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Grammar Nazis, to the rescue!
…this is toilet humour.
Potty mouth!
Grammar nazis piss me off.
As long as they don’t piss on you.
*pisses*
Oops, oh sorry, jack, totally didn’t see you there.
*innocently looks away*
*continues pissing on jack*
You know, according to some rumors, there’s a famous Hollywood actor who can only be aroused by being pissed on by a woman. Not that this means squat.
I am Jack’s overwhelming disgust.
I’ll withdraw my comment then.
“The disgusting thing pulled out!”
Might want to use some water there, sport.
Fight Club win.
actually, it’s toilet ‘humor’ as far as I’m concerned.
are you an american?
Are you a merkin?
OH my god. I was ordering wigs for a show for work today, and they had merkins in the catalog! They only come in black and they’re $35. Synthetic hair, too.
As opposed to… real pubes? *shudders*
no, I just speak American English.
Lazy
LOL!
I hate that you think Americans are lazy. It’s not like we can’t even finish what we’re
I dunno, ritalin helps with that for me someti
.
wanna go ride bikes?
LOL must have been a white guy who came after the azn guy for this. Typical racism against azns and their bad grammar
Ahhh, you engrish funny!
Ahhh, engrish you funny
You funny Engrish…. AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
In soviet russia…
I just accidentally a conclusion. What should I do?
THE WHOLE URINAL CAKE!
He wanted to have his urinal cake and it too.
Roffle
Oooh! I got a roffle!
*raises arms in victory*
*falls off bike*
I just accidentally over POB with my truck.
*waffles*
You, you pay.
* *
Oh, I thought this was Mad Libs.
I just accidentally a whole coca cola bottle what do i do?
SIEG HEIL!!!
spelling fail too.
What? No, rly?
I really hope the action verb that is missing is not “ATE.”
And no, that urinal cake was not fucking delicious.
It is a mind trick. The question is intended to make you fill in the verb and make you blurt out your dirty secret subconscious thoughts.
Oh, then it definitely is “ate”.
mine was “rectally inserted.”
FAIL for me.
…rectally inserted…
definite Fail…
The WHOLE urinal cake?
Wow, your capacity is….. disturbing.
It disturbs me that they’re even called cakes.
but they’re oh so tasty
My thoughts exactly o_o
it was for me…
all verbs are action verbs
BE!
except for sleep… that’s a sleeping verb…
Ummm, urinal cake….
Want some?
yes plaes, anutter on wold beee deligtfol
(sound it out people)
Are you not familiar with lolspeak?
OH! I GET IT! I JUST HAVE TO SOUND IT OUT! WOULD HAVE HELPED IF SOMEONE WOULD HAVE LEFT A TIP SAYING THAT I SHOULD DO THAT.
Hey, there’s a little button just to the left of your A key. Please press it one time. It should say something like “caps lock”. And whatever you do, please don’t stretch your penis between it and the Z. That would just be horrendous.
i’d say….win.
Well, it would depend on which keyboard layout.
Awesomeness!
I think it’s a “Fill in the blank”
I accidentally: Ate, made, washed with, sniffed, injected….
made love to…
me too…
*headbutted
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