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I suspect foul play….
Surely you mean FOWL play?
Fowl don’t play. Fowl drop dead.
well it was kinda flying for a second there…
If you count being thrown as flying…
“This isnt flying, its falling with style!!”
No style at all…
You killed Kenny! You bastards!
Suck my balls Kyle!
Great movie!
“The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
42 doves to you for that reference.
It didn’t so much fly, as plummet.
Monty Python reference win!
In Soviet Russia, fowl plays you!
You just HAD to say that didn’t you?
In Soviet Russia, that just had to say you, or something…
In Soviet Russia, they would shoot you over the fail that you just committed.
I don’t get the joke.
There’s not one, I don’t think…
Sara J! Nicer to see you then anybody! How ya been?
Then, but not now??
In Soviet Russia, my english don’t understand you.
Oh, come on. Isn’t that obvious?
Yes, very.
Painfully so, in fact.
In Soviet Russia… obvious isn’t that… (?)
The Soviet Russia joke generator has just broken down. We apologise for the inconvenience. For now, please be content with some tasteless ‘your mom’ and ‘your face’ jokes.
Your mom just broke down. Sorry - couldn’t resist…
Broke down on my face.
In soviet russia, your face breaks down on…
forget it.
Your mom?
Panic at being first = bad and mis-spelled pun FAIL.
I’m so sorry.
Don’t be srrry, you still wrrrked it, wrrrkin’ grrr.
Is thrrrrr srrrme ourrrrrtbrrrreak of rrrrrrrrrrrrs?
Assassination
Is there another grassy knoll nearby?
No, but there is Degrassi Knoll in the Nearby plains.
Ah, Degrassi Junior High. Good memories.
I prefer Degrassi Knoll, myself. The gnolls there have some good mushrooms.
Nice plunger too.
BAH! All those dang crossdressing, plunger using gnolls! Screw this… I’m off to find booze.
Couldja bring some back with you…?
in soviet Russia your mom’s facial plunger plunges you
“Everybody can succeed, all you gotta do is believe,
let’s be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts,
come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.”
LOL russia i gues?
yes - they were celebrating their recent peace with Georgia.
Are you sure it’s not Greece?
It is Russia for sure, “Child Protection Day” (1st of June) celebration.
P.S. This is not related to Georgia, Not_you.
Naw, Russia. The sign at the start says “June 1st, Child Protection Day, Peace Square.” Child Protection From Falling Fowl Fail.
Remember, wind up the neck good and tight before you let it go.
Kids were probably bored so… ‘ let`s play with the bird… ‘
But maybe it was one of those hidden messages… xD
Awe, kids it’s just sleeping.
This dove is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! He rests in peace! THIS IS AN EX-DOVE!!
No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue Dove, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
His metabolic processes are now history! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bloody choir invisible!!
Well, then can I interest you in something to eat? There’s Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
I don’t like spam!!!
*Singing vikings*
HELLO POLLY! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!
I’d like to buy some cheese instead, then.
Where can that fish be?
It is a most elusive fish!
The plumage don’t enter into it!
They should return it to the pet store after a week in the fridge, like Gob.
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
“You didn’t eat that dove, did you?”
“Oh, so the guy in the $3000 suit is going to eat a dove?! COME ON!”