OH my god. I was ordering wigs for a show for work today, and they had merkins in the catalog! They only come in black and they’re $35. Synthetic hair, too.
But at the same time what can we do to help when we don’t actually KNOW what he did to the urinal cake! Did he eat it, pee on it, break it? We need to know these things!
Hey, there’s a little button just to the left of your A key. Please press it one time. It should say something like “caps lock”. And whatever you do, please don’t stretch your penis between it and the Z. That would just be horrendous.
Yeah, it did that to me quite a bit when I was new here. Now when it eats one of my comments I just think “Oh well, I guess that comment’s never seeing the light of day.”
In some European countries, they leave small pastries in the restroom so one can snack while using the toilet. Although they aren’t actually true ‘cakes’ (they are more like a strudel), they are quite good. You should try one.
Quite often, a line from an Incubus song will ignite a spark of creativity in my mind. Sometimes when I’ve got writer’s block I’ll put on some Incubus and just let my mind go where ever the music takes me. It doesn’t always result in a usuable idea, but an hour spent listening to Incubus is still time well spent regardless.
Who has problems with Incubus?
.
My daughter and I went to a record store together a few years back and when we met at the cashier we both had a copy of “A Cow Left of the”
Incubus are a type of demon in folklore and mythology. They are the male counterparts to the female demons known as succumbi. Whereas succumbi are lustfully beautiful, and seduce their victims to leech energy from them, incubi are typically ugly, have giant man-parts, and leech their victims energy by raping them.
I don’t know why I know all this. o_O I’m fascinated by all world myths and legends, though. Especially stuff like Jumping Jack and the Jersey Devil.
this isn’t a fail it refers to a blog post called “I accidentally the whole fleshlight” where some kid was repeated pissing off the fleshlight support chat room
I’d have to set up hidden cameras somehow. I’m not invited to his house. He and, we……. don’t get along so well. But I think I would pay to set that up somehow.
He has experience raping and is unwilling to learn and we are all in Jeopardy.
(Be sure to tune in to Application Fail, next, where US financial institutions will be asking, “I can haz bailouts for $700 billion dollars, Alex?”)
Obi-Wan: These aren’t the urinal cakes you’re looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren’t the urinal cakes we’re looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: I just accidentally a hot alien babe.
At a club in Center Ciy, the bathroom stalls are stenciled “ONLY ONE PERSON STAL AT TIEM” and someone took a red sharpie, circled them all, and wrote “See Me”. It may or may not have been me.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
(I’m betting that Raelalt, at least, is seeing red.)
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To all you grammar Nazis — I bestow upon you the origin of said picture. The “I accidentally a whole…” is an internet meme known on the notorious failure of a website, /b/ the random board on 4chan. It’s not really a fail if the person meant to write it.
Some verbs cannot be used in the progressive tenses. They are called non-action verbs. Non-action verbs indicate state, sense, desire, possession, or opinion.
Some examples would be: believe, own, want, like.
You guys are stupid. This is NOT a fail… in fact it’s nowhere near it. It’s called a meme. Go look it up in Websters or Wikipedia. This particular meme comes from a site/community I’d rather not mention. If you’re confused, this phrase came about the same way things like “pwn” did. Someone was stupid, and typed pwn instead of own. This phrase was because someone did forget the verb and it stuck as being funny. Whoever wrote this on the wall is not a failure… he was writing what he thought was a popular meme. He’s still an idiot for writing on a stall wall anyways.
I think that you are missing the point. It’s a joke from 4chan about a guy who said that he accidentally a coca-cola bottle in chat, and the other guy was like, “accidentally what?” It gets pretty funny.
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I’m pretty sure this is an internet meme. There is a series of posted IM conversations between some bored guy messaging the fleshlight customer service representatives. It’s something like:
Fleshlight Customer Service: Hi this is Ryan, how can I help you?
Guest: Hi, I just accidentally the whole fleshlight. Is this bad?
Fleshlight Customer Service: Thanks for the free advertising.
you do realise that this is a joke at the, “I just accidentally a coca cola bottle”. If you’re making fun of this, well it’s your fail. A bloke was taking to another bloke on IRC and it was blocking out swearwords so it was coming through as “I just accidentally a coca cola bottle” and this bloke was obviously making fun of that, google it.
