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ahhhhhhhhhhh!
uhhhhhhhhhhh
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*masturbates*
I hear that in Soviet Russia this stuff is pretty popular.
at first i was like
But then…
i lol’d xD
Particularly in Ukraine and Belorussia. Those extra eyes can be troublesome.
Do you mean Belarus?!
No, I think he’s playing Risk? He’ll take over Irkutsk next.
PWG’s a he?
I thought it was a cute nickname? Oops!
Eyes and lips wont nest below this level!
MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
careful, next thing you know
you’ll poke your lip out
*quivers* :[
In soviet russia, Lip & Eye removes you!
WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED OUR PRODUCT, REMOVE THEM BEFORE THEY REMOVE YOU!
ooo, eee, ooo, ah ah
ting tang walla wall bing bang…
Lip and let eye….
ooops…
^ forgot to use TMI remover
GAHGHGHGG!
…OW
For that special person who’s already got everything.
More like… for that special person that has one-too-many eyes.
Dude, you gotta do something about those lips, man.
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
The heat I see in your eyes
…
Heat’s gone, and with it, your eyes.
Don’t give me that lip!
Are you holding a boom box over your head with three hands?
Well, with this product, you’d only have to tell her twice…
Listening to Peter Peter Gabriel.
Those Koreans, they get wackier by the [herb] day.
“Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From Outer Space
And this is how the message ran…”
time for an X-ray
I wonder if they have “Hand Remover” in their line of products. I know a certain three-handed maiden who could use some.
why would you get rid of that third hand?! it could be so useful…
I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.
“From the makers of Handi-off and Toerific, it’s new Eye and Lip Remover!”
Where were you at 9:44 am? I needed some backup.
For the one who gives too much lip and
for the one who stares a hole through you.
Weird… No one commented yet.
Presumed observation FAIL!!!
Paradox fail
I cant see and taste..ahhhhhhhhhhh
i’m tired of that beezy giving me lip!
Yay, second… great one by the way…
Woah 2nd???
So that what being second feels like…
its like bending over to pick up a penny and getting hit by a full bucket of fail
sorry for your being-second-fail
How the hell did so many people appear??
Who the hell uses this “internet” thing anyway?!
Where the hell did all the serious businesses come from?
Actually, you have a(let’s see) an attempt at 2nd FAIL, and a an ending up as 6th WIN
You, however, have some serious indefinite article fail going on here.
Definitely, the real article. ^
to articulate and beyond
*eats an artichoke*
well just hope the bucket of fail doesn’t include lip/eye remover
*holds up the bottle* but now with Herb Day’s new Lip and Eye remover, you no longer have to watch people laugh at you *big smile* buy today!
Awesome metaphor.
third…
Looks like we need some fail remover.
Ï€th
pithy white girl
the price tag shows that it’s from korea, so it’s more of an Engrish thing? still funny though.
Hooray! The Engrish patrol is here!
Hey, it’s waterproof, so at least you know your eyes and lips wont grow back everytime you go swimming, pesky things.
But it’s sold by The Face Shop, so probably just a ploy to make you buy their eyes and lips instead.
It’s like when the same company sells you fat-free Nifty chips, toilet paper, and diarrhea medicine
“Sarah, this is you. You’re really high right now….”
I would never buy cosmetics from a man named “Herb Day.”
the make up shop is name is the face shop LOL
Herb day is the type of stuff (like apple scented lotion… in this case its Herb and they have things with marketing where you add something to make it more affordable to everyone so you add the “day” )
LOL I know what you mean though hahaah its a make up remover and it works very well. and it smells really really nice.
Hey it’s waterproof!
… but not really “fool-proof”.
I’m happy with the product, although I kinda miss my eyes and lips… http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/1098329/img/1098329.jpg
I’m going to have nightmares now
!!!!!PHHOOOOTTOOOOSSSHHHHOOOOOPPPPPPEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!
Oh I wasn’t sure
(that was sarcasm)
((the parenthesized comment about sarcasm was sarcasm))
Actually, I think he was saying “Phoo too shoo peed”.
WIN!
I really need my eyes and my lips. I wouldn’t like to remove them…
You’re a Zillionaire, you can buy fitter, happier, more productive eyes and lips.
We can make the Zillionaire Man better than he was before.
We have the technology, we CAN rebuild him.
They wouldn’t be kosher, though. Or humane…
mutants and zombies gonna love this product!! gonnabe a bestseller in no time! ^___^
Especially with Hallowe’en coming up!
See no evil, Speak no evil…….
This should be on engrish
Clearly a scam… ‘the face shop’ are just hoping to sell you new lips and eyes afterwards.
I bet it’ll cost and arm and a leg, too.
And an arm, even!
Reminds me of this:
http://xkcd.com/personal/permalinked/1218062796760xd1.jpg
You want the next fail, down the hall, in the men’s room.
This reminds me of “Handi-Off.”
Can’t touch that.
Hammer, don’t hurt them!
“You’ve tried sanding them off. You’ve tried slamming them off. And mitts only hide the problem. There’s no way around it – you’ve got extra fingers. It’s time for Handi-Off. Only Handi-Off contains Leprosin. [ Sheila applies Handi-Off to her extra fingers ] That tingle will tell you it’s working. In just three days, unsightly fingers disappear – for good! [ Sheila's extra fingers fall off ]“
oh thats bit lame.. did i miss the point?? cuz its so obviously waterproof makeup remover and to play on the pun that it literally removes ur lips n eyes isnt v funny…
Who piddled on your chips, subu?
Hey, since when was V not funny? Who made you the funny police, anyway? V can be plenty funny if it wants to, you just caught it at an awkward moment!
Do I see a Vendetta?
Yes. It’s red.
but before the vendetta, there was V for Victory
Maybe this is what Kroenen in Hellboy used..
Or at the very least, Fuji Yama’s used it on Nemo.
Some botoxed women need this and a pencil to change facial expressions.
Nae, you made me laugh out loud with that one.
I love how it says “tester” on it. I wonder if there are a bunch of folks with partially removed lips and eyes.
“Hmmm…only removed the upper lip and one eyelid this time. We’re going to have to rework the formula.”
“Tester” products disgust me. That’s how you get pinkeye, and herpes.
How do you get black eye?
Usually from not washing the dishes.
wow.
… but typically we don’t talk about Fight Club in the kitchen.
It’s ok, raelalt, he already told me twice.
no, thats from the testes product getting in your eye
Like Brylcreme —- a little dab will do ya ?
Do you think this stuff will cure Palin’s winking problem?
I don’t know, is there a cure for Tardive’s Dyskeniesia?
trippy
You betcha!
For every picasso-looking-person out there!
The End.
For the lady who has her eye on you and gives you lip.
koreans…
|the kid|
I think I’ll keep this product in mind for next Halloween.
Damn you Engrish! I almost thought I was doing something wrong around here!
well atleast its water proof
it works really well though to remove your make up and its only 6-7 bucks in korean won… (won is the name of the money)
p.s. they just opened the face shop store recently in LA (Korea town) and everything is english revised…
it makes much more sense since they opened up their english line recently…
Can’t be that bad. *tries some on eyes* OMFG MY EYES! AAAAAH! I SEE THE TUB GIRL!!! AAAAAH! *stabs eyes out* ahhhh
Could help w/ the multi-handed people from the previous fail, last page.
I saw this and lemonade came out of my nose
Holy crap I made a typo! *arms himself with his trusty flame thrower* the grammar zombies will be here any moment! God what have I done?!