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Well, the show must go on
They dont seem to bothered…
Almost as dedicated as the Greek fella!
FIRST!
…is the worst
Second’s the best. Third’s the one with the hairy chest?
Third’s the turd.
That explains the smell.
Bad dog!
The bird is the word.
“THE TREES! THEY’RE COMING FROM THE TREES!” he exclaims.
“BRIAN! DON’T!!!!!”
Boy George fell down!
The bird is the word
Reading followups before posting FAIL
There, there. I do that all the time.
There, there. I do that all the time.
B-b-b-bird bird bird.. the bird is the word… bird bird bird.. the bird is the word…
*sung by Peter Griffin*
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
(baseball bats won’t nest below this level)
(humor won’t nest below this level)
You guys are all so yester-season….
Loz knows.
Loz knows what?
Comments /really/ won’t nest below this level
comments are wont to nesting at odd levels
Comments-not-nesting-below-this-level-FAIL
Baseball bat.
FAILAGE
I wonder who invented that? Childhood memories…
OMFG, i was sped reading, and i thouht you said something about cholera…weird
btw, i loved that mag cover so much i quote it almost every time i post
I thought you loved Penis more?
Penis!!!!
This “sped” reading is cracking me up. I haven’t heard that since the fifth grade.
you were the third.. just so you know
Except they’re not in danger of getting burned.
Notice the title: Singer Fail.
She fails at singing, that’s the joke. Never mind the dancer, he’s just doing his thing.
It’s not singer fail. It’s dancer fail.
do u even know who they r they ment to do that ur all thick
u spill lek dat n wer thick?
I lol’ed, burn of the week meybe?
(that was sarcasm… it is sad that this needs to be stated)
So why say it? Or spell “maybe” wrong, was that intentional?
hehe, thats why I say it
I Miss Burn of the Week….
Failblog came on a thread yesterday to say if they get enough good submissions, they’ll reinstate it, and if you want it back, send some in.
I Miss America
(… and so can you)
Some people in our nation don’t HAVE maps, and I believe that our education, such as South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as
I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future
LOL. I’m laughing just thinking about that.
Someone should submit it as a fail.
YOU MAKE DRAGON CRY!
And to think I lived eleven years in South Carolina. I must have been born with a high stupid resistance or something.
Here ya go Dragon… this will cheer you up…
In my life theres been heartache and pain
I don’t know if I can face it again
Cant stop now, I’ve traveled so far
To change this lonely life
I wanna know what love is
I wanna you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
I know commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
on a stick
Rickroll FTW ^^
Stephen Colbert for president!
But it’s so haaaaard to type out full words with a full keyboard on your computer. Best save the half second of time and require everyone reading it to spend an extra minute figuring out what the heck you’re saying.
i have one cool video of a friend that tried 3 times to kiss a girl and got back a slap and a punch in the nuts. how can i upload the vid in this web site?
for the ones who want to see it:
No harm in trying but it looks desperately set up… like a bad skit from a bad university sketch comedy show.
lol, what a bitch, WORST way to get rejected
According to the text right under the menu at the top of the page:
“Send Fail, Pwn and Owned pics and vids to failpictures@gmail.com All posts are user-submitted. (To add text to your image, use the lol builder, then email it.)”
FATALITY
exactly what I thought!
LOL
How awkward that must be falling them they just keep on singing.
Oh well, the show must go on.
Yeah, a concussion can wait.
Woot, second.
You seem pleased by this. You must have very little joy in your life. May I come in to talk to you about the one true joy we can all find in our hearts?
Coming first?
I didn’t go to Park Elementary
Me neither. I usually come second, if at all.
I didn’t really come second
. I thought I did, but I was wrong.
Ummm? You came but you faked it and then realized that you faked faking it?
Everybody makes mistakes!
“but i feel alright when i come undone
you are not making me wait
but it seems alright as long as something’s happening”
In my hearts? You sure?
oh man he moves!!!
