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yep
fail at not saying first…!
Fail at proper use of negatives.
Looks like things are really heating up at that station!
lol
We’ll be right back after this brief word from our sponsor, “Fire Extinguisher’s Incorporated.”
The fire extinguishers have their own incorporated business?
No, only one of them does!
but he stays cool
And gets the Burn of the week!
Anyway, what ever happend to those?
They went to the same place the second “e” in “happened” did.
Uranus?
Oh so burned.
99.5 FM Enflambe!
That’s either a die-hard professional or a dumb rookie not wanting to make a mistake.
Either way, that’s some hard-core dedication. I call it a win (except for the aftermath of the fire, of course).
Looks like a dedication WIN, appropriate panic FAIL to me.
I agree entirely. You took my comment, darn you!
This could be the first case of comment - taking on Failblog!
*Phones FailPolice*
You took the words right out of my… fingers?
Arse is the word that you are groping (for want of a better, but less funny word) for.
Groping for arse with fingers?
Sounds good to me…
This Saturday ok for every1?
Yah.
Totally agree. Dedication WIN!!!
Indeed this is a win. Though, I don’t think anyone would’ve blamed him for saying “Uh…. there’s kinda a fire here, g2g.” Or whatever the spanish equivalent is.
Its greek.
Hay un fuego aqui, necesito que dejar. Hasta luego!
Uno momento. Muy caliente aqui.
falla española.
Maybe if you didn’t use free online translators…
That was not Spanish
Eh? Oh well, it’s all Greek to me…
No shit…
First day on the job.
Did I hear something about Stephen Hawking in there?
He said “I don’t believe what I’ve just seen… Stephen Hawking teleported in here and flicked a lit Zippo into the bin, then teleported out. I bet it was him who put superglue on my chair and beat me over the head with his wheelchair until I forgot fire was dangerous.”
You have to play it backwards and squint a bit but I think that’s pretty much what he said. Hope this helps.
Ah, I get it now.
Yes, it makes much more sense. Does it play a satanic message as well?
You must stand on your head over a pail of lemonade under a full moon on the thirteenth of January, during the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain to hear the satanic message. Oh, and don’t forget to shove ears of corn into your nostrils.
Uh… I’m pretty sure the bulls don’t run on the 13th of January.
They will when they see you with corn in your nose.
This is true, corn is a bull’s worst enemy - not the colour red, contrary to popular belief.
Red hates Hawking (for his black-hole studies), Corn fears red, bulls fear corn. There’s a chain reaction when you add satanism to the equation. Simple logic.
Corn is capable of fear?
Why do you think pork-blood sausages and corn clashes i.e. tastes shit?
A Greek speaker posting on the YouTube comments has offered this summary of the content:
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Did he happen to mention that the forecast predicts scorching heat?
WOW! That really IS interesting [/sarcasm]
Bad attitude win.
Well, meh to you.
Bad attitude redux win.
Meh! I’ve seen worse attitudes.
Funny thing…my cat (affectionately known as The Limb of Satan) actually says, “MEH!” when he’s irritated about something. It cracks me up every time.
And this is so important that he can’t say, “Hold on a minute we have a small problem in the studio I’ll be right back”. And then put out the fire before the place burns down? What a dumb ass. I was waiting for him to start on fire and keep sitting there and reading.
Maybe he knows something about the LCH he REALLY needs to tell us…uh oh…
He really needs to tell us it’s actually the LHC!
Yup!
Maybe it’s Maybelene.
hot
Did.
Not.
Lose.
His.
Cool.
In.
School.
But.
Was.
A.
Tool.
Really, I think this might be a dedication WIN.
Is he speaking Spanish? My speakers and I couldn’t tell.
Sí, señora. Y yo estoy de acuerdo, como puede verse en mi ‘post’ anterior.
I agree - dedication WIN.
Concerns for property of one’s employers, FAIL.
No, he’s speaking Greek.