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Saxon

No, it’s quite real.
And exists in Monteagle, TN.

frogprof

And I ate there in June — my best friend’s uncle owned it and JUST decided, much to the chagrin or the locals, to retire.
THE BEST CATFISH in the world!

frogprof

Of COURSE I meant “OF the locals” — they just rubbed off on me. :)

 
 
 
hot damn

liar! this is so real for real! I’ve been there. Asshole.

 
 
Admiral Apparent

Very nice Kanchou! That knocked my Soxhlets off.

 
 
 
Gorgonzola

May I suggest a laxative?

ErickB

May I suggest an enema?

DHawk

If I may, I would suggest using a Milk and Molasses enema. The medical profession actually calls this concoction an “Aunt Jemima”.

ErickB

Well with a stack of pancakes, I’d call it breakfast!

 
 
funny face

anal [Sinister Strike]

Z

Now that is one wow meme that does NOT need to be carried into the rest of the internet.

 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

failblob

Who needs friends when you have enemies with enemas?

fake loz

Who needs friends when you have Tubgirl?

 
 
funny face

anal [Expose Armor]

Vagabond

[sap] …………. *unzips his pants* >>

 
 
 
 
Thiefree

BLAST
I was gonna say that! Great minds, etc…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jonathan K

Redundant tiny brown sign = double fail

 
jesus christ

chuj mój jest wielki
chuj mój jest wielki
chuj mój jest strasznie kurwo wielki

cicili

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……but I”m hungry NOW!

 
BondFan4518

Is that the Polish version of ‘Oh Christmas Tree’?

NotFromPoland

no it means : My dick is big, my dick is big, my dick is very fucking big.
PS: no, I’m not from Poland

 
 
State Your Name

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We’re marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!

BondFan4518

Unhappy…So Unhappy…So very very very very

 
Lee

Springtiiiime for Hitler and Germany!
Rhinelands a fine land once more
Springtime for Hitler and Geeeerrrrmany!
Look out Europe, we’re going on tour!

 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

here comes the monster gays?

 
Mashirafen

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Winter for Poland and France
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Come on Germans, go into your dance

 
titaniumspork19

*bad Swedish accent* The Fuhrer is coming! The Fuhrer is coming!
And on a related note…
Remember when Ulla dance? Ulla dance again!
*shimmies*

 
 
 
cicili

It appears to be rural.

[insertnamehere]

Hmm, at least they take the Discover card.

Loz

The American flag flying proudly!

Admiral Apparent

I thought it was flying lazily.

 
 
 
thepowerofglue

It looks quite metropolitical to me..

 
dilettante

No, cicili, if you look closely, the BART station’s on the left behind it, and the Sony Metreon’s just past that.

 
 
 
 
SJ

Four Seasons of their favorite sitcom maybe?

fluffy the fish

Four seasons of closure?

Pindosi saks!

Four seasons of FAIL ofcourse!

 
 
 
ErickB

They are open 4 seasons … just not consecutively.

 
Vagabond

Winter changed into Spring.. Spring changed into Summer… Summer changed back into Winter… And Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn.

 
fluffy the fish

Until one day…

 
 
 
Sinead

Yeah, four seasons is also a condom brand in Australia.

SJ

The guys wear one for a few months?

coyote

They are a hearty race.

 
 
 
dilettante

“Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms.”

ErickB

Winter snow covers mountain,
yellow sun shine brightly,
cherry tree blossom spring forth.

fuzz on the concept

Why don’t you come out with your red dress on?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, ya look so fine!
Move it spicy, easy girl—ya make me loose my mind!!
Cherrrrrrrry — Cherry baby—
Cherry, won’t you come out tonight?

dilettante

Oooh! Are you taking me to see “Spring Awakening”?

 
DHawk

No, we won’t tell a soul where we gone to
Girl, we do whatever we want to
Ah, I love the way that you do me
Cherry, babe, you really get to me
She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me