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Well they can’t accuse you of rape if you decide you’re horny on the plane then can they?
No pants allowed!
Finally! Freedom from these two legged shackles!
well, its not like you had to wear pants in the first place, they’re more like a suggestion
was that woman reading a book about rape????
…Bleach, etc…There’s more to that list?
yup and if they dont tell you you wont know… bring anything on you want tahts not on that particular list…
i would just not wear pants and if they asked i would show the the paper….
Yes, Yes they can.
^^That comment has approximately eight gazillion times more fail than the picture does.
This just in. Terrorists escorted off of United flight 83. Suspects are all reported to not only not only have been packing more then one pair of pants, they were also actually -wearing- some! Why airport security at JFK allowed them to board remains for the moment, unanswered, however authorities responded swiftly and decisively to quell this threat.
In other news, a horny passenger was not accused of rape.
I don’t see any problem with this not carrying pants in my baggage…it’s usually the other way around, isn’t it?
Carrying baggage in your pants?
well, that’s where I usually keep my baggage, yes.
That’s not so much where I keep the baggage as it is the root cause of the baggage…
This is just a shameless plug for that t-shirt comany –>>
Maybe it’s time to take a trip…
*masturbates*
… Mrsausage, where are you?
In Park Elementary, whore children come first.
I bet you say that every time you take off your pants…
Vienna likes his pants huffed.
yeah, clanfever isn’t too smart
Basic understanding of pants, ethics, and law FAIL.
You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day!
.
♫
Pants!
Pants!
Sing the praises of pants!
♫
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Are you trying to tell me that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?
Anchorman Win!
MST3K WIN.
i would like to commend you for being probably one of three people on this planet that remembers that song.
WIN!
Not if you yell “surprise!” first.
I Cant make sure my baggage is safe if i don’t have pants!
lame…
duck…
*gooses a bush*
gorse is a bush…
Gore versus Bush
Goose versus Fabio
Gorbushkov
better than a limp Dick
*brains asd*
I wonder if whoever took the picture called the airline asking if it was unsafe to bring pants… I would have. Can’t be too careful these days…
i dont get it, paint can be dangerous, why did he underline it? i mean it can explode, if u shoot the oaint a fire, its flameble. THIS PICTURE R DUMB
LIAR LIAR PAINTS ON FIRE
Ah crap. That’s what I came in here to say. Now I’m all out of wit.
Um, FIRST!
Potty mouth ^
Uh, dude, the fail is in the spelling. It’s supposed to say “paints”, but it REALLY says “PANTS”.
Boo you whore!! way to ruin the fun…
if you shoot at the paint that would normally mean you have a gun…….
how are you going to get a gun on a plane?!
CLEVER FAIL!
hahahaha reading FAIL
it says pants
oHHHH i get it nvm, they misspelled paint lol now this picture ruls
lol pants
Lolpants, yet another lolcats offshoot.
O hai am in yur pantz makin dem dantz
I can has curdaroiz?
Scuze me, miss, duz deez pans come wif da antz alreddy ins dem? Or duz I gotsta bai dem sepuritly??
*tries to read lolspeak*
*brain breaks*
O hai I can reed it nau!
Dude… get over the lolspeak, not that hard to read. Ignore the spelling and read the meaning…. not that i use it myself, ’specially since this is FAILBLOG.org.
But, see, BECAUSE this is FAILBlog, we don’t use lolspeak. And reading the meaning doesn’t always help. To get to the meaning you sometimes have to read lolspeak aloud. This takes too long. Just write in normal-speak.
Go have a cry, without ICHC there would be no fail blog
for the grammar nazi club!
*yawn*
*snicker*
funny that’s what I did when I read your post too!
Yawning is contagious, just like laughter.
*snicker *
lolspeak… making stupid people evidently incappable of functioning since day 1!
maybe it meant to be “PLANTS”. but why no plants? why?
Perhaps to avoid poisonous plants?
Or pointy ones; I suppose you could threaten to strangle someone with a bramble.
Maybe just for quarantine reasons.
paints.
