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Meh
Meh two.
Meh two three
Meh two three three
Meh two three three three?
Meh
Mehmember when she slipped and fell on a urinal cake.
reference about an abrupt abutment to a butt in 3-3-2-1…
Butt there is no 9…
Butt there is a fore.
skin?
knee dip
*lunges*
Mmmmm caaake
Five!!!
Oh, I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for was “three.”
Do NOT give Pretentious White Girl the holy handgrenade.
How about this Norwegian Blue?
Sorry, no, it’s dead. How about some spam?
I’ll have the spam, spam, bacon, eggs and spam without the spam.
lol, i had spam for breakfast
Five (and spam) is right out!
Four shalt thou not count!
Neither count thou two!
…excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Once the number three, being the _fourth_ number, be
reached, thou shall notice the photoshop and declare it to be fake on failblog.org
Excepting that thou then proceed to three.
The number three, being the third number, is also the fourth number
WOOP WOOP MAH ZOIDBERG BE FAILING LIKE TIS RE-POST
WOOP WOOP
Whoop Whoop
When you run come around,
Cu(z) I kno ur the talk of the town yea…
I never really liked the number “4″, let’s just all pretend it doesn’t exist.
Agreed, 3 is the way to go. Especially regarding hands.
Did you know the number 4 is considered unlucky in Japan? It’s pronounced the same way as the word ‘death’, hence the unluckiness.
I thought that depended on the inflection when you said it. To fast, angry, or forceful and it sounds like the word for death.
SHH! don’t say SHI!
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*shushes & sushi’s*
ichi, ni, san, san
lol … ichiban nihongo fail!
After yesterday’s sushi fail, I actually dreamt about sushi. It wasn’t pleasant. And I’m embarrassed that failblog has influenced my dreaming.
You think that’s bad, failblog/ICHC is invading my life!
-ICHC has a book out.
-Somebody put a sign on the soda machine in the break room at work that says “Warning: Lightning Machine. Operate at a safe distance.” (Very reminscent of the Hand Dryer Fail.)
-One of our men’s restrooms was closed yesterday due to a plumbing problem, then this morning there’s a Men’s Restroom Fail on Failblog!
Is that art imitating life or life imitating art.
*uses term “art” loosely here*
I don’t know but I sure do pity pob.
Fail…it is the ultimate universal experience of the human condition.
sad but true
Aha!
Take on me?
Is it better to be safe or sorry?
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
-Mark Twain
“Well, den, I reck’n I did dream it, Huck; but dog my cats ef it ain’t de powerfullest dream I ever see. En I hain’t ever had no dream b’fo’ dat’s tired me like dis one.”
Well Jim, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog….
Ahh….the very words that I live by!
And the very words that have gotten me into more trouble than I can say. Not that I have any regrets, mind you! :p
‘gotten’. *shudders*
It’s a perfectly good word from the Old Norse, meaning to “obtain” or to “reach”.
There are some instances where it is not the best word to use, but in other situations it’s perfectly acceptable.
I know, it just makes my skin crawl.
Silly ‘merkins!
Misbegotten Irishwoman!
Delusional maniac!
Linguistic bigot!
Blaspheming trout!
Lecherous maggot!
Lovely person!
Adorable jigot!
Cunning linguist!
Oh, you wish, sweetheart. :p
I’m running out of insults with “got” in them…ummm….
Forgotten treasure!!
I don’t know if that’s an insult or a compliment!
I’ve just developed a very painful back muscle spasm. I can barely move. Pretty scary :s
Oooh, those are painful. I have some muscle relaxants for just such an occasion. They’ll make you a bit loopy, though.
Gaaahh!
Do you want us to call (3×3),(3×3),(3×3)?
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All kidding aside, how are you doing? Still having it?
I replied to this, but my comment ended up way down there ↓↓.
Ooh, and now it’s back up there ↑↑ !
I’ve noticed that a lot lately.
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I think it has something do do with the new paging process, the program now takes longer to figure out where a comment is supposed to nest.
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Hope Loz is ok.
It’s ok in a certain position, hurts when I move. I put some Deep Heat on, mmm yummy smell.
Yay! You had me worried there. A little brandy might help as well. Strictly for medicinal purposes of course.
I’m already fairly intoxicated! I had a lot of wine with my parents earlier, and a little JD. Come to think of it, this pain must be serious if I can actually feel it!