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mmm fried mice… first
not fried, raw…like the rest of the stuff on the tray, but still tasty!
What’s the problem? Never had a sushi mouse? They’re yummy. Just dip in the soy sauce and go!
This is so obviously photoshopped, it’s not even funny.
Actually going to the website now looks like it’s been photoshopped OUT.
not completely. The tail is still there, on the left.
Ooh, look, a fish!
*eats fluffy with some rice and seaweed*
Yeah, I think these guys were ganking pictures from online and using them. They have that Nemo sushi pic on the main page, only the eyes have been photoshopped out…
sneaky photo steal fail
This looks like the original picture.
http://imagenes.yonkis.com/5102004103120.jpg
It’s much bigger and still shows the mouse.
I found it by doing a Google Image search for “sushi platter”.
Yeah, I noticed that too. Definitely something fishy (so to speak) about that Web site.
for proof of these pics being ganked google image either ‘nemo sushi’ (for main page pic) or ‘mouse sushi’ for the mouse picture from yonkis dot com
fluffy the fish: The tail is still there.
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Cuz that’s the best part.
Actually, I’m sure it was photoshopped IN
Check http://www.fujiyamas.com and click on “Home” on the navigation - you can see that it’s been photoshopped out of it.
You are right! They really deleted the image of the mouse out of there! I guess in Japan white mice live longer, they are so hard to see in all that rice…
Japan? That restaurant’s in Florida.
If that’s the case, be happy it’s ONLY a mouse. We’re the food poisoning capital of the United States.
Or maybe the mouse was photoshopped out of the original? Look at the site’s pic where the mouse would be. The contrast between the sushi and the bowl is is a lot higher than around the other sushi in the pic. I dunno, still funny.
Agree on photoshopped. Disagree on funny. I loled.
go to the web site, that photo is altered, not this one
I did some investigation on each image, and the one without the mouse
has been photoshopped. The portion of the image that had the mouse is
one solid black color. Large areas of the exact same color NEVER appear
in an actual photo!!
That pic is crazy…
You need to hand in your photoshop expert card, or at least change your display name.
There are quite a number of ’solid black color’ areas on the picture and none of them are big enough to account for a removed mouse, especially not in the place where it’s been placed. I even took the liberty of filling your black area in pink so you can see how much it doesn’t cover.
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5141/youfailvy8.png
Ha, you wasted time drawing a deformed midget elephant.
You fail at understanding lossy compression in JPEGs.
The other spots that look solid black still have some deviations in the colour, except for the one where the mouse was. Look closely and you can obviosly see it.
Or you could just look to the left of where the mouse used to be. You can still see the mouse’s tail on the other side of the piece of sushi.
Now please explain to me: why would there be a mouse tail in a picture unless the mouse was photoshopped out?
http://www.fujiyamas.com/
you’re right - the one up there now has obviously chopped the mouse out.
LOL. Very true. How hilarious!
Terrible photoshop job, too.
Wow… why didnt they fucking notice a large fat juicy white mouse sitting inside the damn sushi plate lol.
seems like theyve dont it in paint rather than photoshop…
Your Engrish funny!
“thebombmom”? Is that you, Failin’?
mmm… shrimp fried mice!
Seriously, that one made me lawl.
I checked the website and Amazing Kevin is a wonder in photoshop. The mice was not there.
Actually Rabbit in Japanese sushi is called Kani…maybe it was supposed to be in there!
This is a fake. Go to the website (http://www.fujiyamas.com/) and you’ll see the true picture with no mouse on it!
mmm mickey platter
How considerate…they included a treat for your cat on the platter!
Not for your cat, it guards your food when you go to the loo.
Yeah, cuz your cat wouldn’t want any of that other stuff.
Cat’s don’t like seafood, dumass.
yes they do… what an odd thing to say
indeed
….
Cat’s don’t like fish?
Guess you never understand the LOLCat pictures where they’re staring at fish in fisbowls, hm?
Intelligence fail Bnadeeto.
Everyone above… Multi-sarcasm fail. Damn.
Knowing sarcasm doesn’t work on the Internet fail.
Not knowing sarcasm DOES work on the internet fail.
For the amount you would pay for any of that other stuff, would you give your cat any of it?
Give? What’s “give” got to do with it?
Understanding cat behavior FAIL.
What’s “give” got to do, got to do with it?
What’s “give” but a second hand in motion?
Did you mean to type ‘in motion’ or was it an unintended pun?
Pun intended, because that’s what the ladies want. (Girls just want to have pun.)
♪ What`s give but a sweet old fashioned notion?
Who needs a heart when a scrap can be taken? ♪
____
~ raelalt’s cat
(looks like pob and fuzz need the same de-ear-worming medicine)
As we all do, now.
Cats can’t eat sushi. They don’t know how to use chopsticks.
lol sushi mouse FTW
I think I’ll call it ‘Urkel’.
“Got any cheeeeese?”
This is the year of the rat.
So this means “you get free rat with dinner, please enjoy”?
Maybe it where the fat cats eat!
Please choose one from Category A.
Try all of column “B”
I’m in the mood to help you dude
You ain’t never had a friend like me
I’d hate to see the year of the monkey