Maybe it’s no pleated pants? My dry cleaner can get pleats mighty sharp.
If they mean pleated pants, I heartily agree with this restriction.
heh – the last time dilettante agreed with a restriction and the texture of things got rough, she pleated and panted.
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I’m just sayin’ … and, um, making stuff up … and, um, spinnin’ a yarn … and, um, weavin’ a fabrication … and, um, probably pressin’ my luck, um, more than a stretch …
Stretch pants are worse!
Dont’ worry fuzz, I am pretty sure that you can iron out any wrinkles your comments may cause.
(note to self — less time on the rack for dilly)
No, I think the more time spent on my rack, the better.
Do you put meat snacks on your rack?
*Puts Macavity in case of doubt*
I think it is meant to be “Paints”. There is what looks to be a spray paint can pictured on the card.
Your “no, shit…”-o-meter is working overtime today, salohcin.
I think you’re right, but that doesn’t help much. Why no spray paints? Why can we take other sprays on?
who are you and where have you seen that name before??? Or am I sleep typing…
Pants on plane!
OMG!!!! That man have is pants on!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
We ALL have is pants on! It’s have is pants on day!
all your pants are belong to us?
Pants on a Plane? Was Samuel L. Jackson in that?
So you’re telling me I’ve got a plane full of pants on crack?!
Soylent Green is people have is pants!!!!!!!!
In space, nobody have is pants!
In Soviet Russia, pants is have YOU!
Think before u FAIL!
Please, do the world a favor, and follow your own advice!!! Oh, never mind, too late!
I’m tired of these mother-f-ing pants on my mother-f-ing plane.
There… there… no need to get upset…. we will all remove our pants now….
fluffy’s getting nekkid?!
*pants*
You’re skirting the issue.
It’s true, he’s not addressing the problem.
*composes himself inside address*
I’d rather see you in a kilt.
Four score and seven years…
*Gettysburg*
remember in that Braveheart movie when you could see that kilted guy get poked in the butt.
*remembers*
Kilts are beneficial to male fertility.
Not to assume that fuzz would need any help in that area…
What do Scottish ursines have under their kilts?
A BEAR ARSE!
Well, no pic’s of Fuzz, but…
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=22122&l=731ad&id=1179394245
Spats and sporrans and kilts, oh my!
I have to say…I do love men in kilts!
Maybe this is why Edinburgh is my favorite city in the world.
Glad to see the Irish flag there
Why no Scottish flag, though?
Wait, why am I looking at the flags?
Have you got a flag?
Yes. *plants flag*
This is now Lozland, you can’t have it. Go away.
There’s no one here! (*Excuuuuse me!*) There’s no one here!
Why is there a flag on my bed? Geez, I leave the room for a few minutes to take a shower, and this is what happens?
I must be distracted for a while by the presidential debate on TV, please don’t let anyone take over Lozland in my partial absence.
*hands keys to pob*
(Keep an eye on that dragon one).
How about ‘paints’… just look at the little pictures.
In accordance with airline policies, Steve decided not to wear pants to his cousin’s wedding.
Exploding pants are a huge problem with the transportation industry today. I’m really surprised you guys didn’t know this already.
How cum I never heard of that? Kind of hard keeping up with all the news.
No, it’s true. They’re dyed with dangerous chemicals and the zipper acts as a flint.
‘cum’ and ‘bukkit’ in the same thread, teehee.
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You make me want to explode in my pants
In a good way, or a bad one?
Either way is bad, his pants will get pretty messed up in the front or the back.
Not if he opens his pants up, or drops them.
I was gonna say that.
Procreation at its best.
GOING NUDE WIN!
What’s next ? no socks ?
No clothes.
Naked flights.
That would really speed the lines at security, wouldn’t it? The down side is, of course, the severe job stress placed on the airport security workers. Can you imagine having to look at naked travelers all day?
*barfs*
That’ll make airport security’s job a lot easier
Or harder, can you imagine them making everyone bend over and spread ‘em?
Oh, I think you know what’s next…*wink, wink*
Are we talking American Pants here, or English Pants? Should we avoid both just to be certain?
