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ClanFever

Well they can’t accuse you of rape if you decide you’re horny on the plane then can they?

Donna T

Finally! Freedom from these two legged shackles!

dfkhajsdf

well, its not like you had to wear pants in the first place, they’re more like a suggestion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=217mhbpADN0&feature=user

 
 
 
Cap'n Amaranth

Yes, Yes they can.

Dragonwriter

^^That comment has approximately eight gazillion times more fail than the picture does.

Aeternus

This just in. Terrorists escorted off of United flight 83. Suspects are all reported to not only not only have been packing more then one pair of pants, they were also actually -wearing- some! Why airport security at JFK allowed them to board remains for the moment, unanswered, however authorities responded swiftly and decisively to quell this threat.

Spazmataz

In other news, a horny passenger was not accused of rape.

Ped_Xing

I don’t see any problem with this not carrying pants in my baggage…it’s usually the other way around, isn’t it?

fluffy the fish

Carrying baggage in your pants?

Ped_Xing

well, that’s where I usually keep my baggage, yes.

Khaaaaaaan

That’s not so much where I keep the baggage as it is the root cause of the baggage…

jack mehoff

This is just a shameless plug for that t-shirt comany –>>

Maybe it’s time to take a trip…

*masturbates*

Bo

… Mrsausage, where are you?

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Cow

In Park Elementary, whore children come first.

 
jack mehoff

I bet you say that every time you take off your pants…

 
Admiral Apparent

Vienna likes his pants huffed.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
udirty

yeah, clanfever isn’t too smart

 
 
 
Understands Pants

Basic understanding of pants, ethics, and law FAIL.

thepowerofblue

You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day!

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Pants!
Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!

laurahasblueeyes

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

South of the Border

Are you trying to tell me that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?

 
 
 
 
dawntreader

i would like to commend you for being probably one of three people on this planet that remembers that song. :D

WIN!

 
 
 
vertigo

Not if you yell “surprise!” first.

 
 
 
MorallMorall

I wonder if whoever took the picture called the airline asking if it was unsafe to bring pants… I would have. Can’t be too careful these days…

 
maximus

i dont get it, paint can be dangerous, why did he underline it? i mean it can explode, if u shoot the oaint a fire, its flameble. THIS PICTURE R DUMB

fuzz on the concept

LIAR LIAR PAINTS ON FIRE

jessemoya

Ah crap. That’s what I came in here to say. Now I’m all out of wit.

Um, FIRST!

Admiral Apparent

Potty mouth ^

 
 
 
Macavity

Uh, dude, the fail is in the spelling. It’s supposed to say “paints”, but it REALLY says “PANTS”.

failblob

Boo you whore!! way to ruin the fun…

 
 
neverusuallyfail

if you shoot at the paint that would normally mean you have a gun…….
how are you going to get a gun on a plane?!

CLEVER FAIL!

 
zach

hahahaha reading FAIL
it says pants

 
 
maximus

oHHHH i get it nvm, they misspelled paint lol now this picture ruls

lol pants

dilettante

Lolpants, yet another lolcats offshoot.

ErickB

O hai am in yur pantz makin dem dantz

dilettante

I can has curdaroiz?

Lunchbox307

Scuze me, miss, duz deez pans come wif da antz alreddy ins dem? Or duz I gotsta bai dem sepuritly??

thepowerofblue

*tries to read lolspeak*
*brain breaks*
O hai I can reed it nau!

SolStrom08

Dude… get over the lolspeak, not that hard to read. Ignore the spelling and read the meaning…. not that i use it myself, ’specially since this is FAILBLOG.org.

Avis

But, see, BECAUSE this is FAILBlog, we don’t use lolspeak. And reading the meaning doesn’t always help. To get to the meaning you sometimes have to read lolspeak aloud. This takes too long. Just write in normal-speak.

failblob

Go have a cry, without ICHC there would be no fail blog
for the grammar nazi club!

Dragonwriter

*snicker*

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bob

funny that’s what I did when I read your post too!

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Admiral Apparent

Yawning is contagious, just like laughter.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Piny

maybe it meant to be “PLANTS”. but why no plants? why?

Cap'n Amaranth

Perhaps to avoid poisonous plants?
Or pointy ones; I suppose you could threaten to strangle someone with a bramble.
Maybe just for quarantine reasons.

 
brewski

Maybe it’s no pleated pants? My dry cleaner can get pleats mighty sharp.

dilettante

If they mean pleated pants, I heartily agree with this restriction.

fuzz on the concept

heh - the last time dilettante agreed with a restriction and the texture of things got rough, she pleated and panted.
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I’m just sayin’ … and, um, making stuff up … and, um, spinnin’ a yarn … and, um, weavin’ a fabrication … and, um, probably pressin’ my luck, um, more than a stretch …

dilettante

Stretch pants are worse!

ErickB

Dont’ worry fuzz, I am pretty sure that you can iron out any wrinkles your comments may cause.

 
fuzz on the concept

(note to self — less time on the rack for dilly)