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Archie’s a comic
I’m an ordinally guy
fuzzy concept
… beating down the house.
FIRST!
Congratulations! Good Job!
The sarcasmometer needle is pointing to level 1.
I thought he/she was just happy for me.
*beats off*
Hey! There is a line, don’t cross it!
Just Beat iT
BEAT IT
BEATT IT
JUST BEAT ITT
Beating it?
::masturbates::
duhhh
doodle butt
dead beat
DrDr, you have just redeemed yourself by critisizing sausage.
I was valid until 2010 anyway.
I don’t get it
no you’re actually not….
NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHO’S FIRST COMMENTER!
anal [rupture]
September 11th = sad
*mourns*
anal [Pick Lock]
anal [Hearthstone]
anal [Cooking]
anal [Summon Voidwalker]
anal [what the fuck?]
anal [purge]
ANAL[FISHING]
lana [scanned my mirror]
lana [that's my little cousins' name]
wool [dictionary]
Your little cousin must be laughed at a lot.
anal [Fart Flavored Doritos of Stamina]
stfu [SHUT THE FUCK UP]
anal [vomit]
anal [samurai]
post [failing]
anal [dirty sanchez] ↑
anal [Toughness]
actually, my character has the miningToughness and the tank toughness buffs… does that make me coool?for plaing too much wooooowwwwW?
anal [Frowny Face]
Yeah?
You beat off ordinary guys?
No, no, privy, you’ve got me all wrong. “Ordinal” is just a pun on the comment position in the numeric series of those for this fail. I don’t beat off ordinary guys — I just beat the shit out of extraordinary idiots.
So you’ll want to keep watching your parts, stay in your outhouse, and stop trying to be a dick, as you’re obviously just an asshole.
That was violent diarrhoea of the mouth.
Explosive, even.
ITS ALL OVER THE WALLS!
Really? I thought it was brown paint.
Brown, bumpy, and undeniably repulsive paint??
but…but…but…
I thought it was chocolate! T_T
Never knew Snagglepuss was into scat.
^__^ made me smile
your bottom thinks its smarter than my bottom
Even his ass could tell the difference between “its” and “it’s”.
His donkey?
Ok, you’re really hot when you’re angry.
If you’re that mad at private parts, show them and beat ‘em off.
Why does everyone nest weirdly with me? I’m not mad at anyone, just observing.
Ordinally, I personally try to do my charming with my wit first.
But for you, my Tailor Durden, I’d fight to the, ah, finish-her-off with my wet fist.
*buys yellow rubber gloves*
I thought Durden made soap, not suits.
different Durden, same attention to detail
your barf smells like doodoo.
anal [Hearthstone]
^ another assface with nothing but childish shit to say,
and an unfunny waste of space.
Who hid fuzz’s happy pills? Come on, own up.
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
I’d say I was sorry nothing closely resembling any type of sexual contact will ever happen to you, but I don’t want you breeding, so it’s best you stay lonely and masturbate. I’m happy you looked up felching and learned something new today.
Oh come on, it sounds hot…
…not.
Hey 00Fail… You should loose your license to post!
he should loose his license to post?
i think you mean lose.
Indeed he should, it’s far too tight!
tfmi…or is it tmfi?
Tyler*
I liked the metaphor though.
Archie calls that “trouble”?
HEY MY NAME IS ARCHIE DON’T CALL ME A COMIC
AHA! MY VENERABLE ARCHIE ENEMY APPEARS
heh, masturbation joke
you’re a masturbation joke
Your Face is a masturbation joke
*masturbates*
*facials*
*jokes*
*fap fap*
I’d ditch the ginger and get with the two with black eyes. Mm.
*blacks eye*
Now come on baby and take your hand
Come on baby, I’ll be your man
Then take me baby, love me baby, need me baby
Ohhhh…. RESCUE ME!!
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
You apparently do nothing more than spam this crap …
Apparently this is the only information that “funny face” can fit in his pea sized brain, other than knowing how to masturbate frequently. Too bad (but not really) he can only experience one of them. -Hints at later of the two.-
Shut up.
my friend showed me a video on xtube about that… ran 1000miles and never called him again
Today was a nice day, wasn’t it, love? Too bad about Cloverfield.