He resembles that guy from Scissor Sisters, it’d be funnier if it actually was him.
Funnier because he’s got loads of talent and charisma that you don’t living in the basement of your mom’s house? Wanker.
I appear to have touched a nerve. I apologise…
Tea?
I really don’t like Scissor Sisters, mainly because of that hit they had that stayed in the charts over here for ages. Also his voice. I hate that too.
He has a good voice, but personally I can’t stand it.
I love this comment.
Oh, yes please.
Two sugars, thanks.
No sugar for you! Only salt.
Veruca Salt?
Looks like the guy in the video stepped on the egg-dicator.
I refuse to put salt in my tea. That would be barbaric! Uncultured!
Well tough! I am having all the sugar, and that’s final. There is plenty of salt if you change your mind…
That’s salt you’re holding. I swapped the two around while you weren’t looking.
*Sips tea*
Aah, bliss.
I thought you’d be underhand! Wait ’till you get to the end, and notice the Rich Tea at the bottom.
Aaaah! Fake tea!
*Runs aroud the room, screaming, arms waving in the air*
You didn’t notice the taste of pee?
Ewww. Uncalled for!
Sugar in tea is wrong. Sugar in coffee, however, is a must.
I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
If you try to mock me you’ll get knocked
I’ll stir fry you in my wok
You are all heathens. The only good tea is no tea, and coffee with sugar is an abomination.
I like neither tea nor coffee. I know, I’m weird that way.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
With a…spoon in it.
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.
Uncultured… Bacteria, then?
He wants you to touch his nerve.
Why the rage at Loz? Loz is lovely!
I wholeheartedly agree!
*cheers for Thiefree*
Struggles to find this ‘love’ you speak of.
I half-heartedly agree.
*unenthused cheer*
Oh, half a heart!
*cheers enthusiastically*
*struggles to pump blood*
Maybe you should visit E. Bucket of Blood then?
Haven’t you guys heard? Loz has achieved true internet fame. She has fans and haters and impersonators.
Well, as long as she not just doing it for the internet fame.
she’s*
(Gah! I just hate it when I notice a spelling or grammatical error just after clicking the “Add comment” button!)
Don’t hate the playa, hate the fame.
Also, Thiefree is lovely, give her some money!
… You’ll never know if you don’t try
You didn’t find $50?
“They will never suspect it was me!” he whispers.
Whoops, browser fail.
Are yo calling me a violater? So. Offended.
Yo’ a vi-o-lata’, ya’ hear me!
Yo, I didn’t mean to offend you.
It’s too late, I’m horribly offended. Only money can save me now. Money or chocolate.
“They will never suspect it was me!” he whispers while he tweaks his moustache.
It’s alright, it’s alright (alright)
He moves in mystrious ways…
me2
At least nobody peed their hideously ugly pants onstage, FERGIE.
Well you’d know all about black eyes, wouldn’t you, dilly?
SHUSH, LOZ! That’s between me and dilly and Tyler Durden!
And we DO NOT talk about what we do in the kitchen.
But what’s the second rule?
the second rule is contradicted by catch 22.
Catch 22 is a contradiction in itself, mainly because it doesn’t exist.
*universe collapses*
Now look what you guys did.
Well, at least CERN won’t get the blame this time.
Trust me they will eventually, the good news is though, the french can’t possibly run away from this one haha
You always hear about Catch-22. What happened to the first 21 catches, though?
They caught each-other out.
Who the Heller knows?
Why the hell are you asking me? I’m an actor.
I’m going to throw you in the Pitt of despair.
I’m Walken away now. This is getting ugly.
S’ok Rogue, I’m just mostly dead. And Six-Fingered Man/ Can’t be bothered to stir himself.
meh … another Child Protection Day ritual
Wait, what’s every other day of the year, then? Open season?
I love how they all take a look, confirm to themselves “Yeah, he fell off the stage” and then keep on singing and dancing.
They cut the part where the suit runs on stage and picks up the dead dove.
Everyone keep waving!
