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NICE ONE!
That’s fairly thoughtless cannibalism. You’d run out of food. Is veal worth that risk? They would need a system. You’d have to inflate the price of premium lamb to balance with the demand and still allow for a future supply. I pronounce this an indulgent cannibalism fail.
You think too much…
but more importantly – this is definately not license plate fail, this is license plate win!
Dude, relax. Here’s a license plate just for you:
(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1211061stfu1.html)
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
Dude… go look for a hobby, you really got to much spare time…
still nice you finally learned something, now go learn something usefull
if you think i suck at spelling:
1 English is not my home-language
2 i’m dyslectic
Maybe if someone had felched his mom, we wouldn’t have to put up with his nonsense today.
your doing very well then.
btw, this is definitely a win
you should quote your sources. I’m telling Chuck Palahniuk you infringed his copyright
I’m pretty sure this was probably done on purpose. Some “smart” person from Virginia (probably) saw the kids first part and decided “ohh, I’ll put eatthe as my number plate”
Ironic how there are no numbers in the number plate.
Number plate Fail – Cannabalism Win!
Ummm… do ya think? Are you sure they didn’t just accidentally select the kids first license plate, and “eatthe” is one of their favorite phrases? This couldn’t possibly be intentional, right? No way they planned it.
Seriously, have some coffee before you make another idiotic assumption. Please.
Vanity plates
Don’t you love how he put the word “smart” in quotes??
I totally enjoyed how he put the (probably) in parenthesis. That really clarified it for me!
And oh, the irony of no numbers on a license plate!
WAIT… License plates have numbers? Since when?
That’s what I was laughing at. How on earth is that irony?!
I think there was some good advice that he just didn’t take.
But who would’ve thought it figured?
It might figure better with numbers.
*checks out figure*
*gives number*
Oh, I didn’t know you swing that way
I don’t blame her, Loz. I checked out your figure, and it did a number on me!
Oh is that what they’re calling it these days?
Yep, you’re a real knockout!
*blush*
*Checks out Dragon’s figure and thinks of a number of things*
*Puts on Ravel’s Boléro*
Original version, or the Pink Martini cover?
(this is one of my all time favorite pieces of music)
Sorry Loz. I was figuring that since the Admiral is such a fine figure of a man, to use a figure of speech, it was HIS figure I was checking out.
But, as I should have known, he’s had my number all along.
Have some thought before you make another idiotic comment. Please.
still i like his comment more than the ones “funny face” makes
Douche.
Your the one making an assumption.
He said “pretty sure” leaving room for possibilities.
You Said “couldn’t possibly be intentional” eliminating other possibilities.
YOU FAIL!
I don’t have any numbers on my personalized license plate – I live in VA. I believe that VA has one of the highest numbers of vanity plates in the country. There are only some that you need to pay an additional fee every year, normally it’s just the one-time fee and regular annual or bi-annual renewals.
VAnity?
All plates here have to have at least one or two numbers. Forces you to be more creative!
True enough. I had thought of one, but by the time I applied for it, someone else snatched it up.
True, Virginia does have a higher number of vanity plates per capita than any other state in the union. Check out the Virginia Bureau of Vanity Plate Research database at the following link:
http://www.asssmoothie.com
That is horrifying… (Shudder)
Because it’s not obvious that that link doesn’t point to the “Virginia Bureau of Vanity Plate Research database” or anything…
Va is considered the number one state for the most vanity plates.
You do not have to have any numbers on your vanity plate.
The Kids First is for the Family/Children fund, and here’s the info:
Personalization available Yes
Number of characters combinations available on plate 6
Plate Fee (in addition to plate fee) $25.00 Annually
Personalized plate fee (in addition to registration fee) $10.00 Annually
Disabled symbol available Yes
Revenue Sharing: As a revenue sharing plate $ 15.00 of the $ 25.00 fee is transferred to FAMILY AND CHILDRENS TRUST FUND OF VIRGINIA after sale of the first 1000 plates.
