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*Bzzzzzzz*
Should have operated with your wet butt.
Do fish have butts?
sure … there are fish assholes on failblog.
are there? let me see! me likey fishbutties!
Mr Sausage would operate by humping it
Well done. Just like his sausage would be if that dryer were to be turned on while he was sticking it up that chute.
PHOTO SHOP!
Big time photoshop
Is that First in Bee?
Hard to tell. I can’t see him dancing.
and I guess it’s a hazard operating the sink with dirty hands
First
epic fail.
Yeah this hand dryer actually is used to dry ur already dryed hands.. that makes perfect sense
Excuse me, but this does not say “hand dryer” anywhere. For all we know this could be a martini-maker device.
Or a butt drier.
Oh hai
hai lol
But for the fact that drinking martinis with wet hands is bliss and
…I got cut off… screw it…
Just don’t screw it with a wet penis.
There’s a Senator Larry Craig joke in there somewhere…
*is oblivious to the joke*
Republican Senator from Idaho, convicted of soliciting gay sex in a Minneapolis airport restroom. He’s one of those Ultra-Christian, holier-than-thou Republicans.
LOL. Sounds like a thrilling story! Gotta love those ever-prevalent Christian scandals.
Funny how it’s always the ones that go around bragging how Christian they are that end up getting exposed as hypocrites.
See: Bush.
I’m gonna guess… Jerry Falwell, in a car, with a hooker? No, wait, make that, in the conservatory with Professor Plum.
I can’t help it. The conducted electrons cause my dipole to function.
It’s for when you spill drink on yourself and it looks like you’ve had an accident. They’re like hand dryers but lower down on the wall.
That would be a good idea for certain places to have actually. I know I’ve felt like fool for spilling my beer on my pants and looking like I couldn’t make it to the toilet.
Life treats you hard eh?
Shocking!!!!
*Coughs* I’ll get my coat.
I thought your joke had a bit of a spark to it, actually…
I like you, you’re so down to earth.
That’s it, young lady. You’re grounded.
I refuse! :p
Ohm no you didn’t!
Stop resisting.
When it comes to your charms, m’lady, resistance is futile.
Loz is a Borg?
She is biologically distinctive.
Loz is Locutus-t little thing…
When did this turn from an electricity pun thread to me being a cute borg?
At about 6:24 am PDT it looks like.
(Sorry.)
Flirt FAIL.
*zaps with gamma gamma ray gun*
I’m a girl too~ teehee
Pay attention to me! >:3
do what loz did so we can see your myspace and decide for ourselves…..
*devious laughter*
But…isn’t it more fun to ignore the demands of attention-seekers?? Attention is EARNED, dammit!
yes, agreed. although, then you have to put up with the chihuahua like yapping….
*does a fancy and technically challenging dance*
Is that enough?!
*looks hopeful*
Abstract, did you just hear something yap?
That’s what you get for calling me “gran”!
:p
Oh…
Sowwy. *cuddles*
…
*dances again, even more extravagantly*
Loz is looking for a victim for her tarantella.
*does not polka, does not pay*
:]
No cash for Tango?
*cuts a rug*
Hey, there’s a car under there…and it’s tied to a tree!
Are you sure it’s not a motorcycle chained to a cement stanchion?
. . . but only if less than 1 ohm
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hexadecimal fail
Binary WIN
Their are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don’t :p
There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who knows hexadecimal, and those who don´t.
fail, try again
At least DEAD people understand hexadecimal.
that, sir, was BADA55
Thats why you wipe your hands on your pants rather then pushing that bacteria dance-o-thon button.
Who says my pants aren’t a bacteria rave-party? The next person might get a non-electric shock (in 4-6 weeks) if I use my pants first!
Well.. I can’t judge how filthy your pants are but hopefully they’re a little bit better maintained than a public rest room.
^ .^
If I took these things off and swung them around I’d create more WMDs than Iraq currently has/ever had.
Iraq never had any WMDs.
Iraq did have WMDs…it’s just that the ones they had were old and busted. And even if the weapons were operational, they lacked the infrastructure necessary to deploy the weapons.
Iraq did *not* have any Weapons of Mass Destruction
Point-getting fail? I can’t actually remember what I meant!
LMAO
Jubbly Jargon, your point was about your festering bio-hazardous pants. However, look at what have we done! This is going to turn into a violent online debate. (at least i hope it dose, im quite bored today)
Yeah, they have sand. Miles and miles of effing SAND.
i wouldn’t say never, we gave ‘em a bunch in the ’80s
Thats why you wipe your hands on your pants rather then pushing that bacteria dance-o-thon button
Americans freak out when they think they see a germ.
i’d freak out too, those things are typicaly microscopic
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooohh…..
Freak out!
C’est chic.
Hang up the chic habit
it is rather silly… this one time at band camp- i mean at work- this one guy said something to me about bringing my drink in the bathroom (i was on my way out so what else was i going to do with it?) he pointed out that every time someone flushes, this germy mist swirls around the air, and it would get in my drink- i pointed out that after spending 3 months in nepal drinking water from rivers that other people shit in with only a couple drops of iodine between me and dysentery made it hard for me to take his position seriously.
