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pretty big snake…..
If I had a nickle for every time I heard that…
…you wouldn’t have any nickles?
Small penis joke, nice work Loz. At least Jack rises above all that.
I am Jack’s erectile dysfunction.
(I just realised it should be spelled ‘nickel’, but I’m not American and I’m sticking to that as an excuse.)
Ignorance is bliss.
BTW, where did you get erectile dysfunction from? The joke was that he has a small penis, this may not mean that he has erectile dysfunction.
You were talking about him ‘rising above’ it…
I love it. The trolls don’t even get their OWN jokes, let alone ours.
You’re the one that brought up Jack’s “rising”!
Tee-hee, so you did spot it! +1 on the pun score please.
Bend over and I’ll show you Jack’s rising…
(actually, I won’t, but it seemed like a good place for a gasman resurrection.)
You fail to cover your fail.
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
wow they stole my video
The doc always was a bit slow.
*necessary nesting-fix*
Well, the doc may be slow, but castration may be a bit extreme, don’t you think?
Well I may be castrated, but at least I have a Darwin Award in my trophy cabinet (next to my balls).
*throws apples*
How do you like them apples?
Not very much if she throw them.
That depends on her aim.
I accidenty the apples.
It’s so small, you really can’t tell…
that’s what she said.
She also said “STFU”.
Gesundheit!
Do non-americans have a different peroidic table?
No, although we do spell some elements differently (not Nickel).
We also spell it ‘periodic’.
Lol
And Linelor - all nations/languages have the same symbols for each element, but a lot of them have different names. Here in Aus the elements have the same names but standard American/British English spelling differences apply, as Loz said.
I peroidically invest in platinium.
lol, my bad :-\
yes retard, elements are country-dependent! duh
You must be part of the boron group.
aluminum
aluminium
sulFur! *shudders*
What the devil are you doing capitalizing a letter in the middle of a word?
The devil made me do it, obviously!
What color dress was this “devil” wearing?
I can see where that might be the source of some fire and brimstone.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I don’t know what colour, but it was Prada.
Hmm. I’ll bet I can start a fire in your brimstone.
(And Loz…again, I was talking to the Admiral…sorry! :p)
Aluminum is wrong.
No, it’s just been foiled.
ggrrooooooaaannnnnn
I think you’ve got this one all wrapped up.
Time to prove your mettle?
Let me alloy your fears about that.
He thought he was beryllium but turned out to be a boron.
Periodically, yes.
Yes. Chuck Norris destroyed our periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Ah, nice to see that you not constricting yourself to choking hazard comments.
Arrrh.
You accidenty the comment!
What about fear, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope?
NOBODY expects Chuck Norris!
But everyone expects boring Chuck Norris jokes.
There are no Chuck Norris jokes. Everything said about Chuck Norris’ awesomeness is true.
My periodic table is sporadic, at best, anymore. I think it’s my age. I’m peri-menopausal.
fixed: “.. every time i said that.”
[3rd grade]
If you think it’s so pretty why don’t you marry it?
[/3rd grade]
*Headdesk*
FIRST!
FAIL….
*facepalm*
*hug*
*hugs Dragon back*
And how are you this fine evening?