Yeah, the kind of day that helps highlight what is fun and pretty, blue-sky open and clear — through a contrast with what is droll and trollish, dark and dumb. Reminds me a bit of some approaches to art, as with Japanese ceramics, where what flaws are present receive an embrace to the end of placing in greater relief the beauty in our hands.
True, it’s the process that’s important and indelible, not the end result.
Wait, if the water’s only ankle deep for Archie, why are the other three guys in up to their waists?
It’s artwork fail. They’re allegedly deeper in the water, whilst all five are pretty much exactly parallel to the shoreline.
This just in –
really?
Breaking news –
apparently.
We interrupt this program to bring you – NO WAI!
no wai?
*masturbates*
Notice how only the fat kid on the right is wearing a shirt?
Lol. Lol lol lol. Lol X infinity.
There’s been a startling development – YA WAI!
Ever heard of a gutter?
Is your head in it?
No, but his mind is
Disassociated body parts FTW.
Not a him, but yes, my mind is often in the gutter. The gutter to which I refered is a different matter however.
They have something to hide.
(And each still has a hand under the, ah, water table.)
He could be walking on a submerged sandbar.
Or the rotting, broken corpses of his other victims.
Magic.
Being there.
Jerzy Kosiński win!
He cut off their legs.
And attached them to his own.
Duh.
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio. ,
eww?
Like Archie wouldn’t have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario?
I didn’t know Archie’s first name was Like.
Pwned.
“pwned” only if my grammar wasn’t correct, which it is.
I could have just as easily typed: “As If Archie…”
Using the word “like” at the beginning makes that a QUESTION.
It would have been wrong if I said “Like, Archie would have gotten his ass
kicked in that scenario,” but since I’m not a ‘Valley Girl,’ I decided the best course of action was to correctly structure my sentence.
Your pwn can kiss my ass.
Like the word ‘like’ at the start of a sentence makes it a question.
I like what you did there.
Is that back to Funny Face’s ‘topic of the day’?
u made a grammar error in ur 1st sentence man, it should say “which it was”
(past tense) as for me im fighting the nazis, 4 teh allys
Actually, you can go right ahead and bend over, pwn, because royallyfuked gets to kiss your ass.
You did not ask a question, you merely made a sarcastic statement. The word “like” can be used to show one thing is similar to another, to express affection or appreciation for something, or as a colloquial term for “said,” or any synonym thereof, but “like” most certainly cannot be used to ask a question.
(Insert generic final insult which serves no purpose but to furthur aggrivate the subject of the rant.)
I’m cracking up over here. I love it when people get all high and mighty about grammar when their grammar is incorrect. ‘Like’ should not be used at the start of a sentence without a qualifier. Pwn stands
It’s like you need to go back to school, or quit being a jerk. Then again, that goes for most of the posts here *exits stage right*
Wow, let’s review the anatomy of your sentence, RFed. Starting with the base.
They kicked Archie’s ass. -> Base subject, verb and direct object.
You change the subject to the situation you just read, with the pronoun removed the sentence becomes:
That scenario kicked Archie’s ass.
Now you convert the above into a question by changing the verb to “would have” and moving the “kicked” to secondary.
Would Archie have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario?
The above and
Wouldn’t Archie have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario?
are equivalent sentences (they both mean the same thing). However, you use the second because you intend to imply the opposite meaning. You imply the meaning by once again changing it from a question to a statement:
Archie wouldn’t have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario.
Then, you change the grammar incorrectly with a question mark, However, this indicates that your statement is sarcastic, implying your actual meaning.
Archie wouldn’t have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario?
You ask a statement, which implies your meaning. The word “Like” is superfluous and used to set the tone of condescension. As such, you can change it with other such words or phrases.
Like Archie wouldn’t have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario?
is therefore equivalent with:
Like, Archie wouldn’t have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario?
As if Archie wouldn’t have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario?
Archie wouldn’t have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario?