Me thinks this dost show that the common public hath become uneducated in the methods society requireth for proper grammar usage in these modern times.
pretty much epic fail on your part he MEANT to do that. all of you are retarded =.= its a joke… i accidently the whole coke bottle… is this a bad thing/i accidently my whole fleshlight… is this a bad thing.
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Grammar Nazis, to the rescue!
…this is toilet humour.
Potty mouth!
Grammar nazis piss me off.
As long as they don’t piss on you.
*pisses*
Oops, oh sorry, jack, totally didn’t see you there.
*innocently looks away*
*continues pissing on jack*
You know, according to some rumors, there’s a famous Hollywood actor who can only be aroused by being pissed on by a woman. Not that this means squat.
I am Jack’s overwhelming disgust.
I’ll withdraw my comment then.
“The disgusting thing pulled out!”
Might want to use some water there, sport.
eeew!
Here you can wash out that bad taste with this mellow yellow.
Fight Club win.
I am Jack’s raging bowels
I am Joe’s cultural reference
(Books FTW)
I think it does mean squat. Not for me, but for some others…
“Not that this means squat”
If you think about it, it probably *does*
well a woman doesnt necessarily HAVE to squat…
That was a terrible pun!
Loz is the ringleader of the pissing grammar nazis.
(That was for you, Coyote!)
Who leaked that secret?
always better to be pissed off than pissed on…
EPIC Men in Tights reference WIN.
actually, it’s toilet ‘humor’ as far as I’m concerned.
are you an american?
Are you a merkin?
OH my god. I was ordering wigs for a show for work today, and they had merkins in the catalog! They only come in black and they’re $35. Synthetic hair, too.
As opposed to… real pubes? *shudders*
Hmmm… I wonder if ‘real hair’ merkins are made of human hair or horse hair…. or horse pubes… *shudder*
Actually, a lot of weaves are made of yak hair, seriously.
… or re-publicans …
*shudders & turns a whiter shade of palin*
(somebody’s YAKin’ got in the way of my moosin’ around in ‘public)
And now, the GNUS.
My fellow ‘merkins,
OX not what you’re country can do for you,
but what hair plugs can do for Joe BISON.
MMmm baby. Your talk just ungulates and flows.
Procol Harum Scarum
Whats your job?
no, I just speak American English.
Lazy
LOL!
I hate that you think Americans are lazy. It’s not like we can’t even finish what we’re
I dunno, ritalin helps with that for me someti
.
wanna go ride bikes?
i like adderall more…i can pay attention a little long….
ooooh, butterfly!
This is an injustace, I will prove that Americans are not lazy by finishing two senta
American are not lazy! (I’ll take a short nap now, and maybe finish thispost later)
`
Ahh! shallow accent grave!
Are you making of my accent?
I’m making what of your accent?
Yes , you.
What am I making? Is it accentuated?
Things Americans can’t finish:
sentences
wars in the Middle East
…damn, that’s all I got.:( Feel free to add more.
This is just like that Candlejack thin
Nuh, I just wanna watch TV. Ooh, look, the too-er day France is on!
Best. Response. EVER.
Calm down, Comic Book Gu
I speek te lolz
Learn are language!
Get a brain Morans!
(I will laugh at anyone who corrects me)
Okay. You used the wrong “our”, and there’s no ‘a’ in “morons”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Personally, I think of it as either “potty humor” or “Comode Humor”
Actually, this was at my school, in the boys bathroom, building three.
Needless to say, we’re a gifted school.
LOL must have been a white guy who came after the azn guy for this. Typical racism against azns and their bad grammar
Ahhh, you engrish funny!
Ahhh, engrish you funny
You funny Engrish…. AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
In soviet russia…
…funny Engrishes you.
OH SHI-
I AM SOVIET RUSSIA
*finishing Bo’s comment*
…Engrussianish funny you!
Is Soviet Narnia, tree pollute you.
ahh so
I just accidentally a conclusion. What should I do?
THE WHOLE URINAL CAKE!
He wanted to have his urinal cake and it too.
Roffle
Oooh! I got a roffle!
