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Meh
Meh two.
Meh two three
Meh two three three
Meh two three three three?
Meh
Mehmember when she slipped and fell on a urinal cake.
reference about an abrupt abutment to a butt in 3-3-2-1…
Butt there is no 9…
Butt there is a fore.
skin?
knee dip
*lunges*
*plunges*
i have this toy! except for the two threes. boring.
Educational..
You sound like comic book guy
Mmmmm caaake
FAIL. its fake, try photoshop phriday
So THAT is what accidentally happened to the whole urinal cake…
Meth?
Five!!!
Oh, I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for was “three.”
Do NOT give Pretentious White Girl the holy handgrenade.
How about this Norwegian Blue?
Sorry, no, it’s dead. How about some spam?
I’ll have the spam, spam, bacon, eggs and spam without the spam.
lol, i had spam for breakfast
Five (and spam) is right out!
Four shalt thou not count!
Neither count thou two!
…excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Once the number three, being the _fourth_ number, be
reached, thou shall notice the photoshop and declare it to be fake on failblog.org
Excepting that thou then proceed to three.
The number three, being the third number, is also the fourth number
WOOP WOOP MAH ZOIDBERG BE FAILING LIKE TIS RE-POST
WOOP WOOP
Whoop Whoop
When you run come around,
Cu(z) I kno ur the talk of the town yea…
I never really liked the number “4″, let’s just all pretend it doesn’t exist.
Agreed, 3 is the way to go. Especially regarding hands.
Did you know the number 4 is considered unlucky in Japan? It’s pronounced the same way as the word ‘death’, hence the unluckiness.
I thought that depended on the inflection when you said it. To fast, angry, or forceful and it sounds like the word for death.
SHH! don’t say SHI!
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*shushes & sushi’s*
ichi, ni, san, san
lol … ichiban nihongo fail!
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing!
After yesterday’s sushi fail, I actually dreamt about sushi. It wasn’t pleasant. And I’m embarrassed that failblog has influenced my dreaming.
You think that’s bad, failblog/ICHC is invading my life!
-ICHC has a book out.
-Somebody put a sign on the soda machine in the break room at work that says “Warning: Lightning Machine. Operate at a safe distance.” (Very reminscent of the Hand Dryer Fail.)
-One of our men’s restrooms was closed yesterday due to a plumbing problem, then this morning there’s a Men’s Restroom Fail on Failblog!
Is that art imitating life or life imitating art.
*uses term “art” loosely here*
I don’t know but I sure do pity pob.
Fail…it is the ultimate universal experience of the human condition.
sad but true
Aha!
Take on me?
Is it better to be safe or sorry?
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
-Mark Twain
“Well, den, I reck’n I did dream it, Huck; but dog my cats ef it ain’t de powerfullest dream I ever see. En I hain’t ever had no dream b’fo’ dat’s tired me like dis one.”
Well Jim, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog….
Ahh….the very words that I live by!
And the very words that have gotten me into more trouble than I can say. Not that I have any regrets, mind you! :p
‘gotten’. *shudders*
It’s a perfectly good word from the Old Norse, meaning to “obtain” or to “reach”.
There are some instances where it is not the best word to use, but in other situations it’s perfectly acceptable.
I know, it just makes my skin crawl.
Silly ‘merkins!
Misbegotten Irishwoman!
Delusional maniac!
Linguistic bigot!
Blaspheming trout!
Lecherous maggot!
Lovely person!
Adorable jigot!
Cunning linguist!
Oh, you wish, sweetheart. :p
I’m running out of insults with “got” in them…ummm….
Forgotten treasure!!
I don’t know if that’s an insult or a compliment!
I’ve just developed a very painful back muscle spasm. I can barely move. Pretty scary :s
Oooh, those are painful. I have some muscle relaxants for just such an occasion. They’ll make you a bit loopy, though.
Do you want us to call (3×3),(3×3),(3×3)?
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All kidding aside, how are you doing? Still having it?
I replied to this, but my comment ended up way down there ↓↓.
Ooh, and now it’s back up there ↑↑ !
I’ve noticed that a lot lately.
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I think it has something do do with the new paging process, the program now takes longer to figure out where a comment is supposed to nest.
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Hope Loz is ok.
It’s ok in a certain position, hurts when I move. I put some Deep Heat on, mmm yummy smell.