The show must go on
Hey… look at me… I can sing and dance…. I am the m eh —————–
Your comment was the meh.
No, I think it’s Mad Libs! I think it’s a noun…
I lol’d.
poop!
hippopotamus!
spatula!
city!
-mory of when I fell on my butt!
toboggan!
There’s just one place to go for all your spatula needs!
6th lol!
If this is only your 6th lol then you have to lol more often.
Ouch, the burn!
A lol a day keeps the doctor away! So a lol every eight hours will keep three doctors away. You’re on your own with the rest of the medical profession though.
Damn…that doesn’t work, either.
Dragonwriter, are you being chased by those damn pesky doctors again?
I want to be chased by the Doctor.
So, you want to play doctor hmm?
Who?
Everybody jump!
Word to your moms
I came to drop bombs
I’ve got more rhymes than the Bible’s got psalms!
“Rhymes” + “Psalms” = No Rhyme.
It’s meant to rhyme with ‘bombs’, although it doesn’t unless you have an American accent.
Ma’m.
It’s a near rhyme. I’ve always heard the “l” in “psalms” pronounced.
More like a distant rhyme IMO.
More like a non-existent rhyme IMA (in my accent).
Same here, I was referring to it being voiced with an American accent.
How do you pronounce the vowel? As an “ah” like in Sally?
In my accent it should be a sort of… “ah” as in arm. That works as an American pronunciation in moms, bombs, and psalms.
Can we all say ALUMINIUM (AL-YOU-MINI-UM)
yaaay
Psalms is ‘ah’ like in Sally, yeah
You guys are just making assonances of yourself.
Who you calling an asse?
My accent is fairly ridiculous though. It’s like a combination of Irish and Scottish.
Embarrassing when I leave the country
Ooooh, I LOVE Scots-Irish accents. Very sexy.
Now MY accent, on the other hand, is completely ridiculous. I spent years training the Wisconsin cow-talk out of my voice.
(In times of stress, an, “Oh, yah! You betcha!” will still slip out.)
That sound lovely! I might have to ask you to repeat stuff a few times,
but I LOOOVE accents! I do, however, have an unfortunate habit of picking them up lightning fast. Then people get upset because they think I’m making fun of them. I don’t even realize I’m doing it until they give me dirty looks.
Scotish and Irish accents on their own are sexy. When you combine the two… not so much.
I can’t say I’m familiar with Wisconsin cow-talk… do they have plastic car helmets?
LOL Avis, one of my friends is like that. It’s so amusing when you hear it start to happen.
Come to US…most of us wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between an Irish accent and a Scottish accent anyway.
Come to the US*
(Gah! I did it again! Where’s that pudding bukkit?)
More like plastic cheese helmets.
Seriously. I kid you not. People in Wisconsin wear plastic cheese hats on their heads.
Yeah, I’ve witnessed that.
I can’t understand it, because they’re really so different.
I went to London for two weeks, a few years ago, (keep in mind I’m from the mid-west) and I came back with at doozy of an accent. My mother thought I was faking it. After a few hours she realized I wasn’t.
Hahaha. When I was younger I developed a Welsh accent after just a few days of being around Welsh people. (I wasn’t even in Wales, it was in France.)
Oh and my Australian girlfriend has been living here for 2 years on and off, so you can imagine the bizzarity that is her accent now.
Dammit, I ALWAYS forget to change my name back after I temporarily change it.
And now my previous comment has disappeared?
*spanks failblog*
Loz i think you should feel privilaged cos i scottish livin in Aberdeen andi don’t got no socttish
damn north east 
i want to sound scottish soo bad
accent
Why do you not have a Scottish accent? Aberdeen is as Scottish as you can get!
Though not a very “privuh-log-ed” city, apparently.
If it’s not Scottish it’s CRAP!
And if it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP!
(Hey, is Dragonwriter spoken for yet?)
She doesn’t swing that way…
Erm…
Oops. X|
Heeeeeeeeeeeee!