Archie would have gotten his ass kicked in that scenario.
The comma is only there to exemplify how unnecessary the word “Like” is. Pronunciation is what would make it have a “Valley Girl” feel. Without the comma “Like” is slightly ambiguous, and that is why BF4518 was teasing you.
He teased you about being ambiguous, I’m giving it to you for believing the word “Like” is a question verb.
Pwned.
No need to throw a tantrum, Mr. Fuked!
He should have been Luke but they made a typo on his birth certificate and his parents just decided to go with it.
Like Orpah Winfrey.
Luke Orpah Winfrey?
Veronica will not be amused by this.
What goes on in that place in the dark?
Well I used to know a girl and I could have sworn
that her name was Veronica.
As I walk through
This wicked world
Searchin’ for light in the darkness of insanity.
I ask myself
Is all hope lost?
Is there only pain and hatred, and misery?
Have you been there?
Nobody can really be this retarded.
No, hunny.
*sends the admirable Admiral some peace, love, and understanding*
Maybe she won’t find out? Is she allowed in “Betty and Me”?
Betty and Veronica have a love-hate thing going.
Hee! I’m looking at some other “Betty and Me” covers and Veronica’s threatening Betty with a bowling pin, saying “I’m going to teach Archie how to release Betty!!”
good kitsch, dilly –
http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/betty-and-me
fake
gangbang fail
^non sequitur WIN!^
I feel ever so stupid. I totally don’t get this fail. Maybe it’s something in the English language I don’t understand, I don’t know.
“Beat off” means to masturbate. The way it is worded it sounds like he gave 3 guys hand jobs.
Ok thanks, I didn’t know this. Now I feel a lot less ignorant. And ever so glad that it was the language I was having trouble with. Because that’s ok. Don’t feel so stupid now.
Do you feel more stupid because of your sentence structure instead?
That wasn’t very nice, DrDr.
It was a fair. Question.
A question, yes. Fair, no. I made clear that I wasn’t brought up in the English language. So I apologize for my sentence structure, but not to you, obviously.
Hehe! Always nice to get a reaction. Considering that you are on the path of English language enlightenment, you probably should have said “I made clear that I wasn’t brought up with the English language.” instead of “I made clear that I wasn’t brought up in the English language.”
Perhaps you’ll understand this word in English: douchebag.
Don’t insult his intelligence.
I do believe that was aimed at you, and rightfully so.
Mashirafen is correct on both accounts.
I was assuming that someone as clever as you, DrDr, would know that douchebag has multiple meanings, and whilst still relying on your smartness, you would of course be able to realise that I am attempting to be offensive.
Now I’m sure you’re a very nice chap but please cut the uncalled for insulting of people.
Not even funny, you are a dick.
Yeah: “Me stupid foreigner, you Jane.”
Troll. Constructive criticism vs. insult FAIL.
Yo, Bo, nice a multi-lingual burn. But pay no mind to DrDr; he’s an untalented intolerant, knowing only how to fail mono-lingually.
I do my best to help people, and this is the thanks I get!
Harrumph!
It depends what your definition of “help” is; if it’s the equivalent to shoving a firework up someone’s rear and setting it alight after they offer you some cake then, yes, you were helping.
I do my best.
Get a life.
…I think I’d take Death in this instance, over the Cake.
I like cakes.
*passes on the anal firework*
Hey my comment nested! WUHA!
The Hippocratic Oath says nothing about being thanked.
You don’t have to be a Doctor, to be a Doctor you know!
DrDr, I don’t need your help, thank you.
I think you might have to get some help, though. You have some serious issues, my friend.
In my country, we call this thing you do: A N T F U C K I N G
In my country, we call that swearing.
I love it.
Better than “pissant grammar nazi”.
(referring to Bo’s “ant f*cking” phrase)
In your country, you call everything swearing. In my country, we can say whatever we like on tv, including A N T F U C K I N G.
Picking on tiny things in a discussion where it’s really not much to the point: Just like f*cking ants (or perhaps aunts in your case)
In your country, you call everything swearing. In my country, we can say whatever we like on tv.
