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OK, this IS a repeat. There was a fail collection video a few months back, and this was part of it.
Self-constituted originality fail!
I saw this one before.
wooohooo!! i’m the best! you guys suc…oh shit! lol. ain’t hubris a bitch.
repetitiveness fail repeatedly
repeat win, I just spent the whole day going through all of failblog, there are repeats, and for knowing that, I FAIL!!!
i’m pretty sure i’ve seen this on this site
I’m pretty sure i’ve seen this already twice on this site… (this being the 3rd time) one time it was in a compilation…
re-cycle fail
Pun Win!
Don’t be a suckup
I love you darling
Suck down instead! You’re less likely to choke that way.
;O <—
Is it working?
it’d be funnier if the second cyclist fell
ah dammit, stop being FRIST
I concur.
Anti-win!
I mean, fail.
humilité est arrivée
(↓ humility → ↑ humiliation)
C’est un EPIC PWN.
(Sorry. I just had to say that. Hard day and all)
hey, haven’t see you in a while!
L’ÉCHEC
Humidité est haute… C’est chaud!
Mais…Mais….
Ca veut rien dire ?
Ça ne veut dire rien*
Ca aurait plutôt été “Ca ne veux rien dire”.
YOU FAIL.
ce la vie
“C’est la vie”.
DOUBLE WIN !
… uhhh me-o no-o speak-o spainish-o
its french dumbass
I think perhaps that was humour.
Triple fail.
1. It’s french.
2. It isn’t spelled spainish but spanish.
3. You imitated a latino trying to speak english, not the other way around.
(Explanations wont nest below this level)
Err, no, sorry. You fail again. Twice.
Utilisation gentille du traducteur en ligne.
not you Loz. I was talking to the bozos above you.
Oh crap I went and posted now I’m above Loz.
You bozo!
Loz, tu ne sais juste pas parler Français, alors n’essaye pas.
PWNED
ah…no…
ça ne veuT rien dire…
Failure to understand spoken french.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
You now have thirty lives on Failblog.
I thought he was playing DDR?
Um, if that’s the case, where did the B A at the end come from?
@someone: you forgot start.
He’s SAVING
Wait, that’s just X and Start. Gotta dust off the Playstation 2.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → A B B A
You fail Konami Code!
You’re not an ordinary fella!!!
TNMT win
Win-lapse
Bet he’s going to be hearing about this for the next thirty years…
“Remember that time you got overconfident in the big race and…”
“Shut up Nigel.”
He and the anthem lady can get together and commiserate.
“Remember that time you fell on your ass?”
“Oh yeah?? Well…remember that time you fell on YOUR ass??”
They should join Ass-fallers Anonymous!
Do you have to register your ass for that?
Yup. Anal registration begins on Thursday.
Call Darlene, she knows what’s up.
Roseanne’s daughter? She’d get it.
*pervs*
Failblog reference WIN.
That’s impossible. There’s no anonymous on Failblog anymore.
What does this mean?
*in joke*
Look back on older threads and you’ll get it.
Unknown.
Bitter xD
HAHA owned
4th woo!
sad, so sad, and i laugh so hard lol
FIFTH!
(Now I need to create a duplicate of Amanda Tapping.)
Obscure reference to SG-1 for the win…
Indeed.
Indeed
Falling off your bike sucks, and the moment was inopportune. What an amusing fail.
remember the part where she slipped and fell on her butt.
Is this ANOTHER threat?!
it’s a timeless reference to being beloved
*no longer threatened, one tiny bit*
How do you make that backwards d?
lol, that just never gets old….b, but i’m not telling how i did it
I managed to flip d upside down: p, but i can’t get it to go backwards.
Flip fail! That’s a 180 degree rotation.
Teehee
Meh, pedantic asshole.
Lol. null fail. To flip something upside down IS a 180 degree rotation. Were you thinking about a reflection?
Technically it would be a q if i flipped it over.
hmmm you can put this character any way.. b d p q wow.. now that is a versatile character
I I I I and O O O O also work.
