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Double fAIl
Assassination win!
Payout in will WIN!
Inheritance win, too!
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
*Stares wide-eyed in shock*
funny face, you have just become more disgusting than mr sausage. And that’s something.
Someone needs a new habit. Posting filth is for lusers.
“it is chichi, and an unrealistic approach to self-impressions as well as economics”
What an Astaire comment.
Bondfan, feel free to ignore funny face. She copies and pastes this all over the fails. She’s competing to be the cutest troll doll — like the Chili Peppers say in that song, “Every single little princess needs a crown”.
Thanks for the advice. Why are you so wise, fuzz?
You might want to consider feeding no further attention to the sausages, either — that shortly becomes tediously unbecoming, as well as unappetizingly paradoxical.
Okily dokily, fuzz.
*Writes funny face and sausage under TO IGNORE ON FAILBLOG list*
How about adding a wee pink dr to that list?
Consider it done.
*Highlights DrDr in pink*
lol, she might not appreciate that!
Is that not what we are all aiming for?
Heee!
*hugs friends*
Yay! Group hug!
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
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thank you! i feel so much smarter now!
I don’t
It is a result of his time in a Tibetan lamasery.
anal [Healing Wave]
Ooooooooo…… I seez dae allz dah times on my paladin buts instead i just bubblez myselves lol Healing wave is soooooooooo Shaman its like not even “in” anymore god get with the years noob
Btw…..WoW is Fale
remember the time they all wore tube socks on their wangs.
*remembers*
ahhh
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Thanks to that comment I have had to pitch out all of my Pepperidge Farms coconut cakes.
Thanks loads.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha!
*regains composure*
Don’t mind these horns…they’re just there to hold up my halo. Honest!
You know, there are starving grad students in Indiana that would be happy to take those off your hands. Please, think of the Hoosiers!
*tummy growls*
I’m again contemplating a collective term for trolls, like we talk of “a colony of insects” or “a murder of crows.”
Right now I’m thinking — if it’s “an exaltation of larks,” maybe it should be “a basement of trolls”.
Or “a chatroom of trolls”
I’m not sure they should even be given the acknowledgment that comes with the designation of a collective noun.
I agree with Loz, Fuzz. I think the more attention they get, the stronger they get. Let’s just ignore them.. please…
Alright, we’ll ignore them.
Motion passed.
56 yeahs, 2 nays.
57. I managed to show up late to the meeting.
A $700 billion bill to get rid of all trolls on Failblog has been passed
58! I was here but I fell asleep.
Does anyone else wish to add a yeah?
We should just assume that anyone with a brain adds their ‘yeah’.
Loz’s suggestion has been taken into account. Thus, the final count is:
An infinite number of yeahs, 3 nays (DrDr arrived)
[zombie]
BRAINS!!!!!
[/zombie]
Ignore who?
Isn’t this a paradox then?
I mean, if we ignore them, don’t they cease to exist?
and therefore we forget to ignore them
so then they begin to exist again
This isn’t quantum physics here. It’s not all that hard to pick out a troll.
It is fun, sometimes, to bait them though.
STOP IT! You’re trying to make me think and that makes my brain hurt.
Isn’t this the plot of Freddy vs Jason?
Freddy vs Jason had a plot?!?
It had a topic death sentence.
I’m still fond of Admiral’s “clusterf*ck”, but we can ponder further…
how about “b*stardbunch”?
If it’s “an order of monks,”
perhaps it’s “an odor of trolls.”
[^ this originally posted in the wrong place ... so to try to get it to re-post where it belongs I'll comment to it and say:]
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It’s boorishly unpleasant to see such stupidly ugly stuff brought to these boards from trolldom. I was looking to find a way instead to have fun with the troll thing, and my posts on the subject are actually intended for everyone else (not really directed to trolls). So, I’ll offer one other, and depart, as I’m not in the mood to look at their dumb shit at the moment:
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If it’s “a pride of lions”, perhaps it should be “a failure of trolls.”
Couldn’t it be “a casket of trolls”, since it seems collectively, that’s where most of us think they belong? The universal round-file of failure?
All in favour say “aye”
How about “a chan of trolls”? >.>
how about a “douche-bag” of regular fail-blog comment posters (trolls excluded)
Does that make you an irregular commenter? There are many laxatives on the market that can treat that. Hope everything works out for you. Have a nice day now.
How about a “coven of trolls.”
Oh sure. Tick off the witches. I don’t need that kind of trouble.