Va’s weird plates are usually special interest groups/military/or college plates. The special interest plates have a certain amount of the proceeds that go towards that special interest. There is actually a Robert E. Lee plate referring to him as the “Virginian Gentleman” along with a Sons of the Confederacy (and daughters) yet there isn’t a DAR plate…
I took a picture of two plates in my VA city: one says Puberty and the other says MCLOVIN. There’s also one that says Czechit.
Where I live, one in three plates is a vanity plate. We’ve seen the Eat The Children First plate. It’s even better with the red hands instead of the yellow star or blueish hand that they offer for that interest group.
In Fairfax, here. VA is no.2 behind Connecticut for Vanity plates (per capita)
I agree, that’s a WIN!
I wanna get this one
3M-TA3
Picture it in your rear view mirror.
Good one, Jack! I’d definitely LOL if I saw that in my rearview mirror!
I also have a bumper sticker printed backwards which reads, “If you can read this, I’m too close. Move over!”
I bet you’re American. I’ve never seen so many bumper stickers in any other country!
Select few areas of our economy are still strong…
The bumper sticker industry will never succumb to the credit crisis!
But eventually no one will have cars, thus no bumpers.
I guess then you’ll all just have to start wearing them on your foreheads.
That’s what buttons are for. We put them on jackets, on lapels, on our bags, on hats, and anything else we can.
Also, most of our clothing has some kind of label or logo on it. You might say we as a country are a bit obsessed.
Then we’ll want prosthetic foreheads on our real heads.
Ah, well that isn’t limited to your country, I’m afraid.
That’s a little out of my price range, I just want a rock to wind a piece of string around.
Avis: “But eventually no one will have cars, thus no bumpers.”
Have you seen the fat asses in this country? Plenty of room down there for a few bumper stickers.
Unfortunately, someone in this town wants to burn the play house down.
PoB: I did forget about that.
I’ve only ever had one bumper sticker. It said: “The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon!”
Oh, and I have a university sticker in my window.
I have bird crap sticking on my window, does that count?
Not if it didn’t fall in your mouth first, sorry.
Where was I? I forgot the point that I was making.
i used to have a bumper sticker that originally said “eat people not animals” but i cut off the “not animals” part before i stuck it on… also had a “mean people suck” but again i had to edit out the “mean”
You could have spliced them together to get “suck people not animals”
@dilettante: Maybe it can tell you the weather?
It has to do with a need to make our voices heard. To let everyone else know just where we stand. This way, we don’t actually have to talk to someone to find out if we want to talk to them.
*uses heavy sarcasm*
Hehehe. I think most of them just look ugly, but provide interesting reading when you’re sitting at a red light. The funniest one I saw in America said “Dyslexics UNTIE!”, which obviously isn’t saying much for the level of humour.
I saw one here the other day that had an American flag on it and said “If it ain’t country, it ain’t music!”
That first ain’t needs to be removed for that statement to be correct.
Agreed!
Ditto!
Mimeograph.
Come on, you have a Gutenberg printing press.
Mimeograph is the name of my favorite quill pen.
Glad the worst I’m accused of is thinking too much. Anyone being told that where you come from?
Yeah, this is total win. I don’t see how this is a fail at all. I think it is more that you fail at making failblog pictures.
I agree, license plate win!
License plate win for sure!
agreed. license hack win.
Agreed! This is one of the funnies license plates I’ve ever seen
Veal is cattle. The excess offspring of dairy cattle are taken from their mothers shortly after birth and put in confining pens to prevent movement. They are fed iron deficient and nutrient deficient diets to keep the animals anemic. This keeps the flesh pinkish white. Because of the stress they are under, the calves are given high doses of antibiotics just to keep them alive for the 14 weeks needed to get them ready for slaughter. There is a little bit of veal in every glass of milk.