It’s a shame you only have 11 keys on your wooden keyboard.
Flint. Hand knapped flint. With bison bone accents.
You have hands???
No. I work the farm on my own.
How was Rumspringa?
Wrong sect.
Only if your letters are the same color on both faces.
kendybar is correct.
It depends upon the axis used for rotation.
Taking standard
y
_|/_ x
/ |
z
co-ordinates, d flips/rotates to p using z as the axis, but to q if you use x, which might seem the obvious choice at first.
but x=…
the square root of fail
fail is the root of all squares
let me try q woah, that was some serious sh**
I totally missed it! Was it funny?
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like “goodbye” and you were like “no way” and then I was all “we pretended we were going to murder you”…
… that was great.
Quoting Portal = win.
It looks like he lost something in the crash (besides his dignity), but I can’t really tell what it is. Can anyone else figure it out?
waterbottle.
anal integrity
the will to live
His love of celebration.
The race…
His trouser leg got caught in his tire pump, badly damaging his ham sandwich.
He later encountered a taxi driver who thought he was Leon Trotsky.
And got almost executed…
he got almost executed (was shot, but did not die), or almost got executed (they recognized it was the wrong mark at the last minute)?
But then they arrested him for indecent exposure.
Shame about the ham sandwich, tho.
I think it was a cover of one of the bars or a drink holder or something.
See what thirst does? Tis a horrible thing.
the race
I would have thought that was a given.
I’m going with waterbottle.
Flying through the air?
Masturbate ?
He lost 1st place, his balance, his dignity, skin from his nuts and about 2 quid in change – and his water bottle.
rofl – and his bum-virginity? that saddle is fairly rigid, a lot like…
his chain on the wheel. When he tries to get back on and pedal, you notice it doesn’t work.
try his thigh for the missing bits
man, infront of all those people he goes and does something stupid like that, he deserves it
And the guy who also celebrated.. he deserved a victory? o_O
Not really, but if you are stupid enough to celebrate before the race is over, then you deserve to lose.. Nothing is won until it is won. I have seen where baseball teams thought they had it in the bag and slacked off the rest of the game, giving the other team an opportunity to seize a victory.
Just like the Cubs, year after year… *sigh*
And an American runner at the Olympics… *sigh*
And rap music at a “intelligent music” test… *yippee*
Reminds me of the woman in the 2004 Olympics who was way ahead on the snowboard race event. She decided to do a trick on the last jump, and fell. This let the woman behind her catch up, so she ended up with the silver instead of the gold.
I remember that. What a way to learn humility.
Oh awesome! I didn’t remember that, just found it on youtube… awesome lesson in humility.
Impossible, 2004 was a Summer Olympics.
*hands pob a deerstalker and a pipe*
*dons deerstalker cap*
*takes pipe*
Elementry, my dear Watson!
*takes a draw from the pipe*
*coughs*
Looking cool FAIL…
Hahaha, aww. You don’t have to prove your coolness to me!
*raises arms in victory*
*loses balance*
*falls of bike*
*Videos pob’s fail*
*Uses time-travel to wizz back to 2004 (Winter OR summer)*
*Uploads*
*giggles*
*gets lost in the ether*
*gets stuck in a fail-loop*
*remembers groundhog day and giggles*
*Remembers it’s more like 2006 he’s stuck in*
*giggles*
*smokes more pot*
*giggles*
*eats snacks*
I only see one fall of bike there, actually.
He also spelled “elementary” wrong, but I was going to give him a pass. Let’s let him be today.
*sulks*
I wanted to be today. Why do I always have to exist in some other time?
So everyone in the future can go back and take a picture of your butt.
You’re right. 2006 Olympics is what I meant.
*removes foot from mouth*
lol the 2nd place guy musta had a good laugh over that
He was the second place guy.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
I ain’t misbehavin…
Owned
2nd place attribution FAIL
Oxymoron win!
Forget the Oxy, he’s simply a moron!
