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I suspect foul play….
Surely you mean FOWL play?
Fowl don’t play. Fowl drop dead.
well it was kinda flying for a second there…
If you count being thrown as flying…
“This isnt flying, its falling with style!!”
No style at all…
You killed Kenny! You bastards!
Suck my balls Kyle!
I doubt some foul play. Act I Scene III Hamlet.
(Act I, Scene II, sweetie.)
lol wow a 2 for one show, a fail under a fail video
Alas poor Yoric, I knew him well.
I don’t have any idea what act or scene that’s from.
Kilkenny, prolly t’worst beer in the world.
Kilkenny is a very nice county, though.
Great movie!
“The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
42 doves to you for that reference.
agreed
Agreed. That was almost, but not totally, completely different from flying.
And for you, good sir, a free towel.
I <3 you people!!! Do you have your towel?
Heh, 2nd reference to that in… 3 days? (Victory fail)
Nice Hitchhikers guide reference
so much for subtlety
That’s what happens when you don’t have your towel with you!
That bird hung in the air in much the same way that bricks don’t.
♫
There’s a problem, feathers iron
Bargain buildings, weights and pulleys
Feathers hit the ground before the weight can leave the air
Buy the sky and sell the sky and tell the sky and tell the sky
Don’t fall on me (What is it up in the air for) (It’s gonna fall)
Fall on me (If it’s there for long) (It’s gonna fall)
Fall on me (It’s over it’s over me) (It’s gonna fall)
♫
Rob you are some funny bastard that comment had me going for ages
Toy story rules!
wow….quoting little kids movie fail
It didn’t so much fly, as plummet.
Monty Python reference win!
It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
The dove’s not dead, he’s resting.
Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.
Ba-ah-ah-ah-ah! (splat)
Yeah, I agree and besides: “He’s getting better.”
If you look at 0:06, you can see that the bird was quite dead from the beginning.
Not so much flying, more plummeting
i think the kids killed it cause it didnt look that alive… i mean they prolly held it too tight…ANIMAL CLUELTY
I do feel sorry for that bird, but get a clue man…
In Soviet Russia, fowl plays you!
You just HAD to say that didn’t you?
In Soviet Russia, that just had to say you, or something…
In Soviet Russia, they would shoot you over the fail that you just committed.
I don’t get the joke.
There’s not one, I don’t think…
Sara J! Nicer to see you then anybody! How ya been?
Then, but not now??
In Soviet Russia, NOW, but not THEN!
Thanks, thanks! I’ve been great! Growing bigger by the minute, causing trouble at work, just the usual! And you?
That sounds WRONG
Who knows what they did…
In Soviet Germany, Dove chokes you!
In Soviet Russia, my english don’t understand you.
In Soviet Russia, F@CK YOU!!!
You’re just don’t get the mechanics of the “Soviet Russia” joke. BANNED!
That’s because
1. You’re not old enough to remember Soviet Russia
2. You’re not old enough to remember the best jokes about same.
It’s OK. That’s what YouTube is for. Look up Yakov Smirnoff.
Its a joke from the simpsons.
Oh, come on. Isn’t that obvious?
Yes, very.
Painfully so, in fact.
ouch
In Soviet Russia… obvious isn’t that… (?)
The Soviet Russia joke generator has just broken down. We apologise for the inconvenience. For now, please be content with some tasteless ‘your mom’ and ‘your face’ jokes.
Your mom just broke down. Sorry – couldn’t resist…
Broke down on my face.
In soviet russia, your face breaks down on…
forget it.
thanks
Your mom?
Would you tell your mom to stop sitting on my face. I would but I can barely breathe let alone talk. Though my typing skills seem to be unaffected. Hey, I didn’t eat any corn today…I think I’m gonna be sick.
Your mom is so fat that she can jump in the air and get stuck
The irony being the fact that this fail is in fact recorded in soviet Russia… but judging by the quality of posts, that little fact will be lost on most of you
in soviet russa movie watches you!
slava??
i have one cool video of a friend that tried 3 times to kiss a girl and got back a slap and a punch in the nuts. how can i upload the vid in this web site?
for the ones who want to see it:
Haha!
Little Fact:
If you hold a dove the way the kid did in the video for a long period the dove will fall asleep. Nice way method of waking him up.
Panic at being first = bad and mis-spelled pun FAIL.
I’m so sorry.
Don’t be srrry, you still wrrrked it, wrrrkin’ grrr.
Is thrrrrr srrrme ourrrrrtbrrrreak of rrrrrrrrrrrrs?
No not in the rs
“Well that’s not what your mother said last night”
I think so but I had my “r” vaccination this year. Unfortunately you all are doomed if you do not have yours yet.