Im not American, silly.
Meh. I’ll just wait for the wind then.
Yep. That wind will come rushing inside the mall any minute now…
Life experience fail if you think these are only found in malls.
If.
.
I just realized the fail in my first comment and tried to burn myself is all.
Please…I really don’t want to hang around and wait for your wind.
That wind was broken anyway.
Did the wind just break its leg?
Yeah, but most places that hand dryers are found don’t have much wind anyway. Unless it’s an open air bathroom.
As in behind a tree, or in the bushes by the side of the road? I never find hand dryers there.
you have to turn it on before you get your hands wet. WHAT IS SO HARD?
are you serious?
and you?
are you delerious?
are you?
Am I?
Are you mysterious?
Are you impervious?
Are you deleterious?
To your health? Right now… probably, yes.
Sorry to be sanctimonious.
Are you delirious?
Damn, culprit already used that one. Originality FAIL.
my spelling fail, though!
This is getting a bit tedious.
Are you repetitious?
No I’m more fastidious.
How ignominious.
You ignoramus.
How malicious!
And she’s usually so magnanimous!
Until she releases her tyrannosaurus.
Yeah that really wrecks everything.
lol
Alice Cooper WIN.
have you ever been experienced?
Are we?
If you did that, you would either A) wash your hands really quickly to make sure you could dry them before the push-button comes back up, wasting power and probably leaving bacteria on your hands, or B) wash your hands properly and swear as the dryer clicks off, giving you the choice of wiping your hands on your pants or using the thing with wet hands. Either way, conserving energy/water FAIL.
Nobody noticed that this sticker was put on by someone as a joke? FAIL
Anything similar to the the sticker on your forehead saying “moron”?
I thank that this was a warning
wow what a zinger. I was also looking to see who would see the sticker as a joke. If the dryer was actually dangerous to people with wet hands, (which I highly doubt), don’t you think they would try to DISABLE it rather than put a small little sticker on top?
planted fail
Must be obvious day at camp stupid.
I’d give it a miss, and come straight over to you and your pile of towels, you’d get a small tip (like 3s of eye contact).
Obviously this product is intended for a ladies’ public restroom.
Because men never wash their hands?
Because:
a) Women always use the buddy system
b) Men don’t read signs and warning labels
As a woman of the female persuasion I have never:
a) Used the buddy system
Srlsy. I don’t need help or company to pee, and I’ve never been one to run to the ladies room with a gaggle of other women to talk about our dates or something like that.
When a friend of mine got engaged (I was there, as per her boyfriend/fiances request) she dragged me off to the ladies so she could do the “I’m-getting-married dance”. THREE times. Otherwise, I too, am not a big fan of the buddy system as it pertains to restrooms.
Oh I love the buddy system. Best gossip is in the bathroom.
I quite enjoy company when I pee. I guess I’m just a people person. Lol.
You’re in a circle of friends.
Too much information! Mind seizing up. ARRRRGH!!!
… a golden circle?
Give it a headbutt.
Nice — although I’d be more inclined to give it a buttbutt.
Can I get a buttbutt?
No, it’s impossible to have a buttbutt, butbut many people have a nutnut between their legleg.
In this case, JJ’s being a dumbdumb who just doesn’t knowknow the answer is yes!yes!
So now you can remember when you could see yourself getting a
buttbutt.
kk!thxbai!
I assume the advice is intended to the repair man ?
I love those Dyson air blades, best hand dryer ever
They had to get around that electrocution obstacle somehow.
HaHaHa… This is so nonsence!!
I came here by someone’s introduce.
And I laughed >_< HaHaHa
Please leave. now.
Why do you have to be mean? Welcome Yong Go. Please ignore the mean trolls.
wtf? I followed a link from google – after searching “troll example” – and landed here!
I wonder why… *masturbates*
wtf? I followed a link – having searched “masturbates” – and was taken here!
You searched “troll example”… are you certain you didn’t land in front of a mirror?
Thats part of a set of stickers that Maxim put out about 7-8 years ago, theres also one to put in stalls saying all stalls are being monitored by security cameras.
Gotta love bathroom humor
If you get electrocuted, just call 9-9-9…
Just be sure your hands are dry before using the FAIL phone.
And watch out for bees when using the FAIL aid kit.
another repeat !?
Am I the only one here who uses their elbow to hit the button on those things? o_O
I mean, the electrocution hazard is probably fairly minimal anyway, assuming that they are properly earthed and maintained, and I mostly do the elbow thing so that the button won’t be all wet and icky for the next person who uses it, but still…
How is using your elbow putting you in less danger of being electrocuted? Are you always wearing long sleeves?
Not everyone is in it up to their elbows.
The Crisco Kid was a friend of mine.
(That’s chapter 1, would you like to have chapter 2? cf. Correction Fail.)
Press button, receive bacon!
Warning = Fail
Hands-O = Win
LMAO
THEY SHOULD have these hand dryers everyine would poo their pants :p
haha lol
xo
JOKERS:P
Waitaminute…I’ve seen this in real life…
So, do you dry your hands on your pants first, then push the button?