Atleast it’s a win for the other guy!
*shrugs*
watch you don’t fall off the forum!
Race finish: You’re doing it wrong!
Letting the guy behind you win the race, thus losing all pride: You’re doing it right!
Throwing yourself at the ground: Check!
Missing: Er…
THHGTTG win?
If that’s not an H2G2 reference, I’ll reprogram my computer with a fire axe.
Haha wow, what a way to lose…
I wouldn’t call 2nd place losing.
Second place is first loser.
“doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or by a mile, winning is winning”
hey, where are my movie quote props?
Sorry but you can’t expect movie props for quoting The Fast and the
Furious. That movie fails.
Second please is first lover.
Maybe he started dancing from the hips and lost his balance – it’s an easy mistake.
Do you speak from experience?
This is why throwing your hands in the air is now illegal in some races. Doesn’t stop it from being funny though.
Is waving them like you just don’t care equally illegal?
Glide by the people as they start to look and stare!
Old one…
Question: What is John McCain’s nickname?
Methuselah?
Old person? Doh, dupe fail!
Correctly answered in the form of a question.
What is: that’s what your mother said last night, Trebek?
I’ll take Swords for a thousand…
I’ll take Famous Titties for $500, Alex
You have selected the daily double. Please look at the picture (.)(.) … These famous titties have been seen on many occasion on of the most notablesoccasions was on the David Letterman SHow.
notablesoccations?? Drew Barrymore!!
Yes a notablesoccasion! The occasion where you make notes.
What I found the funniest was even after the saw the guy in front of him be stupid and fall off while celebrating, the guy who ended up winning STILL did the same thing before passing the finish line. Learning from others’ mistakes FAIL.
But HE didn’t fall. I’d say he did learn the lesson, how to fo a victory dance (on a bike) and NOT fall.
He was closer to the finish line when he did his victory pose.
Close enough that even if he did fall the momentum would have carried him across. I think the first (but ultimately second) guy thought the finish line was closer then it was.
Don’t we all.
Yea but he pulled it off! I say he was successfully rubbing it in the failure’s face.
pride cometh before a FAIL!
Pride cometh and it was messy.
*squelch*
That was perfectly chanticleer to me.
Looks like something broke off the bike because he ran it to the finish line.
What could it be??
The thing you yank.
The thing, you yank!
How’d you guys know I’m a Yank?
cause if you were from the south, you would have said “Dems fightin’ werds! Y’all know better then ta call me a damn yank!” or something similar
*the south will rise again*
Can we put the last four minutes of the Houston/Indianapolis football game on here? It’s exactly the same fail (on Houston’s part).
I’ll bet Houston’s QB won’t try to hurdle over defenders any more. Too bad it cost his teammates the game for him to learn that lesson.
Aw, poor dude. What a sad fail!
Pride cometh before a fall.
Pride cometh second after a fall.
Where did Prejudice cometh?
Pride’s face.
Pride can lead to anal retentiveness ¬_¬
I lol’d.
Prejudice cometh not at all,
Pranksters cometh in the hall,
Pregnophobics cometh in the bum.
That’s my list of where things come.
*Wild applause*
*bows*
failbike has arrived
Premature win = inevitable fail
It’s very awkward to win prematurely.
Especially in bed
Ye bed-racing is tough. Those bends are a killer, and the posts get in your way!
Ye olde bed-racing?
Exactly, none of yer 2008 IKEA lightweightery sir.
Oooh, a swing and a miss!
(I’d be the miss…!
)
Would that make you a Miss in a swing? Now, THAT, I’d like to see!
Let’s see…
Binoculars, check
Video camera, check
Lubricant…. now where did that slip off to???
Some guys don’t know how to sweep a girl off her feet.
What are you talking about??? Of course I do.. you use a broom, silly!
Um, Lunchbox, some girls don’t like hearing about a broom and lubricant…
Oh, ummmm.. did I say that out loud?? Inside voice fail!
Whereas other guys know how to do it quite well.