*raises arms in victory*
*falls off bike*
I just accidentally over POB with my truck.
*waffles*
You, you pay.
* *
I therefor I.
I palindrome I
I give you Bach a Cancer canon.
Waffles tast like urinal cakes
“i just accidentally all of your mothers and got them pregnant, what should i do?”
I just accidentally Pretentious White Girl. Do you think she will pregnant?
The urinal cake is a lie.
Correction:
The urinal cake a lie.
ROFLMAO!
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
THE WHOLE CONCLUSION?!
ohmygod, THAT’S what it said.
I read it as:
I just accidentally ATE the whole urinal cake. What do i do?
…so i freaked out a bit.
Oh, I thought this was Mad Libs.
I just accidentally a whole coca cola bottle what do i do?
This is the only commenter who knows what they are talking about.
You say that like it’s a compliment.
I want no such compliments. I want Peter Pan, who first gave the brute his taste of me.
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
AND WHAT ABOUT NAOMI???
AND JAKE AND GYLL WHAT WENT EN THE HAAL??
MAGS??
Do a barrel roll
O jost occodontolly 40 lbs. of mongos. Os thos dongoros?
Pull it out before your intestines begin to bleed.
funny cause last night I accidentally a whole coca cola bottle too.
Did you a doctor?
Go To: Appalachian ER—–STAT!
barrelroll!
you accidentally the whole thing you say?
well, mine is worse….
i just accidentally my balls
Haha, i was hoping someone would notice that!
SIEG HEIL!!!
Action verb, as opposed to…another kind of verb, right??
isn’t a verb an action by default…?
But at the same time what can we do to help when we don’t actually KNOW what he did to the urinal cake! Did he eat it, pee on it, break it? We need to know these things!
this was actually based on an aol chat that two people had about one of them “Accidently the whole coke bottle” and so on. At least I think.
the ‘action verb’ part is WIN
You Commented On windmail Fail! that’s the one I had before I clicked random!
Wow! People are still commenting on this at this late date! Amazing, ’cause who’s gonna read it! er, wait…
us. I accidently this site recently. I all of yesterday my ass off at the FAILs.
Ummm, urinal cake….
Want some?
yes plaes, anutter on wold beee deligtfol
(sound it out people)
Are you not familiar with lolspeak?
OH! I GET IT! I JUST HAVE TO SOUND IT OUT! WOULD HAVE HELPED IF SOMEONE WOULD HAVE LEFT A TIP SAYING THAT I SHOULD DO THAT.
Hey, there’s a little button just to the left of your A key. Please press it one time. It should say something like “caps lock”. And whatever you do, please don’t stretch your penis between it and the Z. That would just be horrendous.
i’d say….win.
Well, it would depend on which keyboard layout.
Comparing English with German … Well, not so much.
Thank you, you are the first person I have seen bring this up.
My penis stretches from A-Z, but i have a Dvorak keyboard. Unfortunately, its for midgets
missing the sarcasm… – FAIL
Oh dear god. I thank you, Destin.
spelling FAIL on Huggy Bear
UMBALLIVUBLE, WUT WUS TEH NAEM UF DA KEH?
Awesomeness!
I think it’s a “Fill in the blank”
I accidentally: Ate, made, washed with, sniffed, injected….
made love to…
me too…
*headbutted
Do you have experience raping? Yes No
inserted into penis…
Burn!
Yeah, it probably would burn if you did that.
Yeah, it probably would burn if you did that.
Doh! My original posting of this comment got placed at the end of all the comments…
Double DOH! Then my original posting showed up in the right place. What is going on??
…boooo…
Nothing like wordpress to make one look stupid, is there? Not that I need any help.
Yeah, it did that to me quite a bit when I was new here. Now when it eats one of my comments I just think “Oh well, I guess that comment’s never seeing the light of day.”
Most probably your comment was too drunk to appear
Mad lib! They clearly just forgot to add a blank.
[Citation Needed]
the hell? what is going on with posting today? everything gets eaten or put somewhere random!
Not work? Help!
This is an xkcd.com quote. Check it out here.
http://xkcd.com/personal/permalinked/1218062796760xd1.jpg
If anything, I could say this truck was rare, but I thought, “Naw, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel Air!”.
haha. 1 point for Jordan. Srsly. I have the coolest teachers EVER!
