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That’s fairly thoughtless cannibalism. You’d run out of food. Is veal worth that risk? They would need a system. You’d have to inflate the price of premium lamb to balance with the demand and still allow for a future supply. I pronounce this an indulgent cannibalism fail.
You think too much…
but more importantly - this is definately not license plate fail, this is license plate win!
Dude, relax. Here’s a license plate just for you:
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1211061stfu1.html)
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
Dude… go look for a hobby, you really got to much spare time…
still nice you finally learned something, now go learn something usefull
if you think i suck at spelling:
1 English is not my home-language
2 i’m dyslectic
I’m pretty sure this was probably done on purpose. Some “smart” person from Virginia (probably) saw the kids first part and decided “ohh, I’ll put eatthe as my number plate”
Ironic how there are no numbers in the number plate.
Number plate Fail - Cannabalism Win!
Ummm… do ya think? Are you sure they didn’t just accidentally select the kids first license plate, and “eatthe” is one of their favorite phrases? This couldn’t possibly be intentional, right? No way they planned it.
Seriously, have some coffee before you make another idiotic assumption. Please.
Vanity plates
Don’t you love how he put the word “smart” in quotes??
I totally enjoyed how he put the (probably) in parenthesis. That really clarified it for me!
And oh, the irony of no numbers on a license plate!
WAIT… License plates have numbers? Since when?
That’s what I was laughing at. How on earth is that irony?!
I think there was some good advice that he just didn’t take.
But who would’ve thought it figured?
It might figure better with numbers.
*checks out figure*
*gives number*
Oh, I didn’t know you swing that way
I don’t blame her, Loz. I checked out your figure, and it did a number on me!
Oh is that what they’re calling it these days?
Yep, you’re a real knockout!
*blush*
*Checks out Dragon’s figure and thinks of a number of things*
*Puts on Ravel’s Boléro*
Original version, or the Pink Martini cover?
(this is one of my all time favorite pieces of music)
Sorry Loz. I was figuring that since the Admiral is such a fine figure of a man, to use a figure of speech, it was HIS figure I was checking out.
But, as I should have known, he’s had my number all along.
Have some thought before you make another idiotic comment. Please.
still i like his comment more than the ones “funny face” makes
I don’t have any numbers on my personalized license plate - I live in VA. I believe that VA has one of the highest numbers of vanity plates in the country. There are only some that you need to pay an additional fee every year, normally it’s just the one-time fee and regular annual or bi-annual renewals.
VAnity?
All plates here have to have at least one or two numbers. Forces you to be more creative!
True enough. I had thought of one, but by the time I applied for it, someone else snatched it up.
True, Virginia does have a higher number of vanity plates per capita than any other state in the union. Check out the Virginia Bureau of Vanity Plate Research database at the following link:
http://www.asssmoothie.com
That is horrifying… (Shudder)
I agree, that’s a WIN!
I wanna get this one
3M-TA3
Picture it in your rear view mirror.
Good one, Jack! I’d definitely LOL if I saw that in my rearview mirror!
I also have a bumper sticker printed backwards which reads, “If you can read this, I’m too close. Move over!”
I bet you’re American. I’ve never seen so many bumper stickers in any other country!
Select few areas of our economy are still strong…
The bumper sticker industry will never succumb to the credit crisis!
But eventually no one will have cars, thus no bumpers.
I guess then you’ll all just have to start wearing them on your foreheads.
That’s what buttons are for. We put them on jackets, on lapels, on our bags, on hats, and anything else we can.
Also, most of our clothing has some kind of label or logo on it. You might say we as a country are a bit obsessed.
Then we’ll want prosthetic foreheads on our real heads.
Ah, well that isn’t limited to your country, I’m afraid.
That’s a little out of my price range, I just want a rock to wind a piece of string around.
Avis: “But eventually no one will have cars, thus no bumpers.”
Have you seen the fat asses in this country? Plenty of room down there for a few bumper stickers.
Unfortunately, someone in this town wants to burn the play house down.
PoB: I did forget about that.
I’ve only ever had one bumper sticker. It said: “The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon!”
Oh, and I have a university sticker in my window.
I have bird crap sticking on my window, does that count?
Not if it didn’t fall in your mouth first, sorry.
It has to do with a need to make our voices heard. To let everyone else know just where we stand. This way, we don’t actually have to talk to someone to find out if we want to talk to them.
*uses heavy sarcasm*
Hehehe. I think most of them just look ugly, but provide interesting reading when you’re sitting at a red light. The funniest one I saw in America said “Dyslexics UNTIE!”, which obviously isn’t saying much for the level of humour.
I saw one here the other day that had an American flag on it and said “If it ain’t country, it ain’t music!”
That first ain’t needs to be removed for that statement to be correct.
Agreed!
Ditto!
Glad the worst I’m accused of is thinking too much. Anyone being told that where you come from?
Yeah, this is total win. I don’t see how this is a fail at all. I think it is more that you fail at making failblog pictures.
I agree, license plate win!
agreed. license hack win.
Veal is cattle. The excess offspring of dairy cattle are taken from their mothers shortly after birth and put in confining pens to prevent movement. They are fed iron deficient and nutrient deficient diets to keep the animals anemic. This keeps the flesh pinkish white. Because of the stress they are under, the calves are given high doses of antibiotics just to keep them alive for the 14 weeks needed to get them ready for slaughter. There is a little bit of veal in every glass of milk.
? veal in milk? i don’t get it
It certainly doesn’t sound very kosher!
A cow, like any other mammal, needs to give birth in order to produce milk. The milk industry creates a huge surplus of calves. Veal was invented to get rid of the surplus and turn waste into profit. We are the only animal on the planet that drinks mother’s milk after we are weened. Most people wouldn’t drink human milk, or even horse milk. The only reason cows’ milk is acceptable is because we have been convinced by an industry to believe it.
I don’t know what to say you haven’t said, so just a big +1.