Is it really THAT nice to get a reaction?
And, is it really THAT nice to react yourself?
Penis. DrDr is one. 3 boys. He beats them off.
How many languages are you fluent in dipstick?
I think he’s monolingual, pretty sure “dipstick” is the only one.
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio. .
With so much unkind intent and so many unsightly comments on this page, I’ll just say I’m sure dilettante is fluent in pretty and coyote is a good sport with the language of witty.
Another good sport is cross country skiing.
I’m bilingual, that’s without German. I don’t speak that quite well enough, but I can understand a lot of it.
I’m bisexual too, but that’s an entirely different discussion.
LOL
I’m bilingual. That doesn’t include my German, which is fairly good, and I can understand a lot of it. I apologize again for my grammar, in case nobody in particular feels attracted to ants once again.
Bo, we like you, the “fluent in dipstick” was for the troll. Your grammar in your non-native tongue is miles above the people who only know how to copypaste from the urban dictionary, and you should always ask if the fail is linguistically subtle for you. Ignore the trollies. I need to follow that advice, too.
My apologies. I was not addressing you. Any one who can, even slightly speak two languages can speak one more than I. My hat is off to anyone who tries to take on English. Many of those born to it are hopeless. My last linguistic failure was Danish.
ANYONE and add comma.
I think it is the “beat off” part.
Next time you might want to try the quite useful http://www.urbandictionary.com/
I could create an entire blog around all the “accidental” innuendo in those books. It’s a long standing tradition.
Someone already did. It’s called “Superdickery.” Just google the phrase “Superman is a dick” and, when you get to the Superdickery site, just go to the “Seduction of the Innocent” link. That’ll take you to a whole slew of comic graphics laden with sexual innuendos.
Superdickery is hilarious. Not to mention conclusive proof that Batman is a confirmed bachelor!
As if anyone is surprised, honestly. He spends his nights running around with an underage boy in tights.
I didn’t get the Archie comic title where where Archie says “I bet this frisbee FLIPS OUT Veronica on her birthday” and Betty says +”It sure will, Archie! She’s expecting a PEARL NECKLACE”.
Now. English is my first language, but I just don’t get it. Is this some sortof US-only slang, or is my mind just not filthy enough? I;’m expecting answer number one, because I always thought my mind was plenty filthy.
I like the next one, though. “Giant Size Man Thing.” Whee. Gotta get me one of those ..
(yesimachick, before anyone starts in with “fag” comments . though at my age, I’m probably more of a “broad” now ..)
Man, I was getting geared up to make a superdickery.com fail comment but I see I’ve been beaten to the punch.
Roflmao.
masturbating other guys? shouldn’t this be a win?
that’s what your daddy told you? OOPS!
Seems you’ve masturbated plenty of other
guys, with all that hair all over your hands.
Well, he must be damn good…the other guys are seeing stars!
I don’t know about that. The guy on the left looks like he might still be tugging on the guy in the center. To quote Sammy Hagar, Archie didn’t “finish what he started”.
http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50&limitstart=9
I just accidentally three whole guys, what should I do?
I dunno, cos you neglected to say exactly WHAT you did to the other guys.
FAIL
He was referencing a former post.
Hint: http://failblog.org/2008/10/10/mens-room-fail/ or if links do not work: ‘Men’s Room Fail’.
Dabamash looking like a dumbmash on this one.
I think you all failed to see what I was talking about.
I accidenty just the whole thing you were talking about, actually.
Me too, oops.
Is this bad? I just accidenty DrDr.
You need to get that checked out, stat.
I am pretty sure you will need t be quarantined.
Let’s all point at him.
*points*
What a weird sexual position.
Also, Betty and Me? Betty and I. Darn-tootin’ kids.
Betty and I beat off three guys. That OK?
Wow. So, you’re Archie?
No just arch i.e naughtily or annoyingly playful
I is woe.
I is singular.
Actually, it’s Betty and Me. The way to tell the difference is to take the other person out of the sentence, for example: Betty and I. Take out the “Betty and” and it just becomes “I”
Heh heh, I am enjoying myself.
http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50&limitstart=20
We heard you the F*cking first time.
