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Fail
*redundant retort*
*additional alembic*
Its FAKE, fail
No, it’s quite real.
And exists in Monteagle, TN.
And I ate there in June — my best friend’s uncle owned it and JUST decided, much to the chagrin or the locals, to retire.
THE BEST CATFISH in the world!
Of COURSE I meant “OF the locals” — they just rubbed off on me.
no it’s real I was a cook there….
Very nice Kanchou! That knocked my Soxhlets off.
No shit sherlock
May I suggest a laxative?
No.
May I suggest an enema?
Yes please!
If I may, I would suggest using a Milk and Molasses enema. The medical profession actually calls this concoction an “Aunt Jemima”.
Well with a stack of pancakes, I’d call it breakfast!
kinda like the anus burger:
http://failblog.org/2008/07/04/product-promotion-fail/
anal [Sinister Strike]
Now that is one wow meme that does NOT need to be carried into the rest of the internet.
With friends like these, who needs enemas?
Exactly
Who needs friends when you have enemies with enemas?
Who needs friends when you have Tubgirl?
Who needs people?
anal [Expose Armor]
[sap] …………. *unzips his pants* >>
BLAST
I was gonna say that! Great minds, etc…
where’s my hat?
on your rear
Redundant tiny brown sign = double fail
chuj mój jest wielki
chuj mój jest wielki
chuj mój jest strasznie kurwo wielki
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……but I”m hungry NOW!
Is that the Polish version of ‘Oh Christmas Tree’?
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We’re marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Unhappy…So Unhappy…So very very very very
Springtiiiime for Hitler and Germany!
Rhinelands a fine land once more
Springtime for Hitler and Geeeerrrrmany!
Look out Europe, we’re going on tour!
here comes the monster gays?
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Winter for Poland and France
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Come on Germans, go into your dance
*bad Swedish accent* The Fuhrer is coming! The Fuhrer is coming!
And on a related note…
Remember when Ulla dance? Ulla dance again!
*shimmies*
It appears to be rural.
Hmm, at least they take the Discover card.
The American flag flying proudly!
I thought it was flying lazily.
It looks quite metropolitical to me..
No, cicili, if you look closely, the BART station’s on the left behind it, and the Sony Metreon’s just past that.
First”!
Miserable Fail
Victor Hugo disapproves.
OMG EIGTHTHGGH
Four Seasons of their favorite sitcom maybe?
Four seasons of closure?
Four seasons of FAIL ofcourse!
They are open 4 seasons … just not consecutively.
Exactly my thoughts.
Winter changed into Spring.. Spring changed into Summer… Summer changed back into Winter… And Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight on into Autumn.
Monty Python – The holy grail
Until one day…
Yeah, four seasons is also a condom brand in Australia.
The guys wear one for a few months?
They are a hearty race.
“Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms.”
Winter snow covers mountain,
yellow sun shine brightly,
cherry tree blossom spring forth.
Why don’t you come out with your red dress on?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, ya look so fine!
Move it spicy, easy girl—ya make me loose my mind!!
Cherrrrrrrry — Cherry baby—
Cherry, won’t you come out tonight?
Oooh! Are you taking me to see “Spring Awakening”?
No, we won’t tell a soul where we gone to
Girl, we do whatever we want to
Ah, I love the way that you do me
Cherry, babe, you really get to me
She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me
“The Silver Lining”
.
May rains pour:
and now the frogs are swimming
at my door!
.
~ Sanpu
All seasons are Spring.
Except January.
and February >>
and Slinky.
and Kinky.
I don’t want to know what you do with your spring-shaped toys
I do, it clearly involves stairs
Maybe you’re right. It is how Steven Wright met his girlfriend — only it was escalators.
He also tried to boycott Shampoo. He demanded the real poo.
No, that wasn’t me.
No, hang on. You tried to work out the speed of dark, right?
Note – All Steven Wright quotes are to be taken humourously.
What about the spring-loaded ones?
Wind up Sex Toys!
Problem is you hafta wind them like every minute
which really screws up the rhythm.
[That's why I own Duracell stock.]
*prefers energizer*
first
Sorry, you’re the second to fail, but thanks for playing! Please accept this consolation prize of a $50 gift card to the 4 Seasons Restaurant! (valid only through February)
Oh, well. I wasn’t hungry for Weekend Family anyway. Maybe we’ll just have urinal cakes instead!
The whole thing?
Yes, but only accidenty. Then we can
[verb needed]
Umm, how about “masterbate”?
Umm, how about “learn the use of a dictionary.”
Why is every fail repeating itself on here? I have seen this one before, and a fail three below this one I have seen before as well. ;_; WHERE ARE THE NEW FAILS OF THE WORLD?!
Not on the voting page…you should stop going there.
Hahaha.
Heeheehee.
Hohohoo.