Coolest, perhaps, but clearly not the best.
he doesn’t teach english so I say that’s not relevant here.
WTF is urinal cake?
… and what did he actually do with it ?
And thats where the urinal cake crumbles …
seriously?
In some European countries, they leave small pastries in the restroom so one can snack while using the toilet. Although they aren’t actually true ‘cakes’ (they are more like a strudel), they are quite good. You should try one.
Don’t believe everthing Europeans tell you about air fresheners….
Urinal cakes are the fizzy tablets in the standing toilets.
Somone should add the word “pissed”. He pissed the whole urinal cake away.
No americans who eat air freshener in europe lol
I would prefer “eroded”.
Given the spelling of “accidenty,” I’m going with “gnawed.”
No Americans eat air fresheners in Europe?
I wouldn’t be too sure about that.
saturated?
i lol’d
wow, our australian urinal cakes are far inferior to those fancy european ones, ours are yellow, transluscent and taste a bit like wee
American urinal cakes are blue and when you them you also.
Eh?
“and when you them you also”
WTF?
Add in the action verbs of your choice.
Yeah, love is a verb here in my room…
incubus reference…meh
Incubus are a fantastically talented band, I don’t know why so many people seem to have a problem with them.
I would have to agree!
They’re my favorite band, actually.
Yay, my friends have taste!
They’re definitely one of my favourites, too.
(Incubus wont nest below this level)
*becomes a succubus*
*seduces Arrian*
Quite often, a line from an Incubus song will ignite a spark of creativity in my mind. Sometimes when I’ve got writer’s block I’ll put on some Incubus and just let my mind go where ever the music takes me. It doesn’t always result in a usuable idea, but an hour spent listening to Incubus is still time well spent regardless.
Incubus *is* … not are.
Wrong. Collective nouns can be plural, and a band is a collective noun, as it is made up of more than one person.
not that they are a bad band, they are actually one of my favorites as well. i just figured the reference wasnt quite fitting..
Who has problems with Incubus?
.
My daughter and I went to a record store together a few years back and when we met at the cashier we both had a copy of “A Cow Left of the”
HAH! That’s KILLER!
I don’t get it…
a shot of Red rum may help.
Incubus are a type of demon in folklore and mythology. They are the male counterparts to the female demons known as succumbi. Whereas succumbi are lustfully beautiful, and seduce their victims to leech energy from them, incubi are typically ugly, have giant man-parts, and leech their victims energy by raping them.
I don’t know why I know all this. o_O I’m fascinated by all world myths and legends, though. Especially stuff like Jumping Jack and the Jersey Devil.
Funny, seems to me like a Massive Attack reference… I prefer that song anyway *shrug*
Wow. Mega Fail there.
Our Tom is a bit slow. He’s used to the intellectual level of ICHC.
Or Pundit Kitchen.
Or Teletubbies…?
Punch a kitten.
“Every time you *masturbate*, Arrian punches a kitten.”
?
*PWG earns a lol*
Punch a twat.
oh, so that really was a brownie?
It’s a Piss (t)ake
Photopissed!!
I what he with the urinal cake
I always urnial cakes ! You should that next time !!
ronry….oh so ronry! non-action verb fail!
The whole thing??
I’ll whole your thing… wait, that could be misconstrued as a… *mastubates*
Hi. Arrian asked me to fill in for him today.
*punches a kitten*
I don’t even want to know the action verb in this one!
I want one
Soo erhoiu!!!, but where’s my hat?
this isn’t a fail it refers to a blog post called “I accidentally the whole fleshlight” where some kid was repeated pissing off the fleshlight support chat room
I’m agreeing with Mark here. If you read it this pic is no longer “fail” but a pretty good twist.
I would say it was a “fail” of whoever said “use an action verb”
internet cultured fail
mmm fleshlight *masturbates with one*
Fleshlight: radiant flesh. nice
Plastic encased silicon love.
Pray there isn’t a shortage of D Cell Batteries.
or you might have to refer to the hand-cranked versions your grandma used.
Or you might refer to when your grandma used to hand-crank you
mayyyybe…oedipus complex?
“Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
solar-powered fleshlight?
voyeurism win!
4chan bub
The cake is a lie.
Urinal cake or death?
Death, please.
I didn’t ___ the Church of England ___ toilet urinals!
I ____ ____ that Church of England ___ urinal cakes, too. The Catholics ____ ____ so upset.
Reminds me of exercises we used to do in primary school.
Did you come first in these exercises?
Of course. Ladies first, you know.
Also whore children. Hmmm….
*looks at Loz speculatively*
I was not a whore child! Don’t even go there, sista!
The lady doth protest too much, methinks?
I hate you. :p
Liar. :p
I know you are but what am I? :p
Rubber. That would make you glue. :p
Do not hate! It makes me a sad panda
But first, a little Urinal Cake!!
It’s the one type of cake that can be hard and moist at the same time.
Except for… wait, not a cake, never mind
masterbakes ^
Shake’n'bakes?
Takes the cake?
And this cake is soooooo not a lie. You can even eat it, too.
*wicked grin*
Crème de la crème!
Spiced honey cake?
Sugar and spice, and everything nice!
*tastykakes*
“I accidentally” with no action verb is a meme: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X
OMG!
Fail Blog in danger!!
Somebody wrote an informative post!!!
There.. there…Lou.. failblog has had many an informative post (I accidentally one of them) and failblog has survived them all. No need to panic.
I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle. It was ok though.
Don’t you mean ‘accidenty’?
*Accidently
Accidenty*
No meme on this earth is going to make me butcher an innocent adverb like that!
Reminds me of that movie Teeth…
*shock*
That didn’t appear to have worked this time. Hmmmm
Teehee, have you seen it?
No, but I might send it (anonymously) to my father as revenge!
To get back at him for Deliverance.
Haha, do it!
It would have to be in the “wrong” case, otherwise he’d never get so far as actually STARTING to watch it. Hmmm.. this is actually not a bad idea!
Does anyone else smell smoke?
*snooooooooooooooooooork*
Please, please, pleasse, take a picture when you do this, okay?
I’d have to set up hidden cameras somehow. I’m not invited to his house. He and, we……. don’t get along so well. But I think I would pay to set that up somehow.
Just ring: three-six-two-four-three-six
Are you the back-door man?
The whole thing?
Take some Alka-Seltzer and some Lysol toilet bowl cleaner.
4chan fail?
How is it possible it took this long for someone to mention that this is a 4chan meme…
i was thinking the exact same thing
lol
george w. bush accidentally the whole economy
I’m not sure it was an accident.
Nope, incompetence is never an accident.
He has experience raping and is unwilling to learn and we are all in Jeopardy.
(Be sure to tune in to Application Fail, next, where US financial institutions will be asking, “I can haz bailouts for $700 billion dollars, Alex?”)
Heeeeheeheehee
I’ll take “Halliburton and Lehman” for the gross national product of the entire EU, please, Alex.
*golf clap* Very good!
“golf clap”? You can get it that way?
Golf can be hazardous to your niblick.
*nibble-lick*
That’s my kind of fore! play!
It’s a fairway to being mine, too!
It may be your turn to show me the ropes, though. How many strokes do I get, and am I gripping the club just right?
Be sure to use a wood cover or you might end up in the club.
As you can see, there’s nothing wrong with your technique or follow-through. Now it’s my turn to find the sweet-spot.
Uh, you’re talking to her…right?
Psst, canine…they’re playing tennis….
*golf-forehead-slap*
Hmmm…I can already tell you’re going for a double on the downhill lie.
I don’t need the break, with this pace we can putt this to bed.
Well, I’ll hazard a guess, my par-amour, that you’ll manage to score a hole-in-one tonight.
It is a mind trick. The question is intended to make you fill in the verb and make you blurt out your dirty secret subconscious thoughts.
Oh, then it definitely is “ate”.
mine was “rectally inserted.”
FAIL for me.
…rectally inserted…
definite Fail…
“Good news! It’s a suppository!”
“Has everyone taken their pressure pills?”
“Yes, STOP ASKING.”
The WHOLE urinal cake?
Wow, your capacity is….. disturbing.
