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Tsuchi

Having three hands would be a WIN imo.

jack mehoff

Just think about the fun you could have…

*masturbates*

*4-way!*

Marquizzo

Evidently, this artist didn’t go through the “sketching” phase in his work. Glad he’s not a doctor.

 
 
 
fluffy the fish

Oh man.. Think of all the things you could do with a third hand! Think of all the nose picking that would go on while you’re doing other two-handed stuff!

Loz

vienna could continually masturbate… not that he seems to have much of a problem with that as it is…

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

I can do it with my feet and have the joy of masturbation and dancing at the same time…:P

 
 
 
 
Thaluikhain

People discriminating against mutants…it’s not his fault if he worked at Three Mile Island when th-

Oops, sorry, should be saying:

“First!”

Aeternus

Reminds me of a quote from Total Recall…
Benny: “Damn baby, you make me wish I had -three- hands!”

random

I just watched that movie! And I would say the same thing. I think…

Donna T

How beautiful, even three armed monsters need romance..

 
 
Koki Kariya

There, it is an evolutionary advantage to fondle 3 boob lady.

 
 
Brandon_ha

If I could count this fail would be a lot funnier.

Marquizzo

Counting is overrated. You’re not missing out on much.

 
 
jack mehoff

Not for nothing, but I think that the one with three hands is actually female. If she isn’t, I might have to rethink this being straight thing.

 
 
Loz

Don’t you mean ‘fined’?

borokid19

Don’t you mean ‘fiend’?

Ineverfial

Don’t you mean “friend”?

Bo

Once you guys get started you don’t know how to quit, do you?
LOL

Avis

Is there a reason they should quit?

Bo

Calm down, honey. I meant is as a compliment

Bo

YOU STOLE MY NAME!!!

THIEF!!!

:O:O:O

 
 
 
 
Thiefree

Terrible puns are the life-blood of Failblog, probably!

 
 
 
Wordage

Don’t you mean “fried”?

 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

$50 good?
*tows car*

 
 
IngusJinx

If only she lived on Mars around the time of Total Recall

Skary

Which is better, an extra boob or an extra hand? i know the boob is a boob, but imagine what she could be doing with an extra hand.

Alchemist

Cook + Iron + Vacuum cleaning ?

dilettante

She’ll only do all of it after you tell her three times.

Lunchbox

Why, does she have three eyes, too?

dilettante

They photoshopped the one on her forehead out.

 
Fiddlesticks

Don’t you mean three ears? Don’t see how the eyes have anything to do with her hearing instructions…

Logic Fail…

Avis

You’d have to follow the inside jokes here to get that one. Not a logic fail.

 
 
 
 
 
Sm0k3y

I guess it depends on the location of the third boob, if it was in the middle of the other two or lower, then no…

Avis

Where, exactly would you WANT that third boob to be? On her back? Her arm? If the places that you mentioned are not acceptable?

 
 
 
 
Vagabond

…huh… she looks fun >>

Skary

its a 3 handed ginger kid, how do you want he to look?

Loz

“I’d hit that like a ginger stepchild”.

Hollstroh

Hee! This made me LOL for real. =)

Loz

I feel guilty just for typing it.

thepowerofblue

Yes, you were a very naughty girl to type something like that. And do you know what happens to naughty girls?

Khaaaaaaan

A spanking! A spanking!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
bob

A little odd, I wonder how the artist (if you could call him/her that) ended up doing that?

Vagabond

The artist’s eyes were focused elsewhere for most of the time ><

loufail

Or a quick cut&paste job. The author merged other 2 pictures (a redhead princess and a gay crusader) in 5 minutes, got his check a went to continue drinking.

 
Fiddlesticks

Nah, he was too busy masturbating.

 
 
Gothenem

The other hand was probably added later by someone else at the request of the publisher. (The hand being held looks like it was added in later - they probably felt it would be better, and didn’t want to pay for a new picture to be made, so they altered this one.)

fluffy the fish

The original artists also could have added the third hand. The publisher might have asked the artist to altar the painting, and they both forgot about the original hand, and no one else noticed it.

 
 
 
 
ForTheLolz

I predict the sound of 1000 voices rising in a chorus of, “That’s photo-shopped.” They always do, don’t they?

TMI Service

Maybe not this time.
.
The author makes fun of the notoriety she has received because of the cover art goof at wwwDOTchristinadodd.com/castles.php .
.
The book is Castles in the Air,” by Christina Dodd. The publishers have since reissued the book with a different cover, which featuring just a castle … and no people … and no requirement to figure out how many hands they are supposed to have.

 
Lunchbox

People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
Ten Thousand (photoshopped) fists in the air

 
 
Wurzelmann

This is just hilarious! Thanks for this great pic!

 
Bo

The artist must have been on something, surely. How about some absynth?

Loz

I think fuzz has some. Not the proper stuff, though!

Bo

That’s ok. I’m gonna get some proper absynth in my system with Halloween.

McFail

Ohh Ohh, I have some proper stuff.
*offers taste to Bo and Loz*

 
 
 
 
 
Tim

Lol the artist stuffed up old skool

 
fake loz

Three-armed maidens …kinky

SJ

Kinky three armmd maidens.