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  1. jack mehoff says:

    FIRST!

  2. Quique says:

    ARGH!

  3. Beren says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Noob and Leet…. it’s time for…
    .
    *******************************************
    *******Burn Of The Week – User Edition*********
    *******************************************
    .
    Everyone that wants to submit a Burn from the last week to share with the masses add it in below.
    .
    Please refrain from adding either your own Burns or Burns that have been made on you.
    .
    Maybe if this catches on we can get the Mods to bring it Back

  4. H@wk says:

    If this is a job application, how would you answer that?

  5. H@wk says:

    “not raping, but do have experience burning and pilaging.”

  6. Tehshay says:

    ohhhhhhh snap

  7. Mr. Zoom says:

    And for the opposite fail:

    “There’s only one ‘p’ in rapist.” — Perry White to Lois Lane, Superman: The Movie (1978)

  8. Slim Shammy says:

    Experience in Raping?
    Yes
    What other major commitments do you have for the year?

    Perhaps spending prolonged period in jail

  9. Beren says:

    What other major commitments do you have this year?
    .
    Well I have some pretty major jail time coming up thanks to my latest raping spree.

  10. fuzz on the concept says:

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently raping, raping at my chamber door.
    ___
    ~ Eazy-Edgar Allan Poke

  11. Marc says:

    I love the next question too: “If yes or no…..” – as if there are any other choices?!

  12. odd32 says:

    I got to say, ignoring for a second the rape issue, have any of you guys filled out rapping applications? Is this common now?

  13. cicili says:

    Application for American Idol, maybe?

  14. cicili says:

    Maybe in the Ghetto, odd32

    • Dalkorian says:

      In the voice of Eric Cartman …

      On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
      A poor little baby child is born
      In the ghetto
      And his mama cries
      ’cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
      it’s another hungry mouth to feed
      In the ghetto

  15. Slim Shammy says:

    It could be an application form to be part of the next R Kelly tour?

  16. fuzz on the concept says:

    “I’ll take The Rapist for $200, Alex.”
    .
    And the Jeopardy answer is, “Routinely asked of applicants seeking assignment to the Bush-administered management of Abu Ghraib prison.”
    .
    “Do you have any experience raping?”
    .
    “That is correct.”
    .
    “I’ll now take The Rapist for $400, Alex.”
    .
    The whole-friggin’-world-in-jeopardy answer is, “Routinely asked of applicants seeking assignment to the Bush-administered management of the economy … privacy rights … global warming ….”

  17. Josh Forman says:

    “Rape, murder, arson, and rape”
    “You said rape twice”
    “I like rape”

  18. mjfrombuffalo says:

    I had a horrible typist who had to transcribe my case plans when I was a social worker for a girls’ group home. Every time the case plan called for the word “Therapist” she would type “The Rapist.” “Linda will continue weekly hour-long sessions with The Rapist.” “The Rapist will submit montly progress reports to agency.” And it didn’t seem to matter how many times I had to return these case plans for retyping, she kept making the same mistake over and over and over… (insert Freudian reference here)

  19. blah says:

    Who applies to be a rapper anyway?

  20. Hydro says:

    This makes How to Catch a Predator loose its ratings.
    Plz Stop this Madness.
    How to Catch a Predator is how I spend my sunday nights with my pants off.
    Experienced Rapor FTW?

  21. asdf says:

    She was the victim.

  22. SJ says:

    Do you have any experience raping?
    Yes. In my defense I was on poppers.

  23. Nathan says:

    This is an application to be a member of R Kelley’s entourage.

  24. Fiat Knox says:

    I only signed up for the looting and pillaging. Think I’ll give the raping a pass.

  25. Tanadiel says:

    Imagine if the application had the question before the highlighted one was instead after it.

  26. Lunchbox307 says:

    OHHHH.. That’s with that upside-down ‘d’ thingie, isn’t it? How do you make that again? I can’t seem to get my mirror scanned.

  27. Pretentious White Girl says:

    Engrish comments reference win.

  28. Candice says:

    This is probably for an a cappella group (contemporary a cappella), and I would LOVE to know which one…

  29. Shmee says:

    I think it’s just a requirement of being a rapper that you be a raper too.

  30. Ctal says:

    I don’t know what’s funnier, the typo, or the fact that it’s on a rapper application.

    • Jesse says:

      Yes, it does seem somehow ironically appropriate!

    • zombieD says:

      I’m glad to see someone else noticed the bigger picture here: what we’re all looking at is an app to rap…maybe I should apply! I don’t have any raping experience though…if they’d only asked if I’d be willing to learn…

  31. Zrath says:

    “You said ‘rape’ twice.”
    “I like rape!”

  32. Captain Weiner says:

    First (on page 2)!!!!!!!

  33. greybob says:

    It’s a rap sheet.

  34. shoobeydoobey says:

    this is stupid… it’s just a damn typo… :|

  35. asdf says:

    lol, because all rappers are rapists or something?

  36. psyko says:

    I’d rather the raping than the rapping.

  37. Candice says:

    Hahahaha wow, me = fail indeed. :)

  38. Xtibet says:

    i love rape music xD

  39. Farkadoo says:

    Considering the substance of most rap, I am guessing it wasn’t a typo.

  40. Maria says:

    The funny thing is this is an application to a youth improving music camp. It’s religous and for dedicating your lif to God. LOL

  41. iLol'd says:

    raping and rapping at the same time…

  42. o says:

    rapping raping rapping raping
    little difference means a lot

  43. Thomas says:

    No self-respecting human being will answer that

  44. L33TN3$$ says:

    I read all of these comments…. what happened to the 200 comments rule
    intelcrates

  45. Jennifer says:

    How do you know the job wasn’t for raping??? hmmm???

  46. Whatsername says:

    ummmm wow like 3 of my cousins would say so get that job

  47. Woo Woo says:

    I’m pretty sure that its suppose to be spelling rapeing for this to be a fail. If you look down this application is actually about raping, as in music. There would have to be an e for it to mean what you guys think it means

  48. Laurrraa says:

    okay if you dont get it, look at the next question idiots, its supposed to say rapping.

  49. Desnivel jim says:

    don`t words to say


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