It disturbs me that they’re even called cakes.
but they’re oh so tasty
they’re so delicious and moist?
not to mention moist…..
Especially after insertion
The cake is a lie.
It is? Ah, piss…
lol referance to same game as lolwut’s post higher up XD
God I have the same mindset as you… are we the only two to think that?
You stole my nickname!
A mind trick?
Obi-Wan: These aren’t the urinal cakes you’re looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren’t the urinal cakes we’re looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: I just accidentally a hot alien babe.
Star Wars Episode 4 reference WIN!
accidentally WHAT?… Oh, sorry, you accidenty WHAT?
No wait… Don’t answer that… I don’t wanna know.
The whole urinal cake!!
Me Who with an Accidenty What.
*snork*
Yes, on a chain.
Shel Silverstien reference WIN! ( I love that book by the way.)
My thoughts exactly o_o
it was for me…
MEME WIN!!!!!!
At a club in Center Ciy, the bathroom stalls are stenciled “ONLY ONE PERSON STAL AT TIEM” and someone took a red sharpie, circled them all, and wrote “See Me”. It may or may not have been me.
remember when you could my butt in the stall.
if yes or no, see me.
Were you waiting for the wind?
Yeah, they’re not too strict about the one-person-in-stall rule. I try not to use them.
Well, except for that one time I could see your butt. Yeah, just your “butt”.
^ makes exceptions when I ass nicely
*City* I think I’m still drunk.
I thought that that whole “I accidently the whole…” was an Internet meme?
I accidently thought that whole thing.
Don’t you mean “I accidently the same thing”?
it is
gotta love when someone writes a /b/ meme on a bathroom wall.
See Rule #1 and Rule #2.
I just accidentally all over your mouth.
>fixed.
This is hardly a raid.
DeSu DESU!
^ the source of 91% of all internet truth and justice
Whoever you are, and whatever you did with the cake, urine big trouble now!
That could send their whole life down the toilet.
They could have pissed away everything they had worked so hard for.
That’s me in the spotlight, pissing away my religion.
Thats me in the fleshlight…
That’s me in the spotlight, pissing away my religion.
That’s Loz in the spotlight, double posting away her religion.
How on earth did that happen? Failblog needs to sort itself out!
I don’t know if it can do it. Oh no! I’ve said too much!
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
(I’m betting that Raelalt, at least, is seeing red.)
REM reference win
WWWWWWWW: Rule 1 & 2 !
he ate it!
I lol’ed.
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all verbs are action verbs
BE!
LOL, grammar fail on stumpmasterX
Nah, he’s an action transvestite.
*believes*
*pros(tr)ates*
Or not to be
Are you arguing with God? You suck at being Amish.
“Are you arguing with God?”, that is the question.
The slings and arrows of coyote hunting.
One needs the correct bait to catch a coyote.
Rabbits or roadrunners?
You must be looney if you think that I’ll dance to that tune.
I’m a luna-tic. The moon’s at 3/4, you feel any difference, lycanthrope?
except for sleep… that’s a sleeping verb…
except for sleep… that’s a sheeping verb…
(That’s for my peeps, Bo.)
And “Talk”, that’s a drama verb.
and “cry”. That’s an emotional verb.
What about ‘to stay’, ‘to rest’, ‘to die’, ‘to live’?
You could argue dying and living involve an action but certainly ‘to stay’ implies the complete lack of an action.
Dude, you suck.
You say that like its a bad thing
4chan ugh this is not fail, it was intentionally wrote like that.
You were trolled
I just accidentally a meme, is this bad?
Did you just accidentally wrote it intentionally?
remember when you like that ugh.
He should probably the doctor.
I think I had an accidentally in my pants
Fergie?
fergie-incontinence fail
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
O, HOHOHO It’s funny because it’s
Wait…did failblog just get trolled?
Regularly.
Does statutory raep count?
Why would you want to do that to a statue?
To keep from being taken for granite.
That’s marbleous.
I should bust you both for that.
That was a rather plinthy remark.
Note to self: if this continues, alabaster!
Armature that you want to do that?
I figurine I’m pretty safe over here.
I’m well aquatinted with that line of thinking. However, dragonfire has some serious range. *grin*
Let’s just get plastered instead!
