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Curiosity killed the cow!
Holy crap, Im first.
Woot
*Does non-rhythmic white peoples dance*
And ….
you ruined it by posting about it. FAIL!
(Doing his duty)
And…
you ruined it by posting about posting about it. FAIL!
And…
Ok, that’s enough. =P
*masturbates*
Ok, now I’m thoroughly cowed.
Can you blame the cow for being curious? Her friend has a toy car on her head!
No falletio for that cow then.
“Fellatio” is officially the hardest word to spell, apparently, in the English language.
In your FACE, “floccinaucinihilipilification”.
Fail correct spelling is
flaucinaucinihilipilification
IN YOUR FACE!!!!
Na, you got it right!!!
LOL
Apt, no?
Main Entry: floccinaucinihilipilification
Part of Speech: n
Definition: an act or instance of judging something to be worthless or trivial
Etymology: the parts of the word each mean ‘at nothing’ or ‘with a small price’
Oh so I have been floccinaucinihilipilificating again then.
Now all I have to do is learn to pronounce it!
I think that we all are guilty of floccinaucinihilipilification on occasion here.
pronounce as
floxi
noxi
knee hill
ee-pill
ification
floccus a straw
noccus a nut
nihil nothing
pilus a hair
to set something utterly at naught - to value it as a straw, a nut, nothing at all, a hair
Explanation win. If you were a guy I’d kick you in the Noccusi.
Anti Fellatio Helmet for cow!!!
Epic win
I’m not dead. I’m getting better, actually.
No you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a minute.
I feel happy! I feel happy!
Oh don’t be such a baby!
*smacks round the head*
oh, do us a favor?
See you on Thursday.
I bet the kid was delicious.
“Goat drives car until Driven off by cow Shocker!”
Ugh, I don’t want to think about a cow getting a Shocker.
I think the cow was giving the shocker!
But..the hooves….*barfs*
Rofl
It’s not a cow stuck in a toy car. It’s a cow wearing an improvised helmet.
Cow-tipping preparedness WIN.
Surely that would be a cow armed to the teeth and ready to fight back.
You wouldn’t want to get that cow mad!
Cows With Guns?
♫
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo
Or die…
Cows with guns!
♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPhWfSeMYHA&NR=1
And don’t call me Surely!
Damn, sorry forgot that it isn’t Thursday.
Haha!
*reminisces the days of BotW*
*sniffs*
Yeah I was just getting into it and they stopped it.
Do you think if we complain enough it will come back - kinda like nesting?
We should dissent and have our own BotW, as an autonomous collective, perhaps.
I still have the BotW trophy, so I can pass it on when we vote for the winner!
That sounds like a cool idea.
Every Friday we steal a Fail - everyone can nominate a Burn from the last week…
I was told they stopped BotW because they weren’t getting enough nominations. So when you ask them to reinstate it, be sure to include a nomination.
Yup! If we get good submissions, we’ll be happy to reinstate!
epic win for improvising cows everywhere!
Here’s Bessy, sporting this season’s hottest bovine accessory…
The sporty feedbag!
how now brown cow
how nom brown cow?
Bessie wondered why Old MacDonald couldn’t give her a bell like all the other cows…
Win!
“To err is human; to get your head stuck in a toy car is bovine.”
Cud not have said it better myself.
udderly amusing.
She might have a steering problem.
She likes to “moove it moove it”.
At least she can honk the horns.
I think your milking this thread.
I think you’re grammar just failed.
I’m glad you think that; however, where do you think the fail is?
Well, “I think your milking this thread” is not a sentence. It’s a fragment.
Really? Damn, and I thought the Fail was putting your instead of you’re.
Well, if that was meant to be the entire sentence, then indeed that is the fail, which I alluded to by using “you’re” instead of “your” in my reply. However, you could just as well has intended to write “I think your milking this thread is really over the top” which would also be fine. So I did not want to rush to decide with certainty what the error was.