A crow left of the murder.
Every piece contains a map of it all.
How about “a gutter of trolls?”
All of them are lying in the gutter? *looks at stars*
Hmm…this seems good on the surface, but I find my own mind there so often that I wouldn’t appreciate the company!
How about “a cesspool of trolls”?
You’re forgetting the motion we just passed!
Much bettah.
Woops. Point taken.
I know, I know. I will refrain from further acknowledgement.
*is shocked she spelled that correctly on the first try*
What’s so difficult about spelling ‘that’?
*ducks and covers*
*sighs*
Hmm…I expected more flame and smoke and sizzling than that.
Teehee!
I’m a bird, YOU’RE the dragon! Besides, I haven’t had enough
caffeine yet. I only got home about 30 minutes ago.
*nudge nudge, wink wink!*
Exactly.
Your eh, your wife, is she a goer? Does she, y’know, does she go?
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!
how about a “feltch” of trolls, you silly little incest monster. Stop molesting your kids!
My favorite is a bale of turtles.
A bale of turtles? Do they make special turtle baling machines?
Amphibian-friendly baling twine?
Remember kids, wang socks are NOT effective contraceptives.
OH NO!!!
Oops, I accidenty the whole wang sock.
You needed an action verb the whole wang sock
Thanks much for sparing us that particular action verb.
Haha Mr. Sausage…I remember him.
And thats why your face is funny, because you didn’t like the taste of your moms vagina. Get the hell off Failblog and leave us alone you spamer.
Spame on you for your poor spelling!
……….That was entirely irrelevant to anything on this page or within three miles of it, but thank you very much?
Seconded.
your barf smells like poo
You have neither a life nor intelligence
Grassy knolls?
Trashy trolls?
Gassy Gnolls
Send some of these to this guy’s significant others.
or euthanasia win
“A mothers house” of trolls
this just proves that it is indeed…your fault that you lost a family member, and not the card
I am the second comment!
Commentito ergo sum.
I comment, therefore I am on Failblog.
you suc…
…k
Nice use of latin! Quid fit?
anal [Hearthstone]
I’ll give you a quid if you can get me fit.
Oh, I think you’re quite fit already.
I fail, in both senses of the word. Hehe.
You’re fit, but my gosh don’t you just not know it.
(That’s the word on the streets.)
Heeee!
I’m not trying to fool you, even though I would like to.
Fool me, fool me
Go on and fool me
Love me, love me, just say that you love me.
I can’t care about anything but you!
(Cardigans won’t nest below this level)
But damned bloody earworms WILL! ACK!
lol
“Because murder is like anything you take to
It’s a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore…”
one-two-three….
… I don’t understand thee
murder by numbers… one two three… easy as learnin’ your A-B-C’s….
…and you 1-2-3-3’s too.
Looks like Elf is the only one who knows the song too
“Murder is always a mistake – one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner”
(Oscar Wilde)
“A man who can dominate a London dinner table can dominate the world”
(Oscar Wilde)
“Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.”
(Oscar Wilde)
“It is only the intellectualy lost who ever argue.”
(Oscar Wilde)
“Oscar Wilde was stupid though.”
(Tao Lin)
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
(Oscar Wilde)
“A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies”
(Oscar Wilde)
“I did not say this!”
(Oscar Wilde)
Just another Wilde day here at failblog.
Just another Wilde day here at failblog.
(coyote)
“A little to the left…oooh, right there.”
(the Admiral)
*snork*
(tDragonwriter)
“I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person”
(Oscar Wilde)
rofl
Win!
Win?
Win.
Win~
Win-
Win_
Win>
Win£
Win¥
Win€
Win¤
W|N
Winæ
Win
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Win¿
Win赢
Multiple fails
W+i-n=nonfail
w-i*n = fail/X
So fail = (w-i*n)x ?
Now that we know the formula, we can concoct an antedote!
Yes, Sarah Palin winks alot, and she is quite full of fail.
I see what you did thur!
I like the way you do that right thurr (right thurr)
Switch your hips when you’re walkin’, let down you’re hurr (let down your hurr)
I like the way you do that right thurr (right thurr)
Lick your lips when you’re talkin’, that make me stare
Win`
What is your point in always changing the last character?
What is your point in always changing the last character!
4 teh lulz!!!11011!1OMGWTF!!
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Ahem, pardon my 1337speak. Sometimes, good points are a privilege, not a necessity.