It sounds like your already stoned.
OOOOhhh. I know what you did, Dragon. And I’m tellin’!
Dude, what are you, stoned?
LOFLMAO
Why not use an adverb to help with that action verb. It’d sound much better.
Grammar Nazis FTW?
What? No, rly?
he accidenty spelling fail now you?
This is an xkcd.com quote. Check it out. This one’s a WIN!
http://xkcd.com/personal/permalinked/1218062796760xd1.jpg
Thank you. Now I the whole thing! I don’t what the big deal is though.
this isn’t a FAIL, it’s a meme to piss people off, remove the verb. Look it up, they (Anonymous) call it “I accidently x”
Who call it what?
you /b/ fail more, hole.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
http://www.4chan.org, and you will find the answer tho this post…
www redtube org, and you will find your mom there…
To all you grammar Nazis — I bestow upon you the origin of said picture. The “I accidentally a whole…” is an internet meme known on the notorious failure of a website, /b/ the random board on 4chan. It’s not really a fail if the person meant to write it.
I just accidently no shit.
Come quietly to the camp…
this is fail at it’s highest level. i’m so disgusted that i grabbed a coca cola bottle and i accidentally the WHOLE bottle!
Lol thanks /b/.
Whatever this person did to the urinal cake probably couldn’t be an accident.
the fail here is ‘use an action verb’
some people have no knowledge of humour.
And thank you for giving such an apt demonstration.
This is from a joke site about fleshlights. Google it and you’ll get the reference. Failblog fail.
Oh crap. I just accidentally a whole failblog thread. Is this bad?
“Please don’t eat the big white mint.”
PHOTO SHOP!
WOLF!
HUNGRY LIKE!
*CRIES!*
You mean you accidentally THE WHOLE GOD DAMN URINAL CAKE!?
It’s called a forced meme
the forced is strong in this one
an action verb? as opposed to what other kind of verb?
Some verbs cannot be used in the progressive tenses. They are called non-action verbs. Non-action verbs indicate state, sense, desire, possession, or opinion.
Some examples would be: believe, own, want, like.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE FLESHLIGHT!
idiots and not knowing what 4chan is..
NOT THE WHOLE FLESHLIGHT!
Actually, the right thing to do would be to use a. But you have to be careful, it sometimes will.
And if you’re not sure, a doctor.
You have to select “show all” comments to see my last post… weird.
They somehow found a way to combine the most repulsive and the most delicious words into a word. “Urinal” and “cake” respectively.
yes urinal is most delicious, but i wouldn’t say cake was most repulsive
its an internet meme you tards. the dude that made the smaller print is the failure
Damnit, Niles is correcting all of the graffiti with a red marker again!
You guys are stupid. This is NOT a fail… in fact it’s nowhere near it. It’s called a meme. Go look it up in Websters or Wikipedia. This particular meme comes from a site/community I’d rather not mention. If you’re confused, this phrase came about the same way things like “pwn” did. Someone was stupid, and typed pwn instead of own. This phrase was because someone did forget the verb and it stuck as being funny. Whoever wrote this on the wall is not a failure… he was writing what he thought was a popular meme. He’s still an idiot for writing on a stall wall anyways.
Pwn come from the game warcraft 1. They accidentally the win message of one of the message and accidentally pwn with own. At least I they did.
Ummm, urinal cake….
this inst fail, its classic /b/. l24chan.
rules 1 & 2 have been violated
you all accidentally the whole point, that is bad.
I think that you are missing the point. It’s a joke from 4chan about a guy who said that he accidentally a coca-cola bottle in chat, and the other guy was like, “accidentally what?” It gets pretty funny.
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You accidentally THE WHOLE CAKE?
go to 4chan to understand the joke. that is a meme.
obviously who answered that guy didn’t knew about it, the same of you
Then who was phone?!!?
That picture actually reminds me of the dumbass Adobaby in MapleTip forums. <_<
After you use the action verb, do a barrel roll.
Fail on both accounts- “action verb” is redundant!
I accidentally your mother
lol at inside jokes that no one gets!!