*spoons*
INNER voice fail…still gotta watch that in the bedroom. Or the kitchen.
*conforms*
*reforms*
IKEA do great cakes, though.
Ikea-cakes are a must, you can build them with 3 alan keys that you don’t have, a pocketful of hope and a handful of splinters.
don’t you mean Alan Rickmans?
No thats one, I’m sure you will need an Alan Alda too
I pay someone to assemble mine, but then I give them tea and a cake on their break, so it’s pointless. Still, no splinters.
google: “san mateo” “bed races”
.
We know how to party in San Mateo.
San Mateo baybee!!! But I’m betting you use that canoe in Foster City.
or Kayak.
Last time I was in San Mateo I saw a man jump in front of a train and get sliced up into pieces. I heard it’s pretty common there.
sounds like a Bay Area Rapid Fail incident
*B.A.R.F.s*
:sadface:
classic
hehe the FIRST is SECOND ^^
This cyclist personifies every 85 who’s ever shouted enumerations on the Internet – by the act of declaring your victory, you FAIL.
That’s a very good point. Future first-failers should be directed to this video.
Ouch.
Hahahaha…WIPEOUT!
Splat.
You are sur fari out there on that one. It’s hard to drum up support for it.
Music reference, WIN!
I really hope he deltones it down; this is getting out of control.
Do I note some discord?
You’re making my jaw box and giving me some minor threats.
I need to ask the staff for clarinetfication after reading your comment.
Win fail.
Bike racers are pretty much required to hold their arms up as they win a race so their sponsor’s name will show up in any pictures of the finish. Add a little wet pavement and results is not that much of a surprise.
In a way, it is something of a win since way more people see this (and the sponsor’s jersey) then if he had not crashed.
BLAHBLAh sponsors of fail!
MultinationalSuperWHoreBLAHBLAH sponsors of EPIC fail!
Stupid.
“look mam, hands free!”…
“I know hun, that’s why we got you the bluetooth.”
As Keith Olbermann would say:
“Premature jocularity.”
Premature ejeculation
hi how do i make a username on this thing? i wanna comment on these it makes me laugh reading what you guys say
You just did! Comment away!
try scanning a mirror
Fail?
i seen something like this recently, although a little less epic.
during a football game, the dude had the touchdown, but started celebrating a little too early…the dude dropped the ball (on purpose) BEFORE he set foot in the end zone.
moral of the story: wait until you cross the finish line to taunt.
|the kid|
football game = Philadelphia Eagles vs Dallas Cowboys 9/15/2008
dude = DeSean Jackson
|the kid| = drops the ball before making the point
moral = go the extra yard
i actually forgot who was playing that day…thanks for clarifying that…
|the kid|
That was (probably) DeSean Jackson of Philladelphia Eagles in a game against Dallas Cowboys on 9/15 ‘08. An incredibly stupid rookie-FAIL! (YouTube him if you want to see it again.)
Not noticing at all that failblog moved the goal posts, priceless.
“Ejector seat? You’re joking.” -slightly relevant Goldfinger quote
Owch.
This vaugely reminds me of tortoise and the hare..
I can ride my bike with No handlebars… Wait what…
I can ride my bike with no seat. It’s actually much more enjoyable.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike!
I want to ride it where I like!
“Look at me Look at me
Hands in the air like its good to be
Alive and Im a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedee”
Such an overrated song.
old!
^ Imminent buckit kekker.
this is what FAIL WIN means!
ughel again what is this the 6th time!?
Old
omg. that’s so fail.
last!!!!
I can not see the picture. However, I can see all the crappy ads.
I see my failbrowser is at it again!
duplicate fail
ride it like you stole it
showboating fail
does this count under the same moral “dont count your eggs before they hatch”?
lol Twatt
Ca ne veuT rien dire.
French spelling fail ^^
OMG ! !! Its a FAILEST fail of all fails !
Sieg Fail?!
Victory fail… Then victory win!
Hybris leads to fall. Always.