Do not apologise. 1337speak on teh interweb should always be mingled with sophisticated language.
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Holy failgods, my 3Y3Z!!
There is no point, Soulcrun. On failblog, people strive to be as silly as possible.
Ministry of Silly Talks
I’m with you, Soulcrun.
But perhaps I’m just not easily entertained.
Win¡
Nice one ^^
This is NOT a Fail, It is obviously intended to look like the cat is writing ‘You Suck’ but when you open it says something nice.
It is a joke, not very funny or clever but a joke.
WIN!
I believe the fail is that it’s in the ‘loss of a family member’ section.
Hm … win or fail ?
First!!!
Teen card placement WIN!
C’mon, murder is just suicide for extroverts anyway!
If by “murder” you mean “suicide bombing,” then yes, it is.
*golf clap* I think that’s my favorite Python quote!
Lol, touché.
touch£
とうしぇー
which translates into “You question and the ぇ -” (thanks apple translator)
Congrats, you suck !
Hm, maybe *I* fail here, but in my opinion, this one is intended. A joke. SUC has a little bigger characters, for instance.
Big Picture Fail. Check out the main heading of the section. (Hint: ‘Loss of Family Member.’)
Congratulations/Death
Women/Death?
Little/Women/Death
Little/Death/For/Women?
Little/Women/Louisa/May/Alcott ?
Women/Little/Death
No, that’s not a fail. That’s an amusement WIN! Perfect card for someone like, say, a sibling…. hehehe.
http://www.momstop.blogspot.com
this is just… this is… GG
I hope I never see a bra that size.
Haha! A friend of mine in school was a G and she had to have them reduced because of back pain.
Ditto, although I can’t say the actual cup size. On another note, some of the GUYS I work with are approaching that same cup size!
*hurls*
One guy, three cups.
I agree. Overly large breasts are actually a turn-off.
You’ll love my bee-stings then.
*snork!*
Oh, I think they’re plum.
that’s actually the joke…so…you fail fail blog
..oh wait, loss of family member, I failed…damn
Humility, win.
We should send him a card.
(Maybe the one under Sympathy that says, “May You Fail Again.”)
lol
The loss of a family member sign refers to the sympathy cards one column over. The “you suc” thing is a joke. So what’s the fail? Not having enough sympathy cards to fill the entire shelf space below the sign?
Um, I think it’s saying “you succeeded!!!” under “CONGRATULATIONS” under “loss of family member”
You lost a family member? hey, GREAT!! YOU DID IT!! YAYYYY.
*sighs*
I hate it when people like you make the picture not funny.
Don’t we all, Elfnugget, don’t we all.
*Gives friendly pat on shoulder*
Elfie! Long time no see!
*hug*
So obviously photcshopped! FAKE
*shakes head in sadness*
(In the voice of the guy from Halo online…)
Double Fail!
I think it was an intentional fail. Just a kidding card. Even so we can face the ‘Congratulations’ cards under the title ‘Loss of Family Member’ as an actual fail!
i think that was the point
i think you suc too
it took me a while to notice but when i did, i shat brix
should be “loss of mother-in-law”:p
A huge win there… It’s a really great and funny idea
I accidentally suc the whole ?
what should I do?
Do a barrel roll.
Do a barrel throw!
Loss of family member: You succeeded!! Insert Sopranos reference here.
Woke up this morning, got myself a gun.
You are not ready for Battle.
Guess what…
… it’s October.
Its supposed to say SUC- to fool the person getting the card.
..
Duh??
This isn’t a fail.
It’s the whole point of the friggin card!
Poster Fail.
Thats just great! xD
Keep the lawls coming! =D
Muuuuahahahahahaaaaaa!!! ::twittles finger’s all evily::
Man I used to work there and thought it was weird that the congratulations cards were right next to the sympathy cards…
Hey, someone gave me that card once!
Makes you wonder why congratulation cards are under “Loss of Family member” category.
Which store did this card come from? i want to buy one.
Should say Loss of “Family” Members, like Cosa Nostra. THEN it makes molto sense.
oh now i got it. Loss of family member XD
What? Has failblog completely lost its ability to understand lame jokes? This is clearly intentional.
There is so much fail in this photo, my head exploded from laughter.
Whoa, fail….fail….fail…. the fails just keep going
Omg lol I got the card for my graduation! XD
Someone’s actually given me that card before… It’s kind of the point of the card – you’re supposed to think it’s going to say “you suck,” but it doesn’t.