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Hey, I’ve got a worn-out old Taurus they can tow. Where do I find my $50?
And who do I have to violate to get it?
*points to the next tree down* that guy
Yup – There is a fail that needs some Violating… Some Violating’s what he needs…
*wanders off whistling and swinging a large pungent salmon*
Why has nobody screamed FFFIIIRRRSSTTT yet? Except for the person who was second…
Because, as you seem to have failed to realise, the first post in this thread was actually both relevant and witty.
*Stuffs the retard head first down his pants*
Well of course it was, and it’s a welcome change from the usual.
What you seem to have failed to realise is that I was actually making a mockery of the normal “FIRST” posts…
And now we shall make a mockery of you how do you like dem apples
How much longer before comments on this thread stop nesting? We’re getting close, right?
Can I call first on non-nesting posts yet?
Guess not…
maybe now?
nya, i try hard.
haha, got it. x)
Comment Nesting Protection FAIL
No comment
Sure I will!
sign fail.
violator WIN.
Whose pants?!
LOL
They don’t say they’re going to tow your car. They might tow you (in which case I’d skip the $50. It sounds painful).
That would be if the sign said towed *or* find $50. If you’re going to wind up hanging by your arse off a tow truck, you might as well take the money anyway.
Scratch my first sentence: Mental calculation failure there.
Logic Fail! XD
He gets an admitting it win.
Wow! They tow your car AND pay for a tank of gas! But I’m afraid of what/who must be violated for this treasure…
violator WIN.
There gonna tow me AND make me find 5 dollars WTF
Do you suppose that would cover the cost of towing?
i think it ought to say “fined”
oO how did you sneak in there? *redirects his point from above to bypass this tree and continue to the next* Look what ya made me do ><
You’ve been violated, professor.
I think you just stated the obvious.
obviously he was stating the obvious
But he’s a ‘professor’, you’re not allowed to question him.
Obviously!
Pfft. Some of the biggest morans I’ve ever met have been professors. I’ll question him for you guys if you’d like.
Since when did morans get that big? I thought all the running kept them rather thin.
I’ll get the bright light to shine in his eyes. Do we have thumbscrews?
Easy, now, Mz de Sade… Merely questioning. I know better than to take on one of “you guys/ladies”…
I wasn’t gonna USE them! I was just gonna make him/her THINK we might.
There being a slight difference.
Aw, but the thumbscrews are so much fun.
Well, I won’t stop you, have at it!
*keeps well away from the screwing of thumbs*
*notices that thumbs are the only thing getting screwed around here*
Not for lack of trying…
Let’s try another tack.
Please refrain from the use of thumbtacks.
Thank you.
The Management.
Hypocrite!
i kid you not
Leave young goats out of this. This place is kinky enough as is.
Professor Obvious Strikes Again!!
Joke Comprehension Fail.
He’s both a commissioned officer AND a tenured professor? This Obvious guy’s got it going on.
i accidently violated you, blame vagabond
FIRST!!!!!!
FAIL
*SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*holds up a score card reading 8.5* good form
*Takes a bow and wanders off in search of more retards in need of some violating.*
*Waiting for free fish in the retard line*
*Cuts to the front*
BWAHAHA! FREE FISH!
It took you 11 minutes to type that? Back to school, chum.
Or it took them 10 minutes and 58 seconds to finish up and climb off your mother and 2 seconds to type!!!
Support this hypothesis.
Why don’t you go support a hypotenuse?
Because the legs do this xP
So they’re necrophiliacs, too?
Ok I’m a violator. $50 PLEASE! Where can I find it?
A twisted Violator?
The real fail is when you find out that the $50 was actually set as a trap by Jim-Bob, the neighborhood rapist, and you’re now stranded without a car.
So… looks like -someone- needs a place to crash tonight… *creeps closer*
… ever seen that movie, Deliverance? … No? Good >> let’s walk
“You’ve got pretty lips”. One of the creepiest movie lines of all time.
I thought it was “You sure do got a pretty mouth”.
*pulls out his banjo*
*runs like hell*
That must have hurt.
Depends, what did he pull it out OF?
You may be right. That scene in Deliverance is among my semi-repressed memories.
My father made me watch it before going on a mandatory school camping trip.
I was in 7th grade. One of these days I’ll find an appropriate way to get him back.
Assuming your dad is “up there” in years, I would suggest showing him Bubba Ho Tep… and them tell him you’re thinking about sending him to a retirement home.
He’s already got his retirement “community” picked out. And he plans to
go there in a year or two. I need something more…… creepy.
I also have to pay him back for giving my CELL PHONE number to someone
trying to collect on a loan I never took out.
He really should worry more.
2girls1cup, dude? scared me like hell.
I don’t think being car-less would be the worst problem…
“Aww man! My car got towed.. Oh but look what I found!”
My friend and I saw this sign one day downtown. We laughed a lot.
Monopoly Chance Card Win!
Hahahaha win. Sucks if you were the car though. Go straight to jail…
Or maybe fortune cookie WIN
Cost of tow=$150- found $50…still a fail
…unless the tow guy is like our local tow guy and will accept a blowjob as payment… then $50 for bjowjob…meh
In other words, nothing, would be finer?
a win for anyone with a $49 car
Isnt this Engrish?
awesome
violators win!
Silver lining win?
Isn’t “I found $50″ what you say at the end of a long, boring story?
Finding $50 will help with the tow fee, at least.
Scavenger hunt win! Next on the list “find rubber ducky.” Hmmm, where to look?
Toad
and Frog are Friends. All Year.
What about Badger?
ah, yes … a challenger appears
Battletoads?
Everybody loves Hypnotoad.
But not the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka…
Oooh, now that would be an interesting battle. Hypnotoad versus the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka. Who would win? Anyone??
Hypnotoad, hands down.
But Squirtle can spray water from its mouth. At first, it may only be able to spray foam and bubbles, but with time it can learn to spray water jets like Water Gun and Hydro Pump. If it withdraws, it can still spray water out the holes in its shell.
It can also be easily taught Ice-type moves like Ice Beam and Blizzard.
That would end a staring contest quickly.
I would park there everyday!
Homonyms. Gotta love ‘em.
Unless you’re a homonymophobe?
Actually? That’s more like a win.
Not really, since your car will be towed regardless.
Sweet..50 bucks for some beer!
Good luck for them, eh?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2243336
i would use the 50$ they would give me to get my get my car out of hock… or bribe the tow truck diver not to take it
Sign Fail, Driver Win!
I think this is clearly a win.
wordpress test, this is only a test, in the event of a wordpress emergency… um… never mind.
yay! it worked!
good news/ bad news?
Well this certainly made me laugh hysterically.
NO NOT MY… ooh – fifty bucks!
this site iz gay az and u r all homos
you guys all fail for being gay
ur a lumberjack
hahhahahahaha
spelling book for this person!
Allright, I just did that now wheres my $50?
u have to look for it go find it!
i wanna be a violator to find me some 50 bux!