? veal in milk? i don’t get it
It certainly doesn’t sound very kosher!
A cow, like any other mammal, needs to give birth in order to produce milk. The milk industry creates a huge surplus of calves. Veal was invented to get rid of the surplus and turn waste into profit. We are the only animal on the planet that drinks mother’s milk after we are weened. Most people wouldn’t drink human milk, or even horse milk. The only reason cows’ milk is acceptable is because we have been convinced by an industry to believe it.
I don’t know what to say you haven’t said, so just a big +1.
“We are the only animal on the planet that drinks mother’s milk after we are weened.”
If I put a bowl of milk down for my cat, he will drink it without hesitation. Also, just the other day, I discovered my dog lapping up the dregs of my cereal bowl when I left the dining room for a moment to answer the phone.
I guess they’re not animals.
I’m pretty sure that cow wasn’t their mother.
…thus validating my point, no? Admiral Apparent reckons we’re the only species that will willingly drink milk from another lactating mammal after we have been weaned — a false statement that exists on virtually every pro-PETA site on the Internet. My cat is weaned and HE likes cow’s milk. True, I’m the one who gives it to him as a treat every now and then, but if he figured out a way to get the milk into his bowl himself, I’m almost certain he’d do so.
The confusion here stems from the fact that Admiral Apparent’s rephrasing of PETA’s propaganda is a bit unclear — when you look at the sentence out of context, it appears that AA is implying that we are the only species that will drink milk from our OWN mothers after we have been weaned, which…doesn’t make sense, when you think about it.
I wasn’t rephrasing anything. I’m not associated with PETA nor do I subscribe to their literature. We are the only mammal that drinks milk past weening. Your adult cat would drink cat’s milk if you put it in a bowl, but it won’t nurse from another lactating cat no matter how hungry it is. By taking the act of nursing out of milk delivery, we have disguised what we are doing, consuming the needed, life-giving sustenance from another mammal that needs it for its own young. Now if we slaughter the pesky offspring, we get lots of commercial milk that comes in cartons that we are free to put in our cereal and give to our pets.
MY MILK CARTON GOES ‘SOY SOY SOY SOY’
I’m pretty sure the cow isn’t any of our mothers either.
They are not drinking milk from their mothers’ though are they?
(Damn, she beat me by one second)
Hee!
Psst…raelalt…I left you a pressie on the herpes thread.
Oooh, that sounded SO wrong!
Since dogs have been known to drink their own droppings, you didn’t say all that much.
You did? Most cats are lactose intolerant, it gives them cramps, diarrhea, and vomiting, and any vet will tell you not to give it to them. My dogs love beer, too, but they’re not barfing all over the house just because they beg for some.
yeah and I suppose you wonder why your cat has diarrhoea after you give it milk?
Cat sh*t is why I will never have a cat.
Exactly what manner of excrement should a cat produce?
Glitter
It doesn’t matter. Just because the animal drinks it doesn’t mean it is SUPPOSED to drink it. A cat’s digestive system doesn’t handle milk well, so it’ll get diarrhea. Humans are the only animals that can drink milk without problems, and, even then, there’s a growing number of people who are lactose intolerant.
No wonder I love milk so much! =d
Aaaaaaand that’s just one more reason why I don’t drink milk.
It was simply a modest proposal.
what a Swift reply…. (Oh, puns.)
lol You are awesome.
LOL I Know the person who has this plate!
Oh, and it the plate was done on purpose.
Really?!
Heyy i get it EAT THE Kids First.
Hehehehe
As far as I’m concerned it’s an epic win.
That is 1 tasty plate!
ZOMG closest I have ever been to first! Great pic though.
Don’t worry, your post was just as insightful and entertaining as it would have been if you happened to post before Soulcrun.
Zweiter
Eat the kid Mickyj300x first, to be second.
dreiter!
German fail. I think you’ll find it’s “dritter”.
