…should I take that as approval?
Um…difficult to tell. I think maybe she’s just having a seizure.
I think she is a motherfuckin’ bigfoot.
That’s some fetish you got there son.
To Understand SUZY you must 1st read:
Comments From Pundit Kitchen: “supportin ur candidate”
ryszard
October 14th, 2008
[Doctor]: Mrs. Jones, your child has a very unusual condition.
[Mrs. Jones]: [Cries quietly]
[Doctor Jones]: We don’t know much about it, but we have a long, funny name for it.
[Mrs. Jones]: [Cries more loudly]
[Doctor]: Yes, we call it “Obamacephalopedosis”. I’m afraid there’s not much we can do.
[Mrs. Jones]: [Breaks into loud sobbing]
[Doctor]: Nurse, see that Mrs. Jones gets some literature. And see that I get a shot of Irish whiskey.
[Nurse]: Yes, doctor.
[A short time period passes]
Corporal Punishment & sidekick Private Parts
October 14th, 2008
[Nurse]: Doctor, good news! There IS a cure for “Obamacephalopedosis” after all!
[Doctor]: [Puts down Irish whiskey] Fantastic!
[Mrs. Jones]: [Stifles sobbing somewhat] Wha-what i-is it?
[Nurse]: I found in right here in the New Right Wingland Journal of Medicinein an article titled “Curing Obama Mania”
[Doctor]: [Reads for several moments] It’s a Maverick idea… By Golly, but it HAS worked every time!
[Mrs. Jones]: [Smiles with Hope] Whatever it is, we Must do it to save my Suzy!
[Suzy]: [Chanting Repetitiously] Change, Change, Change, Change…….
[Doctor]: [Gulps another shot of Irish whiskey] OK! Nurse hand me the 120cm scalpel.
[Nurse]: [Downs a shot of Irish whiskey] Here Doctor.
[Suzy]: [Chanting Repetitiously] Change, Change, Change, Chaaa… Gluurk!
[Doctor]: [Wiping blood off of blade] Nurse, please bag up Suzy’s head for Mrs. Jones.
[Mrs. Jones]: [Thoroughly Elated] You’ve cured her! Thank you, Doctor, SO MUCH! Come along Suzy!
[Suzy]: [No longer brainwashed] GLUURK!
That’s… kinda hot!
Gluurk?
* Glurks *
WIN!
Tangy!
Lesson to be learned: Make sure you carefully place any makeshift letters.
Free as in free sex not free beer.
I wonder how fresh it is. Nothing worse then day old cunt.
I’m pretty sure that’s illegal EVERYWHERE.
the dairy product said to the fruit.
I prefer it to be aged about 18 years or so.
If you don’t have enough O’s, why not take away the stupid “god bless america”-nonsens?
Stupid Americans with their religion.
You ran out of ‘e’-s?
Dear comment fly up and nest below Anna’s comment ‘fore someone notices my nesting fail.
I lol’d
*stamps foot*
Stupid Americans.
Hey I live in Spain thank you very much.
lo siento! That was for Anna with her petulent “stupid Americans” comment…
What does it have to do with Americans? Aren’t stupid people universally located? Not every idiot lives in America, even if we do have way more than our fair share.
Oh, and what does American religious practices have to do with it? We don’t, in general, make a practice of blowing up innocent people in marketplaces and Mosques just because that’s how the extremist zealots we listen to interpreted Allah’s words.
Stupid Anna with your generalizations!
Nope, Americans just blow up innocent people in market places and mosques because the extremist zealots they put in political office put some picture of a boogey man (or men (or women, to appease the feminists who lack a sense of semantics)) on TV and tell them that he’s (or they’re) the cause of all their problems.
You are so right! Only Americans would blow up innocent people because extremist zealouts tell them that the infidel is the cause of all their problem . . . oh . . . wait . . .
You’re right, not every idiot lives in America, it’s just that every American is an idiot.
Well, you just keep wiping your butt with the hand that you eat with, and I’ll keep driving my Corvette and eating steak. Now who’s stupid….. ?
You are a pustulent hemorrhoid on the ass of a troll.
Wow. You took that wayyyy too seriously. Time to break out the irony supplements again! Now, just ∫éñ∂ ø√é®, you won’t feel a thing…
After ten years in the military, I’ve done quite enough bending over, thank you very much! (figuratively, people… get your minds back in the gutter where they belong)
♪In the navy!♪
I know the guy who runs that motel. He’s Muslim, you racist! Don’t you DARE insult the Religion of Peace!!!