Hi. I’m italian.
I always read this blog. But i don’t understand the meaning and the fail of this picture. Can someone explain me? Thank you.
‘Beat off’ is a term for masturbation, so it’s implying he gave the guys handjobs.
Hi, this page is full of comments which would explain your question. It is probably best to read before posting. Kthnxbye.
gtfth
meanie weanie
Quit being such a dick, DrDr.
Also…
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lana [meat coming up]
(Seduction of the Innocent, page 34)
“Beat off” vuol’dire due cose. Ecco dovrebbe significare “combattere” gli altri ragazzi, per l’occasione d’essere con la ragazza al solito. Pero, “beat off” anche puo dire lui li ha masturbati.
(E mi scusa il mio italiano, e tanto tempo che no l’ho parlato.)
what language is that
That would be Italian, because he just fucking said he was from Italy, genius!
Italian.
What is the world like for you?
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio. .
For me, the world is simply amaizing.
Or, as your people call it, corny.
Italiano .. or as you say in English, Italian.
It looks like one of the guys he beat off was Reggie! That’s Veronica’s job!
How does he give two of them black eyes with handjobs?
Eyeshots.
Bukkake – it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
said the one-eyed wanker
In the country of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
He is thorough.
He’s doing it right.
beat off WIN!
^ dork comic FAIL!
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.,
ok, thank you. And next time, i promise, i will read all the comments.
ciao
I don’t get it. Is there some double meaning I’m not aware of?
ciao
ew.
DO A BARELROL>.
Bra Ear Old Lo
A Drear Lob Lo
A Drab Lore Lo
La Oral Bored.
Definition: La Oral Bored – v. When one’s sexual partner tires of performing oral due to lack of interest or excitement.
I only had to beat off 2 other guys. Lucky man right there.
Fruitcake FTW?
Which brings up the obvious question:
would you give 3 guys a hand job if that meant you get to have sex with a women?
(question aimed at the hetrosexual male… but I guess it could be ask to others…)
Heh, I was gonna say… he’ll do anything for boobies.
I don’t think most guys would… unless they knew for sure nobody would ever find out!
Again, where does one find a women? It seems to happen only on failblog.
Women are only to be found on Failblog? *snaps fingers* That explains it.
I seem to only find “a women” and “a gentlemen” on failblog…;)
oh no it happens all over the internets …anywhere folks gather to comment
I’m sorry dilettante, but I don’t think there are any “gentlemen” on failblog.
Sure there are, I could name four or five right now.
Win!
Looks like he beat those boys off
pretty damn good, if you ask me.
I don’t get the fail…
me either!! i dont honestly understand it
I’m pretty sure that was the joke in the comic.
Not a fail.
Who knows.
It may have been to the writers, who probably knew EXACTLY how they were wording this, but c’mon, Archie comics tend to be aimed at pre-teen and early teen girls. I think I got bored of them by the time I was 15. I know most kids are pretty precocious nowadays, but I doubt that was supposed to be the _intended_ meaning for the target audience. Hence, the fail.
Whew that’s tiring.
In soviet russia, three other guys beat off YOU!
Dang… trolls took over this fail.
Aye, I’m writing this one off for now.
Comment values crashed after the first half hour. Perhaps a troll infestation could have been predicted for a fail about masturbation that features a comic book for pre-adolescents.
What is the collective term for trolls, anyway?
There’s a horde of gnats, a drift of swine, a colony of rats, a plague of vermin, and a culture of bacteria ….
Is it an excretion of trolls? An emesis of trolls? Or maybe something related to a circle of jerk? …
An irritation of trolls?
A rot of trolls?
A rash of trolls?
A hemorrhoid of trolls?
A fail of trolls.
Well, I spent an enjoyable 45 minutes following various ideas, mostly devoted Peer Gynt and Three Billy Goats Gruff. I thank you for the question. None of that time proved productive to the quest, however. I submit, a clusterf*ck of trolls.
Clusterf*ck to the troll-poorhouse?