Was it a delici… shiiiit
I accidently a comment. Is that a bad thing?
these comments are more epic than the picture itself god i love stumble upon
The urinal cake eating is a lie. He’d be writhing and spitting.
You just accidentally the whole cake? But who was the phone?
I accidentally the fleshlight last night. The WHOLE thing…
lol at all you unawares.
4CHAN FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know the feeling… I woke up yesterday with a to my side.
Successful troll is successfull.
He meant to write it like that. The fail is the person who replied.
Failure recognize meme is epic fail.
Is this a bloodninja reference? Or am i thinking of something else…
What are teh grammar nazi girls from my uni’s bathrooms doing in men’s bathrooms?!
I’m pretty sure this is an internet meme. There is a series of posted IM conversations between some bored guy messaging the fleshlight customer service representatives. It’s something like:
Fleshlight Customer Service: Hi this is Ryan, how can I help you?
Guest: Hi, I just accidentally the whole fleshlight. Is this bad?
Fleshlight Customer Service: Thanks for the free advertising.
Just google “accidentally the whole fleshlight”
oh shit i think i just the cake as well.
And after that, do a barrel roll.
Fleshlights > Silence of the lambchops
Obviously none of you have ever seen or heard of the “accidently” meme.. it started with .. omg i accidently my fleshlight.. the whole thing!
wow, apparently the general public has no experience with memes.
i just accidentally the whole comment.
the WHOLE comment. amidoinitrite?
http://xkcd.com/personal/permalinked/1218062796760xd1.jpg
you fail. Its an xkcd reference.
WTF is a Urinal Cake? I don’t get it….
I just accidentally a whole thread. Is this win?
are you guys stupid? Its a shout out to the “I accidentally the whole fleshlight” scenario…. google it. noobs.
You guys make me cry… It’s 4chan…
http://www.4chan.org
Learn to play plx!
Wow this was intentional… it’s a meme. Clearly you don’t go online enough
nothing like a toilet grammar nazi.
Some grammar Nazi. They didn’t even capitalize the word use. He’s such an amateur.
you do realise that this is a joke at the, “I just accidentally a coca cola bottle”. If you’re making fun of this, well it’s your fail. A bloke was taking to another bloke on IRC and it was blocking out swearwords so it was coming through as “I just accidentally a coca cola bottle” and this bloke was obviously making fun of that, google it.
Are you mad? It’s too ridiculous.
i accidentally 93MB of .rar files
what should i do..is this dangerous?
the urinal cake is a lie!
meh. fake. taken from a wannabe Reddit meme.
I would like to know which verb isnt already an action! thats like saying, “use a thing noun!”
This fail fails for not knowing the joke…
i.e. “I accidentally the whole bottle”
Meme recognition failure!
Mad Libs Success?
Thats definitely a witty response win!
Oh shit, you all got trolled… really bad!!!
HAHAHAHA
What did he DO with the urinal cake? Eating it comes to mind…but how to do that accidentally…?
A rare double-layer fail.
The problem with failblog is that they don’t know the difference between a win and a fail.
I accidentally a whole coke bottle. Is this bad?
Me thinks this dost show that the common public hath become uneducated in the methods society requireth for proper grammar usage in these modern times.
lulz u guise got trolled
win
Eating the urinal cake fail. Grammar nazi win.
I think that the addition of “use an action verb” makes this one a WIN.
A verb is an action word not an action verb double fail
Actually, a verb describes an action OR a state of being (ex: is, was, are, am, (will) be).
i just accidentally the whole fleshlight :O
This is an answer win!
I just ACCIDENTY the whole urinal cake?
Yeah. He accidentied it.
‘Tis a dangerous task but with proper training it can be pulled off.
LOLFAIL.
it’s almost a bloody win
It looks photoshopped, and also, it’s called an ‘adjective.’ Double fail.
That’s a WIN!
pretty much epic fail on your part he MEANT to do that. all of you are retarded =.= its a joke… i accidently the whole coke bottle… is this a bad thing/i accidently my whole fleshlight… is this a bad thing.
-,-
that is disgusting!
Since I’m too lazy to read through 526 comments…I’m kinda wondering if whoever wrote that realizes that a verb is action…
But. . . that’s the joke. . . he accidentally the whole thing. . .
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