Well done, dipshiite, I’m very proud of you. I didn’t insult Allah, nor did I insult Muslims in general. I said “extremist zealots”, if you bothered to read it. They do not speak for the vast majority of Muslims worldwide, who are peace-loving, respectful people. It is, just as here in America, a case of the rotten few giving the rest a bad reputation. Get off your high and mighty horse/camel/jihaddi and have some tea.
Hey, shiitehead, I was making my comment to Anna “stupid Americans with their religion”.
Btw, can’t get onto my mighty horse-camel with this goddam birkah….
Assalamu Alaikum. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your enemy’s tent.
They could’ve gone with “Ganesh Bless America”, that doesn’t use any O’s.
No elephants in America, silly. And God hates zoos.
Stupid Anna with her hatred…
YOP.
Being French, I find this utterly shocking, if not obscene! (The “God” mention, I mean..)
hi anna,
we could be a sandwich together, I can make you feel really good at the breakfast club at this economy inn. fantastic.
I wonder if they had any ice machines to go with the breakfast
Hahaha. Only in TN would we do something like that. I can’t believe it took them three days to fix it.
Yeah, there’s absolutely no way this could happen anywhere else, ever.
.
Oh Mandy, you came and you posted without thinking…
The metre is lax in your final verse.
And I pushed it in hard, oh Mandy…
what a douche.
42nd!!!
(WITMOL, you know?)
I wish I’d had a camera a few years ago. There was a McDonald’s sign near where I lived that said “Try our Asian salads” I don’t know if it was an accident or someone did it on purpose, but one day the sign was minus a few letters and now invited customers to “Try our Asian lads”. I’m guessing this was maybe a sign meant for McDonalds Thailand.
Somewhere, there’s a crew of fast-food restaurant sign vigilantes who deserve a government grant.
Also, dammit, why do I keep forgetting to change my name from milk?!
Ask Freud.
Your deep-seated affinity with the concept of ‘milk’ stems from the primal urge or desire to *masturbates over mother* breastfeed.
There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex
You might have heard about his odd complex
His name appears in Freud’s index
Because he LOVVVVVVED his mother!
Hooray for submitter comments!
Hooray for trying to get people to notice you!
Hooray, Beer!
Hooray Beer!
Oh, it’s going to be one of those days in the Failiverse, isn’t it?
*sigh*
*fail*
Boo, creepy foot doctor!
Since you’re bringing the beer we forgive you.
Okay, I have a question. It has nothing to do with this FAIL, but it’s a potential FAIL, so I’m gonna ask. Does anyone remember anything about Bill Clinton–while in office–losing his key to the nukes? I think three people are supposed to have it and he’s one of ‘em. There’s this dingbat at work who believes anything she’s told if it comes from a church leader’s mouth, and this is one of those things. I’ve never heard of it, but she insists it’s a little-known tidbit of information. Input, please!
“Former President Clinton lost the codes to nuclear war the day the Monica Lewinsky affair broke, was MIA in the fall of 1998 when a decision was needed on the killing of Osama bin Laden, and was “too busy watching a golf match” to OK a 1996 bombing mission in Iraq, says a blockbuster new book by Clinton’s former military aide. Lt. Col. Robert Patterson, who carried the nuclear “football” from May 1996 to May 1998, crosses a line no other “mil aide” has before in condemning his commander in chief in Dereliction of Duty: The Eyewitness Account of How Bill Clinton Compromised America’s National Security. “This story had to be told.” But a Clinton national security aide, William Danvers, tells us Clinton was never “unavailable for key” decisions and didn’t jeopardize U.S. security. One story: The day the Lewinsky scandal broke, Clinton was to trade in his “biscuit” with the nuclear launch codes. But they were missing. “We never did get them back,” says Patterson. Then there’s bin Laden: Clinton ducked calls from the Situation Room to ok a Tomahawk attack in 1998, then waffled until it was too late”
Yes. And George Bush is fucking Condi.
Okay, cool. Where did you find that? I guess I Googled the wrong terms. Thanks!
http://www.hebookservice.com/products/popreview.asp?prod_cd=C6153
Gives some reviews of the book – as with anything said about a political leader it is almost certainly possibly nearly correct.
Google – Clinton key nuclear – I think it was the 2nd page.
Your Google Foo is weak!
I remember some of that was reported in The New Yorker in the late 1990s.
Last!
Fail!
