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Cow Curiosity Fail

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Jurgen

Holy crap, Im first.

Woot

*Does non-rhythmic white peoples dance*

ErickB

And ….

you ruined it by posting about it. FAIL!
(Doing his duty)

Man... or AstroMan

And…

you ruined it by posting about posting about it. FAIL!

Alexor

And…

Ok, that’s enough. =P

 
 
 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

*masturbates*

loliepop

Ok, now I’m thoroughly cowed.

 
 
 
Hee Haw

Can you blame the cow for being curious? Her friend has a toy car on her head!

dilettante

“Fellatio” is officially the hardest word to spell, apparently, in the English language.
In your FACE, “floccinaucinihilipilification”.

jagenigma

Fail correct spelling is
flaucinaucinihilipilification
IN YOUR FACE!!!!

 
dilettante

Apt, no?

Main Entry: floccinaucinihilipilification
Part of Speech: n
Definition: an act or instance of judging something to be worthless or trivial
Etymology: the parts of the word each mean ‘at nothing’ or ‘with a small price’

Beren

Oh so I have been floccinaucinihilipilificating again then.

Now all I have to do is learn to pronounce it!

ErickB

I think that we all are guilty of floccinaucinihilipilification on occasion here.

 
Mary Branscombe

pronounce as
floxi
noxi
knee hill
ee-pill
ification

floccus a straw
noccus a nut
nihil nothing
pilus a hair

to set something utterly at naught - to value it as a straw, a nut, nothing at all, a hair

Arrian

Explanation win. If you were a guy I’d kick you in the Noccusi.

 
 
 
 
 
 
jagenigma

Anti Fellatio Helmet for cow!!!

 
 
 
 
Cow

I’m not dead. I’m getting better, actually.

fluffy the fish

No you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a minute.

thepowerofblue

I feel happy! I feel happy!

fluffy the fish

Oh don’t be such a baby!

Gothenem

See you on Thursday.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hee Haw

I bet the kid was delicious.

Beren

“Goat drives car until Driven off by cow Shocker!”

dilettante

Ugh, I don’t want to think about a cow getting a Shocker.

drysluckyseven

I think the cow was giving the shocker!

dilettante

But..the hooves….*barfs*

 
 
 
 
 
 
Marc

It’s not a cow stuck in a toy car. It’s a cow wearing an improvised helmet.

thepowerofblue

Cow-tipping preparedness WIN.

Beren

Surely that would be a cow armed to the teeth and ready to fight back.

Avis

You wouldn’t want to get that cow mad!

 
thepowerofblue


We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo
Or die…
Cows with guns!

 
 
 
squizan

And don’t call me Surely!

Beren

Damn, sorry forgot that it isn’t Thursday.

Loz

Haha!
*reminisces the days of BotW*

Beren

*sniffs*

Yeah I was just getting into it and they stopped it.

Do you think if we complain enough it will come back - kinda like nesting?

Loz

We should dissent and have our own BotW, as an autonomous collective, perhaps.
I still have the BotW trophy, so I can pass it on when we vote for the winner!

Beren

That sounds like a cool idea.

Every Friday we steal a Fail - everyone can nominate a Burn from the last week…

thepowerofblue

I was told they stopped BotW because they weren’t getting enough nominations. So when you ask them to reinstate it, be sure to include a nomination.

failblog

Yup! If we get good submissions, we’ll be happy to reinstate!

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failed

epic win for improvising cows everywhere!

 
 
thepowerofblue

Here’s Bessy, sporting this season’s hottest bovine accessory…

fluffy the fish

The sporty feedbag!

 
 
royallyfuked

how now brown cow

fluffy the fish

how nom brown cow?

 
 
Mike

Bessie wondered why Old MacDonald couldn’t give her a bell like all the other cows…

 
 
Marc

“To err is human; to get your head stuck in a toy car is bovine.”

Hee Haw

Cud not have said it better myself.

ErickB

She might have a steering problem.

talonsofpeace

She likes to “moove it moove it”.

fluffy the fish

At least she can honk the horns.

 
 
Beren

I think your milking this thread.

Marc

I think you’re grammar just failed.

Beren

I’m glad you think that; however, where do you think the fail is?

Marc

Well, “I think your milking this thread” is not a sentence. It’s a fragment.

Beren

Really? Damn, and I thought the Fail was putting your instead of you’re.

Marc

Well, if that was meant to be the entire sentence, then indeed that is the fail, which I alluded to by using “you’re” instead of “your” in my reply. However, you could just as well has intended to write “I think your milking this thread is really over the top” which would also be fine. So I did not want to rush to decide with certainty what the error was.