Yup, 3 ist the one exception to the rule.
I can think of two different ways to eat a kid. Both would be frowned upon by society at large.
You raised my hopes and dashed them from me quite daringly. Good show.
As long as you hold the fork the right way I’m sure polite society would happily invite you to an evening of wine, music and roast child.
MMMMM, roast child. I’ll have dark meat, please.
Would you care to spoon your child, sir?
Do you, perchance, have a lobster fork? That would just complete the experience.
You should cook it on your swastika BBQ.
[insert inappropriate Michael Jackson reference here]
You sir, are a racist!
Seems Jonathan Swift was right on the money after all.
Aren’t they supposed to screen those?
Actually they say that they do, but sometimes I wonder. Or the person doing the screening just doesn’t get it and then it slips through unsensored.
I saw a license plate once that said, “I ♥ YONI”.
I’m pretty sure the screening official wasn’t up on his Sanskrit and just thought this person loved cheesy music.
My Sanskrit is a little rusty…please to translate?
Kthx!
It basically means “I love pussy”
What the hell is that supposed to mean? It probably got through the screening because the guy with the plate and you are the only ones who get it.
Dragon and the owner of said plate are most decidedly not the only ones who get that.
What is really surprising is that someone who claims to be
a “superpimp” doesn’t get it. Perhaps he should change it to
“supervigin”, as it would be a more apt name.
What the hell is a vigin? Can I be one too?
You forgot the trailing “le”
Goodness. This person is sooo offended by one little anecdote. I guess ignorance isn’t bliss after all.
AND I forgot to mention that the driver of the car was a woman. *grin*
I know what “yoni”means and I didn’t have to look it up. if you hang out wth people who read something other than “Highlights” every once in a while, you might know that too.
I know I said this already, but..
*HUG!*
I love the Timbertoes.
Avis delivers the pimp slap.
(884 might want to consider using Google to get the 411!)
Would that be the 444 in the UK?
I don’t have that information.
Yeah but don’t try to ring on your phone which only goes 1-2-3-3.
Wouldn’t that just be 2 pressed six times?
Ye gods. You have no idea how much I appreciate you guys here…you, who are my friends and who actually have brains and know things beyond the fifth grade level, and know how to use a search engine.
*HUGS*
Or just 1-2-3.
It is a word that is still in use today.
He who yells first loses the argument.
YONI?!?!? Really?!?!? That’s not uber subtle? People all over are going to see that and say “I heart YONI, Oh I get it” And therefore should have been caught by the frickin’ DMV screener? You need to go out side more.
Maybe if you were able to read and comprehend anything other then manga you’d also be able to contribute to the conversation.
The blood hands on the plate are a nice addition.
I like that too. But they need to trail off more, like they were dragged across the plate in terror.
hey yeah! thats some sustainable cannibalism, if you only eat roadkill. And when they stop playing on the road, you start driving on the footpath.
Probably done on purpose… Creativity Win!!!
Thinking that might NOT be on purpose fail!
Definitely win! Almost worth the extra cost of personalised plates.
But the plate does not specify if whore kids are first
loufail, that was an epic reference the the school sign fail.
your great.
and i laughed so hard that i now have a chewed up pretzel stuck in my sinuses.
so i think i fail.
loufail’s great what? Aunt Fanny? White Whale? Misadventure?
loufail accidenlty great. Mica accidently pretzel.
See, life is simple but hazardous.
actually, i think it’s a win. if you’re hungry anyway. especially on a long road trip.
How to cook humans
How to cook for humans
How to cook forty humans
to serve man?
You forgot two:
How to cook for forty humans
How to cook for forty humans … and then eat them
To Serve Man
I saw that Twilight Zone episode! It was a cook book!
It was dusty, if you blew the dust off, it said “How TO SERVE Twenty HuMANs” and it was about giving a dinner party.
how to cook for forty humans?
how to eat
how to eat using mouth
how to eat using parts other then mouth
Damn!
