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Assassination win!
Payout in will WIN!
Inheritance win, too!
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
*Stares wide-eyed in shock*
funny face, you have just become more disgusting than mr sausage. And that’s something.
Someone needs a new habit. Posting filth is for lusers.
“it is chichi, and an unrealistic approach to self-impressions as well as economics”
What an Astaire comment.
Bondfan, feel free to ignore funny face. She copies and pastes this all over the fails. She’s competing to be the cutest troll doll — like the Chili Peppers say in that song, “Every single little princess needs a crown”.
Thanks for the advice. Why are you so wise, fuzz?
You might want to consider feeding no further attention to the sausages, either — that shortly becomes tediously unbecoming, as well as unappetizingly paradoxical.
Okily dokily, fuzz.
*Writes funny face and sausage under TO IGNORE ON FAILBLOG list*
How about adding a wee pink dr to that list?
Consider it done.
*Highlights DrDr in pink*
lol, she might not appreciate that!
Is that not what we are all aiming for?
Heee!
*hugs friends*
Yay! Group hug!
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
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thank you! i feel so much smarter now!
I don’t
It is a result of his time in a Tibetan lamasery.
anal [Healing Wave]
remember the time they all wore tube socks on their wangs.
*remembers*
ahhh
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Thanks to that comment I have had to pitch out all of my Pepperidge Farms coconut cakes.
Thanks loads.
I’m again contemplating a collective term for trolls, like we talk of “a colony of insects” or “a murder of crows.”
Right now I’m thinking — if it’s “an exaltation of larks,” maybe it should be “a basement of trolls”.
Or “a chatroom of trolls”
I’m not sure they should even be given the acknowledgment that comes with the designation of a collective noun.
I agree with Loz, Fuzz. I think the more attention they get, the stronger they get. Let’s just ignore them.. please…
Alright, we’ll ignore them.
Motion passed.
56 yeahs, 2 nays.
57. I managed to show up late to the meeting.
A $700 billion bill to get rid of all trolls on Failblog has been passed
58! I was here but I fell asleep.
Does anyone else wish to add a yeah?
We should just assume that anyone with a brain adds their ‘yeah’.
Loz’s suggestion has been taken into account. Thus, the final count is:
An infinite number of yeahs, 3 nays (DrDr arrived)
[zombie]
BRAINS!!!!!
[/zombie]
Ignore who?
Isn’t this a paradox then?
I mean, if we ignore them, don’t they cease to exist?
and therefore we forget to ignore them
so then they begin to exist again
This isn’t quantum physics here. It’s not all that hard to pick out a troll.
It is fun, sometimes, to bait them though.
STOP IT! You’re trying to make me think and that makes my brain hurt.
I’m still fond of Admiral’s “clusterf*ck”, but we can ponder further…
how about “b*stardbunch”?
If it’s “an order of monks,”
perhaps it’s “an odor of trolls.”
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It’s boorishly unpleasant to see such stupidly ugly stuff brought to these boards from trolldom. I was looking to find a way instead to have fun with the troll thing, and my posts on the subject are actually intended for everyone else (not really directed to trolls). So, I’ll offer one other, and depart, as I’m not in the mood to look at their dumb shit at the moment:
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If it’s “a pride of lions”, perhaps it should be “a failure of trolls.”
Couldn’t it be “a casket of trolls”, since it seems collectively, that’s where most of us think they belong? The universal round-file of failure?
All in favour say “aye”
how about a “douche-bag” of regular fail-blog comment posters (trolls excluded)
How about a “coven of trolls.”
Oh sure. Tick off the witches. I don’t need that kind of trouble.
A crow left of the murder.
Every piece contains a map of it all.
How about “a gutter of trolls?”
All of them are lying in the gutter? *looks at stars*
Hmm…this seems good on the surface, but I find my own mind there so often that I wouldn’t appreciate the company!
How about “a cesspool of trolls”?
You’re forgetting the motion we just passed!
Much bettah.
Woops. Point taken.
I know, I know. I will refrain from further acknowledgement.
*is shocked she spelled that correctly on the first try*
What’s so difficult about spelling ‘that’?
*ducks and covers*
*sighs*
Hmm…I expected more flame and smoke and sizzling than that.
Teehee!