Aye
Leave my rrrs alone!
…funnyfail
Assassination
Is there another grassy knoll nearby?
No, but there is Degrassi Knoll in the Nearby plains.
Ah, Degrassi Junior High. Good memories.
I prefer Degrassi Knoll, myself. The gnolls there have some good mushrooms.
Nice plunger too.
BAH! All those dang crossdressing, plunger using gnolls! Screw this… I’m off to find booze.
Couldja bring some back with you…?
Of the cross-dressing variety?
in soviet Russia your mom’s facial plunger plunges you
only at your place
“Everybody can succeed, all you gotta do is believe,
let’s be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts,
come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.”
…whore children come first!
Dagrassi Jr. High…Whore children come first! Welcome back
that was just about the gayest thing anyone has every posted on a forum.
it was only beaten by the words ‘I am gay’
LOL russia i gues?
yes – they were celebrating their recent peace with Georgia.
Win.
Does anyone else think that the bird dying is an omen? ;o
Are you sure it’s not Greece?
It is Russia for sure, “Child Protection Day” (1st of June) celebration.
P.S. This is not related to Georgia, Not_you.
I think the bird wished it had a holiday dedicated to its protection too.
THAT’S MY BIRTHDAY.
Worked great in Beslan.
Naw, Russia. The sign at the start says “June 1st, Child Protection Day, Peace Square.” Child Protection From Falling Fowl Fail.
Remember, wind up the neck good and tight before you let it go.
Kids were probably bored so… ‘ let`s play with the bird… ‘
But maybe it was one of those hidden messages… xD
Awe, kids it’s just sleeping.
This dove is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! He rests in peace! THIS IS AN EX-DOVE!!
No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue Dove, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
His metabolic processes are now history! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bloody choir invisible!!
Well, then can I interest you in something to eat? There’s Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
I don’t like spam!!!
*Singing vikings*
HELLO POLLY! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!
I’d like to buy some cheese instead, then.
“Ohh! The cat’s eaten it.”
Has he.
Gouda?
I’m afraid we’re fresh out of Gouda.
I’ve got a slug…
Where can that fish be?
It is a most elusive fish!
Fluffy?
yes?
yes?
He’s just stunned ! He’s pining for the fiords back home !
The plumage don’t enter into it!
He’s not dead- he’s just stunned !
But the plummet-age does. Yeah. Sorry for the bad pun. Had to.
Monty Python WIN
They should return it to the pet store after a week in the fridge, like Gob.
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
“You didn’t eat that dove, did you?”
“Oh, so the guy in the $3000 suit is going to eat a dove?! COME ON!”
“Buster hit the dove, I just roofied it.”
Maybe you would like some chicken instead?
Dead Pigeon Do Not Eat
I don’t know what I expected…
Certainly not the Spanish Inquisition!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
So… uhh… eat LIVE pigeon?
I love how they still wave at the bird even though it’s lying right in front on the floor.
ROTFLCAKEZORLMAO!
that not how zorb roll on the floor
I googled ROTFLCAKEZORLMAO. Being the first for using that Win!
“We don’t believe in omens, right guys? … guys?”
We are now at DEFCON ONE.
The bird was a spy leaking secrets abroad, the ‘releasing’ was a government cover up. Simple, kill the spy in advance and make it look like kids did it. Then shout “You’re doing it wrong!” at kids, deflect blame – no more spies.
Oh, the poor bird was dead.
Much though I appreciate the irony of the dead Russian peace dove, I don’t think I can suppress my basic empathy enough to make light of the events of this video. Something living died. I don’t find that remotely funny.
So here’s where I say “Failblog Fail.”
Oh, cheer up! I’m sure it was dead before it hit the ground…
It was, it had its neck broken after enduring several months of torture (see above comment).
Well, seeing as that bird’s death is likely to have been at the hands of the children holding it, I submit that there are only two career choices now open to them: serial killer, or veterinarian.
By the way they were pointing and laughing I imagine it will be the former.
All they need now are for the kids to start wetting the bed and setting light to things, and they’ll have acquired all the right qualifications for the job.
It was just a damned bird, you creep.
_Something_ was damned, at any rate.
Some people see animals as more than just things to be used and abused.
We call those people “Furries.”
Win.
Furries do more than use and abuse?
Mice aren’t furry?
Oh, god, you win. Have my house.
**clap**
Skipping over the irony of that comment coming from someone who chooses to call themselves ‘Mouse’, I’ll just say ‘Humanity Fail’.