I dont know about you guys, but this story makes my pants go crazy.
How am I supposed to make sure my baggage is safe with NO PANTS??!
Contradiction Win.
Forget the pants, who the hell is taking bleach on an airplane?
oh, I am. I got this pair of pants I was going to bleach.
I have this pear, and pants; I was going to the beach.
Technically, folks, it doesn’t say you can’t WEAR pants. You just can’t put them in your baggage.
So if I really wanted I could wear explosives? I doubt that would go over well…
Well, as long as the industry is going down the toilet might as well have some fun with it. Party like it’s a college frat house!!!!
First 61 passangers get a free trip to the klink!
Matches, lighters, gas, pants, fireworks, and bleach are all you need to cook crystal meth. No wonder you can’t bring them with you.
Kari Byron from Mythbusters made pants explode
Lord Byron died of a fever from exploding pants
Byron Katie makes her living exploding your myths.
She has a tendency to do that.
With this new restriction, people now REALLY have a reason to hate tourists… =P
Tip: DO NOT use this airport to go on a skiingholiday…
Of course, it was all of this no-pants thing that got us “Snakes on a Plane”
BTW – you can’t bring etc. in your luggage either. That etc. would definitely include under-PANTS. Then, since we are now in the clothes department, etc. would have to include any article of clothing.
Yup – naked flying!
Definitely gives an incentive to “Fly the friendly skies.”
And suddenly the Mile High club is a LOT less exclusive!
The Mile Low club, however, is still pretty exclusive.
Oooh. A club of “two”, mayhap?
I brought a flashlight. You may have to show me the ropes.
That sounds like a binding commitment. Think you’re up for it?
We cemented our friendship some time ago.
Yes, it was a lovely concretetation ceremony, wasn’t it?
Some pay extra for that.
The Germans are already doing this:
http://www.eturbonews.com/1087/nude-airline-take-germany
ZE GERMENZ!!!
There is no I in team….or in paints either
I hear POB’s pants can be very deadly.
Yes, that’s why they should be handled by authorized personnel only.
*handles*
Done expertly as usual.
Why would anyone take pants with him? That’s retarded.
Pants are for squares!
Squarepants?
Aye, the hot pants. Yar!
Scottish safety instructions.
I always did prefer my men in kilts.
D’you know why they call it a kilt?
No, why do they call them kilts?
It was originally a Scandinavian word. Danish, I think. It translated into Middle English as “kilten”, which meant “to tuck up”. I think it refers to the pleats.
*wonders if she just kilt the joke with actual-factual information*
skirt+”tuck up”=probably a trannie
Seems like the logical thing, that way they’re not wearing pants. Then they can board the plane.
Spelling fail
Hm…
At last I can take my plants for a tour
Thank goodness pants have finally been banned somewhere! I’ve always thought we should all be wearing skirts. Nothing like a hot guy in a short skirt when the wind is blowing.
But what about all the not-so-hot guys in short skirts when the wind is blowing?
Or worse, when they’re blowing wind?
This is where Scotsmen have the advantage. Yaay kilts!
NO PANTS!
They’ll have to pry my pants from my cold, dead, fingers–
Wait? Am I on Qantas? *Oh sh*T! We’re goin down!!*
WHhhaaaaaaaaargarble!
I think it was meant to say paints..
it means for marawana or weed or pot
How can I protect my baggage,
if I’m forbidden from packing pants?
FAIL! That is the best!
Introducing… [half] naked airlines!
Where pants are a no-no!
the waitress might get you laid and have no time to wait
arr crap i only pack pants and a tshirt on my holidays now wat ami gonna do
In Soviet Russia pants wear you. http://alexiuss.deviantart.com/art/PANTS-24267567
that’s only if you’re a liar
I don’t see any difficulty with this not carrying underpants in my baggage…it’s unremarkably the opposite way around, isn’t it?
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marq thompson
I don’t see any difficulty with this not carrying underpants in my baggage…it’s unremarkably the opposite way around, isn’t it?
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marq thompson
Down with Pants! Up with Kilts!