Let’s hope it’s not a daily show.
The Dilly Show is a real winner.
Everyone loves a good sock puppet!
Are you aware that my avatar is a sock puppet?
I was not, your avatar is quite wee. But I stand by my statement.
Hm, does this sound mean? Sorry, coyote. I meant, sock puppets rock, and i like your avatar.
It’s Basil Brush; who is a fox, not a coyote. However I like it.
“Boom! Boom!”
By the way if a lady tells a man that he has a wee avatar he is likely to get an inferiority complex. Not me, of course.
Oops! No, your avatar is so large I couldn’t comprehend it, and my brain put it into a little box.
?
That statement is so fraught with Freudian this and thats (“avatar so large” “small box”) that I am at a loss as what to comment on. I shall maintain a dignified silence.
I was going to offer: an unkindness of trolls.
But I like yours better.
I like where you are going better, as we don’t want to give too much weight to the expression. Perhaps a trouble of trolls, as they tend to multiply like tribbles.
I’m liking the tenor of this as well. Another candidate might be a bother of trolls, as they tend to be childish and full of poo.
Mayhap a plague of trolls, since it looks a lot like trollism is catching?
I still like my hemorrhoid of trolls since they are a pain in the donkey.
A frenzy of trolls.
Your much to kind.
*inserts the missing ‘o’ ^*
*smiles*
lol.
Hehe!
This one could have been a lot of fun, but it was wrecked at every turn. I’m feeling a bit hopeless today.
Has the light at the end of the tunnel has gone out for you?
I love how everyone tries so hard to get on burn of the week. Does anybody else notice this?
Are you without feathers today?
I am. I need a pick-me-up.
Have you tried an elevator?
I’ve gotten a felching troll on every post I’ve made. I’d need a Wonka glass elevator to get me out of this.
Oompa Loompas:
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
We were mentioned in a poem together so this is a good day.
We were? Where?
On this fail as follows:
fuzz on the concept
October 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
With so much unkind intent and so many unsightly comments on this page, I’ll just say I’m sure dilettante is fluent in pretty and coyote is a good sport with the language of witty.
Errr surely this has been posted before?
No, but it surely is PFOTOSHOPPPPPPPED!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111+onehundredeleven+mydickinyourmouth
Only two fails again. Are we being rationed? I hand out a ration, not get rationed.
stealing from superdickery – the real fail
Does “Beat” mean “wank” in your country?
That fail is obviously photoshopped. There is no way Archie could only be knee deep in water while everyone else is up to their waist in it.
Obvious character difamation to imply that Archie would commit homosexual acts!
You, sir, are an idiot.
Obviously those guys are in the background, and Archie is walking away from them. He might be knee-deep in the water because he is nearing the shore, while those guys are still in the deep part of the water.
or alternatively, Archie WIN
I knew Dan DeCarlo. I strongly suspect he did that very deliberately!
I don’t get the fail, because I’m german???
i don’t get it… :S
I didn’t knoe Archie was half gay
Sexual inurendo win!
I used to own that exact comic book years ago, but threw it out about 20 years ago. It was probably valuable.
The author clearly had a great deal of attention to detail when it came to Betty.
I collect Archie comics lol.. I never really noticed that
There is an issue of Hack/Slash from about six months ago that made fun of this cover. It went “Have and trouble rescuing me?” “Sure did, I had to beat off a Priest!”
Shouldn’t it be Betty and I?
A response for all of the above, Whatever happened to the coarse English word “wank”? Pardon my language but why the USA slang?
Yea…I don’t get this one…
I’m sure that must have been “fun” for archie…
It really wasn’t a fail until it appeared on Failblog. THEN it became a fail, because in regular life, people aren’t looking for the sexual meaning of a truly innocent phrase.
On Failblog, well. . . .
“in regular life…” Well, when you’re a teenager, finding the sexual innuendo in EVERYTHING is part of regular life, and that “innocent phrase” hasn’t been innocent in this country in about 20 years.
Anyway, I am going to have to track this issue down and buy it when my dealer comes into town. The double entendre alone is enough to make it valuable to my collection.