No, it’s not an earthshattering tragedy; one little bird doesn’t mean much in the scheme of things but that doesn’t mean it isn’t sad when it dies for no reason beyond a couple of moron kids squeezing it too tight.
Said someone named ‘Mouse’.
It might have just been playing dead or stunned, I’ve seen birds do that.
Like two sparrows and the blue jay that flew out of my cat’s mouth.
He’s a good ‘catcher’, but not a very good ‘hunter’.
Ok, I admit I laughed, for a second. But then I had a sad.
I don’t think it was dead. It seemed to move a bit, aside from the energy imparted to it by the child. He was probably unintentionally crushing the bird in his mitts.
I agree, Fiat Knox. The site is funny – a dead bird is not.
I think the boy knew, he had a funny look on his face.
What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don’t know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f^cked up maybe, but I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to f^ckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
damn.. forgot the quotes. citation fail, APA style fail, term paper grading fail…
PLAGIARIST!!
Easy there, Scarface.
Real good there, fella.
Goodfellas recognition fail, Goodfellas rant quoting fail. You guys are even.
Love – Love. Your serve.
Dammit. I thought you were quoting Pesto. :p
Amimaniacs FTW!
lucky # 13. is it actually dead?
OMFG, it is dead
The bird is dead, but the feng shui of this meeting facility really helps me cope!
Too bad, I liked that magazine!
i get it.
Rest in Peace Dove Win.
nice … though now someone may have to rip a new one
ARIPPPPPP….
as you rip, so shall you sew
… or else we are so going to the mall
Yeah! Let’s go to the Mall!
*makes bad reference to television*
AARP. You’re spelling it wrong!
It’s a name WIN – it’s a Dove, and that’s what it did!
fat or fabio?
(Dove Campaign for Real Beauty meets Fabio killing a bird with his face)
Don’t Read This!
By the way, what’s your return policy?
They seem a little brainwashed in the way the most of them just carried on…
remember when the bird was just carrion.
Remember when she fell on her butt??
remember when they waved their hands to the dead dove.
remember when you couldn’t carry the dove on the plane because it was wearing pants.
But at least the cow has a helmet, and the knob turns clockwise, else we’d all be in real trouble.
I’ve heard Southwest charges you $25 per carrion.
In desert southwest, carrion birds eat you.
They carried on, carried on like nothing really matters.
You’ve already brought a bolt of lightning. Although it IS blue.
Is it very, very frightening?
To me it is.
Galileo?
Galileo!
Figaro.
I can recommend a good barber in Seville.
Magnificooooooooooooooooo!
Mom I——- just killed a dove
Put my fist around its head
Threw it up and now it’s dead…
Mamaaaaaaaaa! Ooo ooo oooo oooooooooooooo!!
Didn’t meeeeeean to make it die!
I’ll get another bird to fly sometime tomorrow…
But now I’ve gone and thrown it in the air
Sometimes i wish it was never born at all
Ozzie? Is that you?
That was a bat.
Freddie, on the other hand, had wings on his shoes.
(www.ftdDOTcom)
Of course they’re brainwashed. I looked into the eyes of that bird and I saw three letters: A K, a G, and a B.
It’s not sleeping, it’s dead. I discovered the only reason it was sitting on the perch was that it had, in fact, been NAILED THERE. It has joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!
Thanks, talons.
I bet the guy who picked it up is gonna eat it later…
No, he’s gonna fućk it… DONT FORGET THE DUCT TAPE OR IT WILL FALL APART!!!
Isn’t duck tape inappropriate for doves?
(ducking, myself)
The Dove is no more… it has ceased to be *and the rest of that monty python sketch*
It is an ex-dove?
It’s pining for the fjords!
It has ceased to be!
Maybe it was the mööse that did it.
Possibly the mousse. It claims it hasn’t had any though.
Möse is a dirty german word.
They should have nailed him to the perch.
This is an EX-dove!!
@DaManRando: I guess I just got a refresh before posting fail.
… should have nailed him to a RC airplane…
that’s… really sad. poor bird.
my thoughts exactly
Where is David Copperfield when you need him?
How bout Paul Daniels? You may like him or you may not!
How about Jack Daniels?
Mhmm…good ol’ Jacky.
I don’t think pink elephants are the same as white peace doves. … still, I can’t see WHY the people wouldn’t cheer for Jack daniels.
We
Want
Jack
Daniels
My version of wwjd.
*pours*
*has jack daniel’s*
Want some? I keep a constant supply
Bad omen.
Damien the Omenbird.
Next, they rounded up the dove’s family and sent it to a gulag. All public records of the dove and its family were purged. Official comment on event: “What dove?”
And that was a paragraph deleted from the original draft of George Orwell’s Animal Farm.