Yay! You had me worried there. A little brandy might help as well. Strictly for medicinal purposes of course.
I’m already fairly intoxicated! I had a lot of wine with my parents earlier, and a little JD. Come to think of it, this pain must be serious if I can actually feel it!
You take care of yourself and keep a phone nearby just in
case you need to call for help. Back pain can be pretty
debilitating to the point of not being able to move.
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I am off now for a weekend with my true love,
hope you get better…
Oooh, ouchie.
My particular condition lends itself to back and neck spasms often. You have my sincere sympathy!!
Problem is…best way to get the spasm to stop is either the loopy drugs or…to move. Which hurts. A lot. But stretching the muscle is often the only way to stop the spasm.
Awww….have a great weekend, raelalt!
Sadly my phone is broken, so I am stranded all alone. The question is, if I died, would I make a noise?
Ooh la la, a romantic weekend, have fun!
And yeah, I tried stretching the muscle but it only hurt more. Sigh, these silly mortal bodies we have.
Yours is mortal? Where did you get it? Can I get one too?
B3nd 0ver and I’ll show you fast, angry and forceful.
(Sorry.)
Oh no! Loz has been possessed with the ghost of Gasman! I cast thee out, Gasman!
Sorry, I find it hard to hide my experience raping.
It’s not rape if I consent, m’lady.
Sometimes in America it is…
law fail…
Yes, but we idiotic Americans don’t know what we’re talking about, now, do we? :
*adds mouth to smiley*
nooooooo not loz!!!
It’s okay…this has happened before and she’s recovered.
LOL, was i the only one turned on by this comment?
I hope so…
You promise?
*Bends Over*
[ you can apologize afterward & put it on your resume' ]
I just looked up “creepy” in the dictionary, and your picture was right there.
*and another line forms*
*surreptitiously adds another “o” to that *
To fast too forceful is like unto death.
You’ve been subscribing to the TMI Service for a little too long. That is fascinating, though. Really!
Holy crap, you people are fast! Take one little phone call, and there are twenty more posts following the one I was trying to respond to! Get a life!
*needs to follow own advice*
“Phone call”, uh-huh. More like you went to let your cat out for a piss.
Cats need to piss?
HUH! Maybe that’s why Furrball’s eyes turned yellow.
Well, Fluffy did have that faint look of, “let me out, or I’ll soil your precious leather couches as you sleep” again.
Did not!
I thought Fluffy was a cat, not a fish?
Fluffy is as Fluffy does.
Yeah how dare you stereotype fluffy!
ROFL… Sorry, Fluffy, I forgot you. No slight intended.
*stretches & yon’s*
As opposed to stretching and thithering, or hithering for that matter?
That was, indeed, TMI.
omg an 4th-phobic!
4 is my favorite number
The fours is strong with this one.
Meh two three three
Comment fail.
Well done. You receive a cookie.
Wow, you pointed out your own fail? Well done.
Epic comment fail, all you had to do was scroll up about 3 inches to prevent it.
I fail to see the fail in this pic! I’ve been staring at it for the past 4 minutes.
Can you count to 4?
I can definitely count to 3
Ah. Well, the presents a problem.
*that
you’re confusing me, I’m going to lie down
Please do. Have a glass of water.
No, he’s a hired Goon, they are not known for initiative or reasoning.
exactly! we’re known from breaking legs – all 3 of them!
Also, poisoning the air supply from duck-shaped giant balloons, and wearing satin matching jackets with your employer’s picture embroidered on the back.
explain that to me somebody?
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Oh Dilettante, you’re such a joker!
:]
How about a Magic Trick?
*takes out a pencil and sticks upright on table*
I’m gonna make this pencil disappear….
OK…I’m watching
I think it’s a reference to the 1989 Batman movie.
Leave my third leg alone… you are …ex.cit.ING ME!!
One…. Two…. Four!
(Three, Sire)
Three!
FAIL. He always says five instead of three.
*sigh*
Damn, old AND frail of mind. Anyone know a good bridge I can leap off?
Yeah, but it doesn’t go anywhere.
I’d ask for directions, but a cow has her head in my car right now.
It’s also Too Far.
*kwais*
Maybe I’ll just march to Bataan, then…
*whistles*
*crunge*
They should have repeated the one instead of the three.
Fibonacci fail.
Hahaha.
1, 1, 2, 3…
(I fail to see the fail.)