Merry Christmas!
It’s appropriate the sign says to turn rite.
Cuz it’s got a patriotic flag — even though the music and choreography were originally considered barbaric and sexual, and it’s first performance caused the Riot of Spring.
It’s Stravinsky’s favourite place to eat out with his family.
Vivaldi restaurants did this, we’d get cabin fever.
Cross this establishment off my Liszt.
They need to stop Hayden from their customers.
They’re Haydn from the health inspectors!
Well, it wont do them any good. The inspectors will come bach later.
For some more of their delicious schubert, I assume.
Subtle correction, I like it
Though I do prefer when you’re more
e-Grieg-ious.
This is painful – please knock it Orff!
This is making me ‘Dizzy’
Are you trying to unRavel this thread?
Thread left to decompose.
Is that a Chopin Liszt?
There is a season – turn, turn, turn
When the restaurant reopens, all patrons must eat in total silence.
*breaks silence like it’s a wild pony*
___
♪ Big girls don’t cry-yi-yi (they don’t cry)
Big girls come on cry (who said, they don’t cry)
Baby, I was cruel (I was cruel)
Baby, I’m a fool (now get in there and make me some cucumber pie) ♪
I dunno, honey, that cucumber’s full of pesticides…
Godammit woman, that’s only on the outside — that’s why you peel ‘em. You been readin’ too much hippie propaganda!
Now get back in there and make me some carrot cake!
Ok. But can you explain why these eggshells are so thin…
because all of the elementary schools stick them in vinagre to see what happens.
Did you mean “viagra” or “vinegar”?
I believe it’s the latter, but, hey…
We will serve no vin before an aogre.
“vinagre” is another way to spell “vinegar”, btw
This looks exceedingly fake IMO
The International Meteor Organization is not fake!
Neither is the Intercontinental Midget Olympics!
But what about the International Mathematics Olympiad? Something just doesn’t add up there.
Yea, I think the leaves were photoshopped off of the trees.
Wait, why is the “4″ in “4 Seasons” the symbol for Jupiter? I call photoshop too.
Magots! OM NOM NOM!!!
Magot (pronounced mă-gō) may refer to:
* The Barbary Ape
mă-gō may refer to:
* a Kidder
:O I totally used to live near there.
Fail by association?
actually fail at remembering previous living locations, I guess there are multiple 4 Seasons restaurants. heh.
Yet another British TV import: this is actually a screenshot from the new US reality tv show “How Not to be Seen”…
thepowerofblue – Brings truth at the right moment.
Starring Mr Nesbit?
Jimmy? He’s a fine fox if I do say so myself. I actually served him in work a while ago
Ooooo what is your job? He is a fine actor.
Ha i know exactlly where this is: Monteagle, Tn! I ate there once when it was open.
Old sign…it’s actually closed for forever now.
Not that anyone is going to miss it.
There are places I’ll remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
… when you could see their butt.
—–
pace John!
This restaurant is near where I go to college. It’s actually closed for good now, but when it was running it would only be open from Memorial Day to Labor Day–in other words, only one season a year.
This K moment brought to you by the letter J.
photoshop da lighting is off
Would anyone care to put forward an idea as to what a “Weekend Family” might be?
Houseofworshipgoers.
Monteagle, TN! I knew it would only be a matter of time before that sign showed up somewhere like this.
ok…. 4 seasons restaurant…
salt, pepper, vinegar, mustard???
LOL I heard that the 4 Seasons was shutting down…kinda odd seeing something THAT familiar on here
no photoshopping here, it’s a locally-owned restaurant that serves wonderful home cooking and they never let your glass of really sweet tea be any less than half full. I think maybe the name is kind of a play on words…maybe a bit of irony? they are only opened spring and summer.
i live near here and the restaurant was originally open all 4 seasons… but as the owner’s children got older (and the owner too, duh) he wanted out of the business and gradually reduced the time it was open until recently, he closed it for good.
and the little brown sign is the “Monteagle Mountain Chamber of Commerce” member sign
It is very real and it is in Sewanee Tennessee. Good food actually.
Honestly, it is impossible to NOT find a Sewanee connection ANYWHERE in the world!
My dad was provost there from 1973-77, and I’m a 1978 [gulp] graduate of The Academy [as was ... like the 4 Seasons, it exists only in the minds and hearts of its former admirers].
Danny, we’ll miss you!
we live near monteagle-my mom used to live there and my grandma lives there…where this sighn is from
Frankie Valli didnt eat here.
Amazing food there! I live like 5 mins away. It is NOT in Monteagle TN. It is in Sewanee, TN. My of my good friends father ownes it! I cant believe it is on Fail Blog! The food is amazing.
I suggest every last one of you goes out and gets laid
Fail again, til is spelt wrong
whats the fail? except for til
4 seasons, no waiting.