Some Fail Bloggers are more equal than others….
I’m with fiat knox. not funny.
The kids must have squeezed the bird to death. It looked like the guy holding it was holding it a little tight and it could breath and suffocated I bet.
I dunno, this sort of makes me angry. You can see how tightly the kid is gripping the poor bird, no wonder it kicked the bucket. Little kids shouldn’t be trusted with fragile living things unless someone makes damn sure that they know how to handle it properly.
If it were me I’d give that boy a boot up the arse.
Look, you keep your sick, perverted paedophile fantasies to yourself, ok? The foot fetish part, though, we’d love to hear more about.
I smell a National Enquirer story cooking here!
“Boot Boy Found in Cave”
Good one!
*Sends headline to newspaper*
I knew when they zoomed in on the bird that it was dead because it wasn’t being held properly… my guess is it suffocated… They should have let one of the adults do it or at least have one right there next to the child making sure he held the bird properly. I feel bad for the kids as well as the bird. It’s not the child’s fault the bird was killed it’s the adults for either not making sure it was being held properly or holding it themselves before the release.
That little boy looks pretty proud of himself…. I still think he was…… up to something.
Vladamir Putin: the early years…
Kill the rat-bastard anyway. No good can come from a Russian boy who kills birds.
I mean, next thing will be nukes aimed at North America.
That Troll is too obvious.
It won’t, er… fly ?
YEAH because that makes a lot of sense.
Not the kid’s fault. I don’t think he realized he was holding it too tight. It was the instructor’s fault for not making sure the bird was being held properly by him or being held by an adult who knew what they were doing. Hopefully they won’t make this mistake again.
I bet the instructor said “Now be careful, don’t let it go!” and so the kid was SQUEEEEZING.
Damn right! Save the bird, kill the kids!
Exactly. They have a death grip on that bird, no wonder it didn’t survive. You know they were just doing what an adult told them…
We got no food, no jobs… OUR CELEBRATORY BIRDS ARE FALLING OFF!
That’s a good, solid name you got there.
I concur, Edward is a good, solid name. My respects to your mother.
Hmmm… I have some suspicions about this. Doesn’t Sarah Palin live nearby?
She watched the ceremony from her house.
No, you all missed it. Dick Cheney was just off camera.
Then wouldn’t the kid have been shot in the face?
Nah, he would have shot the kid.
Must refresh…must refresh…must refresh
Heee.
I love how the kids continue to fake it after the carcass is dragged off. XD
*cries*
This is what is sounds like,
When dilly cries.
“Maybe I’m just too demanding? She’s never satisfied. You’ve got the butterflies all tied up…”
This is what it sounds like when doves die…
**loud clapping ensues**
That’s how fascist regimes roll.
Lol.
“peace Win” Dove in peace. Next year we are waving goodbye to the kids who will fly off.
Wasn’t that the Randy Johnson memorial pigeon?
I think that was some suicide bunting.
His pitch was plover for a strike.
ohhhhh, doves just don’t fly unless the syndicate tells it to.
THAT PIDGIN IZ A N00B!!!!111
roflmfao I love how everyone pretends nothing happened roflmfao
children with awareness of avian vital signs fail.
Вротмненоги, и на бэкграунде “лейся-песня”, блядь лол
Yet more evidence babel fish is unreliable:
“[Vrotmnenogi], and to [bekgraunde] “leu- song”, [blyad] of [lol”
I got the lol part.
Babel fish fail.
ааа камрад превед!!!
in mother russia peace doves dont fly!
In soviet russia doves don’t fly by themselves, you fly them!
It’s a video from the day of a child protection, not from the day of the dove protection. ^^
You could see the bird’s mouth open like it was gasping for air. It seems junior was squeezing the sublime SH*T outta the poor bird. I think maybe it’s back was broken? He *was* holding the bird in a deathgrip, after all.
I thought peace doves were to celebrate NOT killing stuff…?
They just don’t make doves like they used to.
Don’t make peace like they used to, either.
iiʎɐʍ ƃuoɹʍ әႡʇ ƃu!pɐәႡ ɯ,!
Hahahahaha FAIL!
AND SOMEONE STOLE THE BIRD!
LOL!!
Yes, this is Russia and this is no peace with Georgia celebrating. This is something like “Child safty day”. International holiday by the way. Sorry for engrish, no practie.
omg enough with the friggin repeats! either you guys have new shit or you dont
“Aww, look at the lil’ kids in their lil’ uniforms! Aren’t they just precious? Ooh, they’re about to release the peace dove! There it goes — wait… OH MY JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH!! IT’S DEAD!! OH NO, NOW THAT GUY’S STEALING IT!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!! DO SOMETHING, DAVID!!”
