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Man... or AstroMan

uhhhhhhhhhhh

jack mehoff

I hear that in Soviet Russia this stuff is pretty popular.

FaceMan

at first i was like :|

But then…

i lol’d xD

 
Pretentious White Girl

Particularly in Ukraine and Belorussia. Those extra eyes can be troublesome.

dilettante

No, I think he’s playing Risk? He’ll take over Irkutsk next.

dilettante

I thought it was a cute nickname? Oops!

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eye and lip removment co ltd

Eyes and lips wont nest below this level!

 
Anonymous

MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Jay

In soviet russia, Lip & Eye removes you!

eye and lip removment co ltd

WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED OUR PRODUCT, REMOVE THEM BEFORE THEY REMOVE YOU!

 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

ooo, eee, ooo, ah ah
ting tang walla wall bing bang…

 
 
 
 
 
ronber

For that special person who’s already got everything.

Islay

More like… for that special person that has one-too-many eyes.

ronber

Dude, you gotta do something about those lips, man.

Mouse

In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
The heat I see in your eyes

Heat’s gone, and with it, your eyes.

Don’t give me that lip!

dilettante

Are you holding a boom box over your head with three hands?

Lunchbox307

Well, with this product, you’d only have to tell her twice…

 
raelalt

Listening to Peter Peter Gabriel.

 
 
 
Loz

Those Koreans, they get wackier by the [herb] day.

 
Admiral Apparent

“Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From Outer Space
And this is how the message ran…”

fuzz on the concept

time for an X-ray

 
 
 
Hollstroh

I wonder if they have “Hand Remover” in their line of products. I know a certain three-handed maiden who could use some.

ninjaphysics

why would you get rid of that third hand?! it could be so useful…

 
Steven Wright

I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.

 
Cloral

“From the makers of Handi-off and Toerific, it’s new Eye and Lip Remover!”

dilettante

Where were you at 9:44 am? I needed some backup.

 
 
 
 
jagenigma

For the one who gives too much lip and
for the one who stares a hole through you.

 
 
 
XxChumxX

Weird… No one commented yet.

Lawdallmaiti

Presumed observation FAIL!!!

 
 
 
JetLi

I cant see and taste..ahhhhhhhhhhh

yo mada

i’m tired of that beezy giving me lip!

 
 
sbada

Yay, second… great one by the way…

 
yen

So that what being second feels like…

its like bending over to pick up a penny and getting hit by a full bucket of fail

sbada

sorry for your being-second-fail

yen

How the hell did so many people appear??

dilettante

Who the hell uses this “internet” thing anyway?!

 
Lawdallmaiti

Actually, you have a(let’s see) an attempt at 2nd FAIL, and a an ending up as 6th WIN

Dragonwriter

You, however, have some serious indefinite article fail going on here.

Admiral Apparent

Definitely, the real article. ^

 
 
 
 
 
 
ZacZac

well just hope the bucket of fail doesn’t include lip/eye remover

 
Vagabond

*holds up the bottle* but now with Herb Day’s new Lip and Eye remover, you no longer have to watch people laugh at you *big smile* buy today!

 
Pretentious White Girl

Awesome metaphor.

 
 
fake loz

Looks like we need some fail remover.

 
 
 
 
RadicalEm

the price tag shows that it’s from korea, so it’s more of an Engrish thing? still funny though. :)

fake loz

Hooray! The Engrish patrol is here!

 
 
[insertnamehere]

Hey, it’s waterproof, so at least you know your eyes and lips wont grow back everytime you go swimming, pesky things.

But it’s sold by The Face Shop, so probably just a ploy to make you buy their eyes and lips instead.

Mouse

It’s like when the same company sells you fat-free Nifty chips, toilet paper, and diarrhea medicine

dilettante

“Sarah, this is you. You’re really high right now….”

 
 
 
You've Got Fail

I would never buy cosmetics from a man named “Herb Day.”

 
SJ

… but not really “fool-proof”.

 
 
joe

I’m happy with the product, although I kinda miss my eyes and lips… http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/1098329/img/1098329.jpg

McFail