Nesting comment in correct thread fail.
Feck, it moved.
fail to see the fail of your own fail? thats fail.
They failed to fibonacci correctly, you never fail surely?
It looked like you were saying I failed.
What a Pisa work is man!
… how infinite in sum, in form and moving how apparent and admiral.
Now there’s stuff in my thoughts about his infinite faculties.
whoops… one of those is suppose to be a win… I think. o.O
I like the number two better. I could have laughed at saying two-two in my head.
Better than wearing one, I suppose.
Two-Two? Wait…that’s not a troll, that’s a Hooded Fang!
Desmond?
Jacob.
Oh, I had to google that. Looks fun!
He probably used this toy when he was little:
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Wow. That has got be the longest Holy Grail quote I’ve seen.
thou shalt eat my ass 33 times
I’m not sure avalokiteshvara ’s into coprophagia.
He’ll munch. They all munch in the end!
Excellent double entendre.
*munches*
shalt to FAIL!
That is a WIN of epic Epicness. I salute you.
3’s the magic number, for sure.
Learning Reinforcement by Repetitious Repetition.
“A succession of different stimuli that call for the same response
produces little repetition benefit, unless the stimuli differ only in
very superficial ways (e.g., in color). ”
http://www.pashler.com/Articles/Pashler_Baylis2_JEP.LMC1991.pdf
Thus. having the “3″ repeated in a different color makes this a valid learning toy.
Are you part of the TMI Service as well?
My grandma has to work with a TV remote control where the buttons look exactly the same when she’s not wearing her eyeglasses. But she prefers not to use them to recognize more on the TV screen. I spent hours and hours explaining her the most important button: the On/Off button. Do you, as an expert of stimulating sources have a solution for this? I, for the conclusion of your message would think that this would then be best for her to learn, where in fact it is not, or at least if I didn’t do any failures.
This ONLY works if there is consistency in the types and forms of repetition. Therefore, this is still an unmitigated FAIL.
*mitigate* 3
Wrong. Wrong Wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong.
Right!
3 wrongs make a right?
Well, 3 lefts make a right (turn)
Two lefts make a U.
No, but 3 rights make a left!
I used to have one of these with cute farm animals in. As far as I remember the numbers were right on it though.
LOL
1 rabbit, 1 rabbit, 2 rabbits, 3 rabbits…..
That leads to approximately eleventy-billion rabbits!
1, 2, 3… many.
one, two, many, lots
oh shit i used to have that toy XD
A, B, C, C
1, 2, 3, 3
DO, RE, MI, MI
BABY YOU AND ME, ME
99-Cent-Store Toy Department Win!
It may be 1,2,3,π
Buffail!
I’m going to be a total goober and wonder if the numbers rotate, so that a kid can practice putting them in order.
Then that kid fails!
Seen this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n4KtPfRqT8
You’ll think he used that toy back in the day.
haha, that’s pretty funny
i can count to 10!
1,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,10!
I can count to 10!
00,01,10
nice job counting to 2!
To everyone who’s commented so far – RECOGNIZING AN INTELLIGENCE TEST FAIL! It’s obvious, you give this toy to your child and treat said child like a total idiot until they tell you it should be 1-2-3-4, or maybe ask why the 3 is repeated and the 4 is missing.
You failed this test as a child, didn’t you?
“as a child”?
I failed, too. I actually tried to make sense of that comment.
What is this “4″ you speak of?
It’s a rotated b.
q?
a is for apple
b is for bear
q is for qwerty
d?
A poorly chiseled N.
First!
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
“Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?”
He should have just eaten the turtle.
Haha. I get it. So sad.
hmm not so much.
this post is a fail.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
At least if it went 1,2,3,5 then the child would learn something about Fibonacci.
Also, I’m dubious about the effects of associating a hexagon with the number 1.
Good thing Feist didn’t have this toy as a little girl.
Her toy was missing a 7 and an 8.
Look! Barack Obama’s first toy!
Yikes! I had this when I was a kid. 1-2-3-FAIL!
Hey, My son was playing to a similar toy yesterday. That was a corrected version because the number 4 was there.
Made in China obviously.
it’s O.K.
Bad shoop is bad.
Kids are now making toys for other kids. Cute
I had one of these as a child!
Think about all the kids mistaught by that thing.
lol.
Gaaahh!