“Shut up, honey.”
Something about little kids in paramilitary uniforms terrifies me.
Yes, even scout uniforms creep me out.
Can anyone play here or is it a private running dialogue for the rest of us to sit back and enjoy reading?
You can play, but if you can’t keep up, it’s not our fault.
Hopefully it’s enjoyable.
If I can’t keep up well….
I blame myself.
Absolutely! What she said. Some people make irritated little remarks about “cliques” and “clubs”, but that’s mostly because they’re just grumpy that they–as Avis so aptly put it–can’t keep up. But new folk jump into the fray all the time!
Not only do they jump into the fray (like I did) they end up having lots of fun!
I suppose a special thanks to Dragon, Fuzz, and Loz (for putting up with me in the beginning) would be appropriate now.
THANK YOU!!!!!
“Putting up with you”, as you so NOT aptly put it, is a delight.
Now stop with the self-deprecating remarks. We adore you. :p
And I, too, thank all those who welcomed me so generously!
I’ll stop. My folks just taught me to not gloat. I DO have fun here though.
And yes, fishing for trolls is definitely part of it!
And now, on a completely different topic…
Tonight for dinner I made brown rice and chicken with a GORGEOUS coconut-cream curry sauce.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
It SOUNDS wonderful, I have no frame of reference though. I’m allergic to
coconut. And mango (very VERY allergic to mango), and nuetraweet (alsoin a big bad way), and pineapple. Dinners with me can be difficult. Add into the mx that I am THE most picky eater around. Yeah, fun.
Perhaps you should try it next time with dove instead of chicken?
Great idea! Could you rush into a ceremony gone badly wrong and get one for me??
A valuable lesson… when it comes to the Russians, being a Dove just doesn’t fly.
Wow that was so foul and bogus. So just getting thrown in the air and immediately falling…awesome. Kind of like the dolphin that did that at Seaworld over the summer. It jumped in the air and came down dead…classic.
Rofl.
Comments are so long they will be buried forever and forgotten =P
Skeetshooter WIN!
В Советской России, амеров епут в попу!
This is America. Act like it.
rape them in butt?
kthx
God, this is so wrong that it is so funny. LOL.
Poor kid will remember this for life. I wonder how they call him at school now. “The Pidgin Slayer”? “Demian Pidgin”?
Perhaps, “The kid who flipped the bird.”
lmfao little bird squeezing bastards
LOLOLOLOL
Peace dove is dead. Fowl play indeed. War will be raged again against nations with history being rewritten once more…
This is horrible.
Were they waving as if the bird actually took off? xD
what a GOB Bluth moment, just wish they had “the final countdown” playing in the background.
I don’t like this one.
Yuck, yuck. Hilarious…they killed a dove.
“havn’t you people heard? the bird…..is…THE WORD!”
Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
Oh, that’s what it sounds like when doves cry…
Yeah, a nice *thump*.
It died. Hmph.
I don’t know what is better – that there was a guy who tried to clean it up, or that the kids seemed to know immediately to pretend like it was still flying away.
The bird is the word.
the bird is the word
Haha!! All the kids think the bird flew away!!
maybe it was shot :O
THEY KILLED IT
apparently peace does not live here.
By looking at the video it look like:
A)The Bird was dead
B)The bird couldn’t fly
C)The bird wanted to commit suicide.
Or
D)None of the above.
I say it is C)!
I don’t get how this is funny…
1st June
children safe day (?)
Peace Square
funny russians
test
v
That is probably the single most ominous thing I’ve ever seen…
FLY ROCK, FLYYYYYYY!!!!
The kids threw the bird! You’re suppose to raise your arms and open your hands, but those kids threw it up into the air.
It probably couldn’t open it’s wings and died when it hit the ground…poor thing
That is so sad! =(
oh my… ><
Their hands were applying pressure over the dove’s keel, and unfortunately suffocated the poor bastard.
Alas, the fall was graceful to say the least.
-PLOP-
HAHAHAHA stupid fukin kids, thats what u get for trying to get your daughter and son involved in the local ceremonies
День защиты детей
Day of protecting children..
That reminds me of the Olympics when they released the peace doves and a bunch of them landed in the Cauldron which was about to be lit on fire by the Olympic torch. Whoops.
OMFG lol, they actually burnt some of the doves…
it’s child of Chuk Norris 100%..
Peace on Earth! Well… The peace hit the Earth.
Die my pretty Die….yeh…..well we all know the wicked witch isnt that heartless..Fine…maybe she was but atleast she didnt send doves!
O.O let’s hope Peta didn’t see that