*hug*
I’ve heard the second ‘backwards d’ in ‘bombs’ pronounced also, doesn’t make it right.
Yeah, how’d you make that backwards d, anyway?
Scan in a mirror, and open the picture next to a “d” in notepad.
Epic in D’ed
EPIC FAILURE!
Isnt this like Scooter?
How much is that fish, anyway? Hyper hyper! *kills self*
Nice, it’s Meat Loaf’s “Dead Ringer for Love” that they’re singing!
24th!
what was that? hmm…nothing I guess…
Did you hear something, too?!
*pop*
*pop*!
♫
Hope no one sees me get freaky
I’m nerdy in the exteme
Whiter than sour creme
♫
They’re a crew from a TV show in Spain (Operacion Triunfo), failing from within
I love how the thud was loud enough to be caught on tape.
And then he was eaten by C.H.U.D.S.
Is that anything like S.L.U.T.S.?
If S.L.U.T.S. live in the NYC sewer system and come out of your toilet to kill you!
Sometimes. It was an odd weekend.
he jumped on the audience! awesome
Damn, I’m out of the loop. I didn’t know they were doing a Survivor-American Idol “reality” show now.
HAHA!! OWNED! stupid
falling down while singing footloose?
irony win
Maybe the guy who fell off the stage was a real jerk, and everyone else was just like “Meh, whatever. Keep singing!”
Huh. Usually it’s the drummer or the bassist that fails…
What the @#$% was that?
the dude seeped into the ground.
a fate most dreaded by lawn gnomes
He’ll never roam again.
Now he’s going to loam alone.
But he’ll eventually foam in the gloam.
I’m going home…
Roamin in the gloamin
TRAP DOOR WIN!!!!
Remember when the guy fell off the stage.
Remember when the guy fell THROUGH the stage???
lmao. i missed the fail in this one at first, because of lag, and was thinking “whurs teh phail” .. considering it might just be the singers themselves, or the one in the red shirt, prancing about in the background
but srsly, obviously a ninja-assassin WIN
You think in lolspeak?
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there’s nothing in it
And you’ll ask yourself
“Whurz mai lolthink?”
You speak in lolthink?
Where is his mind.
Yup, He’s dead…
Most likely. I know of a woman here in south africa who also fell through a stage door like that, broke her neck and she was paralyzed for quite a few years. At least she can walk a tad bit now after some training. It is quite a shame.
LOL
Is it sad that the only thing I could think of while watching this was “OMG THAT’S A MEAT LOAF SONG”?
Only if you do the fandango
Oh no, I missed a period!
Congratulations!
That was quick. -highfives-
Are you hoping for it to be a boy or a girl?
(Um, nesting weirdly, I’m happy with either, but it’s up to Rogue and the significant other involved)
Like we say in show business…
The Damn Show Must Go On!
That’s like what they said in the first comment!
Yeah, except he swore. Woo, so edgy. So f*cking edgy.
last.
They try to act like nothing happened.
(moar failz –> http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2243336)
STOP THE SHOW! VANILLA ICE FELL IN!
hehe
They meant to sing, “Loose. Door loose.”
“I never liked that prick anyways”
I like how they all keep going. Loyalty fail!
i dont understand the Download plugin thing. why is it a singer?
when the music is this bad, and the dancing is this bad – i call it instant karma.
the rest have probably already died various other humiliating public deaths.
I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes! hilarious!
BRILLianT!!!
Well, the show MUST go on…
why can’t this happen to Rebelde ?
Evrey time a guy in shinypants goes down like that, GOD JUST LAUGHS & LAUGHS & LAUGHS
This is what you get for making ass music.
How about “Help Your Bandmate” Fail
FIRST!
White pants back-up dancers WIN!
Clearly they were lip synching and they felt they had to keep going or it would be too obvious. Note right after he falls they are just looking and the singing is still going, then the one starts singing along.
Omg, I just can’t stop laughing!
lol he never got up!
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