Smells Fishy
But I showered!
69 comments, heh heh
I live in Tullahoma but work in Manchester some days. There is also a hotel sign on 41 in Manchester that has said PRO HO for weeks now. Every time I see it I wish I’d brought my camera. Oh, well. Maybe next time.
Damn Americans, stealing good British place names.
They steal everyone’s names. Athens, Jupiter, Lancaster, New York (Amsterdam), Venice… Too many to be bitter about, the theft is too great.
Says the name thief…
Yeah, but we left the stinking brits their stinking horrible food.
Diverse use of adjectives fail.
And created McDonalds. Sweet IRONY!
They charge by the hour at Economy Inn, not by the night.
is there something between my teeth??…
A hair, maybe?
Gladiator?
AMERICA! The land of the Free… CUNT!
Does that come with with herpes?
I thought they were bacon bits!
I wonder what cums with this breakfast…..besides me of course!
*cymbal crash*… Comedy fail.
Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff… BU-DUM TISS!
Stunning, no McCain or Palin references from the usual sources.
Git back in dat kitchen bitch and make meh some pie!!!
Governor, my friend, you should click this: http://punditkitchen.com/2008/10/07/political-pictures-sarah-palin-helping-choose-obama-wink/
My favorite Sarah Palin photo in Pundent Kitchen says: Finally.. a beauty queen who doesn’t want world peace.
*Pundit
yup, I lol’d at that one too… I was actually looking for the one where McCain is telling Palin, “Who said you could talk?”. Wordpretzel isn’t being cooperative today…
Is it an all-you-can-eat breakfast?
I hope so
sounds tasty!
manchester tennessee, eh? storm, eh? did this perchance take place during bonnaroo this year?
obvious photoshop
you fail at fail
no that is not a double negative
Oh Your have no idea .I’m so proud.Manchester Tn is my home town.
On the other hand I like a little cunt for brunch myself.
Paedophile…
Could be a win… If you’re into that.
But why did the person do that? Can’t he just open the gate first? Not like its too fast for him to get back to his car and drive through.
Must…resist…temptation…
WRONG COMMENT SECTION FAIL!
D’oh!
It does it on purpose.
It puts the lotion on its’ skin, or else it gets the hose again!
It uses possessives properly and it does this when it’s told!
Doh! Howd’ that’ get’ there’? Stupid Apostrophes with minds of their own!
What does this guy do, he “covets” apostrophes. How do we first start to covet?
What does this guy do? He “covets” apostrophes. How do we first start to covet?
We double-post. You’re still getting the hose, AGAIN.
YES! Temptation resistance FAIL!
Wrong section comments lure WIN!
You are what you eat?
A continuing source of inspiration…
How is this fail??? Seems like win to me…
Free breakfast? Cunt WIN!!!!
Breakfast of Champions
god, I love that book.
K.V.was the best.
*bows head in a moment of silence*
So it goes…
Goodbye, Blue Monday.
how did those bastards know what i eat for breakfast?!?!?
camerons explanation caused breakfast fail, to become funny fail.
OH MY GOD!! ….it’s full of cunts..
is it just me or would all of the things on this blog be 5x funnier if they didnt all have to have the word FAIL written in the middle??
is it just me or would this comment become relevant if the word FAIL were actually in the middle of the picture??
Please be nice to my SUZY!
How did they run out of O’s? They only used one for the word God. And they didn’t have a zero? Just sayin’
I lurk here a lot, and I’ve seen a lot of funny comment sections for pics, but this is by far the best.
Awesome pic too. Cunt breakfast…
God bless America? But Manchester is in England.
is it an all-you-can-eat-out?
OM NOM NOM NOM
Drfinite WIN
but spelling FAIL
Where do I sign up?
I stayed at this hotel during Bonnaroo!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!
I’m sorry, but a free cunt breakfast is made of win
I’m definitely staying at this hotel
This Sounds Yummy!!
OMG! americans are so fucking stupid!
Too stale for the morning, I’d rather have it fresh the night before.
BEST. FAIL. EVER.
the ad at the bottom of all these comments says “2008 Diet of the Year–free 14 day sample”. It just adds a hole new dimension for me. So, ad placement fail, or win?
fresh served every day
yum.
It’s about damn time.
*sprints to car and peels out of driveway*
I’ve had free cunt breakfasts a few times, but they came with too much shredded lettuce and the bacon flaps had a funny-tasting sauce on them.
Mmm mmm good
Gluurk!