Did you say Humans?
Did you say Forty of them!!!
Epic Simpsons quote afaik
Looks like WIN to me.
I’m only fairly sure this plate ordered this way with a definitive purpose. Is that a fail? Or a win? Or neither? You decide.
Next week, I run for mayor of Quahog, do I have what it takes? Find out!
No child left behind?
Is it dubbya’s plate?
No child left (with a) behind?
No child behind left?
Darn, give me a thigh then.
Is it a suggestion, or a description? Does Virginia eat the kids first, or should she do so? It’s thrilling me. BTW Virginia must be a very fat woman.
It seems to be an imperative command, to me. Maybe Virginia was playing with her vegetables and asking for dessert.
You can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat!
By the way, which one’s pink? That’s the kid we should eat first.
If it was a command there would be a comma after ‘Virginia’.
Perhaps if it was a correctly punctuated command. It can still *seem* to be imperative without one, though.
That’s not a fail. That’s definitely a win.
I second this.
This is EPIC win.
Lisence plate win, if anything.
Yeah, most DMVs try to check for any meanings they should censor.
Canibalism WIN! aka Survival Of The Fittest
That ain’t FAIL, it’s a vanity plate and therefore full of WIN.
That’s every bit as good as the A55(orange)RGY plate from Florida.
I personaly like to eat the old people first, keeping the best flavourd meat for last. Got any recipes, though? A cannibal buddy of mine told me lime is great with human flesh, but I don’t really dig that.
That is no fail. That is a glorious win.
Seriously, guys, this is supposed to be the *fail* blog. Stop diluting your standards.
What are you on about? Thats an EPIC WIN!
How is this ‘fail’ at all? Funny Picture =/= insta-fail
As Swift would say; “Now there’s a modest proposal.”
That’s funny, I thought Jeffrey Dahmer lived in Wisconsin.
Not anymore!
Well, you’re Dahmered if you do, and Dahmered if you don’t, apparently.
Soylent green is made from people!!
I bet PETA would love this one.
OMG, what a failure, there’s a typo because it should be “eatS” with an “S”… …hey, wait a minute…. ooooohhhh, now I got it….
I’ll have mine toasted!
WIN WIN WIN WIN
I wish that was my liscense plate
I wish you could spell.
Virginia is a big fan of fava beans and chianti as well.
Only with the liver though.
WIN as far as I’m concerned!
Idiots. This is clearly license plate win.
I wonder if the witch from Hansel and Grethel was named Virginia…
That’s is without a doubt a win.
The fail is the failure to deny such a license plate. I’ve been rightfully denied requests for plates like “shutup”.
You requested “shutup” as a vanity plate? And that wasn’t your only request? What were the others?
His other choices were-
First choice: imalosr
Second: i-faylz
well, they would have given it to you if you’d asked nicely. But every time they asked what you wanted you said “shutup”.
Kinda gives me a hankerin’ for a “California cheeseburger”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=california+cheeseburger
Wow. I am SO naive.
Win, without a doubt.
A Modest Proposal WIN!!!
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
Ehhh, whatcha cooking, Doc?
Fricasseed Rabbit!
I’m not a fwicaseein’ wabbit. I’m a stewin’ wabbit.
Do you have a fwicasseein’ wabbit license?
Good show, Rb.
no, WIN
This is from “Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less.” There’s a linky in my name.
That’s in no way a fail. That’s an epic win if I’ve ever seen one.
Maybe the owner took Swift a little too literally.
success
I bet whoever got that license plate actually ordered it like that. That’s just too big a coincidence for it to have happened by accident.
No shit, Sherlock.
*groan*
I see no fail, only win!
Sell the kids for food…
Weather changes moods…
Spring is here again…
Reproductive glands
Chorus (scream untill daddy stops):
Looks like a WIN to me. Abortionists are probably already doing that anyway.
