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Payout in will WIN!

 
funny face

Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.

BondFan4518

*Stares wide-eyed in shock*
funny face, you have just become more disgusting than mr sausage. And that’s something.

brewski

Someone needs a new habit. Posting filth is for lusers.

dilettante

“it is chichi, and an unrealistic approach to self-impressions as well as economics”

BondFan4518

What an Astaire comment.

 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

Bondfan, feel free to ignore funny face. She copies and pastes this all over the fails. She’s competing to be the cutest troll doll — like the Chili Peppers say in that song, “Every single little princess needs a crown”.

BondFan4518

Thanks for the advice. Why are you so wise, fuzz?

fuzz on the concept

You might want to consider feeding no further attention to the sausages, either — that shortly becomes tediously unbecoming, as well as unappetizingly paradoxical.

BondFan4518

Okily dokily, fuzz.
*Writes funny face and sausage under TO IGNORE ON FAILBLOG list*

Dragonwriter

How about adding a wee pink dr to that list?

BondFan4518

Consider it done.
*Highlights DrDr in pink*

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Loz

lol, she might not appreciate that!

 
BondFan4518

Is that not what we are all aiming for?

 
 
BondFan4518

Yay! Group hug!

 
 
funny face

Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
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blameryuhayabusa

thank you! i feel so much smarter now!

 
Spelling Flail

I don’t

 
 
 
 
 
coyote

It is a result of his time in a Tibetan lamasery.

 
 
bleep bloop

anal [Healing Wave]

 
dilettante

remember the time they all wore tube socks on their wangs.

thepowerofblue

Pepperidge Farm remembers!

coyote

Thanks to that comment I have had to pitch out all of my Pepperidge Farms coconut cakes. :( Thanks loads.

 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

I’m again contemplating a collective term for trolls, like we talk of “a colony of insects” or “a murder of crows.”
Right now I’m thinking — if it’s “an exaltation of larks,” maybe it should be “a basement of trolls”.

BondFan4518

Or “a chatroom of trolls”

 
Loz

I’m not sure they should even be given the acknowledgment that comes with the designation of a collective noun.

fluffy the fish

I agree with Loz, Fuzz. I think the more attention they get, the stronger they get. Let’s just ignore them.. please…

BondFan4518

Alright, we’ll ignore them.

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Loz

Motion passed.

 
BondFan4518

56 yeahs, 2 nays.

 
Avis

57. I managed to show up late to the meeting.

 
BondFan4518

A $700 billion bill to get rid of all trolls on Failblog has been passed

 
Dragonwriter

58! I was here but I fell asleep.

 
BondFan4518

Does anyone else wish to add a yeah?

 
Loz

We should just assume that anyone with a brain adds their ‘yeah’.

 
BondFan4518

Loz’s suggestion has been taken into account. Thus, the final count is:
An infinite number of yeahs, 3 nays (DrDr arrived)

 
thepowerofblue

[zombie]
BRAINS!!!!!
[/zombie]

 
coyote

Ignore who?

 
Spelling Flail

Isn’t this a paradox then?
I mean, if we ignore them, don’t they cease to exist?
and therefore we forget to ignore them
so then they begin to exist again

 
Avis

This isn’t quantum physics here. It’s not all that hard to pick out a troll.
It is fun, sometimes, to bait them though.

 
coyote

STOP IT! You’re trying to make me think and that makes my brain hurt.

 
 
 
 
dilettante

I’m still fond of Admiral’s “clusterf*ck”, but we can ponder further…

BondFan4518

how about “b*stardbunch”?

fuzz on the concept

If it’s “an order of monks,”
perhaps it’s “an odor of trolls.”

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fuzz on the concept

[^ this originally posted in the wrong place ... so to try to get it to re-post where it belongs I'll comment to it and say:]
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It’s boorishly unpleasant to see such stupidly ugly stuff brought to these boards from trolldom. I was looking to find a way instead to have fun with the troll thing, and my posts on the subject are actually intended for everyone else (not really directed to trolls). So, I’ll offer one other, and depart, as I’m not in the mood to look at their dumb shit at the moment:
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If it’s “a pride of lions”, perhaps it should be “a failure of trolls.”

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Lunchbox307

Couldn’t it be “a casket of trolls”, since it seems collectively, that’s where most of us think they belong? The universal round-file of failure?

 
Spelling Flail

All in favour say “aye”

 
 
funny face

how about a “douche-bag” of regular fail-blog comment posters (trolls excluded)

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puppeh_bweath

How about a “coven of trolls.”

coyote

Oh sure. Tick off the witches. I don’t need that kind of trouble.

 
 
thepowerofblue

A crow left of the murder.

Loz

Every piece contains a map of it all.

 
 
hillel.kitty

How about “a gutter of trolls?”

dilettante

All of them are lying in the gutter? *looks at stars*

 
Dragonwriter

Hmm…this seems good on the surface, but I find my own mind there so often that I wouldn’t appreciate the company!

Avis

How about “a cesspool of trolls”?

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Loz

You’re forgetting the motion we just passed!

 
 
 
Avis

I know, I know. I will refrain from further acknowledgement.
*is shocked she spelled that correctly on the first try*

 
Loz

What’s so difficult about spelling ‘that’?

 
 
 
Dragonwriter

Hmm…I expected more flame and smoke and sizzling than that.