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Archie’s a comic
I’m an ordinally guy
fuzzy concept
… beating down the house.
FIRST!
Congratulations! Good Job!
The sarcasmometer needle is pointing to level 1.
I thought he/she was just happy for me.
*beats off*
Hey! There is a line, don’t cross it!
Just Beat iT
BEAT IT
BEATT IT
JUST BEAT ITT
Beating it?
::masturbates::
duhhh
DrDr, you have just redeemed yourself by critisizing sausage.
I was valid until 2010 anyway.
no you’re actually not….
anal [rupture]
September 11th = sad
*mourns*
anal [Pick Lock]
anal [Hearthstone]
anal [Cooking]
anal [Summon Voidwalker]
anal [what the fuck?]
anal [purge]
ANAL[FISHING]
lana [scanned my mirror]
lana [that's my little cousins' name]
anal [Fart Flavored Doritos of Stamina]
stfu [SHUT THE FUCK UP]
anal [vomit]
anal [samurai]
post [failing]
anal [Frowny Face]
Yeah?
You beat off ordinary guys?
No, no, privy, you’ve got me all wrong. “Ordinal” is just a pun on the comment position in the numeric series of those for this fail. I don’t beat off ordinary guys — I just beat the shit out of extraordinary idiots.
So you’ll want to keep watching your parts, stay in your outhouse, and stop trying to be a dick, as you’re obviously just an asshole.
That was violent diarrhoea of the mouth.
Explosive, even.
ITS ALL OVER THE WALLS!
Really? I thought it was brown paint.
^__^ made me smile
your bottom thinks its smarter than my bottom
Even his ass could tell the difference between “its” and “it’s”.
His donkey?
Ok, you’re really hot when you’re angry.
If you’re that mad at private parts, show them and beat ‘em off.
Why does everyone nest weirdly with me? I’m not mad at anyone, just observing.
Ordinally, I personally try to do my charming with my wit first.
But for you, my Tailor Durden, I’d fight to the, ah, finish-her-off with my wet fist.
*buys yellow rubber gloves*
I thought Durden made soap, not suits.
different Durden, same attention to detail
your barf smells like doodoo.
anal [Hearthstone]
^ another assface with nothing but childish shit to say,
and an unfunny waste of space.
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
I’d say I was sorry nothing closely resembling any type of sexual contact will ever happen to you, but I don’t want you breeding, so it’s best you stay lonely and masturbate. I’m happy you looked up felching and learned something new today.
Hey 00Fail… You should loose your license to post!
tfmi…or is it tmfi?
Archie calls that “trouble”?
heh, masturbation joke
you’re a masturbation joke
Your Face is a masturbation joke
*masturbates*
*facials*
I’d ditch the ginger and get with the two with black eyes. Mm.
*blacks eye*
Now come on baby and take your hand
Come on baby, I’ll be your man
Then take me baby, love me baby, need me baby
Ohhhh…. RESCUE ME!!
Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the vagina or anus of a partner. The acts of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as “snowballing”; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.