I think you’ve been brainwashed by fundamentalist Christians. Abortionists don’t actually eat the aborted child, despite what you may have been told…
Actually the fundies don’t seem to really care what happens to the kids after the birth anyway so….
Waste not, want not!
They certainly don’t seem to care what happens to spare fertility clinic embryos.
Whoops! Meant to say they don’t care as long as they aren’t used for stem cell research.
Methinks that was a joke.
Have you guys seen the (badly done) photoshop of Gloria Steinem passing out fetuses as Eucharist?
http://loltheist.com/2008/10/11/gloria-in-excelsis-er-gloria-in-the-house/
Lol, sometimes it’s just to easy. Hey their not human anyway, right? Should be right up there with the people eating afterbirth. Besides, I saw Christoper Reeves doing it.
WIN!
uhm, WIN
Crap like this is devaluing the humor of actual fails.
I’d call that a lisence plate win, myself.
Win
The hand prints are bloody…
I’ll gladly eat the kids.
Perfect place to see this is on the back of a pick up driving by Dairy Queen with 2 screaming kids in the back…
I’m pretty sure that was intentional.
My chemistry teacher has this plate! No joke!
original content fail
Spotting fail fail. This license plate is win.
Typical fail for the failblog.
Jonathan Swift would be proud!
That is not a fail. That’s a win!!!
Edible kids are a renewable resource.
more like license plate win if you ask me. this guy was clearly trying to be funny and he succeeded. win.
I HAVE SEEN THIS IN REAL LIFE..HAHA I WAS GUNNA PUT THIS UP BUT SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT!
Is this about the new Burger King kids meal?
I actually live right next to this guy. Hahah.
obvious huge win
Glorious… I want to meet this person.
I’ve seen this person/license plate. Hubby almost swerved into oncoming traffic, we were laughing so hard. I hate those Kids First plates.
See, if I ever found myself living in Virginia, I’d have to get a plate reading “DENTATA”
Oh come on people, really?
Sense of humor fail.
Should you eat your children with your fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately.
License plate WIN IMO.
I’d call this one a win
we actually saw this car the other day…
No, license plate WIN.
Obviously intentional.
that is not a fail that is an AWESOME license plate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve seen this!!! It’s a blue hatchback near the 540 part of VA. Awesome to see it on here.
That’s not fail. That’s win! =D
I dunno, I’d call that FTW!
my boyfriend was just telling me the other day about the car he saw with this exact license plate…..weeeeeird
this looks more like a well planned out win to me
More a win than a fail.
i love how the handprints are red
lol
I’ve seen this license plate around Blacksburg! The person goes to Virginia Tech. Hilarious.
I thought a Fail was not intended… This is a Win!!! I bet they wanted it to look like that!
I effin’ love the this! WAY TO GO!
Take away the “first”, misspell “Virginia”, flip the top and bottom and you’re all set.
I think that this is definitely an epic license plate WIN. The bloody hand prints definitely accentuate this fact.
this is obviously on purpose, which makes it an epic win.
That’s a win for sure
Looks more like a WIN, to me.
NNNNNNNO!!!! LICENSE PLATE WIN!!!!
WIN
o.m.g my stepsister is friends with the guy who has this car – is that not so cool!!!!! cuz like, she told me once that her friend did that with a car in our state. awesome. lol
That’s not a fail, that’s a win!
My friend and I saw this car last week in Christiansburg, VA!!! We laughed so hard, and then I was looking at old failblog on this site and found the picture. I’ve never seen real life ‘failblog’ before and this makes me happy ^^
PWN”D!
lol holy shit, thats from the car down the street from my house
I would call this a win… only because it’s good advice
You Know There is a another one and it says Vergina BEATS kids frist
Chlidren ARE the most important meal of the day, so….?
This is so win.
i went to college in virginia, i have to say that i never